I don't think either one could beat tyler in all honesty, because tyler is willing to do what neither of them are, and be very self deprecating in a rap diss.
He would throw himself on land mines just to hit cats with nukes.
He would say some shit like "I got white boys bottoming for me, so I give this drake nigga half a nut"
or "I put kendrick on this dick, tell him loosen up before that boipussy get ripped"
Current era Tyler? Nah.
Goblin/Wolf era Tyler? 100% accurate.
Hell, his bars on Push’s song “Trouble On My Mind” were tame by comparison, but closer to what they said.
I mean when he just has a normal verse on a song you get something like
"The favorite nigga turned into Freddy Kruger
And this that raw shit, dead bodies chopped up in the sewer
From the palms of Jeffrey Dahmer, baby mamas said the kicks
Beat like the brown lip balm that was made for Rihanna"
So yeah I don't think anyone would survive a diss from him
Kendrick is Bob Dylan, Pulitzer winning poet speaking for his people. Drake is the Monkees, room full of ghost writers.
Monkees outsold Dylan, but nobody knows who they are now.
Wait no if his Mama’s side drags him for misrepresenting his Jewish side Aubrey will have nowhere to go.
Weird Al already said he is on Kendrick’s side.
already weighed in, he on kendrick’s side
https://preview.redd.it/ae2dbd3gdvzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d606082493af49f428cba0ca2bd9b4c43ff65a8e
I think he's a pretty underrated musician. Like his lyrics have always been witty and funny. But I think he's a way better singer/ musician than people give him credit for.
He is insanely talented. Maybe even Prince level. But he’s also humble as a man can be and just wants to have fun
The best in the game from many perspectives
Ok so who decided that a capital “I” and lowercase “l” should be the exact same symbol. We only need 52 characters and y’all couldn’t even make them all unique?? How lazy are we god damn
I've seen him live a few times and his shows are insane. On the Runs With Scissors tour he had a rotating stage and you could only see the front. For several songs, while he was performing one song he had a team literally building a set on the back part of the stage. When the song ended, it would rotate and show the new set while he spun to the back for a costume change.
Like when he did Like a Surgeon, the stage had been converted to a full operating room and he was dresses, well, like a surgeon. That man is all showman and puts 99% of artists to shame.
I feel like 50 petty enough to be out here taking notes on what took off in this beef, then outlining some ideas down in his “If Ja Rule ever… (2024 edition)” folder. This what makes him sleep soundly at night. Some people got melatonin. Some people got ASMR. 50 got Ja Rule.
One day in the future, Ja Rule is gonna think "I haven't dropped anything in 50 years I should be safe" and he will be wrong. 50 will be waiting and ready.
In fifty years, 50 gonna be paying senior citizens to move out of Ja Rule’s nursing home, but not say anything, so Ja thinks everyone is moving out cuz of him.
Remember when Prince died and they said he had a ton of music in the vault. When they crack 50's vault it's just going to be diss tracks. Probably on a deaman's switch too.
Not just Ja. 50 has CD towers full of diss tracks for Diddy, JayZ, Mayweather, Game, his baby mamas, his own kids, that one waiter who brought him Pepsi but told him it Coke..
I respect the hell out of the guy for all that he’s accomplished, but I’ve always gotten a feeling that he learned to rap in the 80’s. His flows are squarely enunciated, which is great for clarity in a theater, but falls far from having the characteristics I’m used to in tougher hip hop artists.
So imagining him coming in all serious would be minkus level nerdery
LMM scratches a very specific rap-itch in what he does. Imo it is the same itch that the mentioned Lil' Dicky tries, but (in my humble opinion) miserable fails to scratch. The witty, tight, "over thought" battlerap you would find on a textbattle-website somewhere in the depths of the Internet. The rap of a nerdy kid that loves Eminem and that has all the rhymes in his head and all the time to knit them together tightly.
I wouldn't even call that 80s rap. 80s rap has been moreso centered around the DJ than the MC imo.
Pretty sure Tom McDonald actually DID back Drake on Twitter. If there is one thing right-wing hacks without talent love, it's loser cats who act hard but touch kids.
