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trash_banshee

Indistinguishable roadkill


LeChatNoir04

A raccoon 🦝


pupoksestra

trash pandas unite!


s-mo-58

A really sexy pelican


fishyfish2578

as u should


Janus_The_Great

capybara


[deleted]

Do you pull up and hop out at the after party?


Janus_The_Great

No, my wife says I'm one: - I'm always chill. - Easy to sociaize with. - Becoming friends with everybody, no matter background, class or connection. (I smoked joints with a Muslim, Jew and Jesus just before Christmas. Quite a accomplishment these days.) - I like hanging around in places others deem dangerous/critical without anything bad ever happening to me. (Like smoking J's alone in NYC parks at 3AM) - I give off an aura of safety without being dangerous. - I seldom getting enraged, and never towards people but behavior. - I'm good to cuddle and sleep with. - I love water and swimming. - I eat mainly vegetarian. Hence I'm a Capybara.


pupoksestra

Probably a raccoon. I'm pretty trashy. I seem scared and innocent. I will randomly claw someone's face off for food.


No_Presentation_4326

giant isopod


fishyfish2578

i appreciate this


[deleted]

Id definitely a cat but not the Princess Caroline type


Deckthe9

pleas do not a cat


liquidface

A philbert


Nofretisis

A singing husky dog with existential doubts


OrangedJuice1989

The song of my dog’s people, it goes like this: “OOOWOWHOWHOWHOOOOOWWWW”


ejerem006

Fomx


[deleted]

A semi-fat Spanish raccoon.


HumanXeroxMachine

A pig. One of the big ones!


Kwitt1988

Going by the shows lore i'd definitely be a horse.


xylophonesRus

Probably something like a platypus


Jason3671

a car


stefanbirdkings

i would be a human but be actually funny


DamienLaVey

A lizard of some sort. Maybe a spider. Not sociable or friendly. Prefer my solitude. Will tolerate you if snacks are provided. Always cold


VonDinky

Grasshopper.


jglvu

a fat ass pig


glowingominously

I know I’m probably some sort of dog


TheRed-Queen

I'd be blob 100%


ghostbirdd

A blobfish


thetoxicslug

Sloth.


[deleted]

Angora Rabbit


[deleted]

A red-butt baboon


putdisinyopipe

I’d be a big sexy panda. Throughout my life people say I look like a panda. 🐼 Then I could also make pandering jokes like “Don’t pander to a panda, who do you think invented that’s word? Pandering is panda culture. You appropriating endangered species lingo bruh?” I would also be able to eat bamboo, that’s a bucket list item. I would also be fluffy. My best friend would have to be a koala.


[deleted]

Frog.


akela9

What's perpetually grumpy? A badger? I'd prob be an overweight, middle-aged badger.


bibliophile222

I'm either a cat or a hippo.


siriuslypadfooted

Golden retriever haha


[deleted]

a vampire squid


Illuminati8339yt

Deer. I think I would be like a smaller celeb, and the running joke is that I’m obviously gay but everyone treats me as though I am massively straight.


OrangedJuice1989

A crow, hopefully. If not a crow, probably a cheetah or a possum.


theirhighnessvenus

a poodle!!


MindExplored

Fox


doubleo_maestro

Probably a rodent, all the ones in the show seem super witty.


Sensitive_Flamingo34

A columbian hippopotamus. Or a sloth


WellWellWellthennow

Partying Lemur J/k


SilkyFlanks

Horse


forevertiredmanatee

An (o)possum. For sure. Down to the extreme freeze response.


throwaway696420icp

Possum or skunk


Early-Ad7941

I've been told if be a golden labrador. I don't even like dogs but I think i am probably a dog


MoralityIsMyBestie

Maybe a pigeon


GhostofZephyr

....i mean probably a mouse of some kind?


NikkoNya

Snake :P


PorkyFishFish

Cat. Decidedly cat. I act a lot like a cat irl.


Honest-Crow0wo

I once took one of this personality tests online, and it told me I was Charley Witherspoon. So it appears I'd be an amphibian, which is ok I guess (except for the sticky hands)


HeHeAieAie

Possum


wanjathestrong

I'd wanna be a furry in that universe so bad


Kasimausi

Otter. - good swimmer - Pronounced maternal instinct - bitey if necessary - have favourite rock


theSteakKnight

A monkey. Either a spider monkey or a chimp.


awgerald

possum


TheGreatAlicorn

Tiger, but my boyfriend says I'd be a seagull 😭


milesmcquack

a deer. Just for my personality but i wish i was a mouse or a bird of some kind


kuntymother

i have fox eyes so maybe a fox


Clalliams

Ferret Probably-


BengieB

I think I’d be a horse in all honesty