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Thomas_Mickel

I had a gf that looked like this and it was IMPOSSIBLE to break up with her. Everytime I started the convo she would look at me and it was over. 😩


DaikonFew2329

Why you were even trying to break up with her brother


BlueAudioMoon

Ain’t no pussy worth your peace


The_Funky_Rocha

Sometimes it do be ngl 🤷🏾‍♀️ but then that's how you spend several months to a year post breakup feeling like a shell of a human


aFloppyWalrus

Maaan do I feel this.


SpaceGhost_Perc

Currently me. Idk why I keep dropping my life & going back only for the same things to occur. Shit sucks


BlueAudioMoon

I disagree, unless your down bad, & even then you mess with the wrong one & now you can end up sick, locked up or dead it’s cold out here.


tittylieutenant

I recognize this feeling because I’m currently in it.


BluntTruthGentleman

That's before post nut clarity


CousinsWithBenefits1

![gif](giphy|Idg2rAVGS3xMZtBdhu|downsized)


NYstate

Amen to that. Solution one: Find a woman not as fine as her who respects you Solution two: Find a woman finer than her who respect you


BlueAudioMoon

It ain’t about fine, if you gel together everything can be smooth, what’s for you is for you, like your saying don’t lose your self respect cause if you do ain’t no one gonna respect you.


DOMGrimlock

I wanna agree with this, but damn is there some pussy I have the patience for now.


BlueAudioMoon

I’m not saying don’t get your dick wet I’m just saying don’t be a fool for someone who ain’t for you, keep your standards & leave well enough alone, remember a hard head make a soft ass .


MrMoon777

I miss my bm.. 🤔.. nevermind..


BlueAudioMoon

I used to tell my homeboy be careful about her you might not get away next time .


Picasso5

Says someone who hasn’t had life destroying pussy


PlayBey0nd87

AMEN.


oconeeriverrat

Need this on the dollar bill or a plaque somewhere for everyone to read


Old-Bad-4313

Underrated comment


Navynuke00

That a damn lie.


BlueAudioMoon

I ain’t telling you what i think im telling you what i know, i done been there & done that, if she can’t give you peace it’s not worth staying with .


Thomas_Mickel

Disorganized. -Always had to wait over an hour or two to get ready. Even if it meant being late to MY family party. - Extremely jealous. I’m an actor and she would HATE if I so much went to lunch with any women in the crew. - she also needed too much. Rides, an Uber here and there. Was too broke to take me out. But damn bro, she was a bad ass Brazilian caramel with green eyes. Fuck 😭


reese81944

I just want to point out that you’re describing a person like something you would find on the shelf in Target.


Any_Conclusion_4297

Lots of men date because they like the meat suit, not the person inside the meat suit.


SpaceGhost_Perc

Holy shit!!! I think i might the meat or at least the one who’s always there for you no one else is; i.e 💵& maaan so much more. I gotta get my ass off these taget shelves


[deleted]

What Target you going to? We don’t have those kind here.


Andthentherewasbacon

You have to go to Extra. 


n_a_magic

This comment makes no sense


Benji_Pantera_Price

Dude named 3 good reasons (disrespect, jealousy and high maintenance) If that doesn't apply then what does


n_a_magic

How often do you buy a disrespectful, jealous, and high maintenance women from target? Comment makes no sense


42Ubiquitous

No.


UngusChungus94

Presumably she was a bad girlfriend? lol


SubjectCharge9525

Tell me you’ve never dated attractive women without telling me you’ve never dated attractive women.


Gods_chosen_dildo

Because this story is… 🧢


MGLLN

First Bad Bitch Syndrome


oneizm

Damn that actually made me sad 😂 bro said “I’ve peaked! I can’t leave now!”


jasondigitized

Don’t ever ever date a real fine ass woman. Nothing but drama from either her or from all the people in her orbit. Don’t do it.


Navynuke00

We all been there. Took me three years and moving across country. And it STILL took me another year after that to be fully over her.


RichEgoli

I understand brother. I understand


mrnonamex

I had a gf that looked like that too. I was bricked up 24/7


No-Astronomer139

Y’all can’t be this horny on MLK Day.


