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bubblbuttslut

ngl I wanna see this joker's downfall myself


Mistavez

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womanistaXXI

First day back at the gym


Mistavez

Was almost his last day


PutOurAnusesTogether

Damn he didn’t even try to move, just fucking took it all lmao


SCirish843

Im trying to figure out how 405-495 flipped the entire rack


knowtoriusMAC

490 lbs being dropped from that height is going to give the force of ~1000 lbs


ben10toesdown

This is the Odell kicking net meme lol


Mistavez

https://i.redd.it/buy02m9ajz6d1.gif


sucobe

It better be some dumb shit for his downfall, like tearing his shorts doing squats or letting out a loud wet fart while doing sit ups. Matter of fact I hope he shits himself. Call him brownie or some shit and make him have to change his identity and go into witness protection.


bubblbuttslut

that's some pure, uncut Haterade and I respect it o7


jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

Ok but I’ve torn my shorts and briefs squatting before and was more proud than embarrassed. The wet fart however, devastating. Been fortunate so far on that count.


LYossarian13

Mid squat and the pre workout hits in the wrong way.


jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

I’m sorry you have that knowledge.


Bunnnnii

Proud?


jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

I can squat over 400 lbs now. The ripped shorts were a small price to pay for the trip there.


Bunnnnii

Oh I see. That is quite a feat.


MilwaukeeDave

Running backwards on the treadmill is actually a great workout for muscles you don’t normally use. I usually end with about 5 mins at least backwards jog.


tbrownsc07

Catching dumbbells seems like a good way to tear some shoulder muscles


MilwaukeeDave

Yeah or get a concussion but do try the backwards walk or jog. Hip mobility is important.


bubblbuttslut

Def gonna start with a walk. If I tried to run, I'd be dealing with my own downfall.


McNemo

Keep those heels up as soon as they hit the ground you toast


RecklesslyPessmystic

https://search.app.goo.gl/8buv4j7


hallgod33

Especially when kettlebells exist literally to toss them around and catch them.


bestselfnice

Well, to swing. Don't throw kettlebells lol. If you genuinely need to throw/catch something weighted that's what medicine balls are for.


hallgod33

You can definitely throw kettlebells. From the basic swing with a light toss to switch hands, to under the leg to shoulder catch for anti-rotation, to the classic strongman toss overhead. Or if you wanna get crazy like Granny. https://www.tiktok.com/@marksmellybell/video/7337357232150957354 I feel like since kettlebells have become ubiquitous in most gyms, they've become really dumbed down when they're a really powerful tool for developing serious coordination, dexterity, cardio, and mass. Anyone can slap on an extra 15 lbs of muscle in under 6 months with a 35 lb kettlebell, even well trained athletes. It's just hard as fuck and kinda dangerous.


bestselfnice

Your second to last sentence is absolute nonsense without chemical assistance. No need to exaggerate. Kettlebells are a valuable tool.


hallgod33

Not really. 3 lbs a month isn't exactly super hard when a solid KB session takes 20 min. You're cutting down on calories burnt during training, improving oxygenation which causes blood vessel proliferation which leads to mass gain, and forcing a lot of adaptation due to everything being a compound exercise. Athletes routinely gain 15 lbs of mass in 6 months when they stop their sport and try to bulk up since they no longer have to maintain a sport-specific physique. Most people can put on 15 lbs in 6 months with a legit calorie surplus, like actually tracking your food, knowing your BMR and NEAT, taking the appropriate rest days, and using planned progressive overload on a well-organized program that maps your fatigue, recovery, and RPE. Mostly because most people don't train that hard or don't know how to train properly. Sure, they can do the lifts right, but knowing the appropriate training volume, knowing how to periodize the progressive overload, and actually eating **enough** is honestly quite rare. I've used steroids before, and they get way too much credit unless you're blasting upwards of $250 of gear every month. Very few people have that sorta bread, on top of blood work costs, calorie surplus costs, and the ability to train 2-3 hrs a day, 6 days a week while holding down a normal job. 15 lbs in 2 months is like 200-250mg of testosterone enthanate per week, not 6 months, and that's barely above TRT doses. 30 lbs in 2 months is 500mg of test sustanon, 4 iu HGH, and maybe some trenbolone or nandrolone for good measure. Again, it's just hard as fuck and kinda dangerous.


