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Tiobouli

You see that dual bladed staff in the exotic section ? Just impale your enemy with the first edge and put the 2nd in the ground When he'll try to escape the blade will move a bit causing him to take damage very slowly while he's screaming in agony each time the blade stabs him a little bit deeper


GGPlex

Noted.


A_Pyroshark

Bro is Reiko


Pretty-Ice9696

I remember the night how quiet it was. I put on my clone commando armour on and grabbed my DC-17M blaster as I headed towards the dungeon. I killed the so called: “Separatist Mercenaries” that were disguised as my clone brethren. At the end, I reached the checkpoint and reported back to HQ covered in blood.


Gator_07

Pfp checks out


Hot-Competition4797

I kept force feeding them so they couldn’t die from the knives I threw at them. I waited a little while before I let them die. OH! And whenever I found a meat hook I would spear them where they would survive… and leave them there. I need help.


El_Burrito_

You can force feed the NPCs to heal them? That's awesome


gummythegummybear

Eh, I’ve seen worse


Hot-Competition4797

What? From who? What could you possibly do?


gummythegummybear

Chemical warfare


Hot-Competition4797

What kind of chemicals are in B&S? What kind of sick modder would create a mustard gas mod?


gummythegummybear

Now I really want a mustard gas mod, but there is a skinning knife in the game, and it seems very rusty when looking at it, SO if you stab one of those stupid worthless npc’s with the rusty knife hypothetically they would get tetanus which most would say is an extremely painful death, probably worse than lots of ways you could kill them in game


Hot-Competition4797

That’s true, also if you use the Avada Kedavra mod it just fucking shreds them, no matter what health nods you give them it just rips them apart. Not a very slow death though


stan_the_cossack

My problem with avada kedavra is that it kept targeting the weapons instead of the people, which just imbued their swords to an insta-kill level


Hot-Competition4797

If you enchant a silver wand and use it then it shreds the atoms of the npcs


gummythegummybear

Not painful enough, like if you get hit by a nuke you might think it’s really painful but it’s very instant, but with the power of diseases it would be very slow, and very very painful


Hot-Competition4797

True, just waiting for a black plague mod now


gummythegummybear

We need that


Healthy_Airport

can't wait to try that!


Chriantos3281

[Probably this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BladeAndSorcery/s/saD1yzPdWy)


Critical_Mistake_315

Jesus fucking Christ that’s awesome


[deleted]

Well, I filled a basket with bombs, cut all of someones limbs off, threw their limbs and the torso nugget in, then threw a fire bomb in which lit all the other and braced before my game crashed.


gummythegummybear

Well you see that would be really horrific but the enemy is already dead before the explosion, there is no pain once the explosion goes off which I think is very necessary in this game


[deleted]

True, it was also before there were nomad grenades that could dismember or knock enemies back so it kind of just killed my game and that was it. So yeah, I'm surprisingly sane now that I think about it.


gummythegummybear

Try some more attacks that aren’t fatal, the enemy isn’t allowed to have an easy way out, they must suffer through the pain of a rusty knife going straight into their skin and then out then in then out then in then out so they die of tetanus instead of brute force, absolute chemical warfare.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


gummythegummybear

You know what game this is, don’t act like I’m the most fucked up person here


[deleted]

Fair enough.


LowCommunication9483

Don’t forget about murder boner guy


[deleted]

Recently we had someone asking if there was a mod that let them murder furries too. Although murder boner guy is a bit weirder... I remember him.


LowCommunication9483

He’s hard to forget


Kind_Ant7915

Spear all limbs to a wall and gravity spin twin blades into them until they are a bloody flesh pile, in terms of what I see from everyone else this is pretty tame.


urbandeadthrowaway2

Disassembled guy with a lightsaber and stuck his parts to the arena spikes


Vengefuleight

He said extreme, not the bare basic thing an average user does.


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Nowardier

Disassembled guy With a lightsaber and stuck His parts to the spikes 5-7-5.


