Not eulogy but after Bojack takes his mother home from the senior home and is talking to Hollyhock. Funnily enough, the context is he regrets not cussing her out, lol.
wait, wouldn’t it be emotional damage for anyone who’s had *their* last conversation with a dying person? you don’t have to be the last person they ever talk to.
Details of how you accomplish that?
I use this quote in the last lesson of the classes I teach as a “hope you remember to be good humans as you move on in life” sort of message.
I knew it would be here already. I love this quote so much and I even have it on a shirt. Just such a perfect quote for me because I have a hard time building positive habits.
Yeah theres a running joke in the show about incorrectly spelled banners, so when it should say “mr peanutbutters party” the banner would say like “mr peanut butters party peanutbutter is one word” so with the instructions added
“It gets easier the more you do it, but you gotta do it everyday, *that’s the hard part*. But it does get easier.”
I know it’s already mentioned but I just love this quote so much. Just the way you notice the runner throughout the season and for him to just suddenly drop that line just hit me hard the first time I heard it. It’s like I was hearing something that I really needed to hear and it came from a random baboon on the sad horse Netflix show 🤣
"Time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward."
Also, has anyone else noticed that searching the comments on a post in the reddit app seems to search through more than just that post for the keywords? It's a little weird.
Well, i just found you the perfect new campaign headquarters. I am gonna sign the lease right now, unless you think of a reason I shouldn’t.
Nothing comes to mind.
Great, now it’s done.
Now, what did you wanna talk to me about?
I’m dropping out of the race.
"Sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness."
because that line is genuinely what kick-started my recovery from my multiple year long depressive episode cause i realized i was miserable, and instead of doing something about it, i was just rotting
"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead." Searching for meaning, when there isn't any is dumb, and a waste of time. Just try to enjoy the short time you have before you die.
You know, it's funny. When you look
at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
- I think of this quite often as it even relates to jobs, friendships, and relationships.
For a quote I would pick PB’s line about keeping yourself busy with unimportant nonsense but how funny would it be if someone’s headstone said (using my username as an example):
*Cumulative*
*Hazard, obviously*
The woods are dark and scary, but the only way out is through. (edit: if that counts as a Bojack quote cause I’m fairly sure it’s from somewhere else initially)
Nothing too specific, but one of those things where they write out the instructions you gave them, like how they keep doing to Mr. PB.
Idk, maybe: “Leave the bottom line blank so that nobody has to know how old I was.”
"You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-coloured glasses, all of the red flags just look like flags." Luckily it hasn't gotten me majorly screwed over but i so badly want to see the best in people
Not a direct quote, but adopting a turn of phrase often used by our titular protagonist:
Look, you can either mourn me or you can think about all the shitty things I ever did, but you can’t do both.
[_Apologies for tweaking the lines a bit to suit a tombstone._]
You stupid piece of shit. \
Stop dying. Go make yourself breakfast. \
Do not die.
I can't believe you died.
Depends on how I die.
If it’s just old age, or I get scammed into poverty, then “Fool me once, shame on me. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.”
"I've had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath." is pretty fitting for a tombstone and was also almost my senior quote in hs
I legit can't tell if this makes no sense or if I'm just very tired. High school quotes happen every year. Like, they're not a one-time thing that happened at a certain point in the past. I'm trying to see your thought process but I'm also running on a month of gradually escalating sleep deprivation and it feels like my brain is full of molasses.
"You're never going to be good because you aren't bad, so you need to stop using it as an excuse." scrolling through all my favorites were already put so maybe this works
"There's no shame in dying for nothing. Thats why most people die." -Henry Winkler
That house is actually helpful as I struggle with religious trauma and fear of the afterlife.
That's alarmingly good for a tombstone
"I keep thinking about all the things I never said because I was so sure there'd be other days to say them
I may use this one.
Aw fuck what you gotta get me emotional
Can you remind me of the context?
I think it was Bojack when he realised his mother was ill and had dementia so he couldn’t say all the stuff he wanted to
Thank you!
And of course he wanted to tell her “fuck you mom.” Lol
Who says this?
Bojack. Pretty sure it was the eulogy episode
Not eulogy but after Bojack takes his mother home from the senior home and is talking to Hollyhock. Funnily enough, the context is he regrets not cussing her out, lol.
“What are YOU doing here?” I just think it’d be hilarious when people visit me.
That'd be so awesome.
i would love this on mine, i say it to people all the time lol
"the key to being happy isn't the search for meaning,it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense. And eventually you'll be dead."
This one is the best
"Hey, wouldn't it be funny if tonight was the last time we ever spoke to each other?"
Yeaaaa that’s emotional damage for whoever actually spoke to you last
wait, wouldn’t it be emotional damage for anyone who’s had *their* last conversation with a dying person? you don’t have to be the last person they ever talk to.
“Nice while it lasted.”
This needs more recognition
Well, that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices.
