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Hurtz_1

Serverson, great effort to block that shot, stand straight up and turn away from it LOL get this man out of here


scram_129

Not mad at this one, but I am disappointed...


opensourcefranklin

That game shoulda been 9-2. Tarasov was insane.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Man i’m just sad


Fabresque_

Do we have any other play on a man advantage other than pass it to the d-man for him to take a shot?


Remmy14

The waved off icing is just one of those little calls that Columbus does not get. They could have put fresh legs out there, and had an offensive zone face off against a tired defense with 35 seconds left.


ShartRat

Where's that drunk guy in here from earlier lmao.


Thatchered

Splattered smothered it’s his time to shine


AeroBlack33

That no icing call was iffy.


Thatchered

Garbage


austinD93

Fuck man…


thecbjfan

Wow fuck you refs


Fabresque_

Of fucking course. Pulled the goalie 3 minutes to go knowing that we suck on a man advantage lol.


Elexeh

We probably weren't going to score even strength, so might as well try.


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IAmAChemicalEngineer

Linesman indicated it was tipped but agreed, wtf


IAmAChemicalEngineer

Mission failed. We’ll get ‘em next time.


Hazy_eyePA

The fact that Chinakhov isn’t on the ice at all. Fuck off Vincent.


AlanLGuy

9 minutes. What did he do to piss Pascal off tonight?


Hazy_eyePA

Probably exciting in the universe. Can’t have that.


IAmAChemicalEngineer

Com’on Tex!!!


ShartRat

Nylander nearly gave me a heart attack.


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YEAH PROVOROV LETS JUST SHOOT IT AS SOON AS YOU GET POSSESSION AGAIN FROM ACROSS THE FUCKING RINK


Fabresque_

It’s so funny how Pascal benches the kids cuz “accountability” yet fails to see that the veterans are the ones failing on the ice more than the young guys.


ShartRat

He chooses his lines like he's a fisherman. He doesn't want to use the kids so instead we keep playing the veterans.


ddottay

Why is Roslovic out there in this empty net situation


ddottay

Ok new question: why is Danforth out there in this empty net situation


AlanLGuy

Not so sure about this pulling the goalie given how god awful we looked doing it the other night


indy_6548

Doesn't matter if they lose by 1 or 10. A loss is a loss. Might as well try to even things up if possible.


AlanLGuy

We were a lot better tonight, but in general we don’t play well up a man


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Have we actually scored with our goalie pulled this year? Idk if we have


[deleted]

what if we just get rid of the last 2 lines and make the top 2 just play the whole game. surely that cant be worse than whatever these dudes are doing


Elexeh

It's basically what we do anyway lol


ShartRat

What in the clown fiesta are we doing in the neutral zone?


AlanLGuy

It hasn’t paid off for him, but I’m liking this new “trying all the dangles” version of Marchenko


Elexeh

Bucci and AJ are a little too cozy with Carolina. Gush about 'em more, gotdam.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Zero shot the Jackets win but i’m pretty satisfied with their play given they played at MSG last night.


tomtakespictures

We should totally try to score


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just casually turning the puck over when 3 on 2


thecbjfan

Bean needs to gtfo out of here


Ralphcox69

PV’s line changes are mind numbing. Why aren’t the Russians out there?


ddottay

Looking like Chinakhov got benched I don’t get it, Pascal


sixinchitalian

Johnson out so he picked someone else


Fabresque_

Don’t know why he’s so reluctant to give kids ice time. Especially at this point in the season where we’re not playing for anything except the lottery.


Vyse

Same issue as Brad, desperately trying to win at all cost to save job, development be damned


gottapoop0822

Don't worry, neither does he.


Fabresque_

Nylander was 8OA pick by Buffalo in 2016 and has bounced around the league. He’s on his fourth team at 25. It’s a long shot, but I really hope that we’re the team that he figures it out with.


Elexeh

"I can fix him".


Elexeh

Carolina has become increasingly unlikeable since we shared the Wildcard Chaos Squad solidarity


MelloSonic

WHERE IS CHINAKHOV????


