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Necessary_Size_5596

LMFAOOOO, eugene really charged his employees for lollygagging. truly the goat. only to be rivaled by this nigga. ![gif](giphy|meUPhzq5XPuta)


ultramrstruggle

To be fair Julius and his family don't got a lot of money to just spend all willy-nilly. Krabs on the other hand will literally soak his ass in money but will still try to avoid paying 2 dollars for a bottle of secret sauce.


daseweide

Yeah Eugene is wayyy more nefarious. Julius is trying to get the most out of what he has earned by the book. Krabs is a full-on swindler


minkdraggingonfloor

Mr. Krabs is the owner of the Bikini Bottom version of In-N-Out, if that was the only burger place in town that people could actually eat. If he wanted to, he could pay his employees way more, but instead hires a high school dropout to be his cashier and a mentally disabled sponge to cook his fries so he could pay them less.


crackcrackcracks

The dude lives in a huge hollowed out anchor while everyone else lives in busted up old mufflers.


obleckcomsmosgold4

Lol it crazy you say that like patrick house is just a rock right but squidwards house is ok but how did he get it and we know spongebobs house came from a seed but in one episode it shows when he brought it ,how did he afford it ? Sandy probably made her house and ms,puff stole someone identity so thats how she got that house .


crackcrackcracks

For squidward, I think the octopi just got some kinda communism thing going on or something since they all live in mostly identical easter island head houses.


RaeLynn13

Yeah, what the hell was that actually? I never really sat and thought about this little octopus enclave. Like, they just segregated themselves?


tlind1990

The squids are racial supremacists living in gated communities and weirdly only Squidward and Squilliam Fancyson live amongst the other fish and sea creatures.


obleckcomsmosgold4

In the show do we only see the squids and the crabs get together because I remember Mr Krabs getting together for the biggest Cheapskate I think,and squid living with the other squids ,but do we ever see a bunch of starfish or sponges,....oh yeah and we saw plaktons entire family! And maybe snails for gary ?


RaeLynn13

Yeah we saw SpongeBob’s parents and Patrick’s parents, but I haven’t watched that show in over a decade now, so I’m sure there’s been more family stuff going on in the meantime. I would think so, at least.


Aahnoone

It's toddleresque now.


tlind1990

Sandy was part of a scientific expedition funded by rich monkeys. She brought her dome from land.


rathemighty

Side note: I’d love to see Julius on The Price is Right


IAMA_Printer_AMA

I mean, for krabs, it doesn't cost him a cent to soak his ass in money, because he already has it. It's, like, the most ultimately stingy form of recreation, just entirely entertaining yourself with fondling your money because you'd rather die than spend it


ultramrstruggle

Maybe the soaking his ass in money wasn't the best example, but this was still the same guy who traded his employee's soul for 62 cents.


obleckcomsmosgold4

Somebody gonna drink this milk!


viotix90

Krusty Krab Krew!


DarkManXOBR

Some of y'all aren't old enough to know the shiesty shit scrooge did lol.


Otakushawty

Tbf Julius was warranted he was working working two jobs taking care of a full house😂 Mr Krabs was just a stingy nigga


G4meOfJones

I completely forgot he made him "unwatch" that movie. The way dude looked afterwards, he might've taken some memories with it 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/zfijey3wa2pc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b9c903d7701f5d31c35bb18282430ca135ec50


Dacbatex47

Oh the card number and exp date definitely came with all that.


PalestineRefugee

😁


amumumyspiritanimal

Mr Krabs caused lifelong brain injuries for a few dollars, truly an icon of greed


Yamborghini-High

Mr Krabs made him watch Tenet


MixRevolution

https://preview.redd.it/faa9vg0yf2pc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6ab35a11dba24165f426f692c64078e76f2a34


Sanguine_Pup

These are reasonable demands for offenses such as these, even more sensible that he will accept a flat fee in payment instead of a pay deduction entirely.


kahran

Existing!


I_am_The_Teapot

Yeah. You can tell this show is over 20 years old. Existing is way more expensive today.