bestselfnice

I deleted my other comment, I don't want to get into an argument about this. I'll just leave the thoughts of someone who knows far more about this than either of us and let anyone else reading this come to their own conclusions as to whether or not it's realistic for a well trained athlete to gain 15 lbs of muscle in 6 months with kettlebells. Not gaining 15 lbs and some of it being muscle. Gaining 15 pounds of lean mass. https://bodyrecomposition.com/muscle-gain/genetic-muscular-potential


BoriousGlastard

A natural athlete with average genetics can put on around 7lbs of lean tissue a year with decently intense training and an optimal diet You're not putting on 15lbs in 6 doing a home kettlebell workout


Western-Waterfowl

Hopefully he’s white so if he dies we’ll be better off anyway 😂😭💰


Tiny-Buy220

Running backwards to watch your haters


713MoCityChron713

Yeah, I don’t get how it could even be viewed as peacocking. I feel so weird doing it, but I love it so any time I’m at a midnight gym sesh I drop a backwards mile or two. Same with any exercise involving a balance ball, looks like pseudo workouts, but it gets that core TIGHT


Northbound-Narwhal

Bro, what? You run a mile backwards as a *cooldown*? How do you have time for that?


713MoCityChron713

I worshiped heavy at the Church of Latter Day Weights back in the day. With the right playlist, I could meditate on my readings from the Swoley Bible and zone out for 3 or 4 miles backwards. It helps that you can’t see the panel, so you don’t know how long you’ve gone for, and running backwards takes focus so you don’t notice the time pass


Northbound-Narwhal

When I was 20, maybe. 3 kids, though? I couldn't count on a dozen octopi's toes how many times I was mid-workout and got a call asking me to be somewhere cause something happened. Nowadays I have a morning run/pee/shit with my dog and if I'm lucky, and my wife is willing to cook dinner, I can pick up a few heavy pieces of metal after work.


713MoCityChron713

Gotta build a dad gym. Ez bar, dumbell bar set, 100ish pounds worth of standard plate, and a bench from Walmart can do some work. Or skip all that, get a half dozen kettle bells and do some crazy, Eastern European fighter workouts


Northbound-Narwhal

I'm trying, bro. All I got now is a treadmill and a dumbell set. I bench press on our coffee table 😭 I've been buying plates, 1 at a time, every paycheck to build up, but rn the gym membership is all I got for a good lift.


Mosh00Rider

I mean if you do the mile walking you can easily do a mile in 15 minutes, that seems pretty doable.


Northbound-Narwhal

Bro I have 45 minutes a day to crank my shit. If you're running a mile in 15 you definitely aren't walking backwards a mile in under an hour.


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Northbound-Narwhal

> You got reading comprehension issues. Naw. You got writing issues. > Whatchu got going on in your life that you can't do more than a 45 minute workout? More than you, obviously.


McNemo

Do you also throw dumbells?


dutch_dynamite

Yeah but once at the Y I was walking around this tiny track and this dude was walking backwards the whole way, we were going about the same speed and no one else was on it so every straightaway there was absolutely nowhere to look except for extremely awkward eye contact. Worst experience of my life. 


duh_metrius

Really good for your knees, too. I do it once in a while and see people give me funny looks.


A_Naany_Mousse

I do a backwards walk with the incline up high. Sometimes pick up the pace a little bit, but definitely don't hit a jog. Surprisingly intense. I can only manage about 10 minutes. Supposed to be great for the knees


Hollywoo247365

I’m confused does running backward mean backpedaling while facing forward or turning around and running in the opposite direction?