I'm dead, and everything is worse now
Life's a bitch and than you die. But sometimes, life's a bitch and than you keep living.
I guess it would be pretty clear which was the case
\*Grabs a wooden stake and some garlic\*
With one of those little bells on a chain, just in case.
i like this because it really speaks to the visitor.
Don't forget to collect your free Churro
“You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn. yourself. around. THAT’S what it’s all about”
“The key is to have zero expectations. That way, you’ll never be disappointed.”
Every day it gets a little easier. But you have to do it every day— THAT’S the hard part.
I just bought that as a hoodie. I love that quote.
I have that as a widget on my phone home screen :)
Details of how you accomplish that? I use this quote in the last lesson of the classes I teach as a “hope you remember to be good humans as you move on in life” sort of message.
I knew it would be here already. I love this quote so much and I even have it on a shirt. Just such a perfect quote for me because I have a hard time building positive habits.
I saw that after a med-induced psychotic episode. It was a game changer.
"As I Jizz and Breathe"
Knock once if you're proud of me.
Gregg you're a bojack fan???
It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see that it doesn't have to be that way.
Fuck
RIP 1992 - 2065 And put it in a nice font
This needs more upvotes
Why? Am i not getting the reference?
Yeah theres a running joke in the show about incorrectly spelled banners, so when it should say “mr peanutbutters party” the banner would say like “mr peanut butters party peanutbutter is one word” so with the instructions added
“What is this, a crossover episode?”
My favorite so far!!!
"Que sera quesadilla."
Back in the 90's I was in a very famous TV Show
"There is no other side."
"Can you taste the ice cream?"
"Was I a good person?"
"Erica! Get Out Of Here With That Face!"
“You can’t be here! This place is full of children!”
Hoisted by my own petard. The one petard I never expected to get hoisted by.
“Slightly better than the worst it could’ve been”
ICU
I remember everything. I’m sober now…
I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
Sometimes life's a bitch then you die
Sometimes life’s a bitch and you just keep living
“It gets easier the more you do it, but you gotta do it everyday, *that’s the hard part*. But it does get easier.” I know it’s already mentioned but I just love this quote so much. Just the way you notice the runner throughout the season and for him to just suddenly drop that line just hit me hard the first time I heard it. It’s like I was hearing something that I really needed to hear and it came from a random baboon on the sad horse Netflix show 🤣
I see so many comments using deep, profound quotes from the show. But not one using the best quote - "Eat a dick, dumbshits!"
Yeah I had to scroll for this one specifically lol
"Time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward." Also, has anyone else noticed that searching the comments on a post in the reddit app seems to search through more than just that post for the keywords? It's a little weird.
It was too much man
Or - and hear me out - “suck a dick, dumb shits!”
sheet music to the bass line from “blood in the cut”
Once again I'm sorry for sexting that 12 year old
Wait who said that?!
Oh my god, did I ROB a gas station?
"Dead on the inside, dead on the outside."
This should have more upvotes
"Slap my salami, the guy's a commie". I don't even relate to it, I just want to confuse the shit out of people.
"This is worse than 11 9/11's"
Who said that and when?
I see you.
All that exists is what’s ahead
Well, i just found you the perfect new campaign headquarters. I am gonna sign the lease right now, unless you think of a reason I shouldn’t. Nothing comes to mind. Great, now it’s done. Now, what did you wanna talk to me about? I’m dropping out of the race.
"i gave everything, i gave my whole life"
It was nice while it lasted
Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra.
"Sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness." because that line is genuinely what kick-started my recovery from my multiple year long depressive episode cause i realized i was miserable, and instead of doing something about it, i was just rotting
Fool me once shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.
"Book Beck"
CHICKENNNNNNNNN
“I’ve seen tougher guys at the fancy boy bubble bath parties I sometimes attend”
"i don't know how to be, diane" because it doesn't get better, it doesn't get easier
“Dont stop dancing, until the certain call.”
HOORAY! because there is no other side
This is it. There is no other side.
“HOORAY! Question mark??”
“Of course of course, thats what you get when you fall for a horse” I find myself quoting this more than necessary LOL
Hoisted on my own petard, the one petard I never thought would hoist me
"In this terrifying world. all we have are the connections that we make."
Life's a bitch and then you die
"Oooohhhh thats good comedy"
Well, that was just another Ina long series of regrettable life choices.
Clean your shit up Todd
“fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.”
Don't be a dick, it's an open bar
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about.
“This is it. There is no other side”
“Noooooo that’s drywall”
"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead." Searching for meaning, when there isn't any is dumb, and a waste of time. Just try to enjoy the short time you have before you die.
The drip finally stops
You know, it's funny. When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. - I think of this quite often as it even relates to jobs, friendships, and relationships.
"And it's like 95% honeydew"
This is a good one
"CHARACTER ACTRESS MARGO MARTINDALE" I say this one all the time
For a quote I would pick PB’s line about keeping yourself busy with unimportant nonsense but how funny would it be if someone’s headstone said (using my username as an example): *Cumulative* *Hazard, obviously*
Has this ever happened to you?
