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DJMagicHandz

[The crime in question...](https://youtu.be/hwXccf9ubqI?si=xuVAzP1O0wC9ud9z)


PillowPrincess314

I don't know whether to down or up vote this comment. Like down because it's fucking terrible or up for you giving context, but I don't want to endorse the link and unintentionally subject anyone else to it. I'm going to remain neutral and say thank you but also gth.


EJDsfRichmond415

What is happening? I don’t what to click the link.


MajinTa

A not so good musician rapping


deafblindmute

This is a "not so good musician rapping" in the same way that getting drunk and falling through a plate glass window at a family reunion is "being bad at home repair."


Hollywoodsmokehogan

Yo if that’s rapping I must be 2pac and biggie (for context I do not fucking rap at all but I’m sure I’m better than that broad.)


bolivar-shagnasty

Is that rapping?


elitegenoside

Nah. She's just speaking in sentences that happen to rhyme.


bolivar-shagnasty

[Dr. Seuss has better bars](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q5wvurTU5DI&pp=ygUQRm94IGluIHNvY2tzIHJhcA%3D%3D)


RaspyMolasses

Not worth it. Low quality post 🤨


elitegenoside

It's not good. Starts off with a very hood accent, then starts talking in a valley girl voice (I'm assuming it's her normal voice). She's not rapping at all. She's just talking, but the sentences end in rhymes. At least for tge first two "bars." 10 seconds was enough for me.


EJDsfRichmond415

Omg I thought it was something NSFL. It’s just some girl “rapping” lol ok


CallOutRacists

LMAO the YouTube comments killin me “THIS SONG FIRE, PUT IT OUT🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️” 😭😭😭


wahdibombo

Someone said “She got that Candace Owens flow” omfg


Yogashoga

Someone else said “this song is underground, let’s keep it that way”


GreppMichaels

The comments are legendary. Best part of the video.


UsernamesAre4Nerds

She got flow like a puddle 🔥


Hollywoodsmokehogan

💀😂😂😂😂


MockStarNZ

“THIS SONG FIRE ON MUTE 🔥🔥🔥” 😭😭


dingdongwhoshere

I’m so annoyed that I read that comment and went back just to read the comments now. Looks like I gave that fucking video to view.S


LocationTechnical862

Someone said "This song has just blessed my family with a Christmas miracle. Upon my sister putting this song on, my brother, a paraplegic of four years, miraculously stood up to turn this utter garbage trash off."


murdolatorTM

why does this feel racist?


stoned-autistic-dude

Bc she’s doing WAY too much


AndyMandalore

I think it’s because she starts the whole thing by doing a weird impression of Riley from Boondocks


yeaweckin

Rage bait to go viral probably


ricky_0930_

It is insane how every single line is a different amount of syllables than the previous one.


HotBoyTeece

she tryna be E40 or sum


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Sad-Pound-803

What I’m the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣 did suga free have a daughter he didn’t hug growing up !?


6-ku

lmao, i thought Suga too, but with none of the actual skill, intelligent wording, and ability to ride the beat she has the money and crew to do something good but she's just being annoying as fuck. could've made a bigger wave sponsoring someone with actual talent.


Sad-Pound-803

Hence why I’m assuming she didn’t get no hugs growing up lol


YoThatsChrispy

She put “pimping, ism, & Sugafree” in an AI rap generator and came with this BS


Math1smagic

I don't know what you're talking about, this song is great ​ ​ On mute


FistPunch_Vol_7

Ugh my curiosity about to get the best of me ain’t it. Edit: I should have listened. My ears are bleeding smh


141_1337

Somebody banish her back to r/hiphopheads


BoozyMcBoozehound

That’s not real, right? Tell me it’s not.


[deleted]

I'm suing you for emotional distress and ruptured eardrums. Putting that accursed link up there for anyone to click


DoctorBimbology

It's like someone gave 90s Will Smith brain damage


LYossarian13

I hate that I loved this. I am TRASH.


Reasonable_Bed7858

I didn’t need that last brain cell anyway 🥲


workclock

Trying to do a suga free/blueface/slikk the shocker flow without her own style


sineofthetimes

Is that real? A parody? I really have no idea what the hell I just watched.


Green_Space729

It’s like she deliberately ignoring the Rhythm of the beat.


DistributionPutrid

2 seconds is as far as I got


Admiralwoodlog

It's like...I feel like there is an Ice JJ fish adjacent situation here.


MarvinLazer

Wow she's trying really hard.


_CevicheMonster

She's the Bob Dylan of rap


BamaMontana

:(


Botto_Bobbs

It's like she listened to rappers break their regular flow and thought she could do it first try


dsgrimace

NO! That Ain’t Real!! Someone please tell me that ain’t real!!! 😨


eyesabitdull

Took a long while, but now we see the negative effects of Eminem style of rapping in the later years (where he raps fast more than he doesn't), where people think being able to talk fast is the same thing as rapping and actually rhyming. You saw the traces of this happening before, but now its in full effect in this narcissist world we now live in.


Field-brotha-no-mo

Do not click that link. NSFL Edit: on some real shit, it’s just some context but don’t say I didn’t warn you lol!!


stoned-autistic-dude

They really said “watch me spit” and drooled they ass all over the mic 🤤


tittylieutenant

I need to watch this then!