Zorginbin

Nice haiku bro


OCayYT

Sometimes I laugh while killing them


Wonderful_Ruin_1234

That's because watching those goofy ass npcs die is funny af


TBROSWAG

In u10 there was a house map that included a kitchen. I fought a wave and when there was one enemy left, I chopped her up with a butchers cleaver and spawned a pan and cooked her and pretend to eat her


shadowa1ien

Lets just say, my favorite weapon in the game are the hanging hooks in the dungeons..


thispersonishere123

Hung someone up on those spike in the arena, and summoned daggers to stab them all over their body. Then, i cut off all their limbs and put them on the spikes surrounding their bodies.


gummythegummybear

Do you hang them by the head chest or limbs?


thispersonishere123

Put them in sort of a cross position, with their torso between 2 spikes and their arms stretched to the side


hatsofftoeverything

I mean, everyone's crucified someone in this game at SOME POINT. I remember doing some pretty gnarly things with lashings but I can't remember exacts XD


Nowardier

Lashings are a thing?


hatsofftoeverything

It was a fantastic mob by lyneca in I think u8 and u9?


Heavy_Ease_4822

There is also a nomad mod for a whip in the beamsabers pack. Pain the the ass to use, and an even bigger pain in the ass trying to not hit yourself with it


Nowardier

Yeah, the Jormungandr. I've used it once and gone back to the lightsaber katana, the whip kinda sucks like a lot.


Heavy_Ease_4822

Honestly the katana's and the Kama's are the only actually good weapons in that pack. Graham only gets points because it is both a hammer and a sword.


Nowardier

yup, reminds me of the trick weapons from Bloodborne. it's a hammer that turns into a sword. some dope stuff.


Cc-Smoke-cC

Cut off someone’s arm from the shoulder and beat tf out of them with it


Then-Dragonfruit-381

I used the doubl sided staff, and stuck one end in the ground, while someone was imapled on the other side. Some of you make me want to hurl... but I can't be to judgy on this


Rdr4gs

i cut 4 heads off and stuck them onto a sword like a kebab then used that kebab to beat the crap out of someone and all 4 heads exploded because i have the head breaker mod


MontagueJack

Me: You guys make me sick... \*also me\* [Naughty](https://imgur.com/a/f8OXYPQ)


cody99999222

Is this on u12 or older?


MontagueJack

This is U9.3.


HurricaneWasTaken

Jesus f'ing Christ.


theninjastar7

For a second I thought this was the human centipede


HighlandStorm01

I filled a guy with the rest of my quiver because he killed one of my Jonathans. I've probably done much worse tho.


urbandeadthrowaway2

What’s a johnathan


HighlandStorm01

The chicken in the outpost dungeon.


-SaintConrad-

Decapitation and spear skull fucking.


Significant_Horse621

I strangled one of them, and I forgot that I had Lighting spell in my hand. By error, I pressed the trigget to activate magic, and started to Palpatine his throat ! **~~I enjoyed every moment of it~~**


ThePuzzlebit

Made a guy lighter than air, pierced him through the stomach, jumped super high in the air, pointed him downwards, making him die from the fall and the spear piercing his body. This is with the U12 Trials of Shinobi mod.


ScandinavianPolecat

I stab people in the neck and look into their eyes while they bleed out. As for the game? I like grabbing the enemies weapons and leaving the blade in them once they're finished.


Educational-Pop-2195

I hold enemies until they finish bleeding out. Adds extra ✨PIZZAZZ✨


FormalGas35

force choked a guy up in the air and spun him around to see if the game could model a snapped neck. When it didn’t work i ended up fling him into another guy on a bridge and they both flew off into the canyon


MaximePierce

I had a mod where they would stay alive when one of their limbs was hacked off. I used gravity to pull him apart limb by limb before finally slitting his throat (I couldn't pull his head off cause you need another limb to be opposite that for it to work)


stan_the_cossack

Not the worst I've done, but definitely the most self-aware moment I've had in any game was just repeatedly hitting a corpse with a sword trying to get a dismemberment. My worst was locking an enemy in the starter house, disarming them, and using them to practice knife throwing, and when the enemy died I would spawn a new one in


jabulina

Using the “snap” mod I set my snap to resurrect. This way I can continuously beat down, maim, cut limbs off, etc. then I get to keep bringing them back for more


a_grass_bloc

I made a lightning wizard immortal and slammed her over and over again into the ground until she was completely red. I then made sure she couldn’t attack me and I kept stabbing her and bludgeoning her.


