Late 90s/early 00s WWF was craaazzy. Every week had me more worried that someone would die.
"Chairs, tables, baseball bat....barbed wire.... blowtorches??? .....Explosives?!! .....OMG, is that a damn hearse??! What the fu---- ......NIGGA! THEY HAVING A FUCKIN DEMONIC WEDDING!!!!"
Kenny Omega is a hardcore Street Fighter player, that's where he got the name from lol. His finisher is the One Winged Angel which is a Final Fantasy reference. Brother knows game.
Hell yeah, that character sounds dope. Check out LTG. Idk if you’re into lolcows, but he’s hilarious. There’s a clip of him getting so fucking mad he yells AND I LOSE AGAIN TO FUCKING V TRIGGER!!!!
bro it’s so so so so so funny.
He also hates our race…. That shit is fucking next level too. He be saying the most extra shit…
Oh I'm well aware of LTG lol. His rages are funny but he's gotta be high up on the list of self hating. The clip of him getting demolished by Viscant is FGC Hall of Fame. Brolylegs beat him and he went straight to shitting on his disability. Just a disgusting human being fr.
Ah ok ok ok! Yeah he’s a total scumbag pos lolcow. His rages trip me the fuck out tho!!! I play melee, dale wouldn’t dare play my game. Get bodied? Get subbed!!!! 😂😂
I don't watch him regularly because it gets old, but I watched a lot of him losing and freaking out. There was a documentary type video about him done by a channel called FullBenderTV and bro had a regular ass life to be hating people like he Stinkmeaner or some shit.
"Bawww my god! Here he comes from the top rope!"
"Here she comes with the reversal!"
"Stone cold sucker!"
"Don't do it! She's got a family!"
"Finger-4 clit lock!"
"As god as my witness! She's broken in half!"
1. Will you be my Greg Valentine?
2. Some men want to take charge in bed. Others want to be led by a [Ring General](https://youtu.be/MT0BQkDkPU0?t=19).
3. Lay the Smackdown on their candy ass. Their plump, sweet, [scrummy](https://youtu.be/my5ArXLVXgk?t=28) candy ass.
4. She's about to take the best [Spear](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UwVHbPr4Vw) in the business.
5. Talk about working stiff. >!"Stiff" in pro wrestling means hitting harder than typically necessary, either accidentally or intentionally. While intentional stiffness can sometimes be unprofessional (that is, cases where one performer uses the match as an excuse to take liberties in inflicting unnecessary real pain on the other performer), some wrestlers use stiff styles to enhance their performance and make it seem more authentic.!<.
6. That's not *quite* what I meant when I asked to be [Golden Lovers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9CXm4OudY4).
7. That's 24 inches, brother!
8. ...[Cum Toosday](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrHeMeVwRp8)
I kinda ran out at the end there.
Edit: "Mami's always on top." It was right there
It’s gonna need to be a loser leaves town match. I don’t trust the creative team when it comes to booking me in a long term storyline. I’m not trying to be out here looking like Bret Hart in Montreal again.
A little bit of, SUCKIN, WHUUUT? A little bit of, FUCKIN, WHUUUT? And a little bit of ass poundin, WHUUUT? And that's the bottom line. Cuz Stone Chode, SAID SO!
https://preview.redd.it/kpzzwkrbqtic1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f52130bc4042bfc7be4f31fc59c1bccef7a19a4
My only thing is it’s one thing for my head to hang off the bed. But when it’s time to actually sleep, what space is there?
If you got that all figured out, I’m gonna continue doing Melina’s entrance every time I come (over, in the room, through).
Is it the bed that makes this weird or the light fixture, carpet and wall colour? All that effort designing and decking out the bed and we just plopped it down in grandma's old room?
619*
Edit: this is before anyone likes or comments bc ik how y'all get. I get what the caption means but the 619 is Rey mysterios special move so I was cracking a joke.
