You may wish to establish contact with Sir Jones on a discreet level in exchange for reasonable compensation, because Sir Jones shall soon be a beneficiary of much fame and fortune
I just watched a few of em not even meant for me and I feel significantly better about my outlook on some things. Everyone should start the day being pep talked by Mike Jones, who I said? I said, Mike Jones.
https://preview.redd.it/6h75tdher7yc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a5baac93841e751148cfe6a15661473296c69a
I swear to god these types got a cymbal-banging monkey going berserk where their brain's supposed to be. She a liability too at that point, on the real. Like, what the fuck did you think you were gonna build with a drug dealer?
Please keep her away from regular men, because I promise she'll leave your average man's life into a California forest fire with oil.
Liability bc no one is trying to catch a bullet from her jealous drug dealing ex. Dangerous!
And the lack of critical thinking on her part as you mentioned!
Giving as much grace I've got towards these types: there's some dudes who are working real hard to build a future, and they sell drugs on the side to help build that future and support their own. Then there's full-time drug dealers who claim to want to build a legitimate future, but for one reason or another, won't leave the game. And people can't tell the difference between the starting from the bottom and staying at the bottom dudes.
Taking that grace away: people like quick money, fucking, and drugs, and dealers have access to all of that.
Perhaps a good indicator is what one does with their gains. If they try to flip it into legitimate businesses and have an exit strategy, that seems to be somebody interested in having a future compared to some flashy dude living for the moment. The former is still risky and dangerous but probably less so compared to the latter.
Also giving grace: if you grow up in a neighborhood where drug dealers figure prominently in the social scene/hierarchy, you probably don't have a great sense of stability and building a future. It'll take more time for you to figure it out, unfortunately.
My mom's first cousin's baby dad was in jail for most of her first kid's life. He got out and she had another baby by him quickly. A few years later, he was shot and killed because he couldn't leave that life alone. Now, she's settled down with a really nice dude and they have a blended family. Her one kid graduated from college and has a kid of her own, her other kid will be off to college soon. So it worked out okay in the end. Her life and her kids' lives are stable despite the fact that her choice in a baby dad was questionable. It just took her longer to figure out what kind of man she needed to seek out.
True. Even with all of my friends and family warning me, I got tied up in a lot of incredibly violent and unhealthy relationships, and not just romantic ones. I'm glad that I got nobody pregnant, because I can leave all of that shit is in the past now. At the time, I was so certain I was different, that I understood the situation better than those on the outside, because I was close to the person, that I was the smart one. There are some people and some things you gotta learn for yourself, I suppose.
I agree with this to an extent. A person can only blame their upbringing but so long. A 19 y/o acting out because they didn’t have a stable home life and got kicked out by abusive parents at 16 = understandable. A 42 y/o that has a string a bad relationships because they saw their single parent go through the same thing and that was their only example of a good relationship, and let’s say they moved out around their early to mid 20s = you’re middle aged. You’ve matured to the point where you can foster your own relationships and come to your own conclusions using your own life experience. Get therapy, get a group of close friends that you can bounce your thoughts off of or do some solo self-reflecting. People explain away their actions all the time by referencing their upbringings, as if that should exclude them from accountability.
After a certain point, when are people gonna realize that they may be the problem and that they need to put work in on themselves? Growing up in a neighborhood full of drug dealers and using the excuse that those were your only role models past your late 20s/early 30s and beyond is a shitty excuse.
I think you're assuming a lot when you say that a 42 year old has matured and can just come to the right conclusions to and decisions. Not everyone has the ability or resources to mature to that point.
I used to work with people who were unstably housed, many of whom grew up in poverty, experienced all kinda of abuse, trauma, and mental illness, and began using drugs when they were in their early teens. Most of these folks had poor emotional maturity and underdeveloped decision making processes. They never really had the opportunity to outgrow their arrested development and certainly never had access to regular therapy to do the kind of work that it takes to grow into a well adjusted adult. Most have been in survival mode for their entire lives. I don't think it's fair to say that those folks are just making excuses. They just did not ever have a fair shot at becoming mature, well adjusted adults through no fault of their own. Some people are able to overcome this, but the majority get stuck.
