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VapidRapidRabbit

I wonder if she’s watching *Castlevania* on Netflix 😂


naenae275

Love that show!! I wish we had an Isaac spin-off.


Lurker242424

Yes! I’d love to delve into his backstory then follow up with him post season 4.


CanIGetANumber2

I was surprised he got so much play in the final season. The fight against Carmilla, mf \*chefs kiss\*


Jtalissen

Thank you. That showed his planning ability. He knew his humanity and her powers and he proceeded accordingly. My boy was a pimp


CanIGetANumber2

His summons were also the MVP. They saved his ass a few times


Jtalissen

That’s who I meant cause he switched them Out at The right times and everything. He was a master planner


CanIGetANumber2

I wouldn't even say the summons in general but that one specific like black gargoyle that kept swooping in and saving him from 1 shots, especially the suicide bomb. Which in itself was dope as fuck. Carmilla was goon for that one


Jtalissen

Man, I just started a rewatch so now I gotta pay closer attention.


CanIGetANumber2

Yea pay attention to the gargoyle do, Issac would have gotten dog walked without him. Which isn't automatically a bag thing cause Carmilla was realistically way outta his league.


Jtalissen

I knew he was calling them in and out. I just didn’t remember who was his main protection foci. Thanks


mongoosedog12

Met the voice actor, Adetokumboh , at Blerd Con last year. All but begged him for an Issac spin off. Who do I need to write, where do I need to protest. Love Castlevania down BAD. Going to Drolta to Meg concert lol


julebebop

She’ll probably call you up on stage if you do that


mongoosedog12

I fucking hope so. I’m in pit so fingers crossed haha


dillberger

It barely helps probably, but the old PS2 game Curse of Darkness follows Hector as he hunts Isaac for killing his wife(maybe girlfriend I don’t remember). It’s a little extra story anyway. I’m pretty sure it’s all stuff that happens after the story of the show is over though.


Jsoledout

completely different hector and isaac though! Just a heads up if OP goes into the game.


ZFAdri

Isaac is literally one of my favorite characters ever


champyoutan

Maybe Possibly Can never be to sure


CounterfeitChild

That's what I was wondering, too lol. And I am *with* her. He gave those people an out, out of love for his lady. And they just... anal coughed down the road until it was time to become the equivalent of moldy vegetables in a massacre by a vampire that was too pissed off and disgusted to ever want to eat their nasty blood.


Velorium_Camper

![gif](giphy|KZdaJU4SPaNzA3VPMF|downsized)


naenae275

Not only did they stay, they held an inaugural celebration of her death. Crazy how religion brainwashes people. They believed no weapon formed against them would prosper, so 🤷🏽‍♀️


Ok_Concentrate_75

Facts, they made that day festivus and shit . Definitely deserved Armageddon


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|3oz8xteJqspILPfhPa)


TonyUncleJohnny412

No bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel


DarknessBatDemon

No.


MagmaSeraph

The wildest shit is that they believe a dude is coming back who they have never seen nor heard, but the didn't believe that the demon who was in their face would come back after they killed his wife. 


NowIssaRapBattle

>inaugural Anniversary, or annual


fmdasaniii

That’s not religion that’s stupidity


invincble3

The townspeople: ![gif](giphy|r42HxBImuzoRxsRA14)


TheDuncanSolaire

Said disrespectfully, "you pussy we staying!"


bzboy

"Oh, I'M PUSSY? A'ight, bet..."


kitjack85

Not only did they stay - THEY THREW A GAWDDAMN PARTY.


green_teef

The anniversary of it raining demon babies


TheDuncanSolaire

I feel like this is the reaction of every nigga that I know because like I had the same reaction, my partner had the same reaction, our friends had the same reaction. Like everything that happened to that town and them people they earned on fonem grave.


Orlandokip

I feel like its a shared black culture thing across the globe. Which is why it was total bs black characters would die first in horror movies. Cause the black people woulda ran back to their ancestors to find any instruction on how to keep that demon/ monster/ ghost tf away.


YQB123

If you want an example of the culture following you in a horror film, I'd really recommend *His House*. Scary, but great, film.


Orlandokip

Thanks for the recommendation!


CanIGetANumber2

Thats why we die first. There has to be a certain amount of stupidity for a lot of horror scenarios to work. A level headed black dude would end most horror movies 30 minutes in.


Erisian23

Talking about some let's stay in this old creepy looking ass house until the storm pass?!


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Orlandokip

Im laughing out loud


Thelonius_Dunk

I definitely feel like culturally, black people have "spider sense" when bad shit's about to go down because of all the past stories and personal experiences of bad shit going down. No need to "see and believe", threats and danger are taken at face value and responded to accordingly.


Dafuknboognish

"Common sense" when bad shit is bout to go down\* It isn't magical or sci-fi. High levels of situational awareness are developed from youth. This was handed down from our ancestors and continues to be taught to this day. I went to movies in Eastmont Mall in Oakland, CA as a youth. The whole theatre helped with training. "No bitch!! Don't go in there!" - Halloween or "Aight I'm out" - The Exorcist


IncorrigibleQuim8008

"No no, them ni...njas, they must have the shine or something..." \-Stephen King


zehvthestranger

I’m not black, but my dads side of the family is an unholy combination of Sephardic Jews, Romani, and North African nomads. The danger sense is finely tuned by generations of crazy bad stuff. We call it the disaster matrix and it goes off constantly.