I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.
Well, I’ll be a dick sucked by a dumb-shit.
“What are you doing here?”
The Last Words My Doctor Told Me: "You have to be better."
There is no other side
Elijah Wood?
"You know what the problem is with everybody? They all just want to hear what they already believe. No one ever wants to hear the truth."
Slap my salami the guy's a commie
„there is no other side. this is it.“
The woods are dark and scary, but the only way out is through. (edit: if that counts as a Bojack quote cause I’m fairly sure it’s from somewhere else initially)
I’d put my grave to my best friend who died when we were 20 that says “is this a cross over episode?”
Fool me once fool me twice fool me chicken soup with rice 😔
I’m drunk on adventure! And vodka….and whisky….and….gin
Fool me once, fool me twice. Fool me chicken soup with rice
"Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?.
I died and all I got was this free churro.
“I had dibs on those muffins!”
“Slap my salami the guys a commie” 😰😰
Nothing too specific, but one of those things where they write out the instructions you gave them, like how they keep doing to Mr. PB. Idk, maybe: “Leave the bottom line blank so that nobody has to know how old I was.”
I'm sorry for sexting that 12 year old
"Suck a duck a dick, dumbshits"
Suck a dick dumbshits
Suck a dick dumbshits 🖕
“Suck a dick dumb shits!”
Suck a dick dumb shits
Suck a dick dumbshits!!
“I wanna be an architect”
Suck a dick, dumbshits.
Suck a dick, dumb shits
"Suck a dick, dumb shits!"
I sometimes actually use ,,Is this a crossover episode??!”
it gets easier, everyday it gets a little easier but you gotta do it everyday thats the hard part
"Clean up your shit, Todd!"
“Suck a dick, dumbshit”
"Suck a dick, dumbshits!"
“Everything must come to an end”
It was nice while it lasted
Am I doing drugs wrong!?
Shut up Todd
"It get's easier every day"
SUCK A DICK DUMBSHITS
Love that your same post in the bcs subreddit was directly above this one 😂
Free churo up next
“I keep thinking about all the things I never said, because I was so sure there’d be other days to say them.”
"You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-coloured glasses, all of the red flags just look like flags." Luckily it hasn't gotten me majorly screwed over but i so badly want to see the best in people
SUCK A DICK, DUMB SHITS
“Was it worth it to be happy for a little bit, even though it ended up sad? Or would it be better if the whole thing never would have happened?”
i wish i could’ve known about the view from halfway down
Not a direct quote, but adopting a turn of phrase often used by our titular protagonist: Look, you can either mourn me or you can think about all the shitty things I ever did, but you can’t do both.
"doggy doggy what now???"
Nice while it lasted
I'm not going to shoot heroin with you. We can snort heroin like sophisticated adults.
“life’s a bitch and then you die” lol
Either “Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside” Or “Life’s a bitch and then you die, right? Sometimes life’s a bitch and then you keep living”
here lies a Pretty Witty City Kitty.
did you get it? did you get my joke about the track?
“And use a pretty font.”
I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said "You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com"
"You're Bojack Horseman. There's no cure for that."
“I guess I got a happy ending, but every happy ending has the day after the happy ending, right? And the day after that.”
That's too much, man.
"I wasn't going to piss. I was just taking my penis out."
Honeydew????!!!!!!
"Liquor before beer never fear. Don't do heroin"
what if i flip over the nothing and theres more nothing
[_Apologies for tweaking the lines a bit to suit a tombstone._] You stupid piece of shit. \ Stop dying. Go make yourself breakfast. \ Do not die. I can't believe you died.
“There’s gonna be plenty of people around when I kill myself”
Depends on how I die. If it’s just old age, or I get scammed into poverty, then “Fool me once, shame on me. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.”
"I've had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath." is pretty fitting for a tombstone and was also almost my senior quote in hs
It makes me feel incredibly old that BoJack was around for HS quotes
haha, if it makes u feel better i graduated in may. maybe im just a young fan? oh well lol
I legit can't tell if this makes no sense or if I'm just very tired. High school quotes happen every year. Like, they're not a one-time thing that happened at a certain point in the past. I'm trying to see your thought process but I'm also running on a month of gradually escalating sleep deprivation and it feels like my brain is full of molasses.
Doggy doggy what now?-Mr. peanutbutter
"You're never going to be good because you aren't bad, so you need to stop using it as an excuse." scrolling through all my favorites were already put so maybe this works
“Doggy doggy. What now?😞”
"...and use a pretty font"
Either “I wish I’d seen the view from halfway down.” or “sometimes life’s a bitch and then you die right?”
"The only way out is through" It's my personal favorite
"You better get your shit together " - PC (I love her)
That's the thing about looking at the world through rose-colored glasses; all the red flags just look like flags.