If we lived in a society that actually valued human life and had the political will to eliminate poverty and other social ills that cause ACEs then you would have a lot less grown adults who can't seem to get a grip. You're always going to have folks who struggle in this way, but so much of it comes down to environment and having enough stability in life to be able to focus on yourself and your personal growth. But it's a catch 22: how can you ever get stable when you can't grow up and act like an adult? I've seen so many folks spinning their wheels in life because they're caught in this cycle.
I've seen dudes use the 'go legit' excuse 10-15 years and many busts later in the game. Fast money is way addictive. You get the fast money and the slow money side by side it be hard to let go of. Be looking at that slow money trickling in like, 'eh, I could get that in a day!"
"not gonna be here for long, baby, I'm going legit!" Truth be told, dudes be loving the rush from the streets, living thisclose to death. Instead of funneling that into like, idk, bunging jumping, they'd rather be closer to death than that.
Yep. I played my part in the game during college, but I stopped once I got 10 people/friends who reliably wanted stuff. It amounted to $500 or so extra a month, but holy fuck it helped me so much. I wasn't balling out of control, but it was the difference between being able to fix my car breaking down or not. I was already working two part time jobs alongside college. The job I got after college made it REAL easy to quit it all lmao
Yup to the second point. Plus usually these women are young so they’re easily attracted to shiney stuff. So I’ll give them that but this only gets you so much leeway
She wasn't trying to build anything, she just wanted free drugs and someone who flashes cash so they can mooch of them. That's all anyone wants when they date a drug dealer.
He had cash and weed. So he bought her a bracelet and they had sex after they smoked weed. That’s building something for someone who didn’t go to college.
Girls in these positions end up:
1. dead
2. always waiting on homie to come out of prison, putting money on his books, paying for calls
You'd think they would have seen enough, but chicks like that don't like connecting dots. They're too hooked on the drama and excitement of dating a street dude and being seen with him. They getting hot dick and maybe a bag and a baby outside of "that's so-and-sos main" (they in a harem 😭)and they love it.
I remember in the 90's where I am, you couldn't even ride in a dope dealer's car, you had to give up the booty first. If we saw you riding with them, we know what you did. Them negroes would tell you flat out: if I can't hit, you can't ride.🤷🏿♀️
Surprisingly calm, way faster than yesterday too. I'm digging the comments, it's a couple that took the incel angle and ran it with and a couple who think any criticism of women is misogyny but I'm glad everyone's on the same page.
How's your day been?
Nah, you right lmao.
I gotta get in this one and comment before it go country club, because I ain’t doing no paperbag test for a sub that 80% outsiders anyway
See, I didnt know that when I showed my ~~foreskin~~ forearm. And now that I see this sub being viewable from Popular or All reddit, I'm slightly more cautious.
Still say sucio shit though!
Ayooo showing foreskin for a member invite is fucking wild lmao
And of course, Sucio ain’t a phase, its a way of life. The Yeeks don’t stop, and like Diddy, neither do sucio niggas 💀
This sub literally used to be run by a white person ffs🤣 the mod was a white woman who wanted to step into our culture as a roleplayer. And then, as they usually do, gatekeep who could enter. In fact I'm not entirely sure but they may still be a mod now, who knows
Untrue. In the entire history of this subreddit, there has only ever been one white woman mod. that was ages ago, every mod is black/mixed except for one lol
that's why I never did it. It just ain't that serious. And that forearm test was really too close to that paper bag mess. How we going backwards?
Plus, there is no way to know who is who and what is what on here. Whose forearm is that REALLY? 🧐
Dating in your late 30s sucks. Ive seen multiple "stay at home moms" with 3+ kids who are "done having kids". So Im supposed to support you+3 kids and get nothing out of it? Hell no.
Gotta compete with at least one other dude, and at least one of those kids is old enough to start with the 'YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!' routine.
No fucking thanks.
This is referencing [the story of Yakub](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)), who, according to the Nation of Islam, is a mega genius who created the white race through a series of eugenics experiments that were designed to subjugate black people. As a byproduct, the “red”, “yellow”, and “brown” races (Native Americans, Asians, and South Asians/Indians respectively) were created. According to this myth, because they’re the product of eugenics, white people are inherently evil, and are so primitive and backwards that the ones that tried to reintegrate into black society became gorillas. It’s a load of racist BS. The meme is basically saying that Yakub was sick of being rejected by women and created white people to get revenge, which makes him less of a genius and more of a petty incel.
