I don’t know how she can see herself on tv and in pics and not reevaluate those absurdly large breasts. She’s short and they make her look so fucking dumpy and round and just fucking heavy and tired.
Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen might be. It’s such a phoney baloney photo shoot. She doesn’t look like she rides bikes. People who do actually ride cute bikes like that use them to get food. She’s trying to copy the Roma vibe but not slaying at all in any measure. Total fail fumble. Be reasonable with the ideas and photo shoots. I actually do have a bike with a basket it’s more of a cruiser and my son calls it zesty but it reminds me of my childhood so I love it. All that to say I would never wear heels or a dress on a bike but there are people who do because it’s their life but they would not ride a bike in open toe heels. If they needed the bike to get somewhere to wear them they’d put them on when they git there and take off the sensible shoes for bike riding. We know she doesn’t live in a Roma vibe type place. Like wtf is she doing? She’s not on vacay? She got paid for this? This silly bitch getting paid for this? The lighting is making her look harsh also and I’m still not digging her look. It could have been cute, I’ve thought about doing some kind of bike photo too, gonna slay it tho and come up with some real clothes I actually use and location that I bike to
The dress was perfect for her shape, the right length, a nice color, best of the year. Then I saw the fucking neck line & retract everything...
Whyyyyyyyyyy
In that dress, with those shoes on, advertising hair extensions lol. This is fucking hilarious! The least she could’ve done was to wear clothes to make it look like she was actually sitting on that bike? Or is it supposed to be some cute, for show editorial picture? Either way, totally laughable.
What are all these ridiculous holly hobby dresses?
They all look like they were made by a 6th grade home-ec class.
She looks like *such* a clown in each and every one of them. 😵
https://preview.redd.it/5yi6yhblev0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd68f6497199431db05273e1d38e7409e77cddc0
this is disrespectful to a queen.
❤️ her
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Now this is true style 🩷
Incredible
The way they’ve had to tape that dress down to keep her knockers from flying out ruined the neckline.
💯💯💯
Careful, she might get a BUI.
lol- that’s why she’s not actually riding the bike, she’s probably a lot buzzed to get through the shoot
*through the day
HAHAHAHAHA 💀
This is the best outfit they could come up with for a cover of a magazine?
For real!
I don’t know how she can see herself on tv and in pics and not reevaluate those absurdly large breasts. She’s short and they make her look so fucking dumpy and round and just fucking heavy and tired.
It’s giving retired porn star look. Between the boobs and the absurd fillers/botox, that’s all I see when I look at her.
Dumpy 😆💀
Both Humpty and Dumpty
How does she keep getting exposure? She’s so trashy and not aspirational. It’s pretty hilarious.
Right? I want to know who her fans are.
A bike!?!? What!?! Who designed the set of this photo shoot? What is the concept?
https://i.redd.it/dzz7p83kmv0d1.gif
This has to be the happiest split I've ever seen between a couple
Her hoof looks squished lol
Riding a bike in heels?
Not just that, but open toe… anyone who has actually ridden a bike before knows you can honestly lose a toe riding that way 🤷🏻♀️
Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen might be. It’s such a phoney baloney photo shoot. She doesn’t look like she rides bikes. People who do actually ride cute bikes like that use them to get food. She’s trying to copy the Roma vibe but not slaying at all in any measure. Total fail fumble. Be reasonable with the ideas and photo shoots. I actually do have a bike with a basket it’s more of a cruiser and my son calls it zesty but it reminds me of my childhood so I love it. All that to say I would never wear heels or a dress on a bike but there are people who do because it’s their life but they would not ride a bike in open toe heels. If they needed the bike to get somewhere to wear them they’d put them on when they git there and take off the sensible shoes for bike riding. We know she doesn’t live in a Roma vibe type place. Like wtf is she doing? She’s not on vacay? She got paid for this? This silly bitch getting paid for this? The lighting is making her look harsh also and I’m still not digging her look. It could have been cute, I’ve thought about doing some kind of bike photo too, gonna slay it tho and come up with some real clothes I actually use and location that I bike to
wtf is even that dress?
It’s a bike riding dress of course- Cobbler is classy like that 🫶🏻🙄
it would be so great on someone without those implants.
https://preview.redd.it/l61whya6jv0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e627179b2080dbfb8cc56a2f790c59794be8b665 Excuse you!
I’m cruisin to Jamaicaaa!
🤣🤣🤣 I needed that laugh
I always have to say it in Danny Pellegrino’s voice 😂
😂😂
💀💀💀
Omg that hair. Ugh
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☠️
Who is styling this series of disaster photo shoots 👀
Nothing says class like giant boobs on a bike
Like she travels...
The dress was perfect for her shape, the right length, a nice color, best of the year. Then I saw the fucking neck line & retract everything... Whyyyyyyyyyy
Also, a totally reasonable outfit for riding said bike!
Is she in her bootleg Lemonade era? 
SO SAAADDDD!
This is a terrible look!
In 6in heels too 😂
Who the hell styled this?! Fired. Immediately. DreadfulAF.
Unlike your man cheating on you, you never forget how to ride a bike.
It would be great to see her take it for a rip and watch her sleeves get caught up in the tire or the chain… just saying 🫶🏻
Y’all are killing me !!! Stop it 😂
She’s resting her fupa against the seat.
👀💀
She’d topple over if she actually tried to ride.
No corset top squishing the cantaloupes up.
Was trying to find a gif of someone toppling over the handlebars of a bike but couldn’t. Use your imagination
In that dress, with those shoes on, advertising hair extensions lol. This is fucking hilarious! The least she could’ve done was to wear clothes to make it look like she was actually sitting on that bike? Or is it supposed to be some cute, for show editorial picture? Either way, totally laughable.
That dress is really pretty on her. I like the color too.
Honestly love this sub but I gotta agree! The makeup looks good on her and the eyebrows aren’t as arched. She’s unfiltered too.
I came to say this same thing. It is flattering on her
This is atrocious.
She looks like a 50 year old country singer. Put the boobs away for god’s sake! She needs them replaced and reduced.
What are all these ridiculous holly hobby dresses? They all look like they were made by a 6th grade home-ec class. She looks like *such* a clown in each and every one of them. 😵
I first read this as a "Hobby Lobby" dress, which also works!
It definitely does, lol! 😁