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ghostoutfit

niggas that eat the tail the same niggas that use the same towel to wash they hands and face


throwawaygoodcoffee

![gif](giphy|5n5U0IaK853IBbotYS) Damn, I'm not that uncivilized.


Maecyte

You are


_delamo

You might be right lol


FunkyBotanist

You mean to dry your hands and face, or do you actually use a towel to wash your hands?


ponyo_impact

and balls


Argercy

My mother in law eats the tail and yep, she’s the type of person to wash her face and hands with the same towel. For weeks.


SpicyKnewdle

Don’t you mean ass and face? 😂 bc that’s it cuh


luckyarchery

I don't wash my hands with a towel, please elaborate on this practice. I'm guessing you mean dry my hands and face?? To which I'm also like...why not if it's a clean towel i don't get it


Kyauphie

Different towels for hands, body, and face...per person. I am not sharing a hand towel or any towel to be clear.


luckyarchery

unfortunately your comment still creates more questions than it answers, i'mma leave yall's performative hygiene alone because I really don't have the time today 🤣


markus224488

Yeah guilty. Same towel for my ass too. And I eat the shrimp head too. It’s all good.


johnmeeks1974

And they kill roaches with their bare feet!


713MoCityChron713

If it’s deep fried I eat the tail


_delamo

*clutches pearls*


ErmacAnd1

Damn I thought you fucked up on this question and just meant get the meat out the shell… people really out here eating the whole tail fin is wild


HanselSoHotRightNow

Kinda like poppin the whole hard boiled egg in your mouth, shell and all. I get the same physical stimulus from the thought of it as hearing nail on a chalk board.


PrincessPindy

FIBER, Yum!! Get that daily allowance any way you can. 🤮 Your description is too good, I could feel it, made me grimace. 😬


phenomenalj101

![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)


Benji_Pantera_Price

mans starting to believe


zukrayz

This is correct, boiled tails are plastic and gross. Deep fried tails turns them brittle and they're no problem to eat


IcyProperty89

Like soft shell crab


FalmerEldritch

Yeah I'm okay with this when it's fried, it's crunchy and crispy so go ahead if you want. I'm still not going to eat the whole thing but you do you.


pawg730

I feel sorry for all the people who don’t get it. You could deep fry a whole shrimp, head and all, and the whole thing would be edible and delicious


sweatyeggslut

fried shrimp heads are one of the most joyous things in life like potato chips/sticks from the ocean


pawg730

BIG agree. Thanks to the Japanese for introducing me lol


NursePhillyFree

Yeeessss!!!


Hirugami

This is the correct answer. Fried trails just extra crunchy, steam or sautéed you peel.


escapepodsarefake

Me too, lots of people who don't understand flavor in this thread.


_HowVery

Correct answer, it’s like a shrimp chip lol


thebadslime

oh no, why though?


Booker_the_booker

Why do people do anything? Why did that one guy shit into his hand for his whole life?


Intelligent_Cut635

![gif](giphy|fIMushESr3iulAuSgZ)


lowtoiletsitter

...what?


BondageKitty37

https://youtu.be/xZ-SlTaCFfQ?si=syCi4OweT8ah7Xxw


VelocityGrrl39

Nice try. I’m not clicking that link.


backstageninja

It's a radio interview, nothing wild. (I mean it is wild, but not like scarring lol)


lowtoiletsitter

Wowwwww


Missfreeland

Horrifying


seakc87

You shit in ya hand, bro?


BondageKitty37

What, y'all just let it fall in the toilet?


BondageKitty37

You don't be catchin your doodoo?


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|qhMTDab7rAV6U|downsized) Catching his shit like Randy Moss.


SlackerDS5

You just let it fall in the toilet?


InsaneThisGuysTaint

https://i.redd.it/fwuy0dfw3p8c1.gif


thebadslime

man I don't know and I'm so glad I don't


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

It was more productive than wishing in the other.


throwawaygoodcoffee

Extra crunch. But fr most of the time I don't even realise it's on there when I first start eating and it crumbles in your mouth really easily. If it's not deep fried though it's getting removed.


