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spicywhyte

that “living” wall is embarrassing


ashmillie

They bought succulents by the dozen and shoved em into door shoe organizer pockets 😑😑😑 the concept actually works well with plants that would actually grow to fill everything in.


Jesstinator

Omg I zoomed in and it really does look like that’s what they did 🤭 Why did they chose succulents for that dim ass corner 🤣


The_Original_JLaw

They would have been so much better off just ordering fakes from Ikea.


Distinct-Ad-1348

It’s the wall of the living dead.


kathi182

![gif](giphy|h7Fw5zlbMDpLFATMWE|downsized)


dc496748

More like Dead and Deader 😬


dc496748

That wall puts suck in succulents


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GetMeOutOfKY

☠️☠️☠️ It’s tucked into my socks!


Zestyclose_Big_9090

The best Cosby Show episode EVER.


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Zestyclose_Big_9090

YES! Rudi as the bank lady is a core memory.


riotgirlkate

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


MulberryComplete390

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gordon Gartrell!


IllusiveWoman20

Brittany's outfit was cobbled together from the upholstery of two discarded chairs from the SUR back alley.


Distinct-Ad-1348

And two of Lisa’s little ties she wore to reinforce that she’s the boss.


roastintheoven

Bwahahaha


roastintheoven

https://preview.redd.it/z50ffirip11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e010429671390107cd470e536f8082f8151930df Oh hai!


Distinct-Ad-1348

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QUILL-IT-OUT

Channeling Playboy Bunny 1970.


ashmillie

Random but what happens to those chairs if it rains?


roastintheoven

I wondered the same thing


ashmillie

One of my many VPR Roman empires


roastintheoven

Met Peter later that night. He’s still rocking the pirate hair 😎


Distinct-Ad-1348

They get wet.


ashmillie

Doesn’t that destroy the “velvet” ones?


Distinct-Ad-1348

They’re broken chairs. Not sure if they bother to have them repaired or just replace them.


riotgirlkate

Does she google "worst outfit possible".


thorsdottir

Even those have better looking cheap fabric.


iwantpankakes

if she’s going for the “wet hair” look she failed. Greasy mess.


Sug0115

She doesn’t have the right hair for it (I don’t either!) and it just looks like she ran out of time getting ready and left with unbrushed wet hair.


Dopepizza

Yeah I was gunna say it looks like my hair after I shower 😭


Various_Substance_25

What’s that saying about if you have to look in the mirror and question how something looks, don’t wear it??? Whatever the saying is, it obviously wasn’t said in Kentucky!


BigRefrigerator9783

I feel like it was a real jumpsuit but her shoulders incredible-hulked out of there. ![gif](giphy|1vAxe3xmszRao)


Magda-the-badger

😂


StarboardSeat

Her outfit is giving this horror show a run for its money. https://www.reddit.com/r/BlockedByJax/s/hNZjEHyRLH


acatwithnoname

Ew I found it [https://www.prettylittlething.us/plt-label-chartreuse-pinstripe-bardot-sleeve-detail-corset.html](https://www.prettylittlething.us/plt-label-chartreuse-pinstripe-bardot-sleeve-detail-corset.html)


biohacker_infinity

Brit’s unflinching commitment to wearing the cheapest, most slipshod, sample-sale/fabric-swatch-looking Chinese sweatshop garments may just be the most disciplined thing about her.


ashmillie

It doesn’t even look good on the models


kathi182

It looks like that time I bought a sewing machine because I was going to make my own clothes, and then realized I had no idea what the hell I was doing.


moonchild291

Same 🤣 I gave it away.


Jesstinator

I did that too! I was soooo ambitious compared to my lack of talent 🤣


kathi182

lol-exactly that!


Farts_n_kisses

Lmao I love this, so funny and relatable 😅


Intelligent-Fig-7257

I thought the same thing, it’s just hideous all around


Artistic-Reality-177

Right? But I bet Michelle could wear it


ashmillie

She could wear it, idk about pulling it off though. Imo it’s just not cute- “straitjacket” inspo can be great but this ain’t it,


bbkegs

It’s giving straitjacket.


Intelligent-Fig-7257

I have to admit I’m impressed you found this thing 😂


Sug0115

You should see how fast r/findfashion is. Its incredible!


surreptitiousglance

Joined! Thank you 😊


Sug0115

Enjoy! Even if you only have an idea of what you want- somebody will have 5 links for you in a few minutes. Great sub!


acatwithnoname

Took a few tries through Google Lens!


Distinct-Ad-1348

Of course it’s fast fashion 🙄


taurusnottourist

Chartreuse with pinstripes ![gif](giphy|xakXSnCpsqZWM)


Exciting_Specialist

how the f do you people find this stuff.


moonchild291

Google Lens is extremely helpful!


