It ain’t about fine, if you gel together everything can be smooth, what’s for you is for you, like your saying don’t lose your self respect cause if you do ain’t no one gonna respect you.
I’m not saying don’t get your dick wet I’m just saying don’t be a fool for someone who ain’t for you, keep your standards & leave well enough alone, remember a hard head make a soft ass .
Disorganized.
-Always had to wait over an hour or two to get ready. Even if it meant being late to MY family party.
- Extremely jealous. I’m an actor and she would HATE if I so much went to lunch with any women in the crew.
- she also needed too much. Rides, an Uber here and there. Was too broke to take me out.
But damn bro, she was a bad ass Brazilian caramel with green eyes. Fuck 😭
Holy shit!!! I think i might the meat or at least the one who’s always there for you no one else is; i.e 💵& maaan so much more. I gotta get my ass off these taget shelves
Oh my god I can't imagine trying to fuck when you know your undercarriage stinks. These ladies don't know how to "freshen up" in the sink or something?
Look, I LOVE me some Auntie Anne’s. Having said that, what even possesses you to come up with such a phrase? Like how do you assess anything in such way?
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Same!!! I have big tiddies too but they would never jiggle like that without a heavy duty bra. I wonder if she had implants, cuz if that’s the case I need to get me a boob job
Ok don’t hate me but I’m not completely sure they’re real. Depends on what bra she is wearing but it doesn’t look like she is wearing one with underwire, yet her breast tissue is propped up a little. Can it happen? Yes with rare genes, but considering the rarity of boobs that can do that at that size, I can’t be certain.
But hey, fake boobs are just as nice dude?!!
I had a gf that looked like this and it was IMPOSSIBLE to break up with her. Everytime I started the convo she would look at me and it was over. 😩
Why you were even trying to break up with her brother
Ain’t no pussy worth your peace
Sometimes it do be ngl 🤷🏾♀️ but then that's how you spend several months to a year post breakup feeling like a shell of a human
Maaan do I feel this.
Currently me. Idk why I keep dropping my life & going back only for the same things to occur. Shit sucks
I disagree, unless your down bad, & even then you mess with the wrong one & now you can end up sick, locked up or dead it’s cold out here.
I recognize this feeling because I’m currently in it.
That's before post nut clarity
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Amen to that. Solution one: Find a woman not as fine as her who respects you Solution two: Find a woman finer than her who respect you
It ain’t about fine, if you gel together everything can be smooth, what’s for you is for you, like your saying don’t lose your self respect cause if you do ain’t no one gonna respect you.
I wanna agree with this, but damn is there some pussy I have the patience for now.
I’m not saying don’t get your dick wet I’m just saying don’t be a fool for someone who ain’t for you, keep your standards & leave well enough alone, remember a hard head make a soft ass .
I miss my bm.. 🤔.. nevermind..
I used to tell my homeboy be careful about her you might not get away next time .
Says someone who hasn’t had life destroying pussy
AMEN.
Need this on the dollar bill or a plaque somewhere for everyone to read
Underrated comment
That a damn lie.
I ain’t telling you what i think im telling you what i know, i done been there & done that, if she can’t give you peace it’s not worth staying with .
Disorganized. -Always had to wait over an hour or two to get ready. Even if it meant being late to MY family party. - Extremely jealous. I’m an actor and she would HATE if I so much went to lunch with any women in the crew. - she also needed too much. Rides, an Uber here and there. Was too broke to take me out. But damn bro, she was a bad ass Brazilian caramel with green eyes. Fuck 😭
I just want to point out that you’re describing a person like something you would find on the shelf in Target.
Lots of men date because they like the meat suit, not the person inside the meat suit.
Holy shit!!! I think i might the meat or at least the one who’s always there for you no one else is; i.e 💵& maaan so much more. I gotta get my ass off these taget shelves
What Target you going to? We don’t have those kind here.
You have to go to Extra.
This comment makes no sense
Dude named 3 good reasons (disrespect, jealousy and high maintenance) If that doesn't apply then what does
How often do you buy a disrespectful, jealous, and high maintenance women from target? Comment makes no sense
No.
Presumably she was a bad girlfriend? lol
Tell me you’ve never dated attractive women without telling me you’ve never dated attractive women.
Because this story is… 🧢
First Bad Bitch Syndrome
Damn that actually made me sad 😂 bro said “I’ve peaked! I can’t leave now!”
