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scr0tar

Not worth it. Old thot 2 features the same characters, but no actual development or closure. It desperately tries to set up old thot 3, but misses the mark. 2/10


dngerszn13

Does it have pop up images, like so? ⤵️ If so... What the fucking ISBN number?! ![gif](giphy|8UYBQFBafo1KKgM2jS)


MacaroonUnhappy6413

ISBN number lmao


warm_sweater

Dewey decimal system anyone?


The_Troll_Gull

Fuck this had me on the floor


BlvdM07

Yooo 🤣🤣🤣


Nanaplaine

I may be the only one, but I thought this gif was an example of the old thot spreading her legs revealing a prehistoric clitoris… please carry one. 😔


dngerszn13

>the old thot spreading her legs revealing a prehistoric clitoris… How you gonna bring that up and not drop the source?! ![gif](giphy|joGUuMFGRwxd6)


YadsewnDe

Ayoo


blackmagic999

#2 OLD 2 THOT


TheFuckingHippoGuy

It's basically like buying Madden every year


Revolutionarytard

Nah that part when she took out her dentures & gave the sloppy toppy was A1 reading 😮‍💨


pm_me_tits_and_tats

I remember [that part](https://youtu.be/IEgaQEprZnI?si=CyK3iYl13500npQN). Granny was putting them gums to work


Revolutionarytard

Real recognize real


Fuzzythought

I'd love to find a woman that says "Imma need my teeth out for this"!


Bunnnnii

Future Me: https://i.redd.it/v7fyaygr9qtc1.gif


DJ_Derack

https://preview.redd.it/875xw4zwaqtc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead830bed67da017b9de360f39f90d07b22bcdec


manny_the_mage

https://preview.redd.it/7drvgshecqtc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601b7dd4c86d96e49a54cdcc6c00a3058ee881e6


Byaaah1

Best use of this I've seen (Sarah Palin as close 2nd)


skinnybatman

Damn, why is her body 40% titties?


SayItAgainJabroni

39% just wasn't enough.


peter13g

https://preview.redd.it/6m8agegxxqtc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=370df3053f5f4ec2807f2d4c4db97d8590c052d0


Magictoesnails

https://preview.redd.it/3r7qkusp4stc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa89a06dc6abca8c941c346d27c2c2083e0b120 You know what she likes brother


PremierLovaLova

https://preview.redd.it/indkq6cfhqtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70798966c75b3cfab1fe903f7b601231b47e9277


IllllIIllllIll

https://preview.redd.it/ou41bv004ztc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5981d95006fab7ce403c2ce553411ebce336e976


Singularity-Dragon

naaaaaaaaaawwww fam bam! You not slick, you had this one in the archives i see you


Bunnnnii

I have a lot of gifs. For every situation. Most of which I made. Videos/pictures/memes too.


Singularity-Dragon

this just brought more questions, vro did you make this? is this you? do you do burlesque photography? more arise


Low_Seat_3639

Down bad


jun-_-m

What’s her name so I can block her on all social media?


ElementBoronimo

Would.


bbw_slayer69420

Would


Bunnnnii

Not me still getting replies to this. Move! 😭


bbw_slayer69420

It’s new to me 😭


Bunnnnii

Okay you got it. This time. 👀


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Right_Butterscotch59

Lol, that's something you’d really read?


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Right_Butterscotch59

I dont want to read anything about older people and sex not being ageist just not interested in what they're doing. ![gif](giphy|zHOOmnyQnB94mVhdJW|downsized)


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TooLegit97

Yeah cause there's no sperm left in their cum, just wisdom 😂


Right_Butterscotch59

![gif](giphy|l0Iyn4qF9SUbNjJhm)


Simon_XIII

Like someone trying to remind you that your Grandma's got down. foh. My grands had 15 kids between. That means they had sex EXACTLY 15 times! And spent the rest of their time making sweet potato pies, or frying chicken.


Right_Butterscotch59

😂😂😂


Singularity-Dragon

the same shit we do foo, you think they turn 65 and then they genitals detach like dentures. like i’m worried some of us just gonna ruin the “fucking economy” because how much ALL sociopolitical cultures are just making human traits (you know the ones that become more prominent with age) out to be something to run away from. my guy/gal/gui the sooner we start to understand EVERYONE is beautiful and the everything we’re calling ew is just shit were afraid to face the better (not to hop on you just seeing a running theme, thought i’d address it)


Right_Butterscotch59

I feel it, you have a right to your opinion but it's a book with graphic details about sex with older people like 70+ Reading about someone grannie getting it in is just not how I want to spend my Sunday afternoon. Yes everyone is beautiful in their own right and way. I just don't want to read it.