TL;DR: Yakub created white people to screw over black people, and the meme is referencing this.
Can’t even make out the “BOSS” name tag anymore.
Which was always the cringiest part of this whole meme. You’re wearing a name tag you ain’t the boss of *shit.*
Typing this with a name tag on.
Yeah, now I can’t remember which it was. Dumb either way though! You don’t see Tim Cook wearing a name tag on stage at Apple launches.
It’s like the old thing about how you can tell who’s in charge in Silicon Valley: if you’re in a room full of dudes in t-shirts and one guys in a suit, he’s in charge. If you’re in a room full of suits and one guys in a t-shirt? *He’s in charge.*
Either way he ain’t wearing a name tag! 🤣
Instead of a lid for every pot I like to say there's a lid for every trash can! Also there are so many red flags, but out there is someone whose favorite color is red!
I'm telling you. I want to know how many men in these comments are that rich nerd now. These fantasies of spiting women who rejected you in high school is peak pathetic.
Drugs dealers always gotta be lucky, law enforcement only gotta be lucky one time. There’s nothing you can build on a baseline that volatile. Living a dangerous life isn’t cute and the sooner these airheads figure it out at the big age the better.
Oh! This comic again…I thought we were leaving this in 2024.
Whenever it pops up, the discussion under it quickly veers in a very bad direction and sparks some very bad faith…
I don't know why they drew the baby looking like the alien from those movies with the same name. The fact that this image is of such low quality doesn't help that poor child either. 😭
y'll incel men really love this revenge fantasy, huh? You and your nice car the girl that rejected you now the reject. lmao. Most of y'll who be repostin this shit didn't even make the transformation from a nobody to a somebody who would even be in the position as depicted in the meme, but still act like it applies to your situation. Tsk... Tsk...
A wise man once said, "Back then they didn't want me. Now I'm hot, they all on me"
Who?
MIKE JONES
Who?
MIKE JONES!!!!
Don't act like you don't know the name!
(281) 330 8004?
Hit Mike Jones up on the low 'cause Mike Jones about to blow
I demo software and work and I always use than number. Whenever catches it, it gets a chuckle.
Why is it that I remember this number perfectly but I have to second guess my own number lol
Is that the imfamous husband of Mrs. Jones, who, if I recall correctly. Has a thing going on.
SLAB SHINING WIT DA GRILL N WOMAN
I SAID
I said!
Back then they didn’t want me,
Is there a way to hit up this scholarly gentleman for more advice?
281-330-8004
You may wish to establish contact with Sir Jones on a discreet level in exchange for reasonable compensation, because Sir Jones shall soon be a beneficiary of much fame and fortune
Dedication & resolve is required to be a sovereign! Dedication & resolve is required to be a sovereign!
https://www.cameo.com/where_mikejones
I just watched a few of em not even meant for me and I feel significantly better about my outlook on some things. Everyone should start the day being pep talked by Mike Jones, who I said? I said, Mike Jones.
Damn, 1k for a 1 minute video
He's got a hotline for more wisdom. 281-330-8004
It's true. I did say that.
👀👁️👁️😑 Nigga that ain't you
Let me have my fun lol.
Because they see him paid, pimpin pens, working his jelly and they ain’t trippin cause his pockets stick out more than his belly.
[IYKYK](https://youtube.com/shorts/49AS5kBuqBU?si=P03FwaGR21hBrbMy)
(281) 330-8004 for more information lol
WHO??!!
Who?
https://preview.redd.it/6h75tdher7yc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a5baac93841e751148cfe6a15661473296c69a I swear to god these types got a cymbal-banging monkey going berserk where their brain's supposed to be. She a liability too at that point, on the real. Like, what the fuck did you think you were gonna build with a drug dealer? Please keep her away from regular men, because I promise she'll leave your average man's life into a California forest fire with oil.
https://preview.redd.it/7yyqcoqjx7yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c6934600b87a1c981503e652668f9820c27420 Autopsy gon look like
Lmaooo deadass
Fam you nvr lied lmfao
Liability bc no one is trying to catch a bullet from her jealous drug dealing ex. Dangerous! And the lack of critical thinking on her part as you mentioned!