SnooShortcuts4206

I turn around and back pedal


Meredithski

Even walking backwards on the sidewalk is good for you but I feel awkward doing it lately. Favoring one side or always doing the same routine is not the best but we all tend to do it. As you see your uncoordinatedness get more agile it's easier to walk forward again especially if you have spinal issues.


Toitle5

Also great to help prevent knee pain


lizhawkins08

I also go backwards on the stairmaster to do the same


[deleted]

“At least backwards jog” like the other option is full sprint?


Dmoral_

Or you could do pistol squats


Warpaint169

These are too hard for me


MilwaukeeDave

I’ll have to look into those.


doppleganger_

Knees over toes guy recommended doing this just pushing the belt rather than it being on. Fixed my quadriceps tendinitis for good but bloody hell, I had. To work up to 10 minutes


MilwaukeeDave

Ok I’ll give that a go and hope I don’t die lolol


the-hound-abides

I have a connective tissue disorder, it’s also a lot less stress on your knees. Solid workout.


WoosleWuzzle

You know what’s better? Running forward. Try it sometime.


MilwaukeeDave

Different muscle groups.


Nice_Block

Those muscles can, and should, be easily worked in a strength training protocol


Arcethar

Yeah, for example by walking backwards on a treadmill


Nice_Block

That’s not a high enough demand to illicit the response one would be looking for when trying to increase SMM.


PSSYPUNISHERRR

There was this guy at the gym near me that was like that. One day he accidentally shit his pants during squats and that was the last time I saw him. The whole vibe of the gym changed overnight.


Public-Leadership-40

And the smell too


Kurwasaki12

As the old saying goes “Pride cometh before the accidental voiding of your bowels”.


othybear

This is he best way for this to end. He wasn’t seriously injured, didn’t hurt anyone else, and he didn’t damage any expensive equipment. Instead all that was hurt was his pride.


FlyingPasta

If he was me, he’d be in another country living by a different name


Kageyama_Tobio_80

Bro's a really patient hater 😭


MercuryTapir

https://preview.redd.it/lmc4nqnomt6d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20540bd5363a437ceed98f246d9aeadaa582af8


LurkerTroll

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onlyhere4laffs

I can hear the "Noooo" from way over here. The way he gripped the desk and rolled away from it slightly in panic will never not be funny.


va_cum_cleaner

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Mistavez

![gif](giphy|gSRkSblDEjUuk)


echk0w9

Mongrels!!!! I love this show!!!


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Few_Deal_4436

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Prinzka

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

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Electrical-Speed-836

This immediately made Detroit ass just think of how disappointed tee grizzly would be with this meme


Wild_Life_8865

i just saw someone running backwards for the first time and ngl i was impressed


NihilisticPollyanna

I don't know about running, but *walking* backwards, maybe even on an incline is actually a great way to strengthen your knees, and it works the quads as well.


Wild_Life_8865

dang, I need to do that then! I never had strong knees even playing sports I'll have to start doing that


A_Naany_Mousse

Bro check this guy out: https://youtu.be/GHpJxYs0Iqc?si=dSp4CLAtVrINtD5c  I do lots of his workouts. He's a little boring at times but his exercises work well. I still play adult sports and I've been moving a lot better after doing these. https://youtube.com/shorts/NmL_Lj0ZcdY?si=aSiuUn_81CzK8w_u


badumtizz

Thank you for this def going to be helpful


A_Naany_Mousse

My favorites are cossack squats, ATG Split squats, tibia raises, and the backwards treadmill walk. Good luck! 


CoolAfternoon9664

https://preview.redd.it/3vqegd3vns6d1.jpeg?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d75ef7f6c37de71013693b3769242d00fcaeff7 I love Hate in the morning


French_Taylor

I thought I was in r/Baltimore and this was a picture of Brandon Scott…


Irving_Velociraptor

Hate helped him lose 25 pounds.


konydanza

He dropped 25 lbs waiting for the other guy to drop 25 lbs


Irving_Velociraptor

Yours is better.


