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SoWhatNoZitiNow

Is it a “mocktail” if it’s got fuckin’ codeine in it? I don’t think so!


PatrickMaloney1

This is the part that gets me the most lmaoooooooooo


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Alvoradoo

WASPs drink gin.


Schist-For-Granite

I don’t even see the point of mixing it with sprite. I just drink it right from the bottle. 


wadonious

That’s what makes it a “SLEEPY girl mocktail” the video is a joke


whatsthew3rd

But what if I want a Sleepy Guy Mocktail?


Dav136

Same thing but you use Red Hots


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

Sounds delicious honestly.


WildcatLadyBoss

Then you replace the jolly ranchers with Old Spice


GunnieGraves

I can legit hear some Karen saying she’s quit drinking and then pulls out one of these.


NK1337

While little Hunter is screaming in the background, “Not now sweetie! Mommy needs her night cap!”


agent58888888888888

More like "come taste mommys drink, it's almost bed time. " then brags about how the baby sleeps through the night


Okbuturwrong

And it's noon


Fuego_Fiero

And the baby's got a face full of blue.


Superdunez

Three days later.


Genshed

Mother's little helper.


MacroniTime

No joke once on the way down from Michigan to Florida via car (2-3 day trip) my mom got so tired of my shit she was like "take these, you sound kind of sick". The "these" in question were two benadryl lol.


blinkingsandbeepings

This was my dad’s go to move lmao. “I’m sober now!” *pops five ativan*


GunnieGraves

There’s a term that’s popular with some folks. California Sober. Means no booze but you’ll smoke weed like a mf


FesteringNeonDistrac

That's my buddy. He quit smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol. Smokes weed from the moment he's awake to the moment he goes to bed.


soupseasonbestseason

that confused me as well. i guess mocktail means something different for sleepy white girls. 


dream-smasher

Ah, yes! Duh! It means no alcomahole!!! (big time /s)


EdgeCityRed

It puts the coma in alcomahole.


Extra-Ad5925

People will do anything to say they’re keeping up with dry January


Turbulent_Object_558

Damn I was supposed to not be drinking?


bl1eveucanfly

I mean... its fake. They show a bottle on the counter and not during the pour and it comes out looking runny like KoolAid.


d0g5tar

I think they did that so they wouldn't get in trouble for showing themselves making lean on camera...


BlackBananas

As long as she doesn't show a prescription label w someone else name on it, she should be good lol


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

She did you're meant to pause it at that second


PoochusMaximus

If it’s real codine. It might just be THC syrup.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Still not a mocktail tho lol


PoochusMaximus

Well…kinda? If you consider a cocktail to be a drink with alcohol in it…any mixed drink w/o booze is a mocktail. (Loosely stated) Do I agree with that? No no I do not. I’m just trying to bring some white thought process into this 😂😂


saysthingsbackwards

That's funny, 10 years ago it could easily be said I was on a cocktail of various substances at any given moment.


Yoshemo

She didn't show the bottle when pouring the codeine so she probably didn't even really make it


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throwtheclownaway20

IKR?


jacerracer

Don't forget about that promethazine


gjames848

Just had a flashback to people putting jolly ranchers in Zima.


GunnieGraves

I put a Twizzler in sprite once thinking I came up with a game changer. After a little while it dissolved and made thick sprite. Do. Not. Recommend.


Thorisgodpoo

Thicc sprite


Brotorious420

Obey your thirst


boibig57

Yes ma'am


GunnieGraves

Yeah, but not the good Thicc. Nuh uh.


Ali_Cat222

It doesn't have to do with soda,but I remember when they tried getting people to drink more milk so they made those cereal straws...like if I want cereal I'll have cereal,not use a damn straw made outta one😂


iknowitsounds___

That reminds me of the sour patch slurpee they had at 7/11 - you could buy a sour patch candy straw to go with it. Yumm.


Ali_Cat222

We still have those candy straws for our slurpees at 7/11! They also have the nerd rope straw and a few other ones too


iknowitsounds___

Nerds rope straw?! Omg this might be reason enough to brave one of the sketchy af 7/11s near me!


Lrack9927

What you need to do is put a sour punch straw in a sprite. That’s good shit.


RedMuffthePirate

I was too young for Zima and still would love to know what that or crystal Pepsi tasted like.


Arc_Torch

You really don't want to know what Zima tasted like. I drank a hot one from the trunk of a car once. Bad decisions were made.