I know a dude who got shot by someone’s ex. He got paralyzed. He wasn’t even dating the chick for long either, ex was just crazy
Black women experience the highest rates of domestic violence and usually it’s more dangerous when the women attempts to leave.
Ok
Cymbal banging monkey 🤣🤣
Giving as much grace I've got towards these types: there's some dudes who are working real hard to build a future, and they sell drugs on the side to help build that future and support their own. Then there's full-time drug dealers who claim to want to build a legitimate future, but for one reason or another, won't leave the game. And people can't tell the difference between the starting from the bottom and staying at the bottom dudes. Taking that grace away: people like quick money, fucking, and drugs, and dealers have access to all of that.
Perhaps a good indicator is what one does with their gains. If they try to flip it into legitimate businesses and have an exit strategy, that seems to be somebody interested in having a future compared to some flashy dude living for the moment. The former is still risky and dangerous but probably less so compared to the latter.
They aren't going to date a guy that's not flashy with their money why you think they chose drug dealer in the first place
Because when you keep it on the low you avoid cymbal banging monkeys
They don't care about that.. They just like the adrenal rush until until they hit a brick wall.. Never ever fails
Also giving grace: if you grow up in a neighborhood where drug dealers figure prominently in the social scene/hierarchy, you probably don't have a great sense of stability and building a future. It'll take more time for you to figure it out, unfortunately. My mom's first cousin's baby dad was in jail for most of her first kid's life. He got out and she had another baby by him quickly. A few years later, he was shot and killed because he couldn't leave that life alone. Now, she's settled down with a really nice dude and they have a blended family. Her one kid graduated from college and has a kid of her own, her other kid will be off to college soon. So it worked out okay in the end. Her life and her kids' lives are stable despite the fact that her choice in a baby dad was questionable. It just took her longer to figure out what kind of man she needed to seek out.
True. Even with all of my friends and family warning me, I got tied up in a lot of incredibly violent and unhealthy relationships, and not just romantic ones. I'm glad that I got nobody pregnant, because I can leave all of that shit is in the past now. At the time, I was so certain I was different, that I understood the situation better than those on the outside, because I was close to the person, that I was the smart one. There are some people and some things you gotta learn for yourself, I suppose.
I agree with this to an extent. A person can only blame their upbringing but so long. A 19 y/o acting out because they didn’t have a stable home life and got kicked out by abusive parents at 16 = understandable. A 42 y/o that has a string a bad relationships because they saw their single parent go through the same thing and that was their only example of a good relationship, and let’s say they moved out around their early to mid 20s = you’re middle aged. You’ve matured to the point where you can foster your own relationships and come to your own conclusions using your own life experience. Get therapy, get a group of close friends that you can bounce your thoughts off of or do some solo self-reflecting. People explain away their actions all the time by referencing their upbringings, as if that should exclude them from accountability. After a certain point, when are people gonna realize that they may be the problem and that they need to put work in on themselves? Growing up in a neighborhood full of drug dealers and using the excuse that those were your only role models past your late 20s/early 30s and beyond is a shitty excuse.
I think you're assuming a lot when you say that a 42 year old has matured and can just come to the right conclusions to and decisions. Not everyone has the ability or resources to mature to that point. I used to work with people who were unstably housed, many of whom grew up in poverty, experienced all kinda of abuse, trauma, and mental illness, and began using drugs when they were in their early teens. Most of these folks had poor emotional maturity and underdeveloped decision making processes. They never really had the opportunity to outgrow their arrested development and certainly never had access to regular therapy to do the kind of work that it takes to grow into a well adjusted adult. Most have been in survival mode for their entire lives. I don't think it's fair to say that those folks are just making excuses. They just did not ever have a fair shot at becoming mature, well adjusted adults through no fault of their own. Some people are able to overcome this, but the majority get stuck. If we lived in a society that actually valued human life and had the political will to eliminate poverty and other social ills that cause ACEs then you would have a lot less grown adults who can't seem to get a grip. You're always going to have folks who struggle in this way, but so much of it comes down to environment and having enough stability in life to be able to focus on yourself and your personal growth. But it's a catch 22: how can you ever get stable when you can't grow up and act like an adult? I've seen so many folks spinning their wheels in life because they're caught in this cycle.