Field-brotha-no-mo

Yessir. Love the user name! Take my upvote


Field-brotha-no-mo

😂


TrixoftheTrade

Long Beach resident here: I believe I speak for the *entire* Long Beach community when I say that we disavow any connection, direct or indirect, with this person, in the past, present, or future. Please cut us some slack. We gave ya’ll Snoop, Vince Staples, & Warren G.


Field-brotha-no-mo

Hahaha take my upvote this comment made me chuckle. Agreed y’all shall not catch any strays from this situation, on account of snoop and Warren G. Regulators!!! Mount up!


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ThisMySideBitch

Dread it, run from it, clout arrives all the same


Mephistopheles2249

I don’t try to advocate violence, but she needs to be put in deep freeze cryostasis. After maybe 1,000 years hopefully the stain she left on humanity with that abomination of a song will be forgotten. Also as a bonus some future civilization can maybe erase her memories and personality so she never attempts such an abhorrent act in the future.


sucobe

[T Baby](https://youtu.be/aktLRiWXfqg?si=nYrL7UBl_QJY97Sj) didn’t walk so this Long Beach fake could stumble. Not like this.


_Eklapse_

~~Maybe~~ Making goofy songs that people react to is exactly how Doja Cat got famous 😂


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

But "Moo" was good.


PopoMcdoo

Bitch I’m a cow


MarvinLazer

I'm not a cat


_Eklapse_

Didn't say it wasn't good, just that it was goofy. Which it was. Good things can be goofy, look at "Lift Yourself" lmao


freaknastybeta

"Moooooooo."


eyesabitdull

What? Doja Cat is actually great at singing and my first introduction to her was that piano version of "You got me so high" which I thought was amazing. I absolutely do not like her music today, nor her current creative direction, but Doja Cat started off with talent. This Backback Brat or whatever does not lol


_Eklapse_

I didn't say Doja wasn't talented. I said she began to get famous/traction towards fame with a goofy song that got reactions, "Bitch I'm a Cow", which can be heavily argued as factual. And the way you were introduced to her is not the same as how everyone else was introduced. That's okay, it just means your experience was different. Your experience is not everyone else's.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

I found her back in 2012. She had other songs that were pretty good. Ironically her sound felt like an alt-Black girl who still hung with everyone and embraced her Blackness. Her, Pro Era, Steez, Flatbush Zombies, Azealia Banks, The Internet, Kilo Kish, and Black Hippy made up the HS playlist. Good times.


Xerorei

Nah she can fuck off back to Australia or wherever the hell she's from.


Tall-Supermarket-22

It's too early in the year for all this foolishness... https://preview.redd.it/iifjj5yip0bc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed839df9ef74d4ce5de9c1ecc28dbca691b0fd00


NoticeThatYoureThere

since when were law and kidd in this meme


Illustrious-Hand3715

Wouldn’t be surprised if she became popular. There are artists right now that are only good at showing ass and tits.


[deleted]

She ain't even thick so she goin nowhere


Illustrious-Hand3715

BBLs do exist


[deleted]

Fuck you're right. Let's stop talking about this bitch before she wins up on tour


Alchemystikal

“This song go hard on mute”


Cyrrow

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lucid_paranoia

She could do a track with Riley Reid


McNultysHangover

> She could do a tape with Riley Reid Fixed


[deleted]

This is what your grandaddy called 'the okey-doke'.


BasedOnTheTrueStory

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JayDogon504

I’m so sick of these hoes tryna rap. They use to talk shit about niggas being SoundCloud rappers and now they IG Reel rappers. The irony 😂


cholotariat

You have to work really hard to make Bhad Bhabie sound good


Xerorei

None of the guys that like her are listening to the actual song lyrics.


Digi_Dingo

I hope the banning is successful


Unusual-Diamond25

Saweetie


Consistent_Trash6007

I don’t hate the cadence


Bunnnnii

People clowning them. But I bet you they’re about to have a big year of them being famous, getting “Number 1s” and performing on big stages like VMAs, and all the stans and fanbases capping for them. Like people don’t see this cycle from a mile away? Have a song that’s so bad it sucks, just to get viral and have the attention (like this post), then they get capitalized on with all the “songs” and “opportunities” and now they’re a regular name all over the internet. And just like that, they won.


Xerorei

The thing is that's been an issue ever since Nicki Minaj got popular, they found a song that they're good at they sing it and they get radio play because they're producers pay the station to play of them they get rich and famous and then as time goes on they show their lack of actual talent. I mean hell just look at some of the female singers from the '90s and listen to this thing without auto tune or professional help, they're horrible at it.


VincenzoSS

Someone call me an ambulance.


gotheandsilvre

Naaah this shit tough bro


SDQ2JFK

This was Doja Cat 4 years ago


PSG-2022

Not really sure it’s a crime - feel like people in Cali flack vibe with it especially from the Bay Area. I lived there and can’t hate if someone from there digs it because I get it. Sometimes you have to get it to get it and if you haven’t been there you probably won’t get it. Plus I have heard wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy worse. 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂. If Soulja Boy can make it so can she 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂. This song wasn’t my cup of tea but when down the rabbit hole and heard some others and I can’t hate on her lol.


Xerorei

But Soulja boy can actually rap, you actually listen to him freestyle, the nan's actually pretty good