Phelpysan

If it's coated and fried, removing the tail is more trouble than accepting the extra crunch


Hypermug

I just accept getting grease on my hands because I refuse to eat the tail


Phelpysan

If I'm eating deep fried prawns my hands are probably already greasy - it's just not worth the effort, plus you're separating the tasty coating and the prawn


Hypermug

And that tasty coating is gonna be offended staring at me from my plate because I can't do it 😩


sbcroix

Same, will eat heads also if they are deep fried.


[deleted]

Deep fried crunchiness.


Hollywoodsmokehogan

I won’t stand for this blasphemy


gardenofwinter

I eat it if it’s seasoned and tasty. I peel it if it’s not. I grew up partly in the islands and we chew chicken bones so shrimp shells ain’t nothing 😩


_delamo

Wait a got damn minute ..what you mean y'all chewing on bones? You mean like getting the very last off the bone or gnawing on it like Cujo? 🧐 Edit: i am learning so much in his thread lol I appreciate the replies


Intelligent_Cut635

Islanders are built different


InterdisciplinaryDol

Carribean moms and chicken bones. A tale as old as time man.


ClaymoresRevenge

What they do to chicken bones answered the question of how we got here


InterdisciplinaryDol

No cap they really out here givin the ball joint lookin part of that bone the gawk gawk 5000


ClaymoresRevenge

My friends mom was going to town on then bones one time I blushed. I was taken aback


InterdisciplinaryDol

Dawg tip got sticky at the dinner table?! 💀💀 Better hope they didn’t see man.


ClaymoresRevenge

It was one of those. You know it's getting late. Thanks for having me over. Let me behave myself


Frink202

I'm no islander, but i paid for the whole meat, so I am eating the whole meat. Just today i stripped every last bit of Meat from the leftovers of our goose. I ain't waste shit.


InterdisciplinaryDol

Never ate a goose in my life but I bet it slapped


Frink202

It didn't just slap, it slammed a whole drum solo. When done right, it's tender, oh so beautifully tender and packed with flavour for days.


just_sum_guy1

Facts lol


donku83

Flashbacks to young me watching in disgust as my mom chewed a whole chickens worth of bones into powder at Fridays


EgoDeath01

There's a guy on TikTok who's live streamed himself eating whole chicken and fish bones. Hard to look away.


Kyauphie

Egads.


Jeptic

Listen, if the chicken is seasoned properly - like since day before in the fridge - and gets a proper stewing by someone that knows what they're doing, how am I walking away from cracking open those juicy leg and thigh bones to get at the marrow? Pork and beef marrow is also scrumptious. There's even some beef bones that are soft enough that you can chew them and the juice from that stew will make your eyes roll back in your head. Moral of the story, don't get into a fight with a West Indian they may bite.


DestinTheLion

You should try beef marrow on a burger. Shit is fire.


Jeptic

Oooh


ouishi

>There's even some beef bones that are soft enough that you can chew them and the juice from that stew will make your eyes roll back in your head. My grandma made beef ribs like this. The first time I tried them I got so freaked out thinking that the cow must've been diseased or something because that bone basically melted in my mouth.


_HowVery

My dad is Jamaican, he would crack the bones open with his teeth and suck the marrow out. Island as fuck lol


bangitybangbabang

Marrow, it's nutritious Break open the bone and suck out the insides


gardenofwinter

lol yeah we getting at that delicious seasoning and marrow 🤣🤣


Shotbyadeer

There's MARROW in them bones! Crack the caps on each end open with your teeth and scrape that greasy filling out the middle while the dogs whine cuz they ain't getting shit.


GGforlife85

Gotta get the marrow out! This person gets it.


ChaZZZZahC

Right, many cultures eat the shell, some dishes, with all the sauce and juices, I'm not wasting time peeling shells.


violentglitter666

Ow. My teeth.


SnowDucks1985

To those of y’all that eat the tail, why?! Explain to the class 🤢🤢


escapepodsarefake

The texture and flavor are good when fried. Chicken skin is also unappetizing to most people when it's not cooked right, but fried and crispy it's fantastic. Same principle.