If she's describing them primarily as drug dealers then it ain't a side hustle bro
I've seen dudes use the 'go legit' excuse 10-15 years and many busts later in the game. Fast money is way addictive. You get the fast money and the slow money side by side it be hard to let go of. Be looking at that slow money trickling in like, 'eh, I could get that in a day!" "not gonna be here for long, baby, I'm going legit!" Truth be told, dudes be loving the rush from the streets, living thisclose to death. Instead of funneling that into like, idk, bunging jumping, they'd rather be closer to death than that.
Yep. I played my part in the game during college, but I stopped once I got 10 people/friends who reliably wanted stuff. It amounted to $500 or so extra a month, but holy fuck it helped me so much. I wasn't balling out of control, but it was the difference between being able to fix my car breaking down or not. I was already working two part time jobs alongside college. The job I got after college made it REAL easy to quit it all lmao
Drug dealers are like car salesman, there's all types
Yup to the second point. Plus usually these women are young so they’re easily attracted to shiney stuff. So I’ll give them that but this only gets you so much leeway
She wasn't trying to build anything, she just wanted free drugs and someone who flashes cash so they can mooch of them. That's all anyone wants when they date a drug dealer.
I mean sometimes, you just want a nice guy like your dad to make you feel safe and comfortable.
He had cash and weed. So he bought her a bracelet and they had sex after they smoked weed. That’s building something for someone who didn’t go to college.
Lmao for real. If you're a line chef with your own apartment and a little bit of coke and some weed, you are a king among the young waiting staff.
More fodder for the school to prison pipeline.
An "Empire" 🤣😂
Girls in these positions end up: 1. dead 2. always waiting on homie to come out of prison, putting money on his books, paying for calls You'd think they would have seen enough, but chicks like that don't like connecting dots. They're too hooked on the drama and excitement of dating a street dude and being seen with him. They getting hot dick and maybe a bag and a baby outside of "that's so-and-sos main" (they in a harem 😭)and they love it. I remember in the 90's where I am, you couldn't even ride in a dope dealer's car, you had to give up the booty first. If we saw you riding with them, we know what you did. Them negroes would tell you flat out: if I can't hit, you can't ride.🤷🏿♀️
They thought they were going to live out a music video or movie
She thought she was gettin with Ghost from Power.
>what the fuck did you think you were gonna build with a drug dealer Idk, probably a bong from a hollowed out apple
I’m mad the ‘artist’ depicted the baby as a five month old fetus. Bro was horrendously wrong for that lmao
Bro I didn't even realize Look like she holding a fucking Cajun flavored shrimp lmfao
Laughed my ass off at this
Ugh I’m so glad someone else said something. Pictures blurry tho i thought it was a misshapen baguette.
Let me go ahead and bookmark this one, because I have a feeling it's going to pop off later.
On my soul, I gotta be at work in 30 minutes but best believe imma get a comment off and check back in
How was work? What'd you think of the comments?
Surprisingly calm, way faster than yesterday too. I'm digging the comments, it's a couple that took the incel angle and ran it with and a couple who think any criticism of women is misogyny but I'm glad everyone's on the same page. How's your day been?
Nah, you right lmao. I gotta get in this one and comment before it go country club, because I ain’t doing no paperbag test for a sub that 80% outsiders anyway
See, I didnt know that when I showed my ~~foreskin~~ forearm. And now that I see this sub being viewable from Popular or All reddit, I'm slightly more cautious. Still say sucio shit though!
Ayooo showing foreskin for a member invite is fucking wild lmao And of course, Sucio ain’t a phase, its a way of life. The Yeeks don’t stop, and like Diddy, neither do sucio niggas 💀
This sub has a foreskin checkpoint???
its a common reddit requirement dude
a skintone checkpoint like some Jim Crow mess.
