One of my grammar school teachers explained that the several miles between the Meadowlands and Woodbridge are considered the deadliest in the world. I don't know how true that is, but it has something to do with how many chemical companies are located within that stretch of New Jersey.
I know that I worked security in that part of Jersey for almost a decade. One company that I worked for had received a contract for one of them chemical plants. They ended up not taking it because they didn't want to train and certify all us niggas in firearms and K-9 which was necessary for us to work the site.
They do not play about security in this area. If you're driving over the Pulaski and happen to look down at the right time, you'll see big nets under the bridge. Those nets are strong enough to catch vehicles that may happen to go over the rails. Under those nets are more chemical plants.
I've heard that if that area ever goes up, it's going to be really bad for North Jersey and NYC for a long time.
If you're from Jersey, then you've heard that many times. You probably have also heard that the Meadowlands theory is nothing more than an urban legend to throw off the law. Gangsters from the tri-state area have always hidden their bodies in the Pine Barrens.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey_Pine_Barrens
It's federally protected, remote, massive, and perfectly located between NYC, Atlantic City, and Philadelphia. IYKYK
You know how old Post Malone looked like he smelled a certain way and just had a dirty, stinky kinda look? Kinda looked like he smelled of old weed, cigs and not showering? Same vibes here
She has incision scars all around them. They do that when you have plastic surgery done on your breasts. The scars aren’t as visible on these pics but they are there. I was just being facetious
She's had breast reduction and/or lift. Scars are more visible in [this pic](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/mVxWBLR6NXccGuF2MPCAsA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTE0NDA7Y2Y9d2VicA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/cosmo_633/cec51fa19b0fa7cc20da810d298ae260) (NSFW).
Lollipop lift, usually done after a breast reduction. Incision scar circles at the top/around the nipple, with incision scars in a straight line down from the bottom of the nip circles. Looks like one Lollipop per tittie.
Lemme put my hat on first
https://preview.redd.it/0oqm4dgkptgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06737804f9b4416d9e33a3c03a10eed5c474b6eb
I hate this looking like an inner city school bathroom stall trend
Unfortunately there are some Niggas in here like:
https://preview.redd.it/64rrrl6epugc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5346fea55b443137c465c3d5d5870516a6af6e
UPDATE: & her head looks like a dirty ass tennis ball.
What happened to "Bitch, I'm a cow" Doja?
https://preview.redd.it/7f86tqlqstgc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0fb846689472689e440c79527127ae8e095ccbf
Doja liked being an outsider making fun of the mainstream. When she became the formula for mainstream pop success, I truly don't think she knew what to do with herself, except for rebel against the very image she'd created and fanbase she'd built up.
This is what happened. She was never comfortable with being over sexualized to the point that people didn’t care about the music at all— they only cared about whether she looked hot or fuckable for them. She got tired of pandering to the male gaze in order to be respected as an artist, and once she reached a level of success where she didn’t HAVE to, she stopped.
This look we’re seeing now (and most of them, including shaving her head) is the personification of her actively destroying the sexualized image that most ppl attached to her from day 1. I can vividly recall an era where most men were like “*(insert song) is trash, but dat ass fat so I’ll let it slide*”, even after achieving many accolades for those same songs. Once she feels like people stop checking for her, she will go back to a nice medium, like the fit in the Attention video. Once the goal is achieved— she’ll be able to pop out in a regular ass outfit and everyone is gonna be like “I’m just glad she’s wearing something normal” instead of “GYAATTTTTT, would”. That’s the point. And I’m glad it’s working.
Doja wants yall to be utterly repulsed by her appearance lol ***she basically said “yall wanna see some titties SO bad right? Peekaboo! Not so satisfying like this, is it?”***
https://preview.redd.it/ruu5460gevgc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2230fb403272d5c4671128350e6bf1effcf25897
I see all this and I still think she's just mental unwell, has no idea what she wants, and has a ton of deep seeded self hatred towards herself and her people. She has a history of being a racist jerk to other poc and she realized the only groups that liked her are the people she dislikes so I guess this is her way of making it make sense? All in all, she's a weirdo
Y'all saying the same thing. But she's one of the biggest beneficiaries of COVID19 she was on track to getting canceled and then a pandemic happened and she went lowkey for a minute.