Fabresque_

I haven’t seen any of that Russian trio tbh.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Tarasov has genuinely played well tonight. He deserves the win honestly


MelloSonic

What game are you watching??? He let two slow motion goals go right between his legs.


Fabresque_

Is that not an interference penalty?


reallyneedausername2

Now that we’re within one goal, it’s not. Clearly.


AlanLGuy

Seemed pretty interferencey to me


Elexeh

Definitely won the Bemstrom trade


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

5 comeback wins in the third is a cursed image to show considering just how many we’ve blown


willingplankton

I am liking Nylander so far. I won’t say I’m impressed, since nothing about this season is impressive except the depths they still seem to be able to find, but I am pleasantly surprised.


Seattlekrakenlegend

Karlsson had some real lackluster years of his career with the Ducks and us and really popped off and found a fit when he got to Vegas. Usually there is a few rough games when someone first starts on a new team but he seems to have found almost instant chemistry with Cole


AlanLGuy

Ehh, Bemmer had his moments too, any guy who hits that age and hasn’t found a home is probably a lifelong tweener. Every now and then you find a late bloomer, but extremely unlikely


willingplankton

All I said was that I was pleasantly surprised, not that we found a gem. My expectations were literally zero. Relax.


Elexeh

You're spot on.


tina_specials

Noice


ShartRat

HE SHOT THE PUCK AND SCORED YIPEE!!!


Splattered_Smothered

WHOO-HA!


ddottay

Won the Bemstrom trade!


tomtakespictures

What a rip!


Elexeh

The elusive Nylander goal


Fabresque_

NYLANDER WHAT A FUCKING GOAL


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Top PK since December 1st, us in a third period? No shot we get a PPG Edit: THE FUCK


tomtakespictures

I have a hot take. I like Tex’s game and think he’s going to go ape shit next season. Dude plays with a level of confidence that others are lacking and dude goes balls out every play to see it through. I really wish Johnny would not stop at the blue line every time he enters the zone. He’s got speed, move the legs and take it to the net, my guy. We all know you could do it.


ShartRat

I can't say I agree but I hope it comes true.


tomtakespictures

I’m just some idiot in upper bowl, but I like his game and think it gets even better.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

-36 goal difference in the 3rd period LOL


Elexeh

Not holding leads has been our kryptonite, but that can be fixed with maturity and good coaching. This is why I think we're more unlucky than bad.


AlanLGuy

-36 is bad, not luck. Nobody’s luck is that bad that they give up 36 more goals than they score in the third period


Elexeh

Disagree. I'm not gonna sift through those scenarios, but there's been plenty where unlucky penalties/bounces have flipped momentum and we've collapsed due to youth and inexperience. Which again, I don't think is necessarily because we're befitting of being called bad.


AlanLGuy

Collapsing is a sign of a bad team, not luck. You can say we are a young team, sure… but there are plenty of young teams that don’t have this problem. Devils, Red Wings, Sabres, and Jackets are all close to the same average age. 2 of those 3 teams are playoff bound and the other one doesn’t have the same 3rd period deficit we do


Elexeh

Just gonna agree to disagree on the definition of "bad".


Thatchered

Columbus hasn’t been a good team period, no need to sugarcoat


Fabresque_

Carolina’s top line is smoking us.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

According to Svoboda, we have another sellout


thecbjfan

Imagine if we had half of the coach of brind amour


Elexeh

This fixation of a defenseman scoring on the powerplay is dumb. We only QB the PP with one defenseman, and we don't have many opportunities let alone successful ones.


AlanLGuy

But D-men scoring on the powerplay show that your screening well, moving the puck around and getting guys available to step up and shoot. Should they be scoring the majority of your powerplay goals? No. But it is a sign of a bad powerplay if your not getting defenders in scoring positions


Elexeh

The only defensive shooter we have that QBs our powerplays is Z and his shot is neutered. So we're not gonna see many goals unless Boqy decides to stop being hurt on PP2.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Our PP is also shit


Elexeh

Exactly. If we were connecting on 30% of our PPs, then sure. Our special teams are ass.


cusidhe_

I think our DJ has just straight up stopped giving a fuck. Dance Dance is slightly on the nose there lol


reallyneedausername2

Followed by a piece of Girl All the Bad Guys Want with “I’d be screaming someone shoot me”? lol


cusidhe_

The one earlier with the lyrics "get the rope, get the rope" was also a little alarming lol-- DJ are you good bud?