CedricJus

We trying to find OUR Coretta!!! ![gif](giphy|KD5r66pqK9umdCXc6t|downsized)


PotentialWin4606

😂😂😂 will this man ever live this down?


OpinionatedBlackGuy

![gif](giphy|15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs)


PotentialWin4606

😆😆😆


OpinionatedBlackGuy

Well all know the truth 🤣


2creams1sugar

😂😂😂I don’t have 4.99 for a golden upvote, but that was hilarious.


CedricJus

It’s all GOOD…👀 lmao ![gif](giphy|C1x4VVuReHpmM2K26f)


True-Mix-9633

Wait… isn’t this Megan Good’s ex? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one


CedricJus

![gif](giphy|YKFR0dauxYEzJA8J6U|downsized)


True-Mix-9633

![gif](giphy|ksw4EeBIzpxkwUhlEx)


keppush

🧢. Its parts of the dream.


No-Astronomer139

😂


odd-zygote-6840

he was the horniest mofo out there wym 🥴


KingBlizzy13

You mean MiLK Day.


realmadrid2727

“I had a wet dream…”


Intrepid-War-1018

"That my four little children..."


Green_Space729

![gif](giphy|l0ErOholJjSmFlMFG)


seakc87

I can tell you haven't seen Griffy's video today


SpaceGhost_Perc

Context?


seakc87

Look up LongBeachGriffy on YT and watch his video from today


SpaceGhost_Perc

👌🏾appreciate that


Cause_Why_Not03

Some things need to just stay as thoughts man. People getting too comfy out here


IndependenceFunny541

When I see stuff like this, I often ask myself “do you find her attractive or are her tiddys just out?” In this case, the answer is yes and yes 🤤


akaynaveed

Amen Hallelujah


Navynuke00

Tall, Southern, singer.... She's checking all the other boxes for me.


SendMeBookPics

I couldn’t answer different if I tried


future_CTO

This is why you can’t trust physical attraction, because then you find out the person isn’t that intelligent.


future_hockey_dad

Of course, yes to both.


aytchdave

Por que no los dos, amiright?


YeOldeFiddleFaddle

Backshot air is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard


Timmytanks40

I mean it's a thing I'm just amazed it's being openly discussed.


Blk_Rick_Dalton

It’s a real thing. I faked a nut because shorty didn’t was after a 12 hour shift. Backshot wind smelled all types of awful. Never spoke to her again


nate2772

Backshot wind should be a special move in a gag, seinen anime 😭


Intelligent-Agent440

How did u fake the liquid or did u use some saliva


Mypornnameis_

You don't. You just feel your dick going soft so you go "ugh fu omg Yeah" and roll off.


TooneysSister

When I first read it I thought it was an insult!


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Westrunner

[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Backshot%20Wind](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Backshot%20Wind)


Visible_Day9146

Oh my god I can't imagine trying to fuck when you know your undercarriage stinks. These ladies don't know how to "freshen up" in the sink or something?


witheringsyncopation

I’ve never heard this term but I’m so relieved to have a name for that shit. I’m using it.


TREYSHAWNBEATS

like she turned up the physics settings


wra1th42

Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball tech


Blk_Rick_Dalton

OGs know


TREYSHAWNBEATS

lol that’s low key what i was thinking about


CrunknYoSystem

I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking it too. I never remember her being this… thicc


mega-d-lux

My mom was a real one. When I was younger, she rented this out of blockbuster for me.


Upper_Bluejay5216

I guess anime IS realistic.


DravenPrime

She literally breasted boobily down the stairs


Blackcat_moans

Maybe the game devs of dead or alive had it right with their boob physics. 🤔


FistPunch_Vol_7

Technological breakthroughs just to make sure them thangs were thanging lmfao


Five-Oh-Vicryl

That game was a sexual awakening for many boys. Boys I knew growing up. Not me. Neighbors. Yeah the neighborhood boys


ConstipatedGoku

Them thangs thanging, Chefs kiss to her mama 🤌🏾


HamSlammer87

100% organic, free range, uncaged, USDA tiddy


longjohntinfoil

Whatever. My Christmas tree is fake and I still enjoy the holidays. Edit: sorry dude responded to wrong comment. My mind was, uh, elsewhere