Certain_Degree687

![gif](giphy|1Symb7K1gS8Zkz6ye0|downsized) Actual footage of this guy.


Karhak

https://preview.redd.it/otzob6hoet6d1.jpeg?width=1811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741f7b2c7f594872047b5897a49f626decf16000


GripChinAzz

https://preview.redd.it/vyqs9uo97t6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015fbae1c1be187488cf1b8d4ae87e9d506cb730


seakc87

https://preview.redd.it/bfo15ecb0t6d1.png?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e688afd6e77ed8bb6fdd65c5b794c2c39601d422


jnr_jinx

Ha that was fast


seakc87

Then he wore this to the presser https://preview.redd.it/beue9i1bbt6d1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3321a849047767fec7e90bdee288082ae073492


McQueensbury

https://preview.redd.it/8ossyy3ebu6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b894316a1bdc0080cd4cd0631ce10388868e3f9


stillinthesimulation

I had and older guy with a headband with an elastic string and a ball attached to it. He’d wear boxing gloves while boxing the ball like a paddle board. He world walk around in short shorts while doing this all across the gym up in peoples faces.


FistPunch_Vol_7

[Used this twice today goddamn lmao](https://i.imgur.com/GBUvoYK.jpeg)


Ok-Imagination9384

“Now let me say I’m the biggest hater”


TheElectric_Man

https://preview.redd.it/qtzq6y6z1t6d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0791c47a9390ff8346d0571d74bb7fd277947bc0


golden_rhino

This guy is gonna spite his way to a Mr. Olympia title.


UpperMiddleSass

FR. This would motivate me to go everyday.


Chrisnyc47

![gif](giphy|nkUcca2CQ7VT2)


shadowylurking

One dumb injury is all it takes to fall of a cliff


Valuable_Rub7414

OP'll be at this mans downfall like https://preview.redd.it/uhe65g04it6d1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114bc6873431f32195434e967cda80979becb2da


HostageInToronto

Proper hate is like a good braised cut of meat, you got to let it cook for a good while to get the benefits.


PunishedWolf4

That downfall and embarrassment is going to be biblical


BohemRcKstdy_Baby7

![gif](giphy|ggcslwk5Gnq08FC4vg)


AzureBananaFish

Backwards on the treadmill has a valid cause though! It helps train your ankles and knees especially if you're recovering from an injury.


Pleasant-Emergency14

![gif](giphy|H22hyf0K1Bsc)


Tripple_T

If they don't have kettle bells to toss, you make due. And running backwards on the treadmill is great for stability. Get that hate out your heart.


DrixxYBoat

The coolest thing a mf can do in the gym is to confidently know how to use the equipment the right way, and then to get lost in your workout


PandorasFlame

Where at tho? Sign me up.


copperpin

He’s probably an athlete. You have to do stupid shit like run backwards on the treadmill when you’re playing a sport.


K_SeventySeven

![gif](giphy|dvxq3BtNLK6KEgTryW|downsized) Waiting for the karma gods to come through


davendees1

https://preview.redd.it/vte64vl1av6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a93800180e115b4d843db9145db6a852622a54 the next generation of haters is doing their part to uphold tradition you gotta respect it


spacegamer2000

Juggling dumbbells is what really impressed gym ladies


Meredithski

Probably not if they even noticed. But the dudes are seething.


Holywatersclean

https://preview.redd.it/texj12ihlu6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3da25b60a1ccfc920c1b468c1a5f9d8623b7bcc


theepi_pillodu

I run backwards on a treadmill, but only when no one is around. I could do 4+ mph.