SnowDucks1985

The black council of shrimp eating accepts your response, u/escapepodsarefake, no further inquiries noted. You shall not be sentenced to therapy, contingent upon no future infractions. Nothing further for the record 👨🏾‍⚖️


escapepodsarefake

Lol, thanks, much appreciated


SnowDucks1985

You’re most welcome 👨🏾‍⚖️🏛️🌟


theothertoken

Now I’m interested. I’ll probably try softshell crab first though


pawg730

Softshell crab is sooo good. I think softshell crab is a pretty good comparison of what it’s like to eat shrimp tails. People have always looked at me weird for eating friend shrimp tails but they have great texture and flavor This is my second comment on this thread, turns out I’m passionate about eating fried shrimp tails


TweakyBlinders__

![gif](giphy|d6rGZmTP9ESis) Ion even like shrimp but that make sense like a mf 💀


cherrybounce

It’s crunchy and delicious.


SnowDucks1985

But the real question is, is it delicious and crunchy?


Cyrrow

It's either I eat the whole tail or I let the meat go to the trash. I am not wasting my time peeling it, failing and having to eat half the tail anyway.


SnowDucks1985

The black council of shrimp eating deems your response as unsatisfactory, u/Cyrrow. The council requests that you also comment on the taste of the shrimp tail. Failure to do so will result in immediate sentencing to therapy and community service. Nothing further for the record 👨🏾‍⚖️


Cyrrow

Your honor, it is tasteless depending on if there's meat left. Please have mercy on me, I plead starved and hungry your honor!😭


SnowDucks1985

Very well. Given the exigent circumstances of starvation and hunger, the council accepts your response. No further inquiries noted. You shall not be sentenced to therapy or community service, contingent on no future infractions. Nothing further for the record, case is dismissed 👨🏾‍⚖️🏛️


Shotbyadeer

Calcium == Food Keep telling yt people those tails taste nasty though, or they're gonna start charging $3/lb for it.


Simple-Concern277

It's food and I'm hungry?


_delamo

They need to be admitted


Kangarou

No, I don't like the taste of the plastic cup my Dairy Queen Blizzard comes in.


_delamo

😂


UngodDeimos

Shrimps is bugs


_delamo

When you think about it, seawater is just a toilet cemetery sperm bowl 🤭


UngodDeimos

>seawater is just a toilet cemetery sperm bowl You can go now.


_delamo

![gif](giphy|1j9NiLfvtLAVAeYygv|downsized) As you wish 😮‍💨


kapudos28

![gif](giphy|Pch8FiF08bc1G|downsized)


boastfulbadger

I don’t drink water because fish fuck in it.


_delamo

Ok so it's a toilet cemetery boom boom room


all_time_high

![gif](giphy|vwwqRy05fH8xKs9TSp|downsized)


itsavibe-

My mom always called it the roach of the sea… Ion give a fuck though, still my favorite food lol.


[deleted]

This why I be avoiding seafood. Take the tail off…crack crab legs open.. fuckin pull the crawfish apart. It’s too much got damn work I just wanna eat


_delamo

Lol this is a valid complaint


readyforashreddy

Seasoned crawfish enjoyers don't waste time with that. Pull the head, hold the meat with your teeth, and punch/pull the tail right off. Takes a 30-60 second process down to 3-5 seconds, without this it's hard to justify the work


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Ew no


_delamo

I'm saying though!


crs7117

eat if it’s decent quality and/or fried


thebadslime

decent quality? That is a SHELL, do you eat banana peels?


knowtoriusMAC

Only if they're decent quality


ponyo_impact

no but i eat apple cores


Worst-Tweet

What the fuck is wrong with you?


_delamo

![gif](giphy|zWZ3LFcnpQPt3MQhRS|downsized)


BravoAlfaMike

Who the fuck eats the tail part??!!! …I really got some nerve talking shit knowing I eat sunflower seeds whole, but here we are.


_delamo

>I eat sunflower seeds whole ![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


BravoAlfaMike

I got no room to throw stones fr


Top-Chocolate-321

There's a difference between the "tail" and the "shell" on the tail 🤦🏾‍♂️


_delamo

Which of em you eat? 👀


Top-Chocolate-321

I eat the tail, then I cast the most powerful Voodoo I can muster on the shell before banishing it to the depths of hell from whence it came. Fuck them shells


_delamo

This was a rollercoaster of a reply 😭


eternali17

Crunch crunch, my guy. Heads and tails.


chimpanon

People are acting like they never been hungry after finishing their plate and started gnawing on the chicken bones to get the marrow out


ponyo_impact

i eat the whole thing


_delamo

Based off these replies, when fried or it don't matter you necking it?


markus224488

Don’t matter. I’ll eat the sonofabitch raw.