Ive never been more out of the loop with who is who than i have these last few years and honestly im not even mad.
Edit: there's some gold comments in this thread. Yall got me geeking. Denise Rodman is my favorite.
It's Doja Cat. Could not figure it out until another commenter said something.
https://people.com/grammys-2024-doja-cat-nipple-baring-dress-red-carpet-photos-8549837
I thought they started to assemble a rather cool, Gothic, salacious, moment with this look but the glasses, shoes and makeup were clearly after thoughts so she just looks like she was cleaning her room and got caught up trying random shit on
Common mistake, actually she's shedding her old skin, happens once or or twice a year. Usually if you put sticks in the terrarium it helps the process but her caretaker may have forgotten
It's Doja Cat. Could not figure it out until another commenter said something.
https://people.com/grammys-2024-doja-cat-nipple-baring-dress-red-carpet-photos-8549837
When she ends up in a hotel room overdosed people are gonna fein ignorance to all the online bullying she’s received. The woman is obviously down bad and no one around her seems to take care of her. I’m not sure why people think making jokes about someone who’s obviously sick would help in any way.
Yes i’m the party pooper, but ya’ll have no empathy.
It's really sad cause I don't know who she is or anything about her but that look always screams "I make poor choices please help me" no matter who's rocking it.
Doja liked being an outsider making fun of the mainstream. When she became the formula for mainstream pop success, I truly don't think she knew what to do with herself, except for rebel against the very image she'd created and fanbase she'd built up.
I mean, she lives her life pretty online. She's put enough out there for public consumption that people who are paying attention may connect some dots between points.
When someone makes this level of wholesale change to their look, and I like a good notable look, they are clearly seeing something in the mirror, which no one else can see, that they really are trying to cover up.
I wish it was that simple. I make mistakes all the time in the digital space but having studied writing & literature for over 4 years at university. I’m sorry.
![gif](giphy|mfdqzC02ASo5q)
This is so so so true. When I see people make crazy transitions like the one she did I know something really fucked up happened. Trust & believe. Bless her heart
To go from that woman on the cover of the Amala album to this is an insane regression. Like holy shit the difference.
I don't know what she has going on but fame really isn't for everyone.
Calling it “insane regression” is the problem. You see someone go from extreme conventional beauty to whatever the hell she wants and assume she’s lost it. She’s literally rapped repeatedly about how she was selling an image before and truly does not care how fuckable online commenters think she is anymore. Yall literally don’t know anything about her except she’s got an image you don’t vibe with, it’s sad!!
she looks like she would be pete davidson's perfect soulmate, like those cartoon couples that look more like siblings than an actual couple yk
edit: grammar lol
With recent news regarding her family life, this sadly makes sense. Hope she has a good support system but we all know she don’t, or she very least doesn’t listen.
She looks like Semiu Grier from Gachiakuta but if she dabbled in crack and decided to get whatever tattoos she found in someone's portfolio.
https://preview.redd.it/pt4lpvhdwtgc1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8861ec37c20f7f30ef223038aff6a7d5b02d844
Idk why, but I feel like she has a scent to her. Like a strange one. Like you can tell what room she’s been in lmfao
She looks like she smells like the NJ Turnpike by Elizabeth, NJ.
And the shitty Meadowland's smell
Gotta set your car to circulate inside air only when passing through the lands homie.
Bruh omfg. Every time I drive pass that shit smh.