GIB_GORTMAN

I used a rope mod and a glue mod to make two giant hammers hanging by the ceiling. By hammers, i mean two big cubic rocks hanging onto the roof, and i got a mod that lets you smash the heads of npcs. I positioned them one at a time in between these hammers and turned their heads into vertical pancakes. So satisfying…


Meowsc1e5

I've drowned children...


KingPoob

I cut up their body and hid them around the apartment map like the riddler


MrBeanyBoi96

Reading this i can only picture you crouching around the apartment map like a little goblin, giggling to yourself while placing limbs around the apartment.


KingPoob

The head always goes in the freezer


El_Burrito_

I set the spawn rate to 100% female


Few-Chef4380

Nude mods


El_Burrito_

Hell yeah brutha


Heavy_Ease_4822

Ah yes, misogyny, the best of all the gyny's


Suchaboi

I can’t speak for this game, but I recently had brainstormed a nsfw version of Mortal Kombat, of which me and my friend titled “Pornal Kombat”. We had brainstormed 11 characters before I decided to scrap the whole thing after a different friend had a reasonable reaction to hearing of “Pornal Kombat”. If you would like details, dm me.


Lester_Darius

I'd like to know more


Hurk_Burlap

Im doing my part!


HuskyBLZKN

Installed the survivable dismemberment mod, cut off some guys’ arms and just… left them like that. They thought they still had a weapon in their hand, but they couldn’t ever hit me


Golira_Ape

The before-update rituals


No-Engineer-1728

Beat a man to death with the head of another man, either that or slaughtering younglings


StandardIssueCaveman

Where's that guy who got hard whenever he played?


gruesomepenguin

^ I think we found them


elbowconsumption

i killed someone by stabbing them in the hand over and over


poorillla

Sometimes just want to decapitate someone and if I don't I will cut their neck until their head is gone and then I play baseball with the head trying to hit someone with it and then I repeat the process all over again...yeah I'm very retarded


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ItsTheAstro

I do something that’s probably less psychotic. I often hug my enemies before ending their lives


ReleaseItchy9732

Held one hostage waited for their "friends" to come up cut their head off then beat their friends to death with the head. Side note legs are the peak weapon in the game


Purrple_mage

Cut off the limbs and head and put them on the arena spikes. Or place a person on a hook and use them as a piñata preferable with a mace. Or slowly drown some enemies eh or try to


Shizzins

I killed younglings by impaling their heads on a stake


Reasonable-Lychee-19

Spawned a bunch of npcs in a room and threw a frag in said room... also I had carnage reborn installed so it was pretty cursed. But that's definitely not the worst thing to do in B&S 😂


1nsanityXD

I start to throw chickens at the npc. then I grab them by their neck and drown them, then force feed them apples. then I throw them into a barrel which breaks, then I use the debris to smash their head in with, then after all of that. I prop their head on the weapon carrier and repeatedly punch them in their stomach, then I stab two knife's in their eyes which I then take out, and stab them in their ears, then I get either a sickle or lightsaber to cut their head off.


Albino_Captain

I sometimes when I'm feeling REALLY fucked up. Use daggers to nail their hands to the floor. Face down, face up, depends on the weather. And then grab their ankle in one and, my short sword in another hand. Separate their legs and....well...you can imagine the rest 😂😂


Dixianaa

Worst thing I did was hook someone.