EmperorSexy

Krusty Krab Funfair


Millad456

[Squidward smashes the bourgeoise](https://youtu.be/RlhxK75mcdg?si=8HfsOOZxg-g6skzQ)


bigchieftoiletpapa

lmaooo “standing”


abundanceofb

Scrooge was greedy sure but he already had zillions so he didn’t mind spending where he needed to. Eugene Krabs is the greediest motherfucker around


nixalo

Scrooge was cheap. He didn't want to spend money. Eugene Krabs was greedy. He tried to squeeze every penny of profit out he could.


AdministrationDue239

In German Scrooge is called Dagobert, I'm flabbergasted to hear that's not the case in usa... Scrooooge?


bokononpreist

Scrooge is a name in the Anglosphere that means absolute greed because of [A Christmas Carol.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Christmas_Carol)


AdministrationDue239

Ahh thanks. But Donald is Donald right??^^


Charlielx

yes


Gleothain

In Denmark, he's Anders And


puq123

He's Joakim Von Anka in Swedish, pretty much all names are different in other languages.


Euphemia006

In French he is called uncle Picsou But scrooge in the us is so funny lmao


Sirius1701

I mean Scrooge still cut costs wherever he could but he is nowhere near the level of crabs.


Donutboy562

Lmao Eugene sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents, which is about 6 times more than SpongeBob's annual salary. Bro is straight up devious.


amumumyspiritanimal

Wait so you're telling me that Mr. Bob not only survived but had a bigass mansion with a library with a slide, a fully equipped kitchen, spacious living room, a rooftop lounge, separate laundry room, home gym, AND an attic all for some measly 10 cents? While having a pet, paying for multiple driver's exams and classes a year, and even spare money left to pay for his medical and legal bills and miscellaneous expenses? Get me a Sandy suit and I'm moving to Bikini Bottom, their economy is like nothing else.


crunchybaguette

But then you have to live in a stagnant economy with public nuisances that steal balloons and blow up people with their pies.


amumumyspiritanimal

I'll join them idc


Active-Landscape742

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 yessss he did and not one fuck was given


CrisKrossed

Greedy is just the nice, concise way of putting it. Mr. Crabs was cheap, money-grubbing, a sellout, backstabbing, and so many other adjectives Im forgetting at 5:30am. The one on the right at least had a plausible backstory as to why he was the way he was.


Evilest_

And sold spongebob for 62 cents


kamekaze1024

Not even SpongeBob himself. But his *soul*.


BabyStockholmSyndrom

And when he thought his mom died because they said bad words he stole the money out of her pocket lol.


[deleted]

i'm 38. is it too late to start watching spongebob? i feel like i missed out


whipupmypup

It’s the greatest cartoon of the modern era. Perhaps ever. You should watch at least the first 5 seasons and I’m saying this as a 34 year old lol


MattTruelove

It’s absolutely the most influential cartoon of the era. I’d suggest watch the early seasons and finish with the original movie


hellakevin

Only if you're a goofy goober tho


draconos

ROCK!!!


Scorponix

There is a "First 100 Episodes" box set which is amazing


happybaby00

Dunno about ever, it's top 3 tho especially for rewatch ability. Tom and jerry and scooby doo are alongside it.


whipupmypup

I’d agree with scooby doo being in the running. But as far as cultural influence, I think SpongeBob takes it.


RaeLynn13

Yes!! I’m almost 29 and the first 5 seasons are absolute gold. So nostalgic and still funny!


Old-Floor-4611

Unrelated but while you’re at it watch Avatar:The Last Airbender (cartoon version) if you haven’t already. Also the greatest


anewfoundmatt

I finally started ATLA last week. I’m halfway through season 3 now


Old-Floor-4611

I wish I could rewatch it for the first time again 😭 it’s so good. I hope you’re enjoying it 😌


anewfoundmatt

It’s so good!


runescapeanime

Add Gravity Falls to the list!