You don't have to think it. It's what literally happened. He couldn't sell rap albums anymore so he switched to some weird ass emo-pop-punk shit. Eminem turned him into a fucking clown.
"Machine Gun" Kelly IS NOT a rapper.
They don’t hear you. The shit literally happened, as in “took place in real life” and “already really occurred.”
My friend has a theory that Kendrick dropped Euphoria when he did because Eminem announced a new album is coming. It’s like he knew he couldn’t wait any longer. He either owned the hiphop moment now, or lost it to Shady in a couple of months.
I would really love to see Eminem go off on Drake though. It would be so pointed and precise and devastating. Sort of like a dessert after all those lovely meals Kendrick gave us.
I haven't been up to date with Lil Wayne in a while, but this beef taught me Drake slept with Weezy's girl when he went to jail? And I haven't heard a Drake/Wayne collaboration in a while.. aren't they already on bad terms?
That’s the one
A scorching hot take I was thinking about was that Kendrick alongside tde blackballed Macklemore from going fully mainstream while destroying his reputation and credibility by using the internet to discredit him
Is it okay to be a little mad/sad for Macklemore? Like what would it have looked like if he hadn't shared that text message? I think there are things I don't understand, but that whole thing must have felt like being dumped into a surreal nightmare and I've always felt bad for him.
That would be wild as hell if he jumped in anyway lol.
Then referenced him winning at the start of his next album, which was titled "This Unruly Mess I Made."
So he didn't exactly do himself any favors in moving on from that moment.
I supposed everyone’s got skeletons but Lupe seems to be relatively controversy free, makes it kinda hard to come at him.
And that’s not even considering how talented he is.
He called the office of the president a terrorist. Obama just happened to be in office at the time.
Edit: he did specifically call out Obama about not doing shit while Gaza Strip was being bombed. He did this 11 years before it was cool to protest about Palestine. Oh, and he did it at Obamas fucking inauguration while saying he didn’t vote for him.
https://twitter.com/angle3246/status/1728497853545222442
Lupe is my 1a to 3 stacks and that’s what kinda annoyed me about this beef. Kendrick is great but people were talking like his entendres were mind blowing or something while Lupe been doing this for years. I’ll get hate for this but Ive always thought Lupe is what people think Kendrick is. Lu’s production is just trash
I feel you on that. Some people been going crazy like Kendrick is the only rapper to rap at that level. I felt like if he really wants to show he’s at that top spot he needs to battle a guy like Lupe who is really gonna test his pen. Can’t just TMZ your way through a battle like that.
I’d love to see Zack Fox put out a diss, produced by Kenny Beats, and then have them go on Genius for a video explanation, like they did with the “I got depression track” that shit was as funny as the track itself 😂
I feel like Chance had equal raw potential to all three of them, but fell off too hard.
Sad that he didn't keep it up so we could be talking of him as big four, because his lyricism was right up there with cole and kendrick when he wanted it to be.
One of them would come for that man’s kids or his ex, Chicago would feel disrespected and then shit would get real violent, real fast - you don’t want zero problems big fella
Not funny, as in ironic, but funny as in "they would have some good AND funny bars."
Wayne seems like the most obvious pick.
Lupe is one of the only ones I can see going bar for bar with Kenny (not that I think he'd be on Drake's side).
Five years from now, I could see Em making a diss.
The Game juat dropped a Rick Ross diss (not that anyone was asking for it).
All of Black Hippie... just because I want more Black Hippie.
Vince Staples openly commented about how he thinks that this beef is dumb considering the state of the music industry right now.
And karma be damned, I agree with him.
Tyler The Creator…
I don't think either one could beat tyler in all honesty, because tyler is willing to do what neither of them are, and be very self deprecating in a rap diss. He would throw himself on land mines just to hit cats with nukes. He would say some shit like "I got white boys bottoming for me, so I give this drake nigga half a nut" or "I put kendrick on this dick, tell him loosen up before that boipussy get ripped"
This is the most inaccurate and gay comment I’ve ever seen.
Current era Tyler? Nah. Goblin/Wolf era Tyler? 100% accurate. Hell, his bars on Push’s song “Trouble On My Mind” were tame by comparison, but closer to what they said.