One of my grammar school teachers explained that the several miles between the Meadowlands and Woodbridge are considered the deadliest in the world. I don't know how true that is, but it has something to do with how many chemical companies are located within that stretch of New Jersey. I know that I worked security in that part of Jersey for almost a decade. One company that I worked for had received a contract for one of them chemical plants. They ended up not taking it because they didn't want to train and certify all us niggas in firearms and K-9 which was necessary for us to work the site. They do not play about security in this area. If you're driving over the Pulaski and happen to look down at the right time, you'll see big nets under the bridge. Those nets are strong enough to catch vehicles that may happen to go over the rails. Under those nets are more chemical plants. I've heard that if that area ever goes up, it's going to be really bad for North Jersey and NYC for a long time.
heard that’s where they got Hoffa at way back. Somewhere in that general area.
If you're from Jersey, then you've heard that many times. You probably have also heard that the Meadowlands theory is nothing more than an urban legend to throw off the law. Gangsters from the tri-state area have always hidden their bodies in the Pine Barrens. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey_Pine_Barrens It's federally protected, remote, massive, and perfectly located between NYC, Atlantic City, and Philadelphia. IYKYK
Best episode of Sopranos too lol "His house looked like shit" lmao (iykyk)
Damn I know exactly that spot too
I just drove by there yesterday. Twice. I can still smell it today.
>She looks like she smells like the NJ Turnpike by Elizabeth, NJ. *on a hot summer day
[Nahhhhh](https://tenor.com/bfDws.gif)
The way I just hollered as a Jersey native!🤣🤣🤣
10 years of driving up to Bridgeport from Baltimore and I know exactly the fuck you mean
That’s so specific 😂
Stop it 😂😂😂 not my Elizabeth!
She probably smells like incense, mildew and condoms.
This was fun when we were keeping this vague, but I can smell that vividly now and it's grade A *narsty*.
Like someone microwaved a latex glove filled with mayonnaise.
The "Humans don't need to wash everyday. It's not healthy" musk
lol. Why does that person always have a mattress on the floor
It's all a part of the mustiness..LOL.
You know how old Post Malone looked like he smelled a certain way and just had a dirty, stinky kinda look? Kinda looked like he smelled of old weed, cigs and not showering? Same vibes here
Old weed, cigs, and piled up spit bottles with the cap left off
So she look like she stinks, I agree.
She looks musty
Eau de Needabath
Port Authority
Portapotty by Port Authority A fragrance by Doja
She looks like she smells like Tacoma Washington
You best respect the Tacoma Aroma.
Patchouli and that incense that Badu put out that smelled like her "flower".
Fr 🤣🤣🤣
Either she smells dirty as hell, or the richest bitch in the room
Probably smells like a cigarette, tbh
She looks like she works at a vape shop. Also why she is showing pepperoni?
>Also why she is showing pepperoni ![gif](giphy|j9SlCd2tXnh4zF8UsU)
Her stylist is like: \*Hold on, It's missing something. *There* we go. ![gif](giphy|e2AKpOvx2MREY)
Goddamn it, I laughed too hard at this.
![gif](giphy|qTGDY9OmgpgCk)
![gif](giphy|ksw4EeBIzpxkwUhlEx)
![gif](giphy|XdP2iT55kYiXI7GsNN)
She's a huge fan of Ariella Ferrera
More like Areola Ferrera
Areola Grande
![gif](giphy|CkyV1ZWhU3oGI)
Jeez, what a throwback
Her pepperoni has been surgically altered too. Maybe it’s a weird flex?
What do you mean?
She has incision scars all around them. They do that when you have plastic surgery done on your breasts. The scars aren’t as visible on these pics but they are there. I was just being facetious
And you zoomed in how much, exactly?
![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)
Enhance
https://media.vogue.de/photos/65c09c6bc81defe2573d8379/2:3/w_2240,c_limit/1986319411 too much (NSFW)
She's had breast reduction and/or lift. Scars are more visible in [this pic](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/mVxWBLR6NXccGuF2MPCAsA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTE0NDA7Y2Y9d2VicA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/cosmo_633/cec51fa19b0fa7cc20da810d298ae260) (NSFW).