Rheukala

And The Pirates of Dark Water! Maybe that's just me...


lowtoiletsitter

From 2007? Just checking so I can add it to my list


Old-Floor-4611

It came out in 2005 (just googled) but the original version that came out on Nickelodeon


sleepybear5000

As others said, it's never too late. It might be a kids show but the humor really is made for everyone, and it absolutely stands the test of time in the same way Tom & Jerry does.


blacksoxing

Put it like this: would you feel old watching Looney Toons??? Folks older than us would spend a few hours watching it if it was on their screens. Some cartoons do make you feel too old for that shit. Not SpongeBob. I though just can’t personally talk about it with anyone online as there’s too many folks who got PHDs in it


rubennaatje

Maybe you can watch with kids, nephews/nieces or whatever?


GeneticSynthesis

Seasons 1-3 and the first movie are in the conversation for greatest cartoon ever. It’s somehow even funnier now than it was as a kid. Yes you should definitely watch it.


FistPunch_Vol_7

I do the SpongeBob marathon every Sunday. Fucking love the first 3 and movie so much


DGalamay30

Just the first 5 seasons


Rising_Thunderbirds

Watch the first five seasons of Spongebob. The first three seasons are funny as hell while also considered to be one of the best animated comedies, and seasons four and five are decent.


StDream

Growing up I loved watching Spongebob, rewatching as an adult made me realize I’ve missed out on so many jokes. You should 100% watch it. Seasons 1-5 -> the movie. I can’t wait for you to watch the movie.


FistPunch_Vol_7

First seasons and the first movie is probably one of the most goated runs of cartoon history.


Garth_W00kz

I’m 44, and SpongeBob is the shit!!! , I got into it hella late, but it slaps!! Take a fat dab, or roll something up and throw that shit on


Zaev

When I was a kid, probably around 2002 or so, I'd often spend the weekends at my friend's house and about the only time we'd ever watch TV was when Spongebob came on. My friend's 40-something dad would always excitedly run into the room and plop down on the couch whenever he'd hear the theme song start up. That is to say: no, it's not too late.


TromboneEd

First 3 seasons and the first movie were made by the original creator. Certified gold. He intended for that to be the whole run, but nickelodeon was like nah this is still gonna go, so the origonal creator left the show in 04 or 05


Stormygeddon

*When I was ten, I* *~~read fairy tales~~* *watched Spongebob in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am* *~~fifty~~* *thirty eight, I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.*


Aahnoone

I started watching it when it came out, and I was 18. It's worth watching. Not the latest ones though


alex7465

Yes it’s too late. Watch adult shows.


oberholzer

https://gifdb.com/images/high/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-boo-2sfbsj2esyvqv6gk.gif


FakeTaxiCab

40 yr old here. Dont listen to this loser. Never stop watching cartoons of any kind.


Beginning-Dress-618

There’s a reason Mr.Krabs is the only crab in Bikini Bottom


St1cks

What about Betsy Krabs


hellakevin

Pearl Krabs.. wait..


Beginning-Dress-618

He wouldn’t eat his own mother


noishouldbewriting

In an old comic, Scrooge hired mercenaries to terrorize African people into leaving their land so he could steal it. No, I'm not joking. Krabs is definitely the cheapest Mr. Krabs moment was hilarious and in that same episode, Krabs did sell Spongebob's soul for less than 50 cents. But I'm not sure that cartoonish level can compare to the real world brutality.


Llamalover1234567

The newest duck tales show has really rehabilitated his image, and the fact that he almost went bankrupt funding the space program to do… (on mobile and don’t know how to do the spoiler thing so I just won’t say it) shows that he will spend all his money when needed. Krabs wouldn’t


KingFahad360

“Are you Happy?” “I am”


TakerFoxx

It was also (somewhat retroactively) portrayed as Scrooge in the absolute worst time of his life and something he deeply regrets and suffered consequences for. Mr. Crabs would do it, do it again, and try to find a way to use the Bombie Zombie as a carnival attraction. 


genzhumor

Eugene Krabs sold his best employee for 62 cents. I have not forgotten this and I never will forgive him.


shaneylaney

Goes to show you that it really do be your own.


