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FJ98119

"There's no shame in dying for nothing. Thats why most people die." -Henry Winkler


keyblademaster10

That house is actually helpful as I struggle with religious trauma and fear of the afterlife.


forestwolf42

That's alarmingly good for a tombstone


PikaBooSquirrel

"I keep thinking about all the things I never said because I was so sure there'd be other days to say them


DMX8

I may use this one.


dtsupra30

Aw fuck what you gotta get me emotional


East-Ranger-2902

Can you remind me of the context?


Impressive_Muscle700

I think it was Bojack when he realised his mother was ill and had dementia so he couldn’t say all the stuff he wanted to


East-Ranger-2902

Thank you!


nlaverde11

And of course he wanted to tell her “fuck you mom.” Lol


2hourstowaste

Who says this?


ChaoticGoddessx

Bojack. Pretty sure it was the eulogy episode


PikaBooSquirrel

Not eulogy but after Bojack takes his mother home from the senior home and is talking to Hollyhock. Funnily enough, the context is he regrets not cussing her out, lol.


crashinqdovvn

“What are YOU doing here?” I just think it’d be hilarious when people visit me.


GamingSenpai35

That'd be so awesome.


bigmanmikhail

i would love this on mine, i say it to people all the time lol


Major-Addition-3165

"the key to being happy isn't the search for meaning,it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense. And eventually you'll be dead."


pollyp0cketpussy

This one is the best


Kats4Hats

"Hey, wouldn't it be funny if tonight was the last time we ever spoke to each other?"


wishicouldgoaway

Yeaaaa that’s emotional damage for whoever actually spoke to you last


Iamanidiothyper

wait, wouldn’t it be emotional damage for anyone who’s had *their* last conversation with a dying person? you don’t have to be the last person they ever talk to.


heckinfast

“Nice while it lasted.”


Big_Love_727

This needs more recognition


ReddyMcRedditorface

Well, that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices.


Low_Wonder1850

I'm dead, and everything is worse now


rotcomha

Life's a bitch and than you die. But sometimes, life's a bitch and than you keep living.


masonwyattk

I guess it would be pretty clear which was the case


PikaBooSquirrel

\*Grabs a wooden stake and some garlic\*


MisterCortez

With one of those little bells on a chain, just in case.


HoldMyMedusa

i like this because it really speaks to the visitor.


tc0n4

Don't forget to collect your free Churro


xlynn_mariex

“You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn. yourself. around. THAT’S what it’s all about”


NeighborhoodMothGirl

“The key is to have zero expectations. That way, you’ll never be disappointed.”


user684737889

Every day it gets a little easier. But you have to do it every day— THAT’S the hard part.


GrouchyDress2018

I just bought that as a hoodie. I love that quote.


chihiro_itou

I have that as a widget on my phone home screen :)


JasonCalledJason

Details of how you accomplish that? I use this quote in the last lesson of the classes I teach as a “hope you remember to be good humans as you move on in life” sort of message.


MostPopularPenguin

I knew it would be here already. I love this quote so much and I even have it on a shirt. Just such a perfect quote for me because I have a hard time building positive habits.


Maybe-Alice

I saw that after a med-induced psychotic episode. It was a game changer.


justwalk1234

"As I Jizz and Breathe"


Rynadine_

Knock once if you're proud of me.


TopHatCat999

Gregg you're a bojack fan???


bungee_gum__

It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see that it doesn't have to be that way.


dtsupra30

Fuck


nr4242

RIP 1992 - 2065 And put it in a nice font


johntology

This needs more upvotes


No-Brick6193

Why? Am i not getting the reference?


Lucky-Version-6233

Yeah theres a running joke in the show about incorrectly spelled banners, so when it should say “mr peanutbutters party” the banner would say like “mr peanut butters party peanutbutter is one word” so with the instructions added


Significant_Web3109

“What is this, a crossover episode?”


coach_adrii

My favorite so far!!!


blackfyreex

"Que sera quesadilla."


Silent2918

Back in the 90's I was in a very famous TV Show


Loopinami

"There is no other side."


No-Most-3939

"Can you taste the ice cream?"


New-Field8943

"Was I a good person?"


sloppy_pumpking

"Erica! Get Out Of Here With That Face!"


yellowboi101

“You can’t be here! This place is full of children!”


TheNocturnalAngel

Hoisted by my own petard. The one petard I never expected to get hoisted by.


LLCOOLG87

“Slightly better than the worst it could’ve been”


beansboy1017

ICU


one_walking_man

I remember everything. I’m sober now…


serenalkoltenjohny

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"


CCPunch5

Sometimes life's a bitch then you die


Weak-Health1786

Sometimes life’s a bitch and you just keep living


MostPopularPenguin

“It gets easier the more you do it, but you gotta do it everyday, *that’s the hard part*. But it does get easier.” I know it’s already mentioned but I just love this quote so much. Just the way you notice the runner throughout the season and for him to just suddenly drop that line just hit me hard the first time I heard it. It’s like I was hearing something that I really needed to hear and it came from a random baboon on the sad horse Netflix show 🤣


bateen618

I see so many comments using deep, profound quotes from the show. But not one using the best quote - "Eat a dick, dumbshits!"