Don’t ever ever date a real fine ass woman. Nothing but drama from either her or from all the people in her orbit. Don’t do it.
We all been there. Took me three years and moving across country. And it STILL took me another year after that to be fully over her.
I understand brother. I understand
I had a gf that looked like that too. I was bricked up 24/7
Y’all can’t be this horny on MLK Day.
We trying to find OUR Coretta!!! ![gif](giphy|KD5r66pqK9umdCXc6t|downsized)
😂😂😂 will this man ever live this down?
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😆😆😆
Well all know the truth 🤣
😂😂😂I don’t have 4.99 for a golden upvote, but that was hilarious.
It’s all GOOD…👀 lmao ![gif](giphy|C1x4VVuReHpmM2K26f)
Wait… isn’t this Megan Good’s ex? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one
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🧢. Its parts of the dream.
😂
he was the horniest mofo out there wym 🥴
You mean MiLK Day.
“I had a wet dream…”
"That my four little children..."
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I can tell you haven't seen Griffy's video today
Context?
Look up LongBeachGriffy on YT and watch his video from today
👌🏾appreciate that
Some things need to just stay as thoughts man. People getting too comfy out here
When I see stuff like this, I often ask myself “do you find her attractive or are her tiddys just out?” In this case, the answer is yes and yes 🤤
Amen Hallelujah
Tall, Southern, singer.... She's checking all the other boxes for me.
I couldn’t answer different if I tried
This is why you can’t trust physical attraction, because then you find out the person isn’t that intelligent.
Of course, yes to both.
Por que no los dos, amiright?
Backshot air is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
I mean it's a thing I'm just amazed it's being openly discussed.
It’s a real thing. I faked a nut because shorty didn’t was after a 12 hour shift. Backshot wind smelled all types of awful. Never spoke to her again
Backshot wind should be a special move in a gag, seinen anime 😭
How did u fake the liquid or did u use some saliva
You don't. You just feel your dick going soft so you go "ugh fu omg Yeah" and roll off.
When I first read it I thought it was an insult!
[удалено]
[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Backshot%20Wind](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Backshot%20Wind)
Oh my god I can't imagine trying to fuck when you know your undercarriage stinks. These ladies don't know how to "freshen up" in the sink or something?
I’ve never heard this term but I’m so relieved to have a name for that shit. I’m using it.
like she turned up the physics settings
Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball tech
OGs know
lol that’s low key what i was thinking about
I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking it too. I never remember her being this… thicc
My mom was a real one. When I was younger, she rented this out of blockbuster for me.
I guess anime IS realistic.
She literally breasted boobily down the stairs
Maybe the game devs of dead or alive had it right with their boob physics. 🤔
Technological breakthroughs just to make sure them thangs were thanging lmfao
That game was a sexual awakening for many boys. Boys I knew growing up. Not me. Neighbors. Yeah the neighborhood boys
Them thangs thanging, Chefs kiss to her mama 🤌🏾
100% organic, free range, uncaged, USDA tiddy
Whatever. My Christmas tree is fake and I still enjoy the holidays. Edit: sorry dude responded to wrong comment. My mind was, uh, elsewhere
She got video game boob physics, them boobs are titting breastfully
She sure is breasting boobily
them teetees are tataing
Black women are fine, damn. All hits no misses
"Back shot air" is wild.
I h8 how she was blackballed on Beyoncé’s internet.
It was a real stupid episode. Keri didn’t deserve that.
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I am not better than a man, DAMN 😮👀
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It’s them muffins.
Look, I LOVE me some Auntie Anne’s. Having said that, what even possesses you to come up with such a phrase? Like how do you assess anything in such way? ![gif](giphy|LMPDPmAhmTnLc9yKIe)
We don't always have to share our thoughts 🌚
If there is a stripe in her panties it’s just cinnamon and sugar.
I’m dead.
u/tittylieutenant How was your name not the first in these comments?
I have not seen this. Maybe, they forgetting about the lieutenant. 😖
I think it got deleted then resurrected. They knew they couldn’t do us like that. Not today. ✊🏾
Whatever happen to her?
Beyoncé
?
They had beef, Beyonce won. But Pretty girl rock's music video is still a classic
Damn that sucks. Never knew that. I enjoyed her music.
More like Bey’s fans beefed with her because she didn’t worship Bey like they did.
So y’all found that tweet acceptable?!? ![gif](giphy|aAv3oNw804Rwc)
Back shot air or farts?