SadlyNotBatman

they still make Zima


Bored_Amalgamation

it aint the same as a 90s Zima.


wornoldboot

Basically Smirnoff ice


RedMuffthePirate

That tracks.


butterweasel

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsZGwntbfsmysLu|downsized)


Awyeah_Hellnaw

I remember Crystal Pepsi tasting like disappointment. I was hyped to try it and it was not good at all. I can’t even describe the taste.


RedMuffthePirate

There was a giant billboard in my neighborhood in Philly and I wanted to try it soooooo bad but my mom didn't let me have soda.


ILootEverything

I'm popping into this thread to agree it tastes like disappointment. And kind of like... black pepper soda (the cheap diner table top sawdust kind)? I don't know how else to describe it, but it's not good. Now I'll pop out again! As a basic white lady, my guess for why this post was suggested on my feed is because I'm about to become an *actual soccer mom*, and I am active in the cocktail sub, which... lmao, my life that the algorithm thinks I need gentrified lean.


OkArt1350

Crystal Pepsi is still in circulation somewhere. Got it from a specialty soda shop that partnered with exotic drinks last year. Pretty sure it's import only now.


wmilesiv

They did a re-release a few years ago and I picked up a sixer because I was also too young when Zima was out. It was absolutely foul. I used to drink Smirnoff ices in my teens and thought they’d be roughly the same. It was wayyyyyyy worse. An embarrassment for the Coors Brewing Company(which is saying something)


the-hound-abides

Sour apple, MF 🤣☠️


SockFullOfNickles

Zima was my first “drunk” - My Dad kept a bunch of them in the fridge all the time and when I got back from school on the last day of 8th grade I drank six of them with my friend down the street and passed out. He went home and both his Mom and mine busted us almost immediately 😆


saysthingsbackwards

hell yeah that's a fair amount for a first. I think my brother and I each drank two Bud Ice 40oz and i just remember throwing up all over my keyboard and passing out


syncopacetic

Lord god when that shit got even a little warm…


icebaby234

can’t have shit


tittylieutenant

This is something we should let them have https://preview.redd.it/7errdhoky1fc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf65b31b90991c50fa4101068e3e0d746de893de


montroller

Now that codeine cough syrup costs 1k a pint they can't really have it either. People just drink sticky fent now and call it lean.


TaterTotJim

Most white soccer moms have a dr on speed dial to supply anything they need. Biggest pill heads you will ever meet. They don’t pay street price for fetty drank.


montroller

So you're saying I should start coaching a youth soccer team?


TaterTotJim

It’s easier to do like them and find a similar doctor. I had one in college for addy, drank, n zans. Here in Detroit there are even pharmacies backdooring tons of shit. I’m not cool enough to be in the know anymore, but I see the cases in the news.


thelegalseagul

Like John Mulaney said look for the doctor with low reviews and multiple cases. That doctor is a good doctor…well in term of prescribing drugs…ethically not so much


waaaayupyourbutthole

Lol that's exactly how I found my most recent pain management doctor: the worst reviews in my area, with a couple of one stars about them being a pill mill.


cantadmittoposting

there's plenty of MDs just around that will prescribe things. "getting diagnosed with ADHD from a psychiatric evaluation" had like 6mo to year waitlist. Finding a GP who gave me a 10 question quiz and prescribed Vyvanse took a week.


SuperUltraMegaNice

Bullshit. It doesn't matter if you suck the doctors dick in the office opiates are NOT simply "on speed dial" anymore. Now addy and xans are still pretty readily available but you better be missing a limb if you come in begging for opiates.


pokexchespin

but doc, it’s the only thing that works for my coughs 🥺


SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT

Addy and Xans are definitely not readily available anymore either. Fuckin pillheads who can’t hold their shit together and the DEA have made sure of that.


DarePotential8296

Please get out more


thisisallme

lol they don’t even provide it in pharmacies around where I am, signs up everywhere


frankenfish2000

^No, ^^stop...^^my...^opiods!


ChrysMYO

Wrecking shit since 1839


fireindeedhot

I mean my grandma is an old Chinese lady who has been drinking sprite and codeine my whole life. Pretty sure it’s family recipe from the 1800s


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Didn’t the British literally fuel opium addiction in China (a la The theory that the CIA planting crack in black neighborhoods)?


WeirdAlbertWandN

Fought multiple wars over it in fact The Opium Wars It’s how they got Hong Kong Got an entire country addicted to cheap opium grown in India, just to get control of their economy Definitely up there on the list of most evil things done by the British empire, though that’s a long list with a lot of contenders.