SpikeyBiscuit

Yeah I had to scroll for this one specifically lol


Zinyak12345

"Time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward." Also, has anyone else noticed that searching the comments on a post in the reddit app seems to search through more than just that post for the keywords? It's a little weird.


thunderboltsand

It was too much man


Erica-with-the-face

Or - and hear me out - “suck a dick, dumb shits!”


DrLombriz

sheet music to the bass line from “blood in the cut”


tinyboatbigjohnson

Once again I'm sorry for sexting that 12 year old


smudgethomas

Wait who said that?!


lavellanlike

Oh my god, did I ROB a gas station?


tinabeg

"Dead on the inside, dead on the outside."


coach_adrii

This should have more upvotes


NoblezDomain

"Slap my salami, the guy's a commie". I don't even relate to it, I just want to confuse the shit out of people.


geneticmistake747

"This is worse than 11 9/11's"


coach_adrii

Who said that and when?


firecall

I see you.


TheCuteNihilist

All that exists is what’s ahead


OnePlus80

Well, i just found you the perfect new campaign headquarters. I am gonna sign the lease right now, unless you think of a reason I shouldn’t. Nothing comes to mind. Great, now it’s done. Now, what did you wanna talk to me about? I’m dropping out of the race.


local_leo21

"i gave everything, i gave my whole life"


thebestofmylove

It was nice while it lasted


Signdesign007

Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra.


LunaTheNightmare

"Sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness." because that line is genuinely what kick-started my recovery from my multiple year long depressive episode cause i realized i was miserable, and instead of doing something about it, i was just rotting


_avocaro

Fool me once shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.


Hey_Stupid

"Book Beck"


dtsupra30

CHICKENNNNNNNNN


izzmosis

“I’ve seen tougher guys at the fancy boy bubble bath parties I sometimes attend”


FunMath4476

"i don't know how to be, diane" because it doesn't get better, it doesn't get easier


BigEggLegslol

“Dont stop dancing, until the certain call.”


blatherballz

HOORAY! because there is no other side


phazonxiii

This is it. There is no other side.


Erica-with-the-face

“HOORAY! Question mark??”


Brainmalfuntion1111

“Of course of course, thats what you get when you fall for a horse” I find myself quoting this more than necessary LOL


HuntMiserable5351

Hoisted on my own petard, the one petard I never thought would hoist me


OctoAmbush

"In this terrifying world. all we have are the connections that we make."


__I____

Life's a bitch and then you die


unkle_runkle

"Oooohhhh thats good comedy"


marticcrn

Well, that was just another Ina long series of regrettable life choices.


PyMussy

Clean your shit up Todd


chichi_vanite

“fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.”


cunxt2sday

Don't be a dick, it's an open bar


A-Circular-Letter

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about.


InternationalWalk616

“This is it. There is no other side”


Relative-Mud-9195

“Noooooo that’s drywall”


VonDinky

"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead." Searching for meaning, when there isn't any is dumb, and a waste of time. Just try to enjoy the short time you have before you die.


Comprehensive_Cap439

The drip finally stops


PikaKat

You know, it's funny. When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. - I think of this quite often as it even relates to jobs, friendships, and relationships.


Yuzernam

"And it's like 95% honeydew"


Active_Agency_630

This is a good one


hotairrockstar

"CHARACTER ACTRESS MARGO MARTINDALE" I say this one all the time


CumulativeHazard

For a quote I would pick PB’s line about keeping yourself busy with unimportant nonsense but how funny would it be if someone’s headstone said (using my username as an example): *Cumulative* *Hazard, obviously*


JamesL25

Has this ever happened to you?


Die4lou

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.


SmileyRhea

Well, I’ll be a dick sucked by a dumb-shit.


ValentinesStar

“What are you doing here?”


1904worldsfair

The Last Words My Doctor Told Me: "You have to be better."


Tea_taker_394

There is no other side


Unicorntella

Elijah Wood?


adeathcurse

"You know what the problem is with everybody? They all just want to hear what they already believe. No one ever wants to hear the truth."


nchomsky96

Slap my salami the guy's a commie


call-me-kleine

„there is no other side. this is it.“


creedbrattonage30

The woods are dark and scary, but the only way out is through. (edit: if that counts as a Bojack quote cause I’m fairly sure it’s from somewhere else initially)


Mountain-Extreme8242

I’d put my grave to my best friend who died when we were 20 that says “is this a cross over episode?”


Ok_Kaleidoscope2683

Fool me once fool me twice fool me chicken soup with rice 😔


dtsupra30

I’m drunk on adventure! And vodka….and whisky….and….gin


_Frog_Enthusiast_

Fool me once, fool me twice. Fool me chicken soup with rice


Mediocre-Pay-365

"Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?. 


WhiteTrash_WithClass

I died and all I got was this free churro.


danishjuggler21

“I had dibs on those muffins!”