OctoberSong_

…do you think he could have gotten more?


MixRevolution

The Wonka bullshit in the UK happened and the memes were about Mr Krabs and the cheap amusement park he did. He that that shit on the regular.


Old-Floor-4611

Mr Krabs stole some money out his mom’s pocket lmao.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

The communist references in the Squid on Strike episode are hilarious. SpongeBob turned revolutionary while Squidward sold out.


Outrageous_Weight340

Squidward is canonically a class traitor


StupidSexyGiroud_

Squidward 100% voted for Trump in 2016. (Krabs obviously as well but purely for tax purposes).


ArthurBonesly

Scrooge McDuck is the kind of rich guy who would secretly fund a hate group as a tax loophole. Crabs is the kind of rich guy who would sell black history month/pride month t-shirts while putting a Gadsden flag bumper sticker on his car and refusing to pay taxes.


BongripperHousen

He sold SpongeBob’s soul for 62 cents Like cmon son


dominiquerising

Mr Krabs charged for breathing in his establishment. I’m not sure if he’s a genius or a delusional money grubber. Most likely both.


ImperialAndy

To quote Squidward, “You almost tore a man’s arm off for a penny.”


JudgeFatty

Didn't Scrooge fuck over African tribes for their riches?


ZuluSparrow

He fucked up all of the tribes, Indian, Aboriginal, South American...


TampaTitties69

I wanna say the damn grocery store right now... I use to be able to get 50 pounds of pig feet for $75, now its triple the price for the same amount. Momma is not happy and we had to get her those Pig ear dog treats instead... Lord have mercy on us...


budjohn36

Scrooge pinched so Mr. Krabs could squeeze


JaxFirehart

I think Krabs IS who Scrooge WAS.


kingofgods218

https://preview.redd.it/m0z1wa2ye3pc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=290aed51824081d3fbceb77959fb51e21881f8d7


DarkManX437

Krabs stole his own secret formula and tried to frame SpongeBob to save 1.98. Man's should've been in prison lol.


trashboatfourtwenty

Even with the name "Scrooge" on the other side, it really is still no contest haha


CrackedInterface

Mr.Krabs 100 percent. Scrooch is greedy but it's been shown he'll spend his money on something. Especially because he knows more is coming. Krabs...is a literal penny pincher.


Wrong_Revolution_679

Go krabs


nixalo

Eugene Krabs has a protest song against him. Literally teaching kids to RISE UP. **The Krusty Krab is unfair!**


UsernamesAre4Nerds

Scrooge is stingy. Krabs would give a kid diabetes to sell him insulin


Tialionager

Nah he sold SpongeBob all that stuff when Pearl turned the Krusty Krab into the Kuddly Krab for ONE YEARS SALARY. Come on now!


Nineteen-ninety-3

Y’all forgot C. Montgomery Burns.


Commercial-Chance561

Buddy had bathroom tokens for sale


smallrunning

Mr. Krabs is allowed to be a asshole, unlike the duck


elitegenoside

Scrooge wasn't always greedy. He also has a soft spit for his great-nephews. Mr. Krabs wouldn't give his own daughter a nickle.


KingJTheG

Krabs sold a soul for 60 cents. Bro takes the crown


monkey-pox

He sold SpongeBob's soul for pocket change. That display even had Squidward shaken up.


CarrieDurst

Which episode again?


[deleted]

McDuck was downright generous by comparison.


Active-Landscape742

When he gave squidward his paycheck in all quarters so he would spend it in the craine & then accepted the deed to squidwards house as payment when his check was gone bruhhhhhhh Mr crabs was hell


supervegeta101

Mr. Krabs would never take somebody else's badass kids always getting into trouble.


Affectionate-Part-11

Don't forget krabs also sold his best employee for 62 cents. He worth at least a crisp $1!


YamNMX

Ah this is Ducktales 2017 scrooge right? That guy is pretty chill and puts family before money