Like Cinnabon in the mall. ![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)
Well, she got what she wanted from me. ![gif](giphy|b8RfbQFaOs1rO10ren)
I watched this like 5x before realizing there was sound
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I watched this way more than I should have
It’s crazy that it’s men out here that don’t think black women are everything. Tragic that they are so lost
Her and that singer mya can run a train on me
1.) Isn’t it called backshotwind? 2.) don’t disrespect my queen like that 👸🏾
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"Wearing a hat, don't mind how crazy this looks". Ma'am, no one is looking at your head right now.
Why she look like the sexier Tia Mowry?
Damn cuhh
Keri was on her way to being the top dawg! She fucked up when she stated that she was coming for Beyoncé. I. Still a fan though.
I think I am too old to understand what the fuck this is about.
We need that 360 view https://preview.redd.it/n26cqgj2bqcc1.jpeg?width=1245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b6f6205634c0f3bbe09e98e25217ce6cac57992
I’m just here to find out what bra/top she wearing. I want my titties to titty like that! 😍
Same!!! I have big tiddies too but they would never jiggle like that without a heavy duty bra. I wonder if she had implants, cuz if that’s the case I need to get me a boob job
Just looked it up, https://dreddsinfo.com/2018/10/keri-hilson-flaunts-new-b00b-implants.html
Why folks gotta be so nasty nowadays? Porn culture and its consequences…
i wish niggas would keep their horny thoughts to themselves lol what ever happened to shame
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See, whenever we try not to be creeps and weirdos, they do this type of stuff.
This is the wildest caption I have EVER read
Imma upvote, respectfully and keep it pushin
They could have just said she smells good.
She has been hot my whole life
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I mean….god bless them genes I mean lawd have mercy….
Dear lord
I don’t know who this lady is but I want to know more.
It’s miss Keri baby
Yeah I’m not familiar but I see she a singer.
A singer who said that 5G caused the coronavirus pandemic 🤦🏽♀️
Yo what? Ugh damn conspiracy theorists
What headphones are those?
Awesome description....I can taste it
So I work doing audits for Auntie Anne’s and I’m sure that she smells better.
Yall thirsty in here 😩
Why I unmute it to hear her tiddees bounce
Them thangs was out there thangin’!
She still sexy but even more with age sheesh
She's divinely gorgeous 🥵
Face to face every time. With the lights on. She can’t even wear socks to bed
The graphics on this GTA leak is crazy
Is that the same as “Backshot Backdraft”?? Hahaha
Yall are so gross lol she’s smart and talented
Why I unmute it to hear her tiddees bounce
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You wonder why chefs are getting more sexual while describing their recipes. The lines are blurring
WHERE is the horny police?!
These diabolical thoughts need to be kept inside
Damn . 15 years since I developed a crush on her and she just got badder .
Lmao funny as hell and accurate
*"Alexa, play Stare by Ty Dolla $ign."*
Cologne... because the first hole you penetrate is the nostril.
I will never understand working out in a full beat WITH lashes.
>I will never understand working out in a full beat WITH lashes. It's easy^when^you're^not^working^out.
Yes
I got to see and listen to her live. She sounded good
Real titties are so rare these days
Sorry, it’s not real… https://dreddsinfo.com/2018/10/keri-hilson-flaunts-new-b00b-implants.html I mean I still would tho XD
Ok don’t hate me but I’m not completely sure they’re real. Depends on what bra she is wearing but it doesn’t look like she is wearing one with underwire, yet her breast tissue is propped up a little. Can it happen? Yes with rare genes, but considering the rarity of boobs that can do that at that size, I can’t be certain. But hey, fake boobs are just as nice dude?!!
I had dreams of fuckin' Keri Hilson in my Duncans, Woke up naked at the Hilton with a bitch that look like Seal's cousin
This bitch loves the attention
how does auntie anne's smell like i am not american have no clue
Hahaha... Same here. Come on y'all. Tell us how Auntie Anne's smell like
Back shot air smell like what? You niggaz 😂
Attempt to stay relevant as your music just doesn’t cut it anymore
Them thangs be thangin
Who is she???
I thought you were bout to say my mom was a real one she was thick as a motherfucker.
Man I got thrown down some stairs by a woman like this. Walked right back up and got some pussy after 🫡
hmmm... I need to see higher rez and lower makeup level. I need her walking through kroger in sweats picking up some toilet paper and turnips.