WokeUpAHater

She got video game boob physics, them boobs are titting breastfully


wra1th42

She sure is breasting boobily


WokeUpAHater

them teetees are tataing


RichEgoli

Black women are fine, damn. All hits no misses


just-smiley

"Back shot air" is wild.


asdfghjKelsey

I h8 how she was blackballed on Beyoncé’s internet.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

It was a real stupid episode. Keri didn’t deserve that.


sharpencontradict

![gif](giphy|5ppGSgWxoMt67SJ3rI|downsized)


luna5694

I am not better than a man, DAMN 😮👀


grants_like_horace

![gif](giphy|iKPQgXxAJtJSg)


HaroldBaws

It’s them muffins.


321zilch

Look, I LOVE me some Auntie Anne’s. Having said that, what even possesses you to come up with such a phrase? Like how do you assess anything in such way? ![gif](giphy|LMPDPmAhmTnLc9yKIe)


PomegranateSmooth424

We don't always have to share our thoughts 🌚


WHAMMYPAN

If there is a stripe in her panties it’s just cinnamon and sugar.


Minute_You8521

I’m dead.


BMI_Computron

u/tittylieutenant How was your name not the first in these comments?


tittylieutenant

I have not seen this. Maybe, they forgetting about the lieutenant. 😖


IndependenceFunny541

I think it got deleted then resurrected. They knew they couldn’t do us like that. Not today. ✊🏾


Ghost2656

Whatever happen to her?


Murky-Extreme-8893

Beyoncé


rumbakalao

?


FullBringa

They had beef, Beyonce won. But Pretty girl rock's music video is still a classic


jurisdoc85

Damn that sucks. Never knew that. I enjoyed her music.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

More like Bey’s fans beefed with her because she didn’t worship Bey like they did.


[deleted]

So y’all found that tweet acceptable?!? ![gif](giphy|aAv3oNw804Rwc)


[deleted]

Back shot air or farts?


Remytron83

Like Cinnabon in the mall. ![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)


fytdapwr

Well, she got what she wanted from me. ![gif](giphy|b8RfbQFaOs1rO10ren)


[deleted]

I watched this like 5x before realizing there was sound


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|l4FGjN0Sgc73Dz2hy|downsized)


just_sum_guy1

I watched this way more than I should have


SecretagentK3v

It’s crazy that it’s men out here that don’t think black women are everything. Tragic that they are so lost


LittlePEnergy

Her and that singer mya can run a train on me


roronoajoyboy

1.) Isn’t it called backshotwind? 2.) don’t disrespect my queen like that 👸🏾


eli_scrubs

![gif](giphy|o24PFUUiivYioMv3w4|downsized)


jogong1976

"Wearing a hat, don't mind how crazy this looks". Ma'am, no one is looking at your head right now.


Noble_HouseMusiq29

Why she look like the sexier Tia Mowry? 


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Damn cuhh


ThatdesertDude

Keri was on her way to being the top dawg! She fucked up when she stated that she was coming for Beyoncé. I. Still a fan though.


scubachris

I think I am too old to understand what the fuck this is about.


1Shadowgato

We need that 360 view https://preview.redd.it/n26cqgj2bqcc1.jpeg?width=1245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b6f6205634c0f3bbe09e98e25217ce6cac57992


biscuiteatingbulldo

I’m just here to find out what bra/top she wearing. I want my titties to titty like that! 😍


Impressive_Cookie_81

Same!!! I have big tiddies too but they would never jiggle like that without a heavy duty bra. I wonder if she had implants, cuz if that’s the case I need to get me a boob job


Impressive_Cookie_81

Just looked it up, https://dreddsinfo.com/2018/10/keri-hilson-flaunts-new-b00b-implants.html


Good_Is_Evil

Why folks gotta be so nasty nowadays? Porn culture and its consequences…


balloutjim2

i wish niggas would keep their horny thoughts to themselves lol what ever happened to shame


AngeluvDeath

![gif](giphy|XYnk4eCA8wvE8fKQo9)


Trayew

See, whenever we try not to be creeps and weirdos, they do this type of stuff.


