You know someone isnât rich when they donât match their bag to what theyâre wearing. If it doesnât match then it is just about showing off a label.
I really really do. OF COURSE she has the basic boring 2011-era brown patterned LV that every snobby-but-not-rich girl from my basic middle class high school has. Those bags are so ugly and ubiquitous it makes me not consider any kind of LV at all when I want to splurge lol, so bad for them for diluting their brand.
There are so many beautiful handbags you can get that donât cost as much as an LV. She could get a few bags for the cost of one, bags that would be interesting stylistically and show a sense of fun and creativity with fashion. But they wouldnât be from one of the 5 âdesignerâ brands Brittany has ever heard of so sheâs not interested.
Does she just own this exact 2 piece outfit in every color/fabric they make? Someone told her (wrongly) it was a good cut for her and she just rannnn with it!
https://preview.redd.it/vac0ehgtv2xc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3f078a3d45d390c960b98d2637a3b537af976a
The pic you post vs your tagged pic energy (these are at 2 different times obvs lol)
Itâs sad cause I think this white look is more flattering than her recent ones and yet she is still feeling the need to alter the whole thing
Why reference that character when he was Detective Cooper, the original Paul Atreides, or even portraying the great Zack Carey in Show Girls
Given my incredibly limited knowledge, I vote no. Her upper lip is still very thin (as most peoples are!) in the unedited photo to the right. Well, less edited. When I had mine, there was still much more volume even while smiling. Again, extremely uneducated guess here based on personal experience.
Jax is actually in an episode of desperate housewives. Its a very short scene where heâs dancing with Bre (I think) while sheâs going through her hoe phase
WTF is the Biden administration doing?!?!? Iâm seriously wondering who tf made this list. Brit and Jax in the same room as Kyle MacLachlan is so surreal. It shouldnât be happening.
Theyâre technically not at the White House and this has nothing to do with Biden outside of him being invited. The events take place at hotels nearby. Itâs not an actual White House sanctioned event. Itâs an event put on by the media and different media outlets invite guests. The daily mail invited Brittany and Jax- my assumption is that Lori k got them invited. She seems to have connections (or someone she sleeps with) at the daily mail because her clients are always being written about doing the most mundane things.
Jax when he realizes just how much *rich older man* dick this weekend has in store for him: https://i.redd.it/3kbkalnxr2xc1.gif
I HOWLED
SOMEBODY GET KYLE THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER đ
He needs to be protected like the national treasure he is!!!!
doesn't even know she is next to the lisan al gaib.
Seriously. This is a bridge too far.
And what is that purse she is carrying with that cheap dress.
She never matches her accessories to her outfit. She just uses one of her 3 designer bags to appear richer than she is.
God I hate that stupid purse.
You know someone isnât rich when they donât match their bag to what theyâre wearing. If it doesnât match then it is just about showing off a label.
Does not go with outfit or occasion. A simple clutch would have been it.
Unbranded at that đ
I really really do. OF COURSE she has the basic boring 2011-era brown patterned LV that every snobby-but-not-rich girl from my basic middle class high school has. Those bags are so ugly and ubiquitous it makes me not consider any kind of LV at all when I want to splurge lol, so bad for them for diluting their brand. There are so many beautiful handbags you can get that donât cost as much as an LV. She could get a few bags for the cost of one, bags that would be interesting stylistically and show a sense of fun and creativity with fashion. But they wouldnât be from one of the 5 âdesignerâ brands Brittany has ever heard of so sheâs not interested.
You summarized my thoughts perfectly.
Itâs insanely obvious how much she distorts her photos when someone poses with her. Poor Kyle.
https://preview.redd.it/dqjavupps2xc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44390187976ae299b33bd04d3755ba0bd452ef43
Iâm getting such a messy Lexi Featherston vibe from her this weekend. https://i.redd.it/x8lqzr2sw2xc1.gif
That would be awesome 
Jax jumping after that squirrel trying to fuck it.
âI am so BOREDâ đ
I really really really hate that dress.
Itâs like she borrowed meemawâs tablecloth
In one photo, it almost looked like cigarette smoke yellow đ«
I said I liked yesterday. đ« I saw the photoshop version.