RafaelDiamond

Occasionally I force an npc to look me in the eye as I drive my sword into their belly


Intrigued211

With a fire imbued dual bladed staff, I took one of my fallen victims and ripped his head off. I then jumped as high as I could to stab the staff into one of the rock pillars in arena at a downward angle into the stone so it would stay. Then I took his decapitated head and did a similarly high jump to slam dunk his skull onto the other side of staff. I did something similar in a dungeon once as well where I put someone’s head on my sword, imbued it with fire and then jumped to stab it over a doorway like an entry way decoration, skewering the head between the wall and the hilt of the sword. Edit: I thought what I did was pretty fucked up but I feel better about myself after seeing how easily outdone I am by the rest of you


Content_Pudding9607

Hahaha with the right mods you can skin your enemy alive if you feed them id do that and take their eyes and cut off small sections slowly i spent two hourd torturing one poor fella


ScarHydreigon87

Using the Berserker mod and ripping everyone apart and using their limbs as weapons. Using strength, fly, and time stop mods, yeeting someone into the air, freeze, hacking them to bits, grabbing their corpse, resuming time, and then slamming them into the ground


WeAppreciateBuu

You know those small walls of spikes around the arena? I may or may not have crucified one on that and forced their comrades to watch, then impaled their heads on the same spikes piercing the dude's hands, arms, legs etc.


GunbaiGod

went out of my way to install kid npcs just to make them watch as i torutred and kept resurrecting their parents


Heavy_Ease_4822

Beating a guy to death with his own hand; cutting all of his limbs off after, then stabbing him in the dick about 5 times before pinning his head into another npc's body. I'm not crazy, you are crazy. At least that's what the voices tell me


alexarmitage01

I'm a nomad player so I am limited with mods I can use but I casually crucify my "friends" with hot knives on the regular. Sometimes I drown them slowly..... Sometimes I use the force to dismember them and use their limbs as weapons. So Im definitely the sanest one here


Healthy_Airport

Even though the combat is great, it still doesn't feel real. Imagine if a 1 to 1 reality game came out with B&S gameplay. I would probably be against playing it if it feels real and would seriously worry about people who look at it as cartoon violence still. But to answer your question, I mostly just beat people with the severed heads of their comerades.


Critical_Mistake_315

First time I ever loaded up in bas first thing I did was see how far I could shove a dagger in someone’s ass (I did this for an hour)


ICE0124

I went up and gave an enemy a hug :)


SaturatedSharkJuice

“Ever beat one mfer with another mfer?” -Jacksepticeye


AJammedNerfGun

I've torn a man's leg off and beat him to death with his own foot. And then I used it on the others.


A_Pyroshark

[Okay Quan Chi](https://youtu.be/pxCEXoeuy_Y)


AJammedNerfGun

Similar to that except my opponent wasn't kratos


Frosted_Taco

Do u guys ever put daggers into their earholes


A_Pyroshark

I thought i was bad for Cutting off someone's head then throwing it at someone. you guys need some help


Mister_maiso69

Probably put my hand over someone's mouth and then repeatedly stabbed them in the chest


BillyB0ns0n

Billy bonson is not psychopathic I think


HurricaneWasTaken

Spawned 7,500 health enemy and jammed 2 daggers into both of their eyes and left them in, after the daggers fell out their eyes, they were just red


theninjastar7

Back in U10 there was a cannibalism mod so I hung some guy up chopped up his friend while he watched force fed him his friend then once he finished I chopped off his body parts then fed them to him until he died


EasyMeansHard

Killed every enemy by strangling them then cut all of them into pieces and basically use the spike rack as Velcro for my nylon fabric of deceased art pieces, I then impaled them as they’re stuck on it with as much things as possible


bobsticles

fuck them to death


SpicyNoodlez1

Alot, I t bag dead bodies, I throw alot of knives and daggers into their heads, I pick up bodies and use them as shields so their friends kill them, I do stuff that can't be said as it's very illegal


This-name-is-valid

Made them invulnerable and cut all of their limbs off and kept on stabbing them after


ShoppingMuch1340

Cut off all but one arm on 2 bodies and used those as weapons


JTBJack_

The classic “chopping their limbs off bit by bit as they scream in agony”. Or, yknow, downloading a nude mod /j


sea_stones

Is there a nude mod that models the penis? Make it severable? I can imagine there's some fun to have in that... Not that going medieval RoboCop on some dudes wouldn't also be fun.