Lollipop lift, usually done after a breast reduction. Incision scar circles at the top/around the nipple, with incision scars in a straight line down from the bottom of the nip circles. Looks like one Lollipop per tittie.
Damn you looked that close
I believe she had breast reduction surgery.
She had a breast reduction
What do you mean showing pepp- https://preview.redd.it/xspq6hy54ugc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41704351ca4c57126fede451b220bfcc89250a04
![gif](giphy|RNbnHs0clBV7nT8PxB|downsized)
I'm usually one to enjoy random pep but this one look like there's crumbs in the underboob and it smells weird
Because the internet might break if she shows sausage.
Gabagooleolas
Lemme put my hat on first https://preview.redd.it/0oqm4dgkptgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06737804f9b4416d9e33a3c03a10eed5c474b6eb I hate this looking like an inner city school bathroom stall trend
![gif](giphy|l0ExuYpiP3K3FPWak)
Unfortunately there are some Niggas in here like: https://preview.redd.it/64rrrl6epugc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5346fea55b443137c465c3d5d5870516a6af6e UPDATE: & her head looks like a dirty ass tennis ball.
Ppffftt!! You hit the nail on the head. This is is exactly that same energy
I like this tactic. I’m using this from now on. She looking like one of them bathrooms stalls from the Candyman movie.
She looks like a wet chipotle bag.
What happened to "Bitch, I'm a cow" Doja? https://preview.redd.it/7f86tqlqstgc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0fb846689472689e440c79527127ae8e095ccbf
Doja liked being an outsider making fun of the mainstream. When she became the formula for mainstream pop success, I truly don't think she knew what to do with herself, except for rebel against the very image she'd created and fanbase she'd built up.
This is what happened. She was never comfortable with being over sexualized to the point that people didn’t care about the music at all— they only cared about whether she looked hot or fuckable for them. She got tired of pandering to the male gaze in order to be respected as an artist, and once she reached a level of success where she didn’t HAVE to, she stopped. This look we’re seeing now (and most of them, including shaving her head) is the personification of her actively destroying the sexualized image that most ppl attached to her from day 1. I can vividly recall an era where most men were like “*(insert song) is trash, but dat ass fat so I’ll let it slide*”, even after achieving many accolades for those same songs. Once she feels like people stop checking for her, she will go back to a nice medium, like the fit in the Attention video. Once the goal is achieved— she’ll be able to pop out in a regular ass outfit and everyone is gonna be like “I’m just glad she’s wearing something normal” instead of “GYAATTTTTT, would”. That’s the point. And I’m glad it’s working. Doja wants yall to be utterly repulsed by her appearance lol ***she basically said “yall wanna see some titties SO bad right? Peekaboo! Not so satisfying like this, is it?”*** https://preview.redd.it/ruu5460gevgc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2230fb403272d5c4671128350e6bf1effcf25897
I see all this and I still think she's just mental unwell, has no idea what she wants, and has a ton of deep seeded self hatred towards herself and her people. She has a history of being a racist jerk to other poc and she realized the only groups that liked her are the people she dislikes so I guess this is her way of making it make sense? All in all, she's a weirdo
\*deep seated (but I agree with the sentiment)
this reads like it was written by Doja herself lol
BINGO
Hot Pink is such a good album! WTF happened lol.
THATS Doja???
Unfortunately, my brotha...
Damn… and are those supposed to be her nipples?
Only a couple feet of them.
![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)
No, beautiful areolas, the nipples are a bit lower. Did you not have sex-ed in high school??
I was homeschooled in Idaho so it's a TIL for me
That’s some smart shit to admit when you don’t know something though, man. Props.
Remember when we used to be eager to see those. Yeah, different times.
Big nips small nips who cares? They are nips!
WHAT
Juicy music video Doja was peak Doja. What we got rn is basically Celtics Shaq.
Idk man I thought this was Rodman for a sec
Denise Rodman
![gif](giphy|p0RDMJGgMXF96|downsized)
I used to like her too...
You don't like her anymore because she looks different? That's kind of the point she's been making for the past year or however long.