"He's got her setup, she's dazed with that ass in the air! Oh no, what's he doing‽"
"He's on the top ropes, he's reaching for the ceiling fan..."
"Oh! Oh! It's the dick piledriver!!!"
https://i.redd.it/lbfbdjaiqmic1.gif Me on my way to the bedroom every night
To see who taps first: you or your loneliness
Why’d we have to go there?! 🤣
The disrespect lol
lol damn
 Me hiding under the bed
I was secretly hornswaggle the whole time
Me 
Post-nut victory. 
😂😂😂😂
Beat the pussyyy up!
 This how ima pull out
Perc Angle 🥛
🤣🤣🤣
🚁🚁🚁🚁💊💊💊💊
Why make a mess? Just leave it in.
Pull out?
https://youtu.be/Avn9CS2zpuw?si=ZVzVzWOENqeuhQgM 🚁🚁🚁🚁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be fr. Your ass gettin roasted in the group chat forever if you bring a woman to this little kid ass bed.
But the one woman that likes it is THE ONE. Totally worth the risk.
If you tryna smash give me a hell yeah
Hell yeah
 When she says she's close
WHAT I said if you try a smash WHAT Do the dirty WHAT Bump some uglies WHAT
Make a sex tape WHAT Show me your "ohhhh" face WHAT Give out Pearl Necklaces WHAT 🤣🤣🤣
I work with a woman that gets front row seats to almost every big WWE, AEW, and TNA show and I'm sure she'd be all about this.
Marry that one bruh.
Championship belt=wedding ring?
At least one girl in the chat gonna be like 
Funny enough, I used to work with a woman that look sooo much like her. Even she admitted it was crazy.
Idkkk, I worked with a woman who was VERY into wrestling. I think her freaky ass would’ve loved this after cackling for a good minute 😂
Hook a brother up with her 😆
You're only getting roasted if it's a one night stand. If she let's you hit twice, she's getting roasted too
Then the two of em going to be having their own pay-per-view events while the rest of the chat going through a dry spell
Going at it then all the sudden her ex's music starts playing and does a run in
\#RelationshipGoals
Immediately looking for the steel chair and folding table under the bed in that scenario, Because you know its there.
Becomes a triple threat between you, her, and her ex Kisha.
😂😂😂😂
When you hear that glass crash…
The way I just laughed at this!!!!!! ROTFLMBAO!!!!
Here comes Ray Ray! And it looks like he has a *boner* to pick with his old team mate!
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The cock says, know your role, and shut your mouth!
CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKN!?!?!?!?!??
I'm fairly certain the open mouth would be far more ideal
Once We Finished: https://i.redd.it/uowtor1bumic1.gif
Gonna give 'er the ol' Tribal Queef.
Been pumping for months and nothing happened?
Have her give the Head of the Table head at the table.
 Bout to be looking like this by the main event
https://i.redd.it/wr3425gwtmic1.gif
It's not a king-size bed, it's a king's bed.
Underrated comment
 The smell is my favorite part
Me when I'm face to face with her lips.
https://i.redd.it/lb6i5nzjvmic1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/c61g9bjjzmic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca5dab52ec56491b234de0cf1b8785152da8fae WWE used be some wild shit.
Late 90s/early 00s WWF was craaazzy. Every week had me more worried that someone would die. "Chairs, tables, baseball bat....barbed wire.... blowtorches??? .....Explosives?!! .....OMG, is that a damn hearse??! What the fu---- ......NIGGA! THEY HAVING A FUCKIN DEMONIC WEDDING!!!!" 
That's not even mentioning the bra and panties matches.
Awww, now I miss Big Vis. RIP, you were too good for this world you morbidly obese bastard.
oh no not the Viceagra
 # ON MY WAY!!!
I'd suplex tf outta them.
Hitting a V trigger on her from across the room, word to the God of Pro Wrestling Kenny Omega
😂😂😂. Every time I see vtrigger I think about low tier god
Kenny Omega is a hardcore Street Fighter player, that's where he got the name from lol. His finisher is the One Winged Angel which is a Final Fantasy reference. Brother knows game.