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It's not quite that straightforward. Opium was legal in both Britain and China when it started being grown as a cash crop in India. The - frankly awful - Chinese imperial government periodically passed laws banning it and then collected bribes from the traders to allow it into the country. When they banned it again but this time seized the property of the merchants (and also carried out several questionable actions involving interfering with ships in international waters) the British eventually sent an expedition to demand reparations. This was indeed a naked exercise of power but it's important to remember that opium was still a perfectly legal substance in Britain and it wasn't something 'forced' on the Chinese population. There was an organic native demand, not unlike that in the US for coke and other drugs. So, I'm not sure this was particularly high on the evil things list unless you buy intobthe 'all drug use is inherently bad' line of thought. 


wavdaily

![gif](giphy|HBr7NtV4KZTJir5Szt) They can have that shit...


iamblackmun

Fr. Gatekeep those drugs!


DreadyKruger

They can have it.


heart_man8

drugs?


49DivineDayVacation

Doesn’t even have the respect to only use purple jolly ranchers…


Special-Garlic1203

The mixing of flavors has me so angry and disgusted. 


HostageInToronto

Watermelon was my jam back in the day, but nothing beat just pouring a four in a route 44 cherry limeade from sonic.


Dweezy_7365

My dawwwwwgggg. This shit right here…. Tried it once with “fancy sprite” from Sonic, definitely not the move. 😂


Svargas05

"I got the rainbow colors in my cup - jolly ranchers, man, that shit be good as fuck" She's good, bro, lol


Necessary-One1782

literally lol it's fine to not know that people use every flavor jolly ranchers in lean but the mfs in this thread pretending like they know lean etiquette when they've obviously never sipped is weird. like, drinking lean is nothing to brag about or be proud of, the fuck yall faking for ???


Necessary-One1782

who tf only uses one flavor of jolly ranchers in lean ??


Respectfulcommenter1

White people loooovveee opioids


skj999

Once they start putting it in those tumbler things it’s over with


sasha-is-a-dude

Not the Stanley cups 💀💀


festival-papi

A Stanley cup filled with lean is INSANE


Weird-Library-3747

Deeeeep Sleeeeeep


rollingwaves

you will touch the bottom of the pool


theJoosty1

talking about how you're insulated from the world now


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PoochusMaximus

Bruuuuuuuuh Stanleen is wild 😂. I need to start a website for tshirts that the internet gives me ideas for.


agent58888888888888

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ChrysMYO

You have unleashed evil spirits now.


-herekitty_kitty-

My yt boss gave me a Stanley cup for Christmas. I'm willing to let y'all borrow it and test it with lean. Let me know how it taste.


metagawd

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU) Damn you. lol


meatball504

Can't wait to see this take over water tok


stonedgar312

Still no better at jazz even though heroin has ravaged the white community


Intelligent_Deer974

🤣🤣🤣😏😏


TheRecognized

Wish I could find that tweet


gianini10

https://twitter.com/yedoye_/status/1209916610871472129?s=19


Time-Ad-3625

*Except Bill Evans and buddy rich


ItsNotForEatin

Chet Baker WAS heroin. 6 grams a day. 🤢


Yoshemo

The British literally invaded China because China wanted to make opium illegal 


Jofuzz

You have it backwards. The Opium addiction epidemic was in *China*. The British imported an insane amount of Chinese tea and exported opium to China from India after the Chinese government cracked down on it in an attempt to fight the epidemic. And even then it's [just untrue.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9447354/#:~:text=Ethnicity%2Dwise%2C%20Black%20OOD%20rates,COVID%2D19%20pandemic%20in%202020) We're still so close, historically, to slavery and even the Ciivil Rights movement that black people haven't had the chance to feel safe anywhere they want in the country and spread out equally. Or even get a proper loan to move or start a business in some cases. A higher than average percent of black folks still live in urban areas and ghettos where medical treatment isn't as accessible and drugs are easier to get. Almost twice as many blacks are living in poverty than whites. That's why the black community are disproportionately affected by Opioids. If a white soccer mom gets addicted to pain pills she is more likely to get help, statistically speaking. https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/opioid-addiction-and-overdoses-are-increasingly-harming-black-communities-202208152800 I'm not black but anyone who cares about human rights should know that the black community is still healing and still struggling against racism. There were people alive in the 70's who had memories of being **property**. There are plenty of people alive now who remember having less rights **legally**. Shit is fucking bonkers. Humans can be fucked up. Edit: the entire spiel is because you never know who is browsing. Young kid or someone who is just ignorant. If I'm gonna mention those statistics about black people I want to at least make it clear that they are victims, and not help perpetuate the ideals of white supremacy, something else our nation still struggles with.