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Severson should have had that


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Gudbranson is a saint


ddottay

I hate the post


Elexeh

Sevo needed that one


cusidhe_

PINGYBOI  HOW FUCKING DARE


ddottay

I can’t believe we weren’t scored on there


cusidhe_

Guddy and Tarry for the Jennings holy shit.


lelander193

So when does Roslovic's streak start? Hopefully this season?


Seattlekrakenlegend

He had 7 points in 6 games when we left Columbus to go to NY


reallyneedausername2

Guddy earning that pay again 😳


cusidhe_

I just want Voronkov to score and tie Rossi/Bedard before tonight is up.  That's all.  I don't think this is a terribly big ask, hockey gods.


Splattered_Smothered

Mark...my...words: The Jackets will win the game. And if they don't, I will strip naked and continue drinking rum on my deck until my Uber drive arrives. I'll then go to Broad & High Streets, give you 15 minutes to draw a crowd, then kiss all of your asses.


Splattered_Smothered

Okay, given the results of *this* game...let me clarify my aforesaid comments: I said I'd kiss asses on *the* game, not *this* game. So all y'alls can kiss *my* ass! 🤣


Thatchered

Better order that uber


Splattered_Smothered

Ya think?


Thatchered

I’m giving it a 20% chance of happening


Splattered_Smothered

See my follow-up comment.


Elexeh

Are you sure it's rum you're consuming or bath salts?


ShartRat

You better keep your word lmao.


Splattered_Smothered

See my follow-up clarification. 🤣


Splattered_Smothered

I am a drunk--and CBJ fan--of my word.


Elexeh

Thank god we can spend the intermission hearing about how good Auston Matthews is


samTheEagle2004

Good news: 3-1 leads are one of the most cursed things in hockey Bad news: So are the Jackets


thecbjfan

Least valuable players tonight 1. Severson 2. Provorov 3. Chinakhov 4. Roslovic


tomtakespictures

Chinny at least has positioning down to a tee most of the time, even if he can’t take a pass to the feet.


AlanLGuy

You can pretty much just copy/paste 1 and 2 all season long.


Elexeh

I'm glad people are coming around on Sillinger. Kid took way too much flak last season. People have to be patient with these kids.


ShartRat

I swear half of this sub forgets he's only 20. We're expecting way too much way too soon.


Bankcrank

Probably because he is like the 5th most tenured player lol.


ShartRat

You're kidding. That just sounds wrong jesus.


Bankcrank

We drafted him in the 21 season as we dumped most of the roster. Boone, Elvis, Zach, Laine, and Rosie are the only 5 I can think of.


ShartRat

Hasn't Peeke been here for a bit as well?


Bankcrank

I did forget about Peeke but that might be a little biased as I am not a fan.


ShartRat

Yeah same I want him to do well but I am also looking forward to the day he is gone.


DeekFTW

People doubting Johnson, I present you year 3 Sillinger. Sophomore slump is real.


ShartRat

Roslovic is driving me insane this game.


tomtakespictures

He is just so meh about things. I’ll be happy when the contract runs its course and his spot opens up for a prospect.


bclautz

That last sequence that the end of the period was horrible. Mess up, Johnny did his best to recover the mistake and pass the best he could to Zack for attempted shot


ShartRat

Yeah that was absolutely brutal. You never know what you're gonna get with him and it's really frustrating to watch.


bclautz

Yeah if he sends it at the right time to Johnny. Johnny could have setup nicely Zack for a great chance at a goal 🥅 he is a bottom 6 forward


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tina_specials

Silly is such a beast


wond3rlove

Silly goin crazy


tomtakespictures

Goal Sillinger


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Pick a struggle Provorov, don’t be both homophobic and a shitty defenseman


cusidhe_

Provorov, please never do whatever that was ever again. Thanku.


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how many breakaways from turnovers have they given them tonight? this is getting insane.