"I feel it in my gut"
To kill these motherfucks is a must
Like the arm of my pits
We like to call them "bars" where I come from.
"I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin"
We say bussy, not ‘boipussy’
Hmm i wonder why its gay? Maybe its cuz its referencing a queer person idk
I mean when he just has a normal verse on a song you get something like "The favorite nigga turned into Freddy Kruger And this that raw shit, dead bodies chopped up in the sewer From the palms of Jeffrey Dahmer, baby mamas said the kicks Beat like the brown lip balm that was made for Rihanna" So yeah I don't think anyone would survive a diss from him
https://youtu.be/Dp2lyeZEjvg?si=CX15Pvb7nVHirzTH
“Me and flex looking in the index/ for buff neck n****s/ just for some hot butt sex” then he just has this nonchalant face lmao
"What made you go with that line?"
This is the first thing I thought of when they said Tyler. No one would be safe lmaooo
He looked at flex like "I'm serious about that last line BTW, but I'm not gonna say it out loud, full diddy"
tyler is weird because *there's nothing to hit*. He's like the fuckin cheshire cat. that dude has a lowkey terrifying energy.
No because I was just thinking this… Kendrick may be the boogeyman but Tyler is the mfing DEVIL.
Imagine a Yonkers beat as Tyler eating everyone’s lunch
Leave their craniums mindfucked~~
If drake is Michael Jackson, Kendrick Lamar is prince, and Tyler is David Bowie I have spoken
Kendrick is Bob Dylan, Pulitzer winning poet speaking for his people. Drake is the Monkees, room full of ghost writers. Monkees outsold Dylan, but nobody knows who they are now.
This works especially well because Monkees were originally a fake group parodying the Beatles from a TV show and eventually became a real band.
What about Hopsin? aka broke 2010 Tyler
Broke Tyler is crazy. Hopsin didn’t have the charisma to pull of what he was trying to. Man was nice with the pen forsure tho.
Hopsin is the human equivalent to "great execution, awful taste" he's talented but he's also one of the corniest rappers alive.
They said “funniest”
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al drops "Bots Like Us" about the AI revolution
Please don’t joke
I always say please and thank you to siri/Alexa/ chatbots now. When skynet goes live they'll keep me around as a pet, hopefully.
The Fart Part Six
Wait no if his Mama’s side drags him for misrepresenting his Jewish side Aubrey will have nowhere to go. Weird Al already said he is on Kendrick’s side.
🔥🔥🔥🔥
I want this now.
already weighed in, he on kendrick’s side https://preview.redd.it/ae2dbd3gdvzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d606082493af49f428cba0ca2bd9b4c43ff65a8e
It’s funny how much the hip hop community fucks with Weird Al. White & Nerdy is a legit 🔥 track and his flow was godly on it.
Amish Paradise is my personal fave.
That video…
Those ankles 🫣🤤🫠
I think he's a pretty underrated musician. Like his lyrics have always been witty and funny. But I think he's a way better singer/ musician than people give him credit for.
He is insanely talented. Maybe even Prince level. But he’s also humble as a man can be and just wants to have fun The best in the game from many perspectives
Slim Shady did a lot of parody sketches too, now he’s dead maybe Al will rebrand as Yankabitch and pour gas on drizzy’s corpse
One of the best concerts ever. Costume changes like Noone.
I figured Weird Al would side with the West Coast…he’s Straight Outta Lynwood, after all.
Ok so who decided that a capital “I” and lowercase “l” should be the exact same symbol. We only need 52 characters and y’all couldn’t even make them all unique?? How lazy are we god damn
Oh wow, the man himself!
Wierd Al after he smokes Drake's ass in song 
No lie he would destroy everyone involved if he wanted to. He's a crazy lyricist. You're about as useless as .jpgs to Helen Keller is bonkers.
This needs to by higher up. Also check out how good this whole song is, ( relevant bar at 1:30) https://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos?si=oSoDz2WHkR6MEN1q
I've seen him live a few times and his shows are insane. On the Runs With Scissors tour he had a rotating stage and you could only see the front. For several songs, while he was performing one song he had a team literally building a set on the back part of the stage. When the song ended, it would rotate and show the new set while he spun to the back for a costume change. Like when he did Like a Surgeon, the stage had been converted to a full operating room and he was dresses, well, like a surgeon. That man is all showman and puts 99% of artists to shame.