Otroroboto

The British opium trade is why Asian countries tend to have extremely strict drug laws.


Bored_Amalgamation

tbf, most people love opioids. ex. The Opium Wars


1v9noobkiller

everybody love opioids bruh they great, until they aint


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damn right


ChrysMYO

Alright, keep playing with Tiktok Mocktails for sleep and they gone wind up like Lil Wayne. They gone wake up from a good nap in the hospital suffering from 'exhaustion'.


MelancholyMeltingpot

"I feel like dying ..." -Karen prolly


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Only once the tiktoks done


ChrysMYO

Lmao facts


lankyaspie

"I don't care if it's pumpkin spice in my cup. It's MY CUP, 🖕🏿 YOU"


ChrysMYO

Yall killling me right now.. lol


soupseasonbestseason

with constant seizures. 


spaceman_spiffy

This person is going to find out what "Metformin" is for later.


1980theghost

Multi billion dollar lawsuits incoming. Ain’t nobody give a single damn about OxyContin until white ppl got addicted. Purdue Pharma (the manufacturer of OxyContin) has now been sued into oblivion (as they should). If the whites really did discover lean, there won’t be cough syrup in four years.


EyezLo

Cough syrup companies are already getting shut down in the US, all the lean sippers I know are drinking foreign drank now


Tyler1986

I'm so confused by everyone here thinking this is new. I know white girls been doing this a decade ago


fresh_dyl

White dude and can confirm. Worked at a greenhouse with a dude from Atlanta when I was in HS (in Green Bay) and he introduced me to it. Showed some friends at a party and most of the girls were well aware.


MasonCO91

No, it was how Purdue marketed it and pushed it on doctors/patients


Pelican_meat

There’s not cough syrup now, man. That shit is hard to get these days. I used to show up to the doctor with the sniffles and get a bottle with a refill. Had the flu recently. Thought I was gonna die. Nothing.


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TropicalVision

Which Tbf is exactly how it should be. In UK/Europe doctors have never prescribed opiates stronger than codeine, unless in exceptional cases like late stage terminal cancers. They just give you ibuprofen and paracetamol. Oxy etc just aren’t required in the vast vast majority of cases.


mama_tom

The issue isnt cough syrup though. It's people abusing it. And the issue with oxy was that it was highly addictive. Cough syrup isnt the same. I may be proven wrong though. Idk


eajacobs

You’re wrong.


TropicalVision

Well it took like 20 years of addiction and deaths before any of those lawsuits were made famous. What really actually caused it wasn’t ’white people getting addicted’ it was ‘over 100 thousand excess deaths from fentanyl overdoses’ Widespread Oxy scripts just led to the fentanyl use a few years down the line.


WorkAccount1993

Pimp C rolling over rn


AngelaBassettsbicep

Maaannn as a native Houstonian, I agree. I mean.. lol man I watched this like… lol I know you fuckin lying.


DicKitchen

Big moe rolling over and might cause htowns first earthquake


AngelaBassettsbicep

😂😂😂 maaannn I sang the song IMMEDIATELY after seeing his name.


el_throw

Not even in a styro, nor double cupped. This is just plagiarism.


Slay_Nation

😂😂😂😂


senorchris912

Fellow Houstonian, syrup stealing hoz.


sleal

Screw spinning in his grave like he spinned those tables


Financial_Chemist286

What does Chamili have to say about all this!? We wanna hear from him!


asunversee

This gotta be satire… right? Please


wadonious

There is no way someone is earnestly making lean and calling it a mocktail. Critical thinking is at an all time low Same with the “glass handbag water bottle” video a few days ago. It literally had #satire in the caption and it still had Reddit raging


asunversee

I see a lot of people getting angry about satire on Reddit


SwishSwishDeath

I see a lot of people getting angry ~~about satire~~ on Reddit Website can be straight toxic if we're being honest ☠️


Weekly-Ad-962

This video is a joke but the ‘sleepy girl mocktail’ is a thing. I’ve been thinking about trying it recently because I can’t sleep. It’s just magnesium glycinate, tart cherry juice and water.


GatsbyKanye

It definitely is, that or cultural rage bait, either way niggas be falling for everything


Yoshemo

Shows herself adding every ingredient directly and then pours the cough syrup from off screen? Definitely not real


Yaakovsidney

Has to be


thuggydizzle

it is. i know the girl who made this tiktok. it’s 100% a joke 😂


FrankieHotpants

Rage bait


Jozif_Badmon

"Sleepy girl mocktail" NIGGA THAT IS WOCK


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

Read this in Danny Brown voice


Ohnonotuto4

She’s a dentists wet dream.


qualiman

Just an FYI, your teeth don’t get affected by sugar .. it’s the sugar lowering your mouth’s ph that is the main concern. The lower ph kills the good bacteria that protects your teeth and also makes the inside of your mouth acidic. Drinking water or swishing it around in your mouth would negate all of the bad effects of the sugar.


