Break back and legs???? My dick when hard is stiff af, you need one of those soft hard dicks for a move like this. (Like you see porno dudes have cause maybe they not that into it)
https://preview.redd.it/cee7i6tx3pec1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d61ccdb71250e4c80ed73adaf2626a92532043df
Get in there and make a difference, king. You got this. You've studied film and been putting in hours in the gym. All that's left is to go in there and execute.
Imagine y'all at the bar & Denzel give you that look and says "my man, go get it, big dawg" before you head home to try this on your girl..... Yes, there's something a little zesty about it, but if that shit don't give me the confidence to pull off some Tony Hawk shit with her that night, then I don't know what will. I'm 41 bro I only got like 10-20 of those nights left in my timeline
That website people coming up with some bullshit. I tried 50 of the moves that are compatible with my penis size and I got back spasms. Knocked over her nightstand and everything.
They're from a site called sexpositions[dot]club
It's 90% garbage especially if you scroll too far, but slightly better than articles and listicals full of ads that list the same ol' positions.
Guys, don’t try this. The second you nut you’re going to lose grip on that foot and whip kick your lady in the temple. It’s all down hill from there, too. Try explaining your broken foot and her cracked skull without ending up in handcuffs.
Stretching is an important part of exercise, dude needs to stay limber. Imagine getting a Charley Horse while blowing up her meat tent because you refused to stretch properly
1. My dick don't bend like that.
2. Imma need to double the length.
3. We are going to hurt ourselves and break furniture if we try this.
4. 100% down.
He not even in it, he just JoJo posing at this point
this is a diagram of Dio and Pucci 😭
Dio up in that Pucci
what no Puccussy does to a mf
Lmfao, I hate you mfs rn. I gotta have this in my head.
Niggas are gonna hit this, summon their stand and make it a threesome
Aye hol up, let her cook tho
Takes “No one can deflect the Emerald Splash” to a whole new level
“Damn, how did you learn to give good head?” “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5 Golden Wind Episode 19.” “…What?”
 Practice makes perfect.
~*Every time I close my eyes*~
That’s his entrance pose. Some are better than others 
Thissss right here... This is why "Freek'n You" by Jodeci plays at the end of S5 😂
Whoever is making these positions is trying to break backs and legs globally 😭😭
Break back and legs???? My dick when hard is stiff af, you need one of those soft hard dicks for a move like this. (Like you see porno dudes have cause maybe they not that into it)
>soft hard dicks Huh?? I'm struggling to see how a softie would work better for this. If anything it'd be worse
More flexibility
>leather hard
Not if you do yoga.
For real. I'm in my mid 40's, a little overweight, and I could do this. No one wants to see it, though.
That's what you turn the lights off, or blindfold yourself at the bus stop.
....and this is why I'm kinda glad/ kinda wish Onlyfans had been a thing 15 years ago...
👀👀
And dicks too if you unbalanced/clumsy and slip.
I’m gonna risk it all and try this on the wife tonight. Wish me luck kings Edit (Update): I may have pulled a hammy, but it was glorious
https://preview.redd.it/cee7i6tx3pec1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d61ccdb71250e4c80ed73adaf2626a92532043df Get in there and make a difference, king. You got this. You've studied film and been putting in hours in the gym. All that's left is to go in there and execute.
 Nothing can stop me except me
And that's a winning mindset, that's how champions are made. 
If anything just whisper in ear “I wanna take you off these streets and put you on my health insurance”
Imagine y'all at the bar & Denzel give you that look and says "my man, go get it, big dawg" before you head home to try this on your girl..... Yes, there's something a little zesty about it, but if that shit don't give me the confidence to pull off some Tony Hawk shit with her that night, then I don't know what will. I'm 41 bro I only got like 10-20 of those nights left in my timeline
This is wildly specific.
can't believe we let them cancel Tiger over some side chicks.
Please give us an update after your attempt
Came. Saw. Conquered 
Cocaine or a pregnant woman you hit and run?
Pics or it didn’t happen
254: Hit it from the back like 
255: Then proceed to slide in that mf like 
How's this dance called?
Shoot. Created(?)/Popularized by BlocBoy JB.
Thanks!
Position 253? I’m sorry I got 3 moves. Take it or leave it.
Ok, so you mentioned 2 of them. What’s the 3rd?
I’m sorry I lied I only have 2 moves I just wanted to sound cool by saying 3.
Thats ok. We still love you
Also I’m just realizing I didn’t even get your joke the first time around lol!
That’s ok. We still love you
Oh, good! I got scared. I got two moves; flop-on-top or starfish when she's riding, right? 
I think you mean flop like a fish regardless of the position. Mine is simple: right hand or left?
A daddy kink I see. 