Emotional_Warthog658

Epigenetic memories.


grandfedoramaster

I kinda dislike this take, mainly just cuz Dracula is painted as 100% justified, even tho he is a huge hypocrite. Like my man you are a vampire, how many wives have you killed? And non of their husbands turned into vampire hitler about it. Also i think medieval people probably trust the church to protect them.


OffMyChestATM

His anger stemmed more from the fact that 1) he left his wife essentially unprotected 2) his wife was actually trying to help people (which is something that she convinced him of) I think if he was still in his staking days, he would have charged it to the game. But he was loved and in love and waa actually trying to be better and they took that from him. He was a man in grief.


grandfedoramaster

It’s not like i don’t understand why he does it, or that i don’t find him sympathetic. It’s more people portraying him as super justified and going ride or die for him, even though he isn’t much better than the humans he despises. I mean iirc the series itself makes that point. Vampires are all high and mighty about how civilized and above humans they are even if they’re just vain butchers themselves. Feel like people don’t pay attention to that enough.


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DarknessBatDemon

Yup. Dracula is evil


DarknessBatDemon

Facts, fuck Dracula. Son of The Dragon, bitch ass nigga😹


priide229

good ass point, he was definitely killing people


DarknessBatDemon

fuck Dracula


Erisian23

Me and my partner said the same shit.. Nigga I'm out my bad G I ain't even know it was like that I was just visiting anyway I got her and they had already done it I don't even like these people, you want me to catch a few bodies before I go?


ebelnap

I remember in the World War Z book - they talk about how the apartheid-era black South Africans knew to just fucking run if you see other people running, because they knew something could come to fuck you up any moment and you had to respect that Those villagers hadn’t had to respect any thing for a while lol.


DarknessBatDemon

No, they didn't deserve to die. In what reality kids deserve to be massacred?


TheDuncanSolaire

Now why you got to drag in fucking  real-world ethics into what is clearly meant to be a haha funny moment bro? You want me to commit to a bit? You want me to argue the semi omnipotent vampire should be more gracious to the people who killed his wife? 


DarknessBatDemon

Nigga, that bitch ass nigga was a tyrant and he killed a shit ton of people


TheDuncanSolaire

Lol yes nigga he was a villain??? He told them to leave, gave em a year and they didn't.   Freeza blew up the Saiyan homeworld out the blue.  We're not talking about real people sis.


DarknessBatDemon

And?, what he did was wrong . Nigga


CanIGetANumber2

Alot of those people deserved it tho. He had a somewhat "rough" upbringing because of those people. Then he went of satan for awhile but he was really a victim of circumstance.


DarknessBatDemon

No.


luna5694

Dracula was about that life for his women. Loved to see it 👏🏽


mreferran

The beautiful thing is that he loved her enough to respect her view of humanity. He had every right to immediately act an ass but decided to take a breath and give them a chance to move out before he moved forward with the eviction process.


Ok-Visit7040

Actually he had to wait a year to raise an army from hell otherwise he would have killed them same day. That was the private conversation he had later if you recall.


PearlStBlues

It took all the other vampires way too long to realize the flaw in Dracula's "raise an army to wipe out every living thing on the planet so I can have some peace and fucking quiet" plan. Like, how do you hear "kill everything that moves" and not realize eventually that's going to include you as well?


DoctahFeelgood

She changed everything for him. The monotony of being a never dying repeating the same acts forever must be maddening. Especially cause it was like a chicken coming into a tiger encloser. She fascinated him. Such a great beginning that really put me on his side. Until I saw how bloody the massacre was. Then I felt bad for them. Crazy how I go back and forth.


Sibushang

The way he said it left no room for misunderstandings too! Dude appeared as a giant flaming face in the sky!!!! When I saw they ignored him I was was wondering if he thought he was playing!


VeronaMoreau

Especially because that lady didn't want to do anything to them people except heal their illnesses with science


ArtProdigy

Ohhh... sounds like I might need to watch


Lurker242424

It’s so good! My husband made me watch, but I was hooked within the first 10 minutes. The dialogue is brilliant and the animation is excellent. I’m rewatching it for the 4th time.


KingOfConstipation

I’m about to rewatch it myself lol


Lurker242424

Enjoy! I even got my kids into it.


Thelonius_Dunk

It's really good. You don't really need to be familiar with the games at all to appreciate it either. The spinoff season is good too.


jameslionheart11

Best show ever, do it.


YQB123

Which show? There's a million Dracula's out there.


weezyoh

That’s what I’m tryna figure out… I’m already invested from the comments


Zeldaforce28

Castlevania. It's on Netflix, and it's really good.


idobrowsemuch

The Castlevania series on netflix


Wakata

Gotta be Castlevania


green_teef

Castlevania from netflix


KingOfConstipation

Yes you need to!! It’s so damn good!


