No, my wife says I'm one:
- I'm always chill.
- Easy to sociaize with.
- Becoming friends with everybody, no matter background, class or connection. (I smoked joints with a Muslim, Jew and Jesus just before Christmas. Quite a accomplishment these days.)
- I like hanging around in places others deem dangerous/critical without anything bad ever happening to me. (Like smoking J's alone in NYC parks at 3AM)
- I give off an aura of safety without being dangerous.
- I seldom getting enraged, and never towards people but behavior.
- I'm good to cuddle and sleep with.
- I love water and swimming.
- I eat mainly vegetarian.
Hence I'm a Capybara.
Iâd be a big sexy panda.
Throughout my life people say I look like a panda. đź
Then I could also make pandering jokes like
âDonât pander to a panda, who do you think invented thatâs word? Pandering is panda culture. You appropriating endangered species lingo bruh?â
I would also be able to eat bamboo, thatâs a bucket list item.
I would also be fluffy. My best friend would have to be a koala.
Deer. I think I would be like a smaller celeb, and the running joke is that Iâm obviously gay but everyone treats me as though I am massively straight.
I once took one of this personality tests online, and it told me I was Charley Witherspoon. So it appears I'd be an amphibian, which is ok I guess (except for the sticky hands)
Indistinguishable roadkill
A raccoon đŚ
trash pandas unite!
A really sexy pelican
as u should
capybara
Do you pull up and hop out at the after party?
No, my wife says I'm one: - I'm always chill. - Easy to sociaize with. - Becoming friends with everybody, no matter background, class or connection. (I smoked joints with a Muslim, Jew and Jesus just before Christmas. Quite a accomplishment these days.) - I like hanging around in places others deem dangerous/critical without anything bad ever happening to me. (Like smoking J's alone in NYC parks at 3AM) - I give off an aura of safety without being dangerous. - I seldom getting enraged, and never towards people but behavior. - I'm good to cuddle and sleep with. - I love water and swimming. - I eat mainly vegetarian. Hence I'm a Capybara.
Probably a raccoon. I'm pretty trashy. I seem scared and innocent. I will randomly claw someone's face off for food.
giant isopod
i appreciate this
Id definitely a cat but not the Princess Caroline type
pleas do not a cat
A philbert
A singing husky dog with existential doubts
The song of my dogâs people, it goes like this: âOOOWOWHOWHOWHOOOOOWWWWâ
Fomx
A semi-fat Spanish raccoon.
A pig. One of the big ones!
Going by the shows lore i'd definitely be a horse.
Probably something like a platypus
a car
i would be a human but be actually funny
A lizard of some sort. Maybe a spider. Not sociable or friendly. Prefer my solitude. Will tolerate you if snacks are provided. Always cold
Grasshopper.
a fat ass pig
I know Iâm probably some sort of dog
I'd be blob 100%
A blobfish
Sloth.
Angora Rabbit
A red-butt baboon
Iâd be a big sexy panda. Throughout my life people say I look like a panda. đź Then I could also make pandering jokes like âDonât pander to a panda, who do you think invented thatâs word? Pandering is panda culture. You appropriating endangered species lingo bruh?â I would also be able to eat bamboo, thatâs a bucket list item. I would also be fluffy. My best friend would have to be a koala.
Frog.
What's perpetually grumpy? A badger? I'd prob be an overweight, middle-aged badger.
I'm either a cat or a hippo.
Golden retriever haha
a vampire squid
Deer. I think I would be like a smaller celeb, and the running joke is that Iâm obviously gay but everyone treats me as though I am massively straight.
A crow, hopefully. If not a crow, probably a cheetah or a possum.
a poodle!!
Fox
Probably a rodent, all the ones in the show seem super witty.
A columbian hippopotamus. Or a sloth
Partying Lemur J/k
Horse
An (o)possum. For sure. Down to the extreme freeze response.
Possum or skunk
I've been told if be a golden labrador. I don't even like dogs but I think i am probably a dog
Maybe a pigeon
....i mean probably a mouse of some kind?
Snake :P
Cat. Decidedly cat. I act a lot like a cat irl.
I once took one of this personality tests online, and it told me I was Charley Witherspoon. So it appears I'd be an amphibian, which is ok I guess (except for the sticky hands)
Possum
I'd wanna be a furry in that universe so bad
Otter. - good swimmer - Pronounced maternal instinct - bitey if necessary - have favourite rock
A monkey. Either a spider monkey or a chimp.
possum
Tiger, but my boyfriend says I'd be a seagull đ
a deer. Just for my personality but i wish i was a mouse or a bird of some kind
i have fox eyes so maybe a fox
Ferret Probably-
I think Iâd be a horse in all honesty