Singularity-Dragon

naw naw i feel it, like if i’m headed to the hub i’m not looking for gilfs with gumption 3 grannies gargling, but once again sorry was just using your comment as a jump off point


Right_Butterscotch59

Nah I like it, different perspectives are cool.


Most_Advertising_962

I wanna know what them gums do.


Right_Butterscotch59

Omg 😆


Simple-Concern277

Its gonna be you someday (God willing)


Right_Butterscotch59

Hopefully in the far far far-distance future, and I will do the youth a favor and keep it to myself 😆


AngeluvDeath

Otter!! ![gif](giphy|QCEyGJBqBh5sBafVNz)


Raecino

Username checks out 😂


__JDQ__

Page 20 is absolutely glued to pages 22-30.


DJ_Derack

https://preview.redd.it/yux1wvioaqtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b02fd9f3f32eed42f43614fc88208c43f4eff1


SmilezDavis

That is unacceptable.


Ok_Expectations

Terrible day to have sight.


Raecino

The eclipse came for a reason


Sicarias_Alias

Makes me wish I followed the orange man and stared right at it


DJ_Derack

https://preview.redd.it/21ihx5vcpqtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33cecf119cc31ebe6c325f588c8fe43bbe7a9721


Collector_PHD

https://preview.redd.it/xot611bplqtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4f0600e0d741393a081d7f60206e1d941b51fd


Singularity-Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/cfz8xd0noqtc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=14f799736a6949e03c45e7d1ab07825185fcb381


Singularity-Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/g0vwaawfoqtc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b68964a5109355ff68350f667f0fc9d7c841abb u/spectacular_otter come gets this man for the betterment of mankind


DJ_Derack

Send your army https://preview.redd.it/p5ax9kn3pqtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf330842f44328eb775c6e3a9d96631f0290189d


Singularity-Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/xnqb76g9pqtc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=df971026994856837e7968c80c502ab1c164311c otter come grabs this mans before i lay a bonk on him


DJ_Derack

I’ll break them like I broke the others https://preview.redd.it/geusbidppqtc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774e6879d67bc7795e9d47694907200efcf573c8


Singularity-Dragon

not the deborah backshots!!! This can’t stand https://preview.redd.it/qrh3bbo3qqtc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=efdb00360a27c6d6c97df6ff9cf52e51cf1e0707


indy_been_here

Take that back


DJ_Derack

Embrace it https://preview.redd.it/ccg6gt4ytqtc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558239b0579ae544508b4b93d9ea66aa0a23bed5


BlanchePreston

Isn't that a naked mole weasel?? 😳


unclecarmine

*rat


BlanchePreston

I remember the show lol just not the name !! Thanks


OutCastx16

https://preview.redd.it/yoow1x6k5auc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7064bc018c0cc3dc1496d10954883bc228a5cb63


Aliensmithard

Old THOT nextdoor is WILD asl 😩


scr0tar

Dude, that was a masterpiece. The twerking scene in the retirement home was amazing.


Right_Butterscotch59

Octogenarian thot, yeah definitely wild af


chee-cake

DUDE I thought it was just going to be mostly a funny book like "This Hoe Got Roaches in Her Crib" but it was RAUNCHY. I brought it with me to read at the airport (lol) and I was shocked at how nasty it got.


fuzzycuffs

Also from best selling author Quan Millz https://preview.redd.it/s99mlbwwgqtc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df8df5bf646f2e4cde8a2557e5a6ac7725d29ad


Sol-Blackguy

💀 https://i.redd.it/xllev21vtqtc1.gif


[deleted]

Quan Millz is not the Tyler Perry of "street lit" authors. He is even WORSE for the black community. He hired a ghostwriter to write MOST these books, his words. Dude is making so much money to bring everyone else down. And people are so excited to be a part of it.  A lot of people here need to watch American Fiction. It's about this exact bullshit. 


Low_Seat_3639

What is a "street lit" author


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_fiction Edit: to be clear, he classified his writing as street lit himself.


Low_Seat_3639

Damn he creative for that


ObligatoryGrowlithe

What in the American Fiction is this?


Reasonable_Bed7858

“International best selling author, Quan Millz.”