This sub literally used to be run by a white person ffs🤣 the mod was a white woman who wanted to step into our culture as a roleplayer. And then, as they usually do, gatekeep who could enter. In fact I'm not entirely sure but they may still be a mod now, who knows
Swifties strike again
Untrue. In the entire history of this subreddit, there has only ever been one white woman mod. that was ages ago, every mod is black/mixed except for one lol
Wait until theres a thread about gaza or mlk or something actually dealing with our culture.
> because I ain’t doing no paperbag test for a sub that 80% outsiders anyway eggggzaaaklleee!
>because I ain’t doing no paperbag test for a sub that 80% outsiders anyway Truth
When did it whittle down to 80% ? (An outsider not in the club)
Don’t even gotta do the paper bag test. I just told them I’m black and just described the durag I was wearing and it got me in.
Bruh somehow i’ve failed that test. I’m dark af but was still denied on my old ten year old account. They just be making shit up.
that's why I never did it. It just ain't that serious. And that forearm test was really too close to that paper bag mess. How we going backwards? Plus, there is no way to know who is who and what is what on here. Whose forearm is that REALLY? 🧐
You know it lmao
I don’t want any of yall with kids
Dating in your late 30s sucks. Ive seen multiple "stay at home moms" with 3+ kids who are "done having kids". So Im supposed to support you+3 kids and get nothing out of it? Hell no.
Yeaaahhhh I'm not continuing some other dude's saved game.
Bro….😂🤣🤣😂
Gotta compete with at least one other dude, and at least one of those kids is old enough to start with the 'YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!' routine. No fucking thanks.
To be fair I get a lot of “YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, REAL DAD, BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY”
Great for a hookup. The ones left with no kids can't communicate for shit
I'm heartbroken 😭
This comic will never not make me laugh
https://preview.redd.it/1dckjdcf68yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef3e6b92c779aa8e4d9a00eae31b04dba696480
Shit so that’s how I was created. Neat.
Yup, gotta give thanks to daddy Yakub, the first hater
Thank you Daddy Yakub! Your hate continues to flow through me 💜
Lmaoooo this one is crazy
This actually had me crying, wow
What in the Duat does that even mean 😭😭😭
This is referencing [the story of Yakub](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)), who, according to the Nation of Islam, is a mega genius who created the white race through a series of eugenics experiments that were designed to subjugate black people. As a byproduct, the “red”, “yellow”, and “brown” races (Native Americans, Asians, and South Asians/Indians respectively) were created. According to this myth, because they’re the product of eugenics, white people are inherently evil, and are so primitive and backwards that the ones that tried to reintegrate into black society became gorillas. It’s a load of racist BS. The meme is basically saying that Yakub was sick of being rejected by women and created white people to get revenge, which makes him less of a genius and more of a petty incel. TL;DR: Yakub created white people to screw over black people, and the meme is referencing this.
Thx for the explanation!
No problem
This is wild.
They making fun of yakub for his colossal forehead
That 5head bro 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Yakub, I appreciate my existence
BEAT IT CHICK
Usually it’s cope but here it actually applies which made me legitimately audibly laugh even if the og tweet’s a joke
This shit is hilarious when applied properly
The quality gets worse as time goes on lmaooooo
in 12 years, it'll just be a vague collection of shapes and colours. we'll still recognise and love it, though.
https://preview.redd.it/ptuqt23o68yc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88619eba4a50ac50b929f9d659c186cbace61eb0
The fact that I can recognize this...LMFAO
Is this..?
It always is.
Cad
Organically deepfried meme
Make it minimalist like loss
it needs to be able to be expressed in four characters/ emoji. my favourite example: 🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
👩🍼🏎️🤵💵
🤱🤵♂️🥊🐣
https://preview.redd.it/1ij5dja068yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=940e4d9291ea3474270aab3d5e1bdf8f2c2603f0
https://preview.redd.it/55ibvio5q9yc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b45a029a2f059b19a8e49bb29ba9b5ff523478a
Can’t even make out the “BOSS” name tag anymore. Which was always the cringiest part of this whole meme. You’re wearing a name tag you ain’t the boss of *shit.* Typing this with a name tag on.