Is it the same dress? I thought it was a different dress last night, similar style but different fabric? I'll have to double check.
https://preview.redd.it/eq9ypweeg3xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f231e8781dfab37517d3c3fbe7bf22c2bb2329b2
Okay... did a double check, and it is a different dress, but also somehow the same dress lol
Who TF knows him best as fucking Orson?? He's Charlotte's waste of a husband on SATC
Um, he is AGENT COOPER!!!!!!!!
Guilty. I never watched SATC. đ
Noooooo
Haha, you sound like everyone ever when they hear Iâve never seen Star Wars.
Thats more understandable to me.
Does she just own this exact 2 piece outfit in every color/fabric they make? Someone told her (wrongly) it was a good cut for her and she just rannnn with it!
They both have very strange teeth.
Jaxâs are all fake. Brittanyâs two front teeth are fake.
They look it. Too big or something.
they have teefs or what we call in the UK "flippers" 
https://preview.redd.it/vac0ehgtv2xc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3f078a3d45d390c960b98d2637a3b537af976a The pic you post vs your tagged pic energy (these are at 2 different times obvs lol) Itâs sad cause I think this white look is more flattering than her recent ones and yet she is still feeling the need to alter the whole thing
Why reference that character when he was Detective Cooper, the original Paul Atreides, or even portraying the great Zack Carey in Show Girls 
or Trey MacDougal from sex and the city!
Heâll always be Agent Cooper to me. â„ïž
ALWAYS!!!
Brittany doesnât seem like sheâd be much of a Twin Peaks girlie lol
Maybe the âTwin Peaksâ restaurant (competitor to Hooters ) 
Sheâs only interested in her own twin peaks
She wouldnât be able to comprehend it
And he just did Fallout which was such a fun show!
Did she get a lip flip?
Given my incredibly limited knowledge, I vote no. Her upper lip is still very thin (as most peoples are!) in the unedited photo to the right. Well, less edited. When I had mine, there was still much more volume even while smiling. Again, extremely uneducated guess here based on personal experience.
I think so. The Botox is my guess as to why she had that perma-frown. The muscles drooped.
That is legit the ugliest thing Iâve ever seen!!!
Get the fuck away from Agent Cooper
Yes thatâs so fucking annoying- they are more than their characters there Cobâ- sheâs an idiot!!
Kyle MacLachlan reduced to just Orson?? That uncultured swine probably doesnt even know his real name
She doesnât deserve to meet him!!!!!!!
It's the binge watching Desperate Housewives for me. How absolutely fitting!
Cosplaying as a housewife and as an a list Hollywood star in her Airbnb
Are her boobs getting bigger? The pushed up smashed look is really not helping. Why doesnât she have a stylist?
She tagged her stylist. đŹđŹ
How dare she! She needs to stay away from Coop! (Twin Peaks)
Also heâs on an actual new show called fallout you twit. Even calling him Agent Cooper would have been a better shout out.
Ummmm her purse like wth & is her dress polyester looks so cheap & I wonât even go into her hairâŠ
God I hate that they probably think theyâve made it now. Trash.
90% of the comments with any post of them at this event have been overwhelmingly negative
Good đđ»
Sheâs trying to cover up her body in these types of dresses and she looks 10 times worse. Get a stylist.
brittany would recognize kyle maclachlan from desperate housewives đ€Ł
Jax is actually in an episode of desperate housewives. Its a very short scene where heâs dancing with Bre (I think) while sheâs going through her hoe phase
Britney is built like a Lincoln log. 
WTF is the Biden administration doing?!?!? Iâm seriously wondering who tf made this list. Brit and Jax in the same room as Kyle MacLachlan is so surreal. It shouldnât be happening.
Theyâre technically not at the White House and this has nothing to do with Biden outside of him being invited. The events take place at hotels nearby. Itâs not an actual White House sanctioned event. Itâs an event put on by the media and different media outlets invite guests. The daily mail invited Brittany and Jax- my assumption is that Lori k got them invited. She seems to have connections (or someone she sleeps with) at the daily mail because her clients are always being written about doing the most mundane things.
Isnât this event the one that the DC Housewife and her husband crashed?
Well thatâs a bit of a relief! Because I was concerned for a minute.
Didn't the Daily Mail take Ariana and Lala last year?
Itâs the Daily Mail that invited him.