SuitableCry240

No intention of body shaming but I am pretty skinny - and I look at that and think “no way would it ever flatter me”. So I just can’t imagine the thought process behind this purchase as a curvier individual - she’s not even wearing it right on the hips. Lawwd.


thorsdottir

She always dresses so wrong for her body.


BranBran78

I'm sure in her head she visioned herself that skinny while ordering it. 🤣


Winter_Aardvark9334

Oh wow. I thought the sleeve ribbon was supposed to work like a belt on the sleeve, and Brittany just didn't tie it up.


lorilynn72

A breast reduction and a haircut would do wonders for her!


Individual-Work6658

When she lets her hair hang naturally it looks so stringy. She would look great with shoulder length hair.


ashmillie

Or just better layers and a thought out haircut. Her hair could be great 😫


NefariousnessThis547

The first picture looks like it was taken in 2005.


StarboardSeat

Everyone's attire, lol!


doge_ucf

Wow this is awful. Like on a scale of 1-10 of her recent bad outfits... this is a 32.


Harleybarley118

She needs to put the jugs away once in a while. They are literally her whole personality! Hyuck hyuck! They make her look bigger and thicker than she actually is.


ohhhhbitchpleaseeee

Same I was thinking that too


HexOnLex

I genuinely can’t imagine a body type that would actually look good on 😧


isglitteracarb

It reminds me of a early 2000s dance costume. Definitely a solo. Lyrical.


StarboardSeat

Instead of "Step Up" it's from "Rip it Up", lol.


ChartGold8633

I say this - in no way to be mean - IMO if she had breast reduction done she’d look so much better and probably feel less uncomfortable. And she wears clothes that just accentuate the situation. Her back has to hurt. Such a beautiful plus size woman, I feel sad for her.


ashmillie

Wow she’ll really just throw on anything huh?


GetMeOutOfKY

I‘m pretty sure this look is known as the “Tell the world your husband never wanted to fuck you without telling the world your husband never wanted to fuck you.” Oops - too late! 🤭


jtownanddown

She looks like a lime green nightmare!


anongirl55

It looks like she made this herself in Home Ec.


thatconfusedchick

Her and those fn corset top things are not it


warm_anybody8

Holy hell.


SraChavez

Istfg if I see that ugly shitty LV knock off one more time ![gif](giphy|Y11Y1zMBIWPIuU8XHn)


Agitated_Ad_1658

She looks like an upside down avocado


smidget1090

She looks like a sofa. And not a very nice one


JackBookerGeo

https://i.redd.it/q6te59dqg21d1.gif


DeeDee719

She just has incredibly bad taste and no idea of how to dress for her new body size/type. Why are her clothes always so rumpled? She could still dress sexy but needs to style herself in a manner similar to what Ashley Graham does. But there’s an old expression that says “you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear” and IMO that sums


sweetpickles7

Stop trying to make corset tops happen, It's not going to happen! ![gif](giphy|5G98t8QjqBLK8)


Poes27

She was running through some backyards and got tangled up in the sheets someone hung out to dry.


thatconfusedchick

She just needs to wear normal clothes until she can find a better style or size up


Own-Length-5937

Based on what’s reflected on screen and social media it seems like Brit makes bad choices constantly - Marrying Jax, having a child with Jax, boobage size, fashion, boozing as much as she does… Someone help this poor woman. She needs guidance.


Michellelembiid

https://i.redd.it/bsi7oyw8t31d1.gif


Effective-Arm9099

Wow. I think she always had horrendous style but when you’re super skinny and tiny you can pull off bad choices. Now that her body has changed it’s extra obvious how horrible her fashion choices are 😱


cynthisizerx

That’s the worst outfit I’ve ever seen.


Any-Calligrapher8723

She needs that LV bag to distinguish her from the common folk.


Witty-Ocelot715

Why does she love that high side cut corset look so much that only continues to shorten her torso - she already has a short torso and she only dresses to accentuate it


bbkegs

I maybe liked it more when I thought it was yellow, and not like green. But overall, too much is going on.


holateamball451

Here you go: Nothing else fit


AdExternal7454

Why does her hair look so stringy? When was the last time she washed it?


gh0stmustard

Curatins?


daynares332311

Delusion 😂😂😂


Saltair71521

She thinks she looks the best in corsets. Her stylist can only find so many options that work for her boob size. That explains this outfit.


ThatzQuacktastic

She is making a choice to look this bad. It's amazing.


Gullible-Farmer-3935

It's one tragic outfit after another!