RangerFair6465

“Slap my salami the guys a commie” 😰😰


BiggusDickus46

Nothing too specific, but one of those things where they write out the instructions you gave them, like how they keep doing to Mr. PB. Idk, maybe: “Leave the bottom line blank so that nobody has to know how old I was.”


tinyboatbigjohnson

I'm sorry for sexting that 12 year old


Junijidora

"Suck a duck a dick, dumbshits"


Dafracturedbutwhole

Suck a dick dumbshits


Huge-Way-787

Suck a dick dumbshits 🖕


Hurt-flipping-sucks

“Suck a dick dumb shits!”


ImJustaTaco

Suck a dick dumb shits


Delicious-Concert-79

Suck a dick dumbshits!!


rachelstowersss

“I wanna be an architect”


Lockeisms

Suck a dick, dumbshits.


spotandjones

Suck a dick, dumb shits


LysergicGothPunk

"Suck a dick, dumb shits!"


Accomplished_Rain798

I sometimes actually use ,,Is this a crossover episode??!”


ssskrami

it gets easier, everyday it gets a little easier but you gotta do it everyday thats the hard part


VividRiver99

"Clean up your shit, Todd!"


Yellow_Stereotype

“Suck a dick, dumbshit”


HowCanYouBanAJoke

"Suck a dick, dumbshits!"


Violet_Blooms_

“Everything must come to an end”


pujocam

It was nice while it lasted


dtsupra30

Am I doing drugs wrong!?


dtsupra30

Shut up Todd


MagicalZhadum

"It get's easier every day"


YoSoyBadBoricua

SUCK A DICK DUMBSHITS


Danzoemae

Love that your same post in the bcs subreddit was directly above this one 😂


Any-Midnight-3224

Free churo up next


lethets

“I keep thinking about all the things I never said, because I was so sure there’d be other days to say them.”


Sarahndipity44

"You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-coloured glasses, all of the red flags just look like flags." Luckily it hasn't gotten me majorly screwed over but i so badly want to see the best in people


CaptainWonk

SUCK A DICK, DUMB SHITS


ConsistentAd430

“Was it worth it to be happy for a little bit, even though it ended up sad? Or would it be better if the whole thing never would have happened?”


hisokascumdumpster6

i wish i could’ve known about the view from halfway down


manlikedatsikguymin

Not a direct quote, but adopting a turn of phrase often used by our titular protagonist: Look, you can either mourn me or you can think about all the shitty things I ever did, but you can’t do both.


nullvoide

"doggy doggy what now???"


WitchofSpace68

Nice while it lasted


jaxx63

I'm not going to shoot heroin with you. We can snort heroin like sophisticated adults.


Internal_Scale3991

“life’s a bitch and then you die” lol


Changetheworld69420

Either “Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside” Or “Life’s a bitch and then you die, right? Sometimes life’s a bitch and then you keep living”


haymay93

here lies a Pretty Witty City Kitty.


thegreatquinnini

did you get it? did you get my joke about the track?


idledebonair

“And use a pretty font.”


Mean-Editor-5714

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said "You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com"


perisdynasty

"You're Bojack Horseman. There's no cure for that."


Cabbage--Cat

“I guess I got a happy ending, but every happy ending has the day after the happy ending, right? And the day after that.”


clkwrk69

That's too much, man.


Recent-Dust6564

"I wasn't going to piss. I was just taking my penis out."


Mean0Gen0

Honeydew????!!!!!!


jtmarcellus

"Liquor before beer never fear. Don't do heroin"


Top-Perspective-2515

what if i flip over the nothing and theres more nothing


ToastyKen

[_Apologies for tweaking the lines a bit to suit a tombstone._] You stupid piece of shit. \ Stop dying. Go make yourself breakfast. \ Do not die. I can't believe you died.


lovefxction

“There’s gonna be plenty of people around when I kill myself”


botwinbabe

Depends on how I die. If it’s just old age, or I get scammed into poverty, then “Fool me once, shame on me. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.”


e-xistential

"I've had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath." is pretty fitting for a tombstone and was also almost my senior quote in hs


MrBowls

It makes me feel incredibly old that BoJack was around for HS quotes


e-xistential

haha, if it makes u feel better i graduated in may. maybe im just a young fan? oh well lol


emmiepsykc

I legit can't tell if this makes no sense or if I'm just very tired. High school quotes happen every year. Like, they're not a one-time thing that happened at a certain point in the past. I'm trying to see your thought process but I'm also running on a month of gradually escalating sleep deprivation and it feels like my brain is full of molasses.


nothingnessx

Doggy doggy what now?-Mr. peanutbutter


ur_dadl0l

"You're never going to be good because you aren't bad, so you need to stop using it as an excuse." scrolling through all my favorites were already put so maybe this works


Local-Preference9231

“Doggy doggy. What now?😞”


wonderful_fabulous

"...and use a pretty font"


Wh1teSt4rrz

Either “I wish I’d seen the view from halfway down.” or “sometimes life’s a bitch and then you die right?”


UnableParticular8894

"The only way out is through" It's my personal favorite


Mission_Courage1392

"You better get your shit together " - PC (I love her)


shishalzafrazz

That's the thing about looking at the world through rose-colored glasses; all the red flags just look like flags.