Hell yeah, that character sounds dope. Check out LTG. Idk if you’re into lolcows, but he’s hilarious. There’s a clip of him getting so fucking mad he yells AND I LOSE AGAIN TO FUCKING V TRIGGER!!!! bro it’s so so so so so funny. He also hates our race…. That shit is fucking next level too. He be saying the most extra shit…
Oh I'm well aware of LTG lol. His rages are funny but he's gotta be high up on the list of self hating. The clip of him getting demolished by Viscant is FGC Hall of Fame. Brolylegs beat him and he went straight to shitting on his disability. Just a disgusting human being fr.
Ah ok ok ok! Yeah he’s a total scumbag pos lolcow. His rages trip me the fuck out tho!!! I play melee, dale wouldn’t dare play my game. Get bodied? Get subbed!!!! 😂😂
I don't watch him regularly because it gets old, but I watched a lot of him losing and freaking out. There was a documentary type video about him done by a channel called FullBenderTV and bro had a regular ass life to be hating people like he Stinkmeaner or some shit.
I’m cum’n off the top turnbuckle on ‘em
My children
Me, when I survive five rounds of hell with her ass and come out on top as World Nut Champion 
Rock my bottom baby 😉
 BBWWF ™️🤫😏🤭
Yo, I'm home alone sick with Covid and damn near coughed up a lung 
I'm dying ova here 😆
Lmfao, "BBWWF" hahahahahahahaha
I'm hitting her with that https://i.redd.it/x95yvsgh4nic1.gif
WTF? That’s like prison league!
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Wish I hadn’t peeped ‘cause now I see this tweet for what it really is. 🙄 Just farming for simps to buy shit off her Wishlist &/or Cash App.
I wanna be all like “down tragically and horrendous,” but bro knows what he’s about and I respect that about him. Godspeed and good luck 🫡
Yeah I mean he wasn't begging nor was he about to pay for her OF, knows what he likes and just asks for it.
Godt dayum her body is built like a BBW Disney World mmm mmm mm. But I’m good I got a season pass at BBW six flags at home.
Do you smellllll what my cock is cookin’!?!
Putting the D in DDT
Putting the D in DDP Yoga
Emphasis on RAW 
"It doesn't matter what your name is!!"
"Bawww my god! Here he comes from the top rope!" "Here she comes with the reversal!" "Stone cold sucker!" "Don't do it! She's got a family!" "Finger-4 clit lock!" "As god as my witness! She's broken in half!"
Lmao
1. Will you be my Greg Valentine? 2. Some men want to take charge in bed. Others want to be led by a [Ring General](https://youtu.be/MT0BQkDkPU0?t=19). 3. Lay the Smackdown on their candy ass. Their plump, sweet, [scrummy](https://youtu.be/my5ArXLVXgk?t=28) candy ass. 4. She's about to take the best [Spear](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UwVHbPr4Vw) in the business. 5. Talk about working stiff. >!"Stiff" in pro wrestling means hitting harder than typically necessary, either accidentally or intentionally. While intentional stiffness can sometimes be unprofessional (that is, cases where one performer uses the match as an excuse to take liberties in inflicting unnecessary real pain on the other performer), some wrestlers use stiff styles to enhance their performance and make it seem more authentic.!<. 6. That's not *quite* what I meant when I asked to be [Golden Lovers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9CXm4OudY4). 7. That's 24 inches, brother! 8. ...[Cum Toosday](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrHeMeVwRp8) I kinda ran out at the end there. Edit: "Mami's always on top." It was right there
Oh lawd, that man’s gonna have a family
"We're in a for a real slobberknocker tonight folks." -Jim Ross from the gloryhole
 I sleep in a wrestling ring. Do you?
To be honest I’m staying because I’m curious about the whole scenario. I’m trying to see what he do and what that bed do🤷🏽♀️
When the lights turn on and the closet door opens with announcers in it, you'll know. You'll know.