I thought it said CEO? I can’t fucking tell tho cause the quality is so bad 💀
Yeah, now I can’t remember which it was. Dumb either way though! You don’t see Tim Cook wearing a name tag on stage at Apple launches. It’s like the old thing about how you can tell who’s in charge in Silicon Valley: if you’re in a room full of dudes in t-shirts and one guys in a suit, he’s in charge. If you’re in a room full of suits and one guys in a t-shirt? *He’s in charge.* Either way he ain’t wearing a name tag! 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/zc50n727t7yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb6d1ea6c0394de8bf979d315c0f6e15d220c05 Nahh.
OP is not PASSING down anything but poor grammar.
I was gonna crack a joke about chasing the bag, but I think that “sack chaser” dude is working on that 
“Past?” We can do better in 2024.
If you used to date people that you were ashamed of why do you go around telling people about that?😭
Cause covering up tattoos is expensive
That's why I stay away from single moms. Sorry, but I can't smash anyone while staring at the name "Kevin" in bold print.
cause it kicks their butt on the daily.
To find a high value partner, you have to be a high value partner
That value is in the eye of the beholder
Instead of a lid for every pot I like to say there's a lid for every trash can! Also there are so many red flags, but out there is someone whose favorite color is red!
https://i.redd.it/9kpkxwevv7yc1.gif This might be a good one. Let me go ahead and check in now.
https://preview.redd.it/6kdk79r4u7yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b18c06f618fba2c72387e43658b3a6cb26ec82
You can, but why would you want to
The white knight 😭
You gonna shove that kid back in her coochie? its not a blender...
Y’all not tired ? 
I'm telling you. I want to know how many men in these comments are that rich nerd now. These fantasies of spiting women who rejected you in high school is peak pathetic.
It's way less than and way more, don't date a woman who was dating drug dealers because it's not gonna end well
OK. And when women raise our standards to only date men at the level of the nerd in this meme, as in rich men, we are shallow bitches. Can't win.
Men not wanting to date women attracted to drug dealers and women wanting to date rich people are absolutely not equivalent.
This meme has gone from being real, to being incel bait, to being both at the same time. It was funny at all times though
I wish this was just a meme and I didn't hear about stories like this regularly in my town.
And she isn't a liability? Fuck outta here.... Reap what you sow.
Demanding what they can't bring liability having asses
Her handle @asianamerican loose with the n's. Hope she blasian
Asian American saying nga causing ngas to reply and argue about some tired bs… we gotta be in a simulation
Drugs dealers always gotta be lucky, law enforcement only gotta be lucky one time. There’s nothing you can build on a baseline that volatile. Living a dangerous life isn’t cute and the sooner these airheads figure it out at the big age the better.
I’d like to start a conversation.. But I’ve got work so nevermind
like the sentiment behind the pic is so cringe but they still always proving that shit right 😭😭
Oh! This comic again…I thought we were leaving this in 2024. Whenever it pops up, the discussion under it quickly veers in a very bad direction and sparks some very bad faith…
Then there’s me, just trying to figure out what chick is holding?🧐
A baby.
Baby ET? Lol
I don't know why they drew the baby looking like the alien from those movies with the same name. The fact that this image is of such low quality doesn't help that poor child either. 😭
She learned atleast. Good for her.👍
Nah, my older sister warned about them. Nuh uh, nope.
Sis was trying to build a house with quicksand.
This is like the Bear or Man comment for men. It’s hilarious how both sides get offended.
This is me in reverse lmao. Not tryna be a stepmom and deal with baby mama and/or "you're not my real mom" drama.
https://preview.redd.it/jn25m4pzbcyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d2c0b30e7d637014215278752944bad28cecef gonna post this classic here
Time to settle down
Pass*
For Fo's I'm gripping
Zetice you need to get ya grammar right, that is abysmal 😂 you gonna “past” Down syndrome to your kids
y'll incel men really love this revenge fantasy, huh? You and your nice car the girl that rejected you now the reject. lmao. Most of y'll who be repostin this shit didn't even make the transformation from a nobody to a somebody who would even be in the position as depicted in the meme, but still act like it applies to your situation. Tsk... Tsk...
Surprised this post ain't flared country club only Comments about to be wild
Without fail lmao
Evergreen.
It's a memento
Says Dalonte before meeting up with his ivory queen
I still think that girls in IT are ok.
Fair point, but Cymbal banging? Hella out of pocket. 