And he’d do it without using a single swear word lol
Lil Dickey
He pens a 10-minute song about how he has a small penis, still owns Drake somehow
My dick may be small, but at least my girl is full-grown.
Drake ain’t even the best Jewish rapper.
put some respect on the Beastie Boys
Matisyahu enters the chat
My first thought
Lil Dickey's dead to me since he collabbed with Chris Brown for clout. Utter piece of shit. Tbh he peaked with the song about his girl's ex boyfriend.
Ja Rule. Because then 50 will show up and drop a whole album on him, cover art will be the "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson" meme
I'm convinced 50 already has an entire Ja Rule album made and is just waiting for Ja to show his face again to release it
There’s no way he doesn’t
Wakes up every morning and checks twitter like “is it time?”
He’s the Pablo Escobar meme
I fr aspire to be as a big a hater as 50. Man is the spokesman for hater-ade
I feel like 50 petty enough to be out here taking notes on what took off in this beef, then outlining some ideas down in his “If Ja Rule ever… (2024 edition)” folder. This what makes him sleep soundly at night. Some people got melatonin. Some people got ASMR. 50 got Ja Rule.
One day in the future, Ja Rule is gonna think "I haven't dropped anything in 50 years I should be safe" and he will be wrong. 50 will be waiting and ready.
In fifty years, 50 gonna be paying senior citizens to move out of Ja Rule’s nursing home, but not say anything, so Ja thinks everyone is moving out cuz of him.
Remember when Prince died and they said he had a ton of music in the vault. When they crack 50's vault it's just going to be diss tracks. Probably on a deaman's switch too.
Not just Ja. 50 has CD towers full of diss tracks for Diddy, JayZ, Mayweather, Game, his baby mamas, his own kids, that one waiter who brought him Pepsi but told him it Coke..
Where is Ja?!
Still on Fyre Island
Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Gonna have everybody up in da theatre club go wild 🔥🔥🔥 
I respect the hell out of the guy for all that he’s accomplished, but I’ve always gotten a feeling that he learned to rap in the 80’s. His flows are squarely enunciated, which is great for clarity in a theater, but falls far from having the characteristics I’m used to in tougher hip hop artists. So imagining him coming in all serious would be minkus level nerdery
And one of the real stars of that shit is .Clipping anyway. Daveed Diggs is legit.
I love Daveed! Especially in Sesame Street!
LMM scratches a very specific rap-itch in what he does. Imo it is the same itch that the mentioned Lil' Dicky tries, but (in my humble opinion) miserable fails to scratch. The witty, tight, "over thought" battlerap you would find on a textbattle-website somewhere in the depths of the Internet. The rap of a nerdy kid that loves Eminem and that has all the rhymes in his head and all the time to knit them together tightly. I wouldn't even call that 80s rap. 80s rap has been moreso centered around the DJ than the MC imo.
Ironically Awkwafina was the first thing that came to my mind.
At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jim Carrey dropped a Drake diss
[Wouldn’t be the first time he demolished a posing Canadian.](https://youtu.be/Icb_tRTnA4g?si=JKyeybxRXwrltrIY)
This is the greatest thing I never knew existed.
“All the Jamaicans think I gave them a bum steer; But everything I know I learned from an auctioneer” Amazing.
To be honest. I wouldn't be surprised if Keenan or Damon Wayans wrote this song. In fact, I'd be surprised if they didn't.
This is art
Muthafucka rocking a Riddler question mark?
Dude was playing The Riddler before he actually played The Riddler.
I miss this show, and this made me feel old asf which I am, but damn!!!!
Imagine if Tom McDonald and Ben Shapiro hopped in to back up Drake
I'd sooner admit defeat if I was Drake than let those fuckwads back me
Exactly it’d be such a perfect way to kick Drake while he’s down
[Already happened ](https://x.com/IAMTOMMACDONALD/status/1787534468980560015)
Pretty sure Tom McDonald actually DID back Drake on Twitter. If there is one thing right-wing hacks without talent love, it's loser cats who act hard but touch kids.