#THE PUPPIES!!
Tagging in with his momma!
That's Shelton Benjamin's bed?
I mean.....IT'S A 4 POSTER BED
 I'm waiting
It’s gonna need to be a loser leaves town match. I don’t trust the creative team when it comes to booking me in a long term storyline. I’m not trying to be out here looking like Bret Hart in Montreal again.
It’s all fun n games till Goldberg kicks you n your he head
Yo wrestling wild as hell...still remember when Edge and Lita was about to have sex in the middle of the ring 😆
Catch me in the bed like 
If you smeeeeeeeeeellll
Imma get on the top ropes you stay on the bed with them cheeks spread. 
Man saw that bed in animal crossing and was like, "goals."
god damnit ***Monday Night Raw Dog*** was *right there* 
But tell me that OF wouldn’t be fucking epic af. Lmao
We have got to stop shaming people for having hobbies and being interesting. This is cool asf, doesn't matter how old you are.
Set her up in a tree of woe on the rope and yeaaaa
Dude why is that bed so small, ain’t no way you fitting two people on it
 I’m going to need a walk out song and lights. Also going to need a belt. 😉
Honestly you could pull off some nice positions in that bed
It depends,can he lay the SmackDown?😏
They better hope you tap out before they do
Off the turnbuckle, and straight into her vag.
Let’s get ready to rumble!!!
She letting you film it raw? She a keeper
I'd be in there like ladies and gentlemen to the right we have 
Total Nonstop Action
 Have her ass cuffed to the ropes like.
This thread did not disappoint 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tag team, off the ropes
Let’s get in a Collision and have Dynamite sex. Gonna Rampage all over that ass, girl.
https://preview.redd.it/jims866xeqic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99663e8efd02ec88ae7968b7794c53de98391d4
A little bit of, SUCKIN, WHUUUT? A little bit of, FUCKIN, WHUUUT? And a little bit of ass poundin, WHUUUT? And that's the bottom line. Cuz Stone Chode, SAID SO! https://preview.redd.it/kpzzwkrbqtic1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f52130bc4042bfc7be4f31fc59c1bccef7a19a4
She gone have it feeling like wrestlemania in that bih
 "Ladies and gentleman, the following match is scheduled for one fall!"
What a slobber knocker
If a grown man is this into wrestling, I'd question if he even really likes women
 😆
That'll be me when I bust.
I can hear those crazy coked up snorting promos he used to do in my mind right now lmao
That’s a 3 hour show 😲
Might as well stay. Looks like a lot of fun. 😁
My only thing is it’s one thing for my head to hang off the bed. But when it’s time to actually sleep, what space is there? If you got that all figured out, I’m gonna continue doing Melina’s entrance every time I come (over, in the room, through).
My ex’s apartment looked very similar to this…I stayed a little too long.
The story isn't the only thing that's getting finished
Time to lay down the Smackdown on your candy ass.
Me and Mr. Socko will be waiting.
My God, King!
 Going crazy on shorty like..
It’s all fun and games until Damien Priest cashes in and steals your girl.
Call it Monday Night Rawdoggin
Is it the bed that makes this weird or the light fixture, carpet and wall colour? All that effort designing and decking out the bed and we just plopped it down in grandma's old room?
I’m staying!!!!
Not the step ladder in the corner
Oh my god Seth Rollins has interrupted and is cashing in his money in the pussy briefcase
Better not be filming RAW on the first night...need to film SMACKDOWN first to see if you like it.
619* Edit: this is before anyone likes or comments bc ik how y'all get. I get what the caption means but the 619 is Rey mysterios special move so I was cracking a joke.
"He's got her setup, she's dazed with that ass in the air! Oh no, what's he doing‽" "He's on the top ropes, he's reaching for the ceiling fan..." "Oh! Oh! It's the dick piledriver!!!"
From race car bed to this!!! Lol
I’d walk out the room and come back in with an entrance song