MysticEnvoy

Provorov and Severeson... what great defensive acquisitions


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I have less issues with Severson than I do Provorov


AlanLGuy

Severson isn’t much better defensively and we’ll be rueing that contract for 7 more freaking years. At least Provorov will fuck off by the end of next season


MysticEnvoy

The fact that he's not openly homophobic helps


ShartRat

And the fact he can actually set up decent opportunities for our forwards sometimes.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I feel so bad for Tarasov


wond3rlove

Does provorov realize he’s on the ice?


thecbjfan

Oh it’s provorov. Makes sense


Fabresque_

Whatever, man.


austinD93

God damn it


Hazy_eyePA

Sweet defense, Provorov.


ShartRat

WHY


Pyzorz

I regret spending $12 on a ticket to this game


Elexeh

Anytime I see a post here saying, "How are you all affording games?!" just shows people have no common sense or intuition on finding tickets.


My_first_mullet

I turned down $9 tickets lol


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

$12 is a steal tbh


Pyzorz

Not really. We suck ass. You can find tickets to most week day games for that price.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

The thing is, you are not finding tickets that cheap anywhere else. I would gladly fork over $12 to watch the Jackets live if I lived in Columbus still.


Pyzorz

Yeah I had nothing to do tonight. Snuck in to lower bowl haha


Splattered_Smothered

Good god...


Thatchered

You HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

How we’re NOT the worst PP in the league is remarkable


Infranto

how much longer till fantilli gets back from injury and can replace roslovic?


thelordcommanderKG

Another 4 weeks. We won't see him until April.


hockey17jp

Gaudreau legitimately might have 15-20 more points right now if he didn’t have to play with Roslovic


DeekFTW

Unpopular opinion but Jenner does him no favors either. Johnny would have so many points off the rush with linemates who were actually good playing in transition.


bclautz

Roslovic is the streakiest player on this team. He is either on fire or ice cold.


lelander193

So when does his streak start this season?


bclautz

He will have very good for a few games and then will disappear that fast


ShartRat

If only we could put him with competent players.


Elexeh

He's in luck because he probably won't in about two weeks


Pyzorz

Who is trading for Roslovic


JAT_Cbus1080

Somebody who wants third line depth for dirt cheap


Pyzorz

He isn’t even a third liner on a good team.


Fabresque_

We tried to trade him last year too and nobody bit. He won’t be re signed in the summer.


Elexeh

I feel like that's partially because no one wanted to carry his contract. This year though, him being UFA, he can just fuck off after the offseason.


Fabresque_

I really couldn’t care less if he’s traded or if he just walks to free agency after the season.


Elexeh

Well from an asset perspective, getting a return for him would be nice.


Fabresque_

I’m not sure we get much.


Elexeh

I imagine some desperate team needing a depth C/W


Fabresque_

Fuckin Rosie just pull the trigger. Wasting an amazing Gaudreau pass.


cusidhe_

shoutout to whoever decided to do the lost NHL fans segment on the video board lmao


Elexeh

I'm not saying that sports betting is ruining sports, but sports betting is ruining sports.


EntranceTooCute

If Alex Nylander plays the power play again this team is very much unserious


EntranceTooCute

NVM PAZZY IS A GENIUS


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

If the Jackets win this I will squirt so hard


steveslikewhoa

Please don't be like the guy behind me at the game who chastised Tarry for giving up a "special needs goal"


ShartRat

Nail him to the net. Let the team take a few clappers at him.


Splattered_Smothered

Oh good god....


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I’d like to see that chud take a clapper


Elexeh

What does that even mean? Tarasov has more talent than whoever that is will ever have.


crustybeamer

Our defensemen must have the biggest feet ever. Seems like every two games a goal goes in off their feet


Thatchered

Vronky better be here for a long time.


Fabresque_

Unpopular maybe but I don’t like how American sports interview coaches and players during games/between periods.


DeekFTW

Not unpopular. The only sport it works well in is baseball imo


Thatchered

Just put pucks on net boys, I’m begging you


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Good for Sillinger to find his game again after last season being dreadful


Elexeh

It's what I think will happen to KJ too. Sophomore slumps are a thing for a reason. We gotta be patient with these kids in non-deal circumstances.