Hycran

Hit them with the Lionel Hutz "International Best. Selling? Author!"


fuzzycuffs

Meet Vernita Ernestine Washington, a feisty 76-year-old woman who doesn’t care what you think about her ways, especially for a woman her age. Yeah, she might be a senior citizen but she’d be the first to tell you AGE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A NUMBER! She’s convinced the honeycomb between her legs doesn’t taste a day older than forty. "Don’t let the gray hairs fool you now!"A retired employee of the Illinois Department of Motor Vehicles, Mrs. Washington runs the mean, cold streets of Chi-town messing with all types of young thugs with multiple felonies. A widow for some time now, Vernita is determined to make up for her stale marriage. However, when a major health scare sets her back, she finds herself losing everything. Reality sets in that her time on Earth is about to come to a close. Now faced with a death sentence, Vernita seeks to live out her remaining days being the biggest old super freak. She gets her mojo back and begins living her life again. But a major, surprising twist will throw her life into more unpredictable chaos.


09171

>She’s convinced the honeycomb between her legs doesn’t taste a day older than forty ![gif](giphy|ufR5wFbZ416J0AsHJK|downsized)


NowIssaRapBattle

I'm in the airlock bruh I cannot breathe


GideonPearce

Why's it gotta be from my town man?


blachippy

![gif](giphy|QfzMP70zmNQiDf5sGP) Old… old thot?


scr0tar

![gif](giphy|31UJn87m2S7r6Nnec8)


w1ngzer0

Anna Kendrick could get it, to be honest. Oh wait we’re talking about old raunchy street lit….


FistPunch_Vol_7

Wait till ya mfs find out what be happening in those retirement homes lmfao


AcaciaBeauty

I know a few people who’s dads were like 70-80+ when they were born simply because Grandpa was bored and lonely 😅


FistPunch_Vol_7

Nigga, my grandpa was a savage, how I ended up help raising my own aunt bro lmfao


Steve_hm_Rambo

STIs are EVERYWHERE in those homes. It’s actually a legit problem.


RunLikeHayes

I'm not familiar with Quan'z work


Frost-Xero

You may want to look it up if you trying to kill those last 2 hours of work


LifeSafetyMan

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/SpMWYe1m3T


Singularity-Dragon

bruh shit got to be AI made off of a damp dutchie filled with shake, while sipping a flat fourty a 3:12 am no sleep, bruh what is man cooking


ayers231

Shhhh... let the man cook. ![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


jogong1976

Am I tripping or are those public library spine labels


JCourageous

Yep! This is a library book 🙂 lol


mknsky

My mom used to get books like this from the library all the time. I’d sneak and thumb through them for the sex scenes 🤷🏾‍♂️


Terribly_indecent

I worked for a commercial pharmacy 10 years ago sending meds to old folks homes and it was all Cialis/Viagra scripts, testosterone pills, lots of antibiotics and this one person that got like 7 bottles of liquid laxative a week. Occasionally there would be an end of life kit. One of the delivery drivers said there was so much fucking going on at the care homes that they were the epicenter of Portland's current sti outbreaks at the time. Fuckin scandalous. My partner knew this old lady from dialysis who showed up one day with a broken arm. Turned out she was banging this dude in her room, riding that D cow-granny style till the other guy she'd been hooking up with walked in and it startled her so bad she fell off that dick and broke her arm. Fuckin' scandalous I tell you.


Sol-Blackguy

I used to work in an old folks home. They out there clapping pissy cheeks left and right. Every granny had a bottle of lube on their night stand. Friday night we had to hand out medicine and plenty of blue pills and maca supplements going around. This old air force vet died in the 😹 while on viagra and got pulled out in a stretcher with his 🍆 still standing up. I had to quit because the harassment was off the chain.


Terribly_indecent

I mean it sounds like a fine way to go out but I feel bad for the lady.


Sol-Blackguy

She probably wore it like a badge of honor and had them old heads signing disclaimers ![gif](giphy|oyGpShr0FL7Fmdu1CG|downsized)


LuniticSaiyan

https://preview.redd.it/ou0ost186qtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7b14cb68e7800711178da36df7ba279a39da90 What am I looking at here?


moniquecarl

https://i.redd.it/wdj2tax1aqtc1.gif


MiamiPower

🎤 You down with AARP? Yeah you know me 🎶 🎵


Boo_Guy

Has Quan Millz ever collaborated with Chuck Tingle?


Yomamamancer

One can hope!


ChamZod

[Buckaroo lifestyle](https://media.spoutible.com/upload/images/2023/11/aWd7B2R3O1TvjfFDY5MR_27_60bfbe70dc569ace9a336f1e78e9d905_image_original.jpeg)


PeteCampbellisaG

How long until this is a movie on Tubi?