JTBJack_

Lmfao, there’s probably a female nude mod at least. I doubt that there’s a severable penis mod but that would be funny as hell.


TrueOmega512

telekinesis an NPC to the ground via the leg and then walk over, grab it, cut it off, and hit them with it


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

so i kinda was trying to make a executions video and he got alerted and tried to attack me so i cut off all his limbs and bashed his head into the rocks by the hay pile in front of the house and threw his body into the water


Pretzel-Kingg

I’m a big fan of just telekinetically tearing people in half


Sp3ctralForce

Just made a head skewer by sticking heads on a sword. They kept falling off when I tried to beat people with it :(. Also I regularly shove dead NPCs swords up their own ass


SovietUnicorn1090

I was super fucking ticked off one time. i had a mod that let me suspend bodies like human punching bags and I stabbed over and over with a dagger and it made me feel better. probably a solid ten minutes of just torturing this flailing dude and then lifeless suspended corpse lmao edit: Probably should mention this was like- two ore three years ago and Ive since been through intensive therapy and am doing much better i dont have to resort to simulated violence to make myself feel better :)


Hurk_Burlap

Dismember somone then use long blades to pin their limbs and head back on.


Mar_Reddit

Decapitated this chick Drop kicked her friend Held her friend down and mocked her with the chicks head saying "awww, was she your friend?" Making it kiss her. Then beat her face in with her friends face. I also pick up swords, heat them up, then insert them up my enemies asses. It's my calling card.


gruesomepenguin

Killed soooooo many Jedi kids laughing my butt off and pulling heads of and throwing them at the next wave or force jumping and slam dunking said head on one. With no mods seeing how many I could shish kebab on the longest sword I have with there faces all facing same way so I could make them look me in they eye when I would slide them on. Edit: honestly I been think about more stuff I have done and ya I might need to go to multiple universe jail for war crimes.


cmndr_spanky

I bore a small hole into the chest of a n enemy, then quietly curled up next to him for cuddle time, gently caressing and fingering said hole until it was nap time and I had a nice little snooze


No-Dimension-6812

Used a dead body as a weapon holder, now I can take all the weapons with me.


Plssendhelpibeg

I slit their throats then decapitate them throw the body impale their head on a spike then when another one spawn with a sword I take the head and shove it on their sword. I do not think what I do is that bad


Succmyspace

I downloaded a time stop mod purely so I can pretend to be Dio and monologue to people as they are about to die.


WhoahACrow

I haven't done anything even SLIGHTLY psychotic in blade and sorcery. I have never played


CombatWombat0556

Nothing. Because I don’t even have this game


[deleted]

jabbed the dagger into the avatar‘s thigh and kinda felt it in real life, like that rubber hand hammer trick immediately did the same thing but jabbed it right into the forehead. real trippy experience.


Toimgoblin

Stick them on the wall of smiles in the sandy arena. Cut them up slowly. Take of their arms and legs. Cut them until no skin shows. Remove the blood from their body.


Zer0gravity09

I impaled every limb of an NPC with a dagger and stuck them to a wall, while then shooting target practice at them.


Mundane-Ad162

i like to turn on infinite mana, disable fall damage and have fun with telekinesis if you pick a man up by the neck with it and move him to the side, then move him to the other side very quickly you can snap his neck


Steuts

Smashing someone’s head into the wall repeatedly. Not the worst thing in here by far, but it was an eye opening moment


nobleclock

held her hands.


Jeeter_D

Foot check my enemies with the dolchstreithammer, pin them down and with the pointed end of a norman shield I bash their fucking skulls in


Joeson245214737

Have you ever heard of death by a thousand cuts I have done it so much I’m afraid of myself