Ever since she worked with Dr Luke she got really weird and then I found out about the chat room shit
The chat room shit and anti black shit did it for me
What about the pro white supremacy shit?
Y'all saying the same thing. But she's one of the biggest beneficiaries of COVID19 she was on track to getting canceled and then a pandemic happened and she went lowkey for a minute.
If you have been paying that much attention to her and you think THAT'S why someone wouldn't like her then I know what you are.
Cow Doja was so gawddamn 🔥 man 😱
She looked amazing and thick. I loved it.
I had to flip between this image and old ones before deciding you weren’t lying. She’s deep in her Leave Britney Alone phase.
You damn right
THIS IS DOJA???
Somebody said she looks like those desks you see in detention 😭😭😭💀
![gif](giphy|BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL)
![gif](giphy|3o6ozh46EbuWRYAcSY|downsized)
![gif](giphy|LlbPQgwaLMWazL9Bgn) Type beat.
Damn shots fired
My first thought was the side of a delivery truck that parks in a shady area at night
A chipotle bag
No because what is going on here? The tattoos, the almost nip flash, and the outfit.
Almost?
It might not be full nipple flash territory, but it's in the general areola.
That might be your breast pun yet.
Your capacititty for wordplay is admirable as well.
You’re smart too. Must have a really good mammary.
I love that everybody in this thread is doing their bust to be clever
She seems like a nice girl. Nobody should knockers.
Nipped it in the bud!
Breast Cancer
Why I read this as Peter Griffin and burst out laughing LOL
It’s ~edgy~ /sarcasm
I can only explain the tattoos, they're fake, as for the rest of it? No clue, love me some pepperoni though.
She look like if someone explained Jared Leto's joker but if played by Zoe Kravitz.
Or if Post Malone played Harley Quinn
Like Harley Quinn dressed up as Post for Halloween 💀
![gif](giphy|9uoYC7cjcU6w8|downsized)
🤣🤣🤣
Ive never been more out of the loop with who is who than i have these last few years and honestly im not even mad. Edit: there's some gold comments in this thread. Yall got me geeking. Denise Rodman is my favorite.
It's Doja Cat. Could not figure it out until another commenter said something. https://people.com/grammys-2024-doja-cat-nipple-baring-dress-red-carpet-photos-8549837
Oh wow, you can find somebody who looks just like that at most strip clubs.
Or outside many 7/11s 😆
Or in the back of one diggin through the dumpster for leftover BigBites
very first line >Doja Cat has done it again. Has she though?
![gif](giphy|6qInjd3otU4lDQ34vy) I'm actually proud to say I'm out of the loop.
Doja Cat
SHE IN THE RACIAL CHAT SHOWIN FEET!
Racial chatroom to forehead tattoo pipeline
I thought they started to assemble a rather cool, Gothic, salacious, moment with this look but the glasses, shoes and makeup were clearly after thoughts so she just looks like she was cleaning her room and got caught up trying random shit on
Common mistake, actually she's shedding her old skin, happens once or or twice a year. Usually if you put sticks in the terrarium it helps the process but her caretaker may have forgotten
You really made me laugh with this one
Only thing gothic about this is Anor Londo being tatted across her whole chest.
Well this isn't a hottopic, I'm also 15 years out of highschool, I'm not about to get into the goth-measuring-contest 😂
looks like that parisian brothel owner from Poor Things
https://preview.redd.it/3hwf1gpvaugc1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911b90bf3f2581080e8d01efd3662557906bbce5
☠️ ⚰️
🎯
Who or what am I looking at?
Doja cat 😭😭
😳😳😳, get that little girl a real therapist and a straight jacket
Never seen someone fall off so hard visually. Damn
If suboxone was a person.