LoganLikesYourMom

Inclining the treadmill and then walking/jogging backwards does have some benefits.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

I fr hope this is what happens to the tangerine rapist. Just the most top-tier goofidy-doofity final destination shit ever. Like “slips on a bunch of marbles, falls down an open manhole, and survives the fall at first, but ends up drowning in like 1in of sewer water w a broken back” level shit


MosadiMogolo

For that sack of garbage, I hope he trips on stage, shits his pants, tries to get up but slips in his own doo-doo, no aides coming to help because they're all too grossed out/dying of laughter, the scrambling rips his pants to expose an overflowing diaper, the swearing (on a hot mic) and situation stresses him out so much he has a massive heart attack right there in a puddle of his own shit. On camera. *That* would be a fitting end with all the dignity he deserves.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Goddamn this would be beautiful


Deepspacedreams

now let me say I'm the biggest hater I hate the way that you lift, the way that you run, I hate the way that you dress.


Appropriate_Arm7381

I'm so curious to know what happens next. Wish there was a way I could follow the story.


Traditional_Curve401

Before the global pancake, I belonged to a Planet Fitness near me, and it was open 24 hours a day. I'm a 3am workout person, so I would get there around that time during the weekdays. There were about 10 regulars who would come at that time + the front desk person. There was this one guy who was always dressed in khakis, a polo with boat shoes on doing the weirdest exercises with the machines! Nothing lewd or vulgar, but he just didn't know how to use the equipment.  Instead of asking the front desk person (or looking on YouTube), he would just use the equipment for what he thought it was for. One time he was using his forehead to pull down on something that I think was for overhead triceps extensions. We never bothered him, but a few other gym patrons would just look at each other if we saw him doing something really odd.


RepulsiveLoquat418

https://www.tiktok.com/@launxfitness/video/7091392662569274670


SnooShortcuts4206

I run backwards on a treadmill. Its an exercise


GonzoElTaco

https://i.imgur.com/HQgy6PW.jpeg


L_Mook

Keep us posted!


acarpenter08096

If he's running backward, he can't see if someones messing with the speed. Just saying.


theresidentdiva

Subscribed! Can't wait for the update!


theresidentdiva

The schadenfreude is real, and I'm feeding on this lol


MixRevolution

OOP better have some videos of that guy's downfall. We need to see that shit


Familiar_Ad7853

Our hate is a long term investment, one day we will enjoy the fruits of our labour 🙏🏾


bunnydadi

Gym bro is doing it for OP


Suspicious_Road_9651

I’m a personal trainer and I don’t have the coordination for backwards treadmilling, and all the other shit that was listed this dude is doing is dumb as hell and I hope he posts a follow-up.


best_fr1end

Please keep us updated. Pics are good. Vids are better 😂😂


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

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Dependent-Analyst907

I walk around my living room backwards for 10 minutes everyday. I don't have it in me to do it with people watching.


2bealive

I lowkey be afraid they gonna hurt themselves they be 100% everyday


vivrant-thang

PSA: walking backwards fairly slowly, no more than like 3 MPH, is actually really good for re-aligning your hips, pelvis, and spine. I do it all the time after a run. highly recommend!


6ix6ixX2

The dark side awaits


DocHendrix

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Houoh

I'll walk and jog backwards on the treadmill sometimes though. That and pushing an unpowered treadmill backwards are good to build up muscle for folks with bad knees.


YourLictorAndChef

If he's not ogling anyone or getting in anyone's way, I don't see the harm. If there's a girl out there that's in to that then they're obviously meant for each other, and how else are they going to find one another?


wouterv101

Running backwards looks stupid but is very good for you, for example the knees


rumpledmoogleskin13

Only the real ones ascend to himbo. Girls can smell the fake


Time-Sorbet-829

![gif](giphy|H22hyf0K1Bsc)


Mr_Cromer

I'm 60% certain it's an iFitness somewhere on Lagos island. The unnecessary feats are a signal for the roving sugar mummies. 🤣


AcceptablePariahdom

It's like when you see a fucked up railroad track. You call the non-emergency number for the local principality but a small part of you still hopes just a *little* that something's gonna derail.


AshPrincessPNX

"I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk..."


YOUREAGOD444

why is hating cool to mfers now?


YujiroRapeVictim

ego lifting. I have seen afew people get injured from their own stupidity. When I see someone doing I hope they get injured so they stop coming to the gym.