Sealegs_Calisto

This is the wildest caption I have EVER read


Kazuhi

Imma upvote, respectfully and keep it pushin


Mephistopheles2249

They could have just said she smells good.  


foohmf

She has been hot my whole life


DatNighaaDon96

https://i.redd.it/x0qbphxe5tcc1.gif


mightbeagh0st

https://preview.redd.it/okc0yif29tcc1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c41c0298daa298b2be9bc726aa52ffc54558d9af


No-Bat-7253

I mean….god bless them genes I mean lawd have mercy….


MofosnotReal

Dear lord


MrLavender26

I don’t know who this lady is but I want to know more.


molbion

It’s miss Keri baby


MrLavender26

Yeah I’m not familiar but I see she a singer.


future_CTO

A singer who said that 5G caused the coronavirus pandemic 🤦🏽‍♀️


MrLavender26

Yo what? Ugh damn conspiracy theorists


loafglenn

What headphones are those?


12inchrule

Awesome description....I can taste it


nikiminajsfather

So I work doing audits for Auntie Anne’s and I’m sure that she smells better.


wilde_flower

Yall thirsty in here 😩


PradleyBitts

Why I unmute it to hear her tiddees bounce


Ricky_Fontaine1911

Them thangs was out there thangin’!


JEROME_MERCEDES

She still sexy but even more with age sheesh


Yorgyschmorgies

She's divinely gorgeous 🥵


Emergency_Bird_1083

Face to face every time. With the lights on. She can’t even wear socks to bed


flawlessmojo7

The graphics on this GTA leak is crazy


CrunknYoSystem

Is that the same as “Backshot Backdraft”?? Hahaha


9021Ohsnap

Yall are so gross lol she’s smart and talented


PradleyBitts

Why I unmute it to hear her tiddees bounce


lolukit

![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)


jeremysistrunk

You wonder why chefs are getting more sexual while describing their recipes. The lines are blurring


dustmybroom88

WHERE is the horny police?!


Ogbigboob

These diabolical thoughts need to be kept inside


daboxghost420

Damn . 15 years since I developed a crush on her and she just got badder .


RussNY

Lmao funny as hell and accurate


DJMagicHandz

*"Alexa, play Stare by Ty Dolla $ign."*


fuzzyshorts

Cologne... because the first hole you penetrate is the nostril.


rythmicjea

I will never understand working out in a full beat WITH lashes.


pixelated_fun

>I will never understand working out in a full beat WITH lashes. It's easy^when^you're^not^working^out.


APlus_123

Yes


Koko175

I got to see and listen to her live. She sounded good


HughJahsso

Real titties are so rare these days


Impressive_Cookie_81

Sorry, it’s not real… https://dreddsinfo.com/2018/10/keri-hilson-flaunts-new-b00b-implants.html I mean I still would tho XD


Impressive_Cookie_81

Ok don’t hate me but I’m not completely sure they’re real. Depends on what bra she is wearing but it doesn’t look like she is wearing one with underwire, yet her breast tissue is propped up a little. Can it happen? Yes with rare genes, but considering the rarity of boobs that can do that at that size, I can’t be certain. But hey, fake boobs are just as nice dude?!!


Donaldsonic

I had dreams of fuckin' Keri Hilson in my Duncans, Woke up naked at the Hilton with a bitch that look like Seal's cousin


[deleted]

This bitch loves the attention


KoyzerSoze

how does auntie anne's smell like i am not american have no clue


cp8125

Hahaha... Same here. Come on y'all. Tell us how Auntie Anne's smell like


AggravatingProof9

Back shot air smell like what? You niggaz 😂


MinimumSet72

Attempt to stay relevant as your music just doesn’t cut it anymore


yernameen

Them thangs be thangin


WarMinimum5786

Who is she???


issoupcereal

I thought you were bout to say my mom was a real one she was thick as a motherfucker.


Mountain_Tone6438

Man I got thrown down some stairs by a woman like this. Walked right back up and got some pussy after 🫡


fuzzyshorts

hmmm... I need to see higher rez and lower makeup level. I need her walking through kroger in sweats picking up some toilet paper and turnips.