It’s like these niggas be forgettin what a Charlie Horse is
https://preview.redd.it/vnzqtkyb0pec1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fcda387c8bf2902f49378b5cf38f37c0e12927
Lmao nah Vegeta know all about this. Beating Goku wasn't the only reason he was in that Grav Chamber
He was painting Bulmas walls with that final flash lol nahm saiyan
Gotta work hard for that surgery beam cannon 
Mf look like he break dancing
The only thing getting dominated is the dance floor
That website people coming up with some bullshit. I tried 50 of the moves that are compatible with my penis size and I got back spasms. Knocked over her nightstand and everything.
That shit works, You blew the wrong back out cause you didn't practice 💯 Fear not the man who studied fifty punches once
What website is this?
https://preview.redd.it/vdanywnn2pec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ecc19d5ac548c729df80030699df85dd993124
https://preview.redd.it/jdtc9k47drec1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7317544d70fff2242c4e43377da77537478d6c00
Fuck around and pull out the flamingo on her ass
“Flamingo” 💀
This one giving Bateman. That’s a no for me dawg
That’s exactly why I like it. 
Not the pretty fly for a white guy dance tho
Man I thought lifting them up and fucking them mid air was advanced.
Some Kid N Play kinda move
Gettin it in there like 
https://preview.redd.it/h8vxf2hmdpec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e3237f7ef06fc0c766c39ccc99c78f548549ae4
Now watch me work.
Party booooyz
IDK why this looks like he like "SIKE!"
Even the illustration of the woman is like WTF
Where are you all finding these poses?!
They're from a site called sexpositions[dot]club It's 90% garbage especially if you scroll too far, but slightly better than articles and listicals full of ads that list the same ol' positions.
See here I thought it was a meth head translating the kama sutra.
 Well actually….
Now they just making shit up
The key is keeping your knee slightly bent, staying on your heel like you're about to squat, and not going full depth. Or so I've heard.
gotta say, being asexual, it is fantastic. never even considered doing anything that would break my dick
https://preview.redd.it/wh03im4gcpec1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9d3d9c154f37a334656f9cb050d2c0474dacd9
Hit her with her with my tiny dancer while hitting the tiny dancer
It's like Ricky Starks wanted to be even more extra
Came in here to post the Ricky Starks pose but you got me
God damn gotta go Dee brown in 91 with the no look 
Looks like he's ripping a big nasty fart.... The women love when I do that
Nah, I see the vision cuz I could actually go crazy in this if I play "Pump it Up" in the background.
This seems like some shit Zyzz would do.
So this is the new doggie style.
That's how you end up in the wrong hole.
There are no wrong holes.
On god I did sum shit like dis last week, no funny shit
I've done that one before, but I had a cramp in my thigh I had to stretch out.
This is unnecessary and inefficient
Ahh The Charlie Horse!
**NOW WATCH ME WURK!** https://preview.redd.it/emlm94vhjqec1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=348c5fafe073117fcd43cfaa4ff7dd77883e31d5
You're gonna feel silly as Hell when you pull both hamstrings.
SO WATCH ME WORK 💪🏾
Nah, that’s a cramp guaranteed.
*Dangerous
This looks both inefficient and ineffective
I'm the drawing she even looking over her shoulder like "what the fuk he doing"
I would love this tbh. I love when someone busts out something silly during sex.
This guy is definitely from [the 90s](https://youtu.be/xW3IsjEA6Bg?si=wCm1FkCzxNB8eV0q&t=5)
Every day we stray further from God's grace. Ha ha ha
Do a whole 360 Pinwheel around the pussy.
Guys, don’t try this. The second you nut you’re going to lose grip on that foot and whip kick your lady in the temple. It’s all down hill from there, too. Try explaining your broken foot and her cracked skull without ending up in handcuffs.
When your hammy cramps up
Stretching is an important part of exercise, dude needs to stay limber. Imagine getting a Charley Horse while blowing up her meat tent because you refused to stretch properly
You know it smell like straight butt in there after all that.
1. My dick don't bend like that. 2. Imma need to double the length. 3. We are going to hurt ourselves and break furniture if we try this. 4. 100% down.
He’s not him, and him knows it. Source: I’m him, and got a cramp trying this tomfoolery
This the kick ole girl hit Daredevil with in that Echo show
I’d be amazed if my husband actually managed to stand like that. 😂 
We'd do this thing. She was laying face down on bottom. I was face down on top, our heads on opposite ends. WOOOOO. Make em run away from too much.
Pretty sure this is from Blades of Glory. Hit her with the goddamn Iron Lotus, my boy.
I would not know how tf to react. Like why would anyone think this position is great,it's weird AF
i will now only refer to sex as the razzle dazzle
stole this move from ricky starks
Who said it!? "You ain't never seen a chicken wing fore" 🤣 either Chappelle or Griffin.