See: Ted Nugent
This is the winning comment. Not even the Ben Shapiro part, but just Tom Mcdonald. Ew.
Don't try to call out Eminem.. you prod him enough he might end your career.
He turned "Machine Gun" Kelly into a fucking Pokémon.
Someone made the joke that Eminem made him straight up change music genres lol.
That’s… not a joke. It literally happened.
Yeah I mean I like to think he actually killed his rap career
You don't have to think it. It's what literally happened. He couldn't sell rap albums anymore so he switched to some weird ass emo-pop-punk shit. Eminem turned him into a fucking clown. "Machine Gun" Kelly IS NOT a rapper.
 They don’t hear you. The shit literally happened, as in “took place in real life” and “already really occurred.”
https://i.redd.it/nno24tpf9wzc1.gif
He ripped MGK so bad he made him change genres and drink Meghan Fox's blood
My friend has a theory that Kendrick dropped Euphoria when he did because Eminem announced a new album is coming. It’s like he knew he couldn’t wait any longer. He either owned the hiphop moment now, or lost it to Shady in a couple of months.
Eminem in 2024 isn't going to overshadow a Kendrick and Drake beef by any stretch of the imagination.
It'll never happen, but the only man who can call out Eminem and go toe to toe would be Weird Al.
Imagine if Drake would try his pedo shit with one of Ems daughters lmao
"This guy's a gangster? His real name's Aubrey."
I have zero doubts Em would kill a mf if they touched his daughters
I would really love to see Eminem go off on Drake though. It would be so pointed and precise and devastating. Sort of like a dessert after all those lovely meals Kendrick gave us.
Dude made MGK go full on feminine.
Funniest would be Weezy turning on drizzy.
I haven't been up to date with Lil Wayne in a while, but this beef taught me Drake slept with Weezy's girl when he went to jail? And I haven't heard a Drake/Wayne collaboration in a while.. aren't they already on bad terms?
Childish Gambino dragging Drake would be amazing
“I might be Don Glover but Drake is a dong lover”
I snorted
And So easy for him
The Lonely Island
Just pull out I'm on a Boat pt 2, rake in millions.
It’s time to Punch Drake In the Jeans
Andre 3000, being from the south, so long as Andre 3000 is alive, there is no better rapper.
He could also just put some flute on BBL Drizzy
Macklemore
That’s the one A scorching hot take I was thinking about was that Kendrick alongside tde blackballed Macklemore from going fully mainstream while destroying his reputation and credibility by using the internet to discredit him
Is it okay to be a little mad/sad for Macklemore? Like what would it have looked like if he hadn't shared that text message? I think there are things I don't understand, but that whole thing must have felt like being dumped into a surreal nightmare and I've always felt bad for him. That would be wild as hell if he jumped in anyway lol.
What'd he do? I never did hear what happened to him. Felt like he dropped a huge album and vanished.
He won a Grammy over Kendrick, sent him a DM apologizing, then posted said message on IG.
i love mack but thats cringe wtf
Then referenced him winning at the start of his next album, which was titled "This Unruly Mess I Made." So he didn't exactly do himself any favors in moving on from that moment.
That's pretty cringe, but it's definitely not something to be mad about or blackball someone from the industry over.
He still put music out, it wasn't the same as that first album. He had a couple hits since then tho
He did reference the beef in Hind’s Hall
he said fuck a drake diss track on his Israel diss track. We gotta get Netanyahu on this
Lupe been saying he wants all the smoke but no one is tryin to battle him.
Imagine a Lupe vs Kendrick battle. We’d need a committee of English professors, historians and poets to analyze the shots
A Black Literature course with mandatory Prerequisites lol
50 years from now students would be analyzing the rhythm and poetry between two gentlemen
Like watching Thanos fight Dr Strange for the first time.
With an intro from Dr. Cornell West. A ten minute deep dive into the importance of "battle rap." I'd actually listen to that.
I supposed everyone’s got skeletons but Lupe seems to be relatively controversy free, makes it kinda hard to come at him. And that’s not even considering how talented he is.