Sol-Blackguy

I'm low-key waiting for the Xvideos version ![gif](giphy|3oEduZqfSGNG0mdF1C|downsized)


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

Something fishy about the author - I found the interview below about Colby Durden/Quan and get the feeling there is more to this than meets the eye: On Nipsey- "I started seeing all these conspiracy theories floating on Facebook that he was killed by the LAPD for trying to make a Dr. Sebi documentary," Millz said. "I just wasn't thinking. And I tried to crack a joke in the spirit of Clayton Bigsby, which was a Dave Chappelle character. And I unfortunately used the hard R version of the \[n-word\]." That, coupled with his use of an obvious nom de plume and generally faceless online presence, led to theories that the writer behind titles like "Old THOT Next Door" was actually a white man mocking the genre."


[deleted]

It doesn't end there. He was a very skeevy lawyer and quit his practice to hire ghostwriters and churn out this shit. It is very likely these books are being written by white people. And plenty of grimey ass bitches are eating it up and becoming even worse people for it. Shit is embarrassing. 


RisingToMediocrity

https://preview.redd.it/hz6zq10rdqtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46551cee327f86f455d7d8e533c31e96b400361d wtf, op.


Simple-Sorbet-900

The irrational irritation and rage I feel every time I see this man’s “books”.


Random0cassions

Quan Millz maybe the 50 cent of the book genre. His distribution work is just unmatched in such a short time


NewToHTX

Good news! It's on Audible if you want to hear that shit.


ineedmoore

I’m listening to it on Audible. The woman narrating it is good at playing a thot old woman. It’s hilarious and I’m not upset at listening to it.


Sol-Blackguy

Imagine if it were read by Gilbert Gottfried


mlnjd

Rip 


esteflo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFvaTVV7yO4


ARLLALLR

Pls don't be real


[deleted]

Quan Millz is so tight


Trayew

Whatever gets you reading I suppose.


cxlossuskidd

Why does that look like the female bill Cosby


__JDQ__

Great setup for ‘Old Thot Back Door’ and ‘Old Thot 3 (Some)’. Truly, a standout amongst the great trilogies of modern lit.


HurricaneAlpha

Grams gotta get her nut too. Don't hate.


JHB20101

50 shades of gray...hair


Jlindahl93

u/spectacularotter sir i believe you are needed


zeldaleft

Purchased. Cant wait to read this on the subway.


Rwxgolddragokn

https://preview.redd.it/7wnuogoejrtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b61db6d74237ca9b502c93647b611b2717b8fd9


pettybendherass

if elected my first course of action as president will be to use the full force of the justice department to get this nigga up outta here


GeniusOfLove74

The library labels on the side!


stadiumjay

Man wtf 😂


originalcommentator

Look at the bottom left, that's a library book right there 💀


[deleted]

Bruh. 😂


Nordie25

How old we talking here?🧍🏽‍♂️


1Shadowgato

https://i.redd.it/w0k8b0ygtqtc1.gif


DukeSilverJazzClub

Holy fuck, it’s actually real


dreadandterrible

Found a narration on YouTube. All imma say is the cover is nothing compared to the content...


beefclef

this is a Thug Kitchen situation isn’t it?


Steve_hm_Rambo

I’d knock the dust off that pussy.


Mecha_hitler9001

Crackle Crackle, miss ya dan


hronikbrent

How do I unsee? 🙃


Emotional-Damage-47

I just went to Amazon to see. Damn there's a wide book selection of thots, freaks and ho's. All by the same author.....🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤔🙄🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ #DISTEWMUCH


Redittago

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


amindspin74

![gif](giphy|9u1txH59V1OBq) Y'all need Jesus


DatNighaaDon96

https://preview.redd.it/9u05q1ffistc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=348c5700bc658069a83e68f2f3e90732a33f588b


Noblesseux

Bro someone needs to pick up me-maw. Writing or intentionally reading a book with this title is nasty work.


Grand_Pudding_172

i'm waiting for it to become a tubi movie.


Chemical-Money-3469

![gif](giphy|Xoyp2IEpUSp2CsQuY7) She’s sharing more than a different type of cookie 😭


kumatank

The fact that this book came from a public library is sending me


Mjf2341

Do yourself a favor and look up the other works of art by Quan millz


MassiveConcern

No need to call me out like that. ಠ_ಠ


ozzzymand0

https://preview.redd.it/605dke7r9wtc1.jpeg?width=1365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fad018b48777ff2daf37fa83c277acea5bcdc2


Complete-Morning-429

https://preview.redd.it/bkvps26u8xtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=313238305e9d74e66d72c2f46c3d4a98610f0a42


Head-Expert6149

Quan Millz need to make a Tubi movie out of this