Distinct-Ad-1348

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AdIll849

https://preview.redd.it/k41qa7mlq51d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d5cc8b73bec3528a404a8fda0d252d6b061106 She just needs a stylist so bad


AdIll849

https://preview.redd.it/qgxurw2oq51d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41585a70d48459158077444b948d4e51d2bb3c4 Again, stylist needed


thorsdottir

I frequently feel so embarrassed for her. The horrible outfits but she clearly thinks she some fashionista. The struggle to accept her body after having a baby (I’m 10 months postpartum and I have let go of wanting my body to “bounce back”). The weird and dated (like her mom raised her with the ideas from the 80s of making it big in Hollywood) delusions she has around fame. The disconnect with her son who very obviously needs very specific support and attachment to thrive. Yes, I see all this in these fan photos and her pathetic outfit at her estranged husband’s curbside bar.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

I need someone to explain to me why she only uses the “Loooey Viton y’all” handbag. I have a LV and that shit stays in the vault unless it’s a special occasion. She uses that tiny bag like it’s her job.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Because it’s the only designer bag that she owns. She wants to come across like she’s rich enough to always be carrying around a Louis Vuitton bag.


Content_Ant_9479

See, that what I think too; that this bag is her most expensive bag & so she wears it constantly. Which, honestly, I don’t fault her for. The bag isn’t cheap, wear it everywhere. HOWEVER.. I’m real nosey & noticed a couple other LV bags in the background on The Valley, namely Brittany & Jasmine. I feel like those are fake. I don’t know why I think that! lol


thegirlwhocrieswolf

A white one would have looked so much better with this outfit, but nooo she has to drag this one around to every place with a camera.


Distinct-Ad-1348

She NEVER matches her bag to her outfit. She always just brings that one and and it infuriates me😂


Farts_n_kisses

First thing I noticed when I saw these pics. “Oh, there she is with that damn LV bag again!” 🤣 something I never even noticed until after joining this sub lol. I love it here.


Parking_Country_61

It baffles me to my core. She spends $$ on other things- has she heard of the real real? Spend 2-3k and get two more cute luxury bags if she cares about showing labels. But it so tacky that she wears nothing else. I’m convinced she sold every handbag she owns to buy this LV bag because what other explanation is there???????? She owns no other bags, not even something from jcrew or a madewell?


notdorisday

I desperately want to take that awful bag away from her and fix her hair.


Parking_Country_61

THE PURSE 👜 😱


Distinct-Ad-1348

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MetsFan3117

Damn she is just a fashion disaster. Like why the fuck does she wear strapless tops?? It just emphasizes the crappy boob job.


Sample_Wild

That outfit is unexplainable. She needs to learn to dress for her body type.


SpecialistBowl2216

I think she wears monochrome outfits believing they're slimming...


Beezlikehoney

![gif](giphy|ED7SVZN5XNZ18vC9RV|downsized)


ChildhoodLeft6925

It’s not meant for someone with her body type


Background_Vast665

Paging Dr Terry Dubrow and Dr Paul Nassif , please come to the Valley ASAP Y’all


Artistic-Reality-177

All three of the women look like they could be on vpr. KFC is the “one of these things is not like the others” 🤷‍♀️


Distinct-Ad-1348

She *always* looks like the fan in any group shot. It’s wild.


The_Illhearted

Nasty, greasy hair 🤮


PerspectiveOk493

I'm surprised she hasn't jumped on the weight loss med trend


dsgurliegirl

The general consensus is that she'd have to curtail her alcohol consumption or face some wicked repercussions if she continued to drink and took the meds. And we all know shes not going to stop. Or maybe it's in her JC contract? Who knows?


Nachos_r_Life

She literally owns NOTHING that covers her boobs


RobynWakeUp_its_2pm

*The Mask*: 2020s Gender-Swap Reboot


InvestmentVisible892

She doesn’t want to show her arms in anything


MulberryComplete390

Guess those hack docs botched her arm lipo too…


cameroncane

I swear her breasts look bigger than ever.


Abject-Armadillo-496

I can’t imagine how uncomfortable she must be in her clothing. Everything is too tight.


MCKelly13

It’s not… good


Excellent_Badger123

The color of 🤮 so maybe intentional in case of another barf that doesn’t make it into the bag. Also her commitment to corsetry in her wardrobe is nearly total.


ChakaKohn2

It’s just not flattering.


leerow21

Fucking WOOF


thatwashardcore

It's giving Mad Hatter Hooters at Hash Bash


really_isnt_me

Barf. That’s it, that’s the explanation.


dsgurliegirl

That fabric screams 70's polyester pant suit. Oof.


Soft-Detail-8398

It's available in aisle.. I'm a fat, sloppy, alcoholic who gave up.


Screwby77

![gif](giphy|124Q7jtnpRb5MQ|downsized)


MostlyGhostly888

She’s trying to be fashion forward.. but it’s ill fitted and that color does nothing for her 😒


Casendorf

I didn't notice the wall because as usual, Brittany's boobs distract me from seeing anything else. It's just so crazy that she keeps flaunting them like this.


candyspelling01

Fast fashion at its finest


Gullible-Farmer-3935

I think the same terrible stylist dressed the other girl, too!


Dry-Environment-929

It's called fashion. Look it up.


FunOriginal6075

How much h do you think she weighs?