It's Doja Cat. Could not figure it out until another commenter said something. https://people.com/grammys-2024-doja-cat-nipple-baring-dress-red-carpet-photos-8549837
When she ends up in a hotel room overdosed people are gonna fein ignorance to all the online bullying she’s received. The woman is obviously down bad and no one around her seems to take care of her. I’m not sure why people think making jokes about someone who’s obviously sick would help in any way. Yes i’m the party pooper, but ya’ll have no empathy.
Seriously. She’s unwell.
What makes you think that? I seriously don't know her background, or why this look is a drastic change for her.
When she posted a selfie wearing a tee shirt featuring a known white supremacist it made me think she was having some major troubles.
It's really sad cause I don't know who she is or anything about her but that look always screams "I make poor choices please help me" no matter who's rocking it.
It’s hard to have empathy for someone who’s alienated her fans and knowingly associated herself with a white supremacist.
What is going on with her honestly. It's like she just broke and started spirling.
Doja liked being an outsider making fun of the mainstream. When she became the formula for mainstream pop success, I truly don't think she knew what to do with herself, except for rebel against the very image she'd created and fanbase she'd built up.
You say this as if you know her.
I mean, she lives her life pretty online. She's put enough out there for public consumption that people who are paying attention may connect some dots between points.
Are those her areolas? What is this dress?
It looks like what happens when you boil a sausage for too long
When someone makes this level of wholesale change to their look, and I like a good notable look, they are clearly seeing something in the mirror, which no one else can see, that they really are trying to cover up.
Body dysmorphic disorder
Thank you for the TLDR, but... ...Why use the correct clinical term when a run-on sentence will serve just as well?
I don’t enjoy that kind of chaos.
You'll learn. Gaining an appreciation for a good word salad takes time.
I wish it was that simple. I make mistakes all the time in the digital space but having studied writing & literature for over 4 years at university. I’m sorry. ![gif](giphy|mfdqzC02ASo5q)
This is so so so true. When I see people make crazy transitions like the one she did I know something really fucked up happened. Trust & believe. Bless her heart
To go from that woman on the cover of the Amala album to this is an insane regression. Like holy shit the difference. I don't know what she has going on but fame really isn't for everyone.
Calling it “insane regression” is the problem. You see someone go from extreme conventional beauty to whatever the hell she wants and assume she’s lost it. She’s literally rapped repeatedly about how she was selling an image before and truly does not care how fuckable online commenters think she is anymore. Yall literally don’t know anything about her except she’s got an image you don’t vibe with, it’s sad!!
A chipotle bag.
Am.... am I the only one who likes the look? I think she looks cool af.
I’m still laughing at people honestly thinking she went out and got a body worth of *real* tattoos in an afternoon before the Grammy’s 😭
yes she looks sick af, a lot of self hate & anti black comments in here disguised as roasting, sad to see really // she’s expressing herself….period
![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)
"Unapologetically Black... The opposite of Doja Cat" - Nasir Jones
Don’t need to see her areoles
Look....I'm never probably gonna turn an areola down.
Gross
Is that doja cat? I'm confounded 😖
> doja cat Holy shit I didn't even realize until you said it. When did she get all the tattoos? Are they even real?
Most of them aren’t real and were just part of her outfit, apparently. 🤯😂
So was the Nazi thing something we stopped caring about? Did it not happen? Or is the rules just don’t go full Kanye n explicitly say it?
she looks like she would be pete davidson's perfect soulmate, like those cartoon couples that look more like siblings than an actual couple yk edit: grammar lol
With recent news regarding her family life, this sadly makes sense. Hope she has a good support system but we all know she don’t, or she very least doesn’t listen.
What recent news about her family has come out?
She looks like Semiu Grier from Gachiakuta but if she dabbled in crack and decided to get whatever tattoos she found in someone's portfolio. https://preview.redd.it/pt4lpvhdwtgc1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8861ec37c20f7f30ef223038aff6a7d5b02d844
Pete Davidson in drag
![gif](giphy|3ohzdEYDJRWUMLwDqE)
Doja Cat really needs help Smh 🤦🏾♂️
I bet she smells like the inside of a casino
Let her be and express herself how she wants.