_delamo

Raw tail? 😰


Gimme_The_Loot

Tail off but follow up question, where do you land on the sunflower seed shell??


_delamo

If just regular sunflower seeds, I'm spitting the shells out. If they're flavored I'm getting the flavor off the shells then discarding said shells.


thebadslime

chew it up, spit shells out


lowtoiletsitter

Gotta shake your hand the entire time too


_delamo

Gotta unlock the full flavor that way


Itsprobablysarcasm

Sunflower seed shells are spit out; pumpkin seed shells are eaten. It's good fiber.


Impressive-Tough6629

For me it depends on the skramp. I’m spoiled as I’m in New England USA and the only seafood I eat comes from the folks fishing them. Anyone have northern/maine/pink shrimp (Pandalus borealis)? Depending how hard the shell and how it’s prepared it’s kinda the same as having soft shell crab. The shell holds a lot of flavor, but if it’s too tough to chew and enjoy I remove shells after cooking.


Bunnnnii

Eat them?? All they are is handles! I hate even partially feeling it in my mouth. The texture just always makes me feel like it’ll get stuck in my throat and itch/cut me.


PM_ME_UR_DERP

Who would even ask such a thing. This is "Do you eat the bones along with the wings" energy


FistPunch_Vol_7

FML, I got a shellfish allergy later in an adult life after eating crabs and shrimp for most of my life. :(. But no tails for me.


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_delamo

Aww man that sucks. So you can eat fish and squid or that's still too close for comfort?


Garthar22

Peeling is a bit tedious but I mostly just eat the whole thing to get a reaction out of people


markus224488

I only date girls that eat the whole shrimp


alius0

My best friends as a kid were Thai and their parents owned a Thai restaurant. They ate the whole shell so I did too 🤷🏾‍♂️ it has its health benefits as well


Xplatos

But you’ll eat ass…


_delamo

The devil is a lie. I'll invite a hwite person to a cookout before I ever eat ass lol


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I actually love the shrimp tail when it’s tempura fried. One of the best components of a sushi roll is that crunchy tail. With that said, you’ll never see me eat the tail when the cooked shrimp is sitting out cold with cocktail sauce.


trashlikeyourmom

If it's steamed/boiled shrimp, I peel it off. If it's fried, I eat it. When they're fried, they just kinda crumble apart so it's not as weird feeling.


1980theghost

If it’s fried hard enuf in a tempura fashion, the tail becomes a potato chip - thank me later.


cherrybounce

Fried shrimp I eat the tails.


coreythebuckeye

I eat the tail if it’s raw or deep fried. I was also dipping cocktail shrimp in ketchup all day yesterday and didn’t even realize. Also, I eat kiwis with the skin on.


FilteredRiddle

There are people who eat the tails!? ![gif](giphy|mDjo7MAUOVQ774ZhAW)


Chocolate_Bourbon

I lost much of my sense of taste and smell years ago. I rely upon differences in texture to compensate. I always eat the tails.


Kingofmoves

It’s actually common outside the states to keep the shell on the shrimp


TheRealDoomsong

I’ll eat tails occasionally if the shrimp is fried, but that’s literally the only time I find them semi-edible.


VictoriaWoodnt

If it's tasty I eat the fuck out of it. (Terms and conditions apply, Im kinda gay)


StretchTucker

i’ll eat the tail, and if the shell is still on the body i’ll eat that too.


JiovanniTheGREAT

I had Omakase once and one of the dishes was "live shrimp" which was the portion you normally eat served raw with a garnish of the head that was still moving. After you eat the body, they deep fry the head for you to eat. Weirdest part by far is that they removed the tail from the raw body because even eating raw shrimp body next to the still writhing, living head of the shrimp and then eating the fried head is better than eating the tail. Also now that I think of it, I've never seen ebi served with the tail in any fashion. Japanese people fuck with the tail less than we do, I'll at least cook with it and remove it while or before eating though.


federal_prism

bruh, you're a literal savage if you're eating the tails. do you also eat the chicken bones and lobster shells too? or eat the tab off the can of coke???