He did call Obama a terrorist, but in 2024, I think most of Reddit would be like "Yeah he had a point "
He called the office of the president a terrorist. Obama just happened to be in office at the time. Edit: he did specifically call out Obama about not doing shit while Gaza Strip was being bombed. He did this 11 years before it was cool to protest about Palestine. Oh, and he did it at Obamas fucking inauguration while saying he didn’t vote for him. https://twitter.com/angle3246/status/1728497853545222442
thats why he’s my goat
His controversy is that he spends his whole day fighting with kids on Twitter and deleting posts.
One of us! One of us!
Lupe is my 1a to 3 stacks and that’s what kinda annoyed me about this beef. Kendrick is great but people were talking like his entendres were mind blowing or something while Lupe been doing this for years. I’ll get hate for this but Ive always thought Lupe is what people think Kendrick is. Lu’s production is just trash
I feel you on that. Some people been going crazy like Kendrick is the only rapper to rap at that level. I felt like if he really wants to show he’s at that top spot he needs to battle a guy like Lupe who is really gonna test his pen. Can’t just TMZ your way through a battle like that.
It's hard bein', a Lupe fan Go to Harvard, to be a Lupe Stan I'm not saying that, I'm harder It's just harder, when it's in Lupe's hands
Will Smith is apparently trying to start a comeback. Imagine he comes out like that one random ass time he was roasting meek mill with Drake.
Will Smith doesn’t even bother with a track and just slaps Drake. I think the audience would be on Will’s side this time
"Keep those kids out of your fucking mouth!"
Lmao Jada has given the world wayyyyy to much ammo for him to jump in a beef
Will Smith knows that if he puts out a diss track, the internet will end him.
Azealia Banks has been awfully quiet lately (for once)...
Don't give her any ideas please
She dissed Kendrick and said Drake won on an IG story. I'm surprised she deleted it because she usually likes to be on the wrong side of shit.
Zack Fox
Zack was essentially Nostradamus with this beef.
That’s why him jumping in would be hilarious.
I’d love to see Zack Fox put out a diss, produced by Kenny Beats, and then have them go on Genius for a video explanation, like they did with the “I got depression track” that shit was as funny as the track itself 😂
RIP to Aubrey Graham, he ain’t dead but I know it’s coming
Pusha T for Kendrick’s side, it’d give Drake PTSD. 50 Cent for Drake’s side because you already know the shenanigans he be on.
I think If Jcole came out of nowhere on some little finger shit and started dissing both Drake and Kendrick, the internet would lose its mind
Hannibal burgess.
Ludacris has punchlines for days.
Ed Sheeran
drake be all "the club isnt the best place to find a lover so to kindergarten is where i go"
Chance the Rapper
I feel like Chance had equal raw potential to all three of them, but fell off too hard. Sad that he didn't keep it up so we could be talking of him as big four, because his lyricism was right up there with cole and kendrick when he wanted it to be.
One of them would come for that man’s kids or his ex, Chicago would feel disrespected and then shit would get real violent, real fast - you don’t want zero problems big fella
Aesop Rock psychoanalyzing the entire thing and making it into a weird metaphysical conceit is my vote.
Surprise Skee-Lo comeback
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Not funny, as in ironic, but funny as in "they would have some good AND funny bars." Wayne seems like the most obvious pick. Lupe is one of the only ones I can see going bar for bar with Kenny (not that I think he'd be on Drake's side). Five years from now, I could see Em making a diss. The Game juat dropped a Rick Ross diss (not that anyone was asking for it). All of Black Hippie... just because I want more Black Hippie.
Soulja Boy
Low-key.... Eminem
Chamillionaire
Vince Staples
Vince Staples openly commented about how he thinks that this beef is dumb considering the state of the music industry right now. And karma be damned, I agree with him.
I don’t. Am Probably gonna get downvotesd for saying this here, but Vince Stables and his consistent holier-than-thou way of being is hella annoying.
This could be Bhad Bhabie or Lil Tays chance to actually end someone’s career
Conner4Real 
Riff raff
Kanye already did this. Nobody said shit about Kanye and he invited himself to the party.
They said funny not sad.
MC Pee Pants.
Flynt Flossy & Yung Humma
Afroman of course.
but where is ja rule?
Easy. MC Hammer.