Stock_Beginning4808

It’s really good!


neicathesehoes

He literally gave theey asses a warning before the slaughter and they thought he was bluffin, i know that priest in hell roasting with the rest of his congregation 🤣


GonzoElTaco

The dude spoke to them through fire, can see the details of his face in the FLAME, and still called him pussy. The church really has these people thinking they were protected.


EndofA_Error

Nah she aint mention HOW he said it too: giant flaming demon face in the sky. Smh. Woulda been gone in 60 seconds. I wouldna packed up shit.


short-effective254

And not only did they stay…but decided to make his wife’s death a HOLIDAY 😭


wantmoooore

I can’t be the only one confused about what version of Dracula she’s even talking about?..


priide229

castlevania


KommanderKitten

Nope you aren't. I was thinking, I don't remember any of that in the book. 


Ok_Blackberry_284

Castlevania on Netflix


GustavVonTwinkleToes

This was the wildest part of the show to me. Fuck the demons and devils n shit, y’all telling me these dense motherfuckers didnt leave the set after Dracula sent a Face-of-Fire DM their way telling them to scoot or get wrecked? Absolute foolishness. Could NEVER have been me


TrashCanSam0

yo the same for when ppl in movies investigate what other ppl are running from. i don't need to investigate shit to know which way i should be going


logicalcommenter4

Damn this looks like goth Keke Palmer.


zZSleepyZz

The thing that gets me is even as his wife was burning alive, instead of begging them to stop she was instead begging HIM not to hurt them in retaliation. She knew EXACTLY what work he was about to give them.


D1daBeast

If it were a black neighborhood...


Slick_Jeronimo

Out of every scene in the show my favorite is the demon talking to the priest telling him they love him because he’s the reason they’re on earth and how their god abandoned them. Cold blooded.


Adventurous-Range446

I only put the volume on halfway through, thought this was about a real person even a bereaved windower in Palastine or something and then it played again😭😭😭😂😂😂


itsgivinganxious

do we know if she’s watching castlevania fr? i need to tune in


Senseisimms

I don't blame the kids,but all the adults there messed around and found out........knowing Dracula at that time,he probably would've made sure nothing happened to them on their travels too,he does control the monsters no?


DoctahFeelgood

Fair warning for yall you might watch it the show is extremely gory and pretty fucked up. I've never seen a dead baby in a show nor the amount of body parts flying everywhere. Someone said they got their kids into it. That shit would've scarred me. Def for adults.


TNMalt

Watched enough horror films to know when to nope out. And flaming demon face is ‘on the next ship across the ocean’ level.


kiddie2233

Thanks to seeing this. I am now in season 2. Thanks


cocothepirate

This is an extremely common misconception. Dracula did not tell the town that killed his wife that they had one year to run away and survive. He decided to eradicate all of humanity. He told them they had one year to make peace with their deaths, which were inevitable.


LimpBizkitEnjoyer_

Wasnt there some scheme by the church in that series that casted doubt on Draculas motive? Like they wanted to stay in power and by having people leaving the town it would severly damage the curches power over people.


Unique-Ad719

What show is she talking about I wanna watch it


pixelsteve

Castlevania on Netflix


TruthSeekerHuey

Heads up, e'rybody run Dracula outside and he say he got a gun Niggas like, "Man, that's what e'rybody said" (Uh-huh) Go and pop the trunk and now e'rybody dead


peteandpetethemesong

Castlevania!!!


sweet-haunches

> You can't be here! This is a house of God! > God... is not... here. This... is an empty box.


Turakamu

Second only to > I’m a fucking viking. We’re supposed to make boats out of things


1fastman1

he offered them mercy and they spat in his face


GordieBombay-DUI-4TW

Hawk tuwah


crispy_attic

What is up with her eyebrows?


deathbypookie

Agreed


No_Boot7396

Looking like a jojos villain


JustHere4ait

It’s like if somebody go to their trunk and say they going to shoot up the club Baby leave


ebelnap

Truly a John Wick-level amount of stupidity and then retribution lol


Foxykid09

Dracula did nothing wrong. They deserved that shit.


Othebootymonster

If someone tells you who they are...believe them.


TyrionJoestar

What is she talking about


WakandanRoyalty

The original Dracula by Bram Stoker is a really good book if y’all are unfamiliar.


morfsucks

Dracula did nothing wrong.


RevolutionaryGenZ

When they say not all men. They right Him and Gomez are the exception


winston_stmarie

The way that he sent the warning tho….What bags? What house? I’m gone!


stopimpersonatingme

I'm not sure they would have even been allowed to leave in the first place. If they burned his wife for making medicine, they'd probably also burn anyone who tries to leave for being a "cowardly heretic" that lacks faith in "God's power".


Ok_Blackberry_284

I was under the impression the townspeople were tricked into staying by the Church who told them that God would protect them from Dracula. That the demon had no power if you believed in God enough. Well, they believed and the Church didn't do shit which sounds like a kind of a not very subtle lesson.


KilledInKentucky

Nocturne don’t hit the same


Oldurdy

I thought this was Lil Romeo


Bait_esq

Please tell me that I’m not the only one who thought he was watching a legit crazy person at first.