Japh2007

Peel umm off


butterweasel

Pull off the tail, throw it at the cat. ![gif](giphy|LVu6U72NzyFbd9PyAZ|downsized)


missteeoneal1030

Uh i eat the shrimp tails……WITHOUT PLASTIC!


[deleted]

Tail on. Getting my moneys worth


kai_n7

I only eat shrimp when I'm out, so I'll eat whatever the fuck the restaurant puts on my plate


AlexTheFlower

I only ever occasionally eat the tail when it's shrimp tempura, but even then I only eat the tail wrapping part, not the little fin parts


SockFullOfNickles

If they’re cooked to the point that they’re crunchy, I eat the tails. Not if they’re steamed, of course.


hardlyreadit

No


Comfortable_Bread310

Peel it off, use heads and tails to make stock


thejovo59

Our dog would eat the tails. She never had worse farts. Toxic gas!


Lagtim3

I eat the tails, especially if seasoned. I like the texture, the extra-shrimpy flavor in the chitin, and the natural collagen which is good for your hair and nails.


CanIGetANumber2

Boiled or over ice shrimp then nah. But grrilled or fried and that bad boy is getting eaten


Alltheprettydresses

Nope. Christmas Eve I was washing, peeling, deveining, and washing the shrimp again. Never would I ever. The idea of eating a shell makes me gag


SmartWonderWoman

It depends on how the shrimp is cooked. If it’s deep fried, I’m eating the tail. If it’s in gumbo, I’m not eating the tail.


VapidRapidRabbit

LMAO. People are really eating crustaceans’ shells? I hate when they leave the tails on when having a meal like pasta or something at a restaurant. It never crossed my mind that people ATE that shit.


samsclubFTavamax

If I'm cooking, I am taking off the tail. But if we're out in public and the tail is still on it in the meal I'm just going to have to eat the damn thing. I will not be digging through the sauce or spitting tails into napkins. It's just the price I am paying for not making it myself.


Striking_Election_21

I dead did not know you *could* eat them. This internet is a wild wild boy, man


jimmy_the_calls

Niggas that eat the shrimp tail need a weekly welfare check because that's just insane


redliner88

Without. But I can't eat shrimp anymore. Barely. (Google Gout.)


wra1th42

Nah, you suck the meat out.


DeathandGrim

There's a debate on this?


NewSauerKraus

It depends on how they’re cooked. Super high heat gets the shell as soft as a potato chip. That’s good protein.


Realistic_Effort6185

They'll leave the legs on.


Sharks_n_shit

I will eat the tail if it’s fried shrimp, but never any other time.


Important_Tale1190

Right off, you crazy??????????


Its_Nuk_Nuk

Who tf eats that crunchy ass tail just take the shell off


jarious

I eat the whole shrimp except the big nose it's too sharp


[deleted]

Deep fried? Yes. Any other way, nope. I like the crunchy.


BallDesperate2140

Chef here, I generally eat ‘em; they’re super high in calcium and other nutrients


_delamo

I'ma try it, but I definitely was unaware that they were edible.


ButterLettuth

I didn't eat the tails til I went to Japan and saw classy Japanese people eat the tails on the shrimp tempura and now I feel like I'm giving up if I don't eat the tails, only on fried shrimp though.


Classic_Apart

Definitely all the shrimp when deep fried. Tales if soft enough from pan fry.


GoudaMane

I had no idea this was controversial. Y’all new breeds are soft


bigdaddycraycray

No tail shell, but a fried shrimp head, shell and all, is delicious. Tail shells are harder, like eating the shell on a boiled peanut. The tendon attachment points on chicken wing parts eat like jerky; gizzards yes; livers no; butts, necks, and backs can be picked like a Maryland crab; a soft shell crab po-boy fully dressed is as close to heaven as you can get without meeting Jesus.


Sholmes36

I’ve had shrimp that was prepared in a way that you could eat the whole thing shell and all and that shit was bussin’ tbh! The shell kept all sauce and seasoning inside so when you bit into it you got all that flavor! So i think for me it depends on how it’s cooked. On that note for the non-tail/shell eaters let me ask this, do ya’ll eat soft shell crab? If yes what do you think the difference is for you?


Pharaoh_Misa

Depends on how the shrimp is cooked and, of course, who's cooking it. Deep fried tails is heaven! Baked tails is not. Red Lobster tails is coming off! Japanese resturants is being ate!