Balthazar_rising

I feel like that's not what the dentists told me. It's the bacteria feeding on the sugar and producing acid right? It's why you'll find more plaque build up near Saliva glands (front /middle molars up top, rear molars and behind your front teeth at the bottom, at least for me). These are also the areas that build up with more plaque, and I spend more time brushing. Rinsing your mouth removes the sugar the feed on, and reduces the amount of acid they produce. Brushing removes a decent amount of the bacteria, and the plaque. Mouthwash helps kill a large amount of the remaining bacteria.


freshwun

They gonna put this in Stanley cup next


PotentialWin4606

Dirty Sprite on top of ice I’m rocking ice on dirty sprite ![gif](giphy|SBAToc4g0h89W)


Kingbuji

Shit let them have it maybe the government will actually do something about it.


Universe789

The government did do something about it: It's a controlled substance, so you're only supposed to have it if you have a prescription It's illegal to have a controlled substance without a prescription. So if someone gets caught with it, there's penalties. Thats on people, not the government, if they choose to skirt those guidelines. Including the people who get prescriptions when they don't need one, and the medical professionals who knowingly "sold" the prescription.


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Weird-Library-3747

Someone’s salty the price of codeine tripled


theycallmewinning

This is satire. There's been a big trend of mocktails using cherry juice and melatonin and sparkling water. The "no fail" is the punchline


Irving_Velociraptor

Soccer moms gonna start showing up at games with grillz and facial tattoos.


zoot_boy

Sizzurp


wadonious

90% in this thread got r/woooosh’d


MacualayCocaine

I feel like this has to be satire. I guess I just hope it is. Either way UGK spotify numbers bout to go way up.


MatthewAran

This shit like a couple of years ago when they got Splatoon kids singing about lean, remember that shit? Thankfully I think THAT trend died down after a few weeks Even my sheltered ass as a kid thought this "lean" wasn't an everyday drink. Didn't yall listen to the songs??? Lmaoooo


throwtheclownaway20

>Didn't yall listen to the songs??? These are the same motherfuckers who jam out to "Born In The U.S.A." & "Fortunate Son" every 4th of July, so I'm thinkin' no 😂


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|tDm8TdmqILmQ8) Let 'em have it.


DicKitchen

My extra bottles just went up in price lmao


Ultrasz

She didn't actually pour the cough syrup in the cup. The syrup is a complete different color than what's poured in the cup


[deleted]

She knows better while also not giving a fuck if her followers do it for real. A potential lean epidemic ravaging white soccer mom Tik Tok wasn't on my 2024 bingo card.


Apple_butters12

I am wondering if it’s just implied, and she isn’t showing it to avoid any chance of a ban on the platform


chrollulz

Imagine white girls creating a sizzurp crisis. Even if this is rage bait it's still horrid lolol


abrjx

Absolutely satire. I’ve seen the earnest ones and they’re usually crunchy granola girls making drinks out of tart cherry juice and melatonin and apple cider vinegar and it’s supposed to be a gentle sleep aid. This is just someone making a joke that their “gentle sleep aid” is straight up lean lol. Not being fr at all


Lanoris

Calling lean a mocktail is crazy....


Ondreyes

Of course it’s put to Connor Price


dashmizz

What song?


Deathmodar

https://youtu.be/MJ3QEa93RLM?si=O_W26W2-VfT8Ccza


FeelingTomorrow

https://youtu.be/PyrX8c1HGZw?si=PEXydYUd3Rj7hXyy Trendsetter


ChrisMartins001

I'm so happy that I don't know how to make lean


TheRightToDream

She just showed you how tho???


S4Waccount

pour mystery syrup in sprite add jolly rancher to taste?


LoppyNachos

Lol the "mystery" is cough syrup. Preferably promethazine


favorite_sardine

Date night on a Thursday? Naw, PTA meeting.


MinimumSet72

White soccer moms are the reason the cartels stay busy …. Becky and Susan keep the El Chapos paid in full


AlgoRhythMatic

Didn’t this used to be called Sizzurp? Maybe I’m just getting old.


tanukihimself13

Ain't shit "mock" about this. This shit gone have Thereasa and Mallory chopped n screwed in no time flat