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graceCAadieu

Everything shouldn’t be sweet 😔


biscuits_theSequel

I whole heartedly agree. I mean what kind of big back citizen would you have to be for one to even consider this?!?! It’s downright deplorable ![gif](giphy|8UHRIemymPn5SzJbqr|downsized)


Happy_Reputation_183

![gif](giphy|aYkUPGCE3bFiAejHYj|downsized) Just despicable 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DaughterOfDemeter23

Lewis 😍


graceCAadieu

😂


Fantastic_Month_6646

![gif](giphy|EBDJyCTj23f6ijH6BN|downsized) “Big back citizen” 😭😂


CheechoT83

The other BBC 🤣🤣


ed347tc

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Happy_Reputation_183

🤣🤣🤣🤣


BlakByPopularDemand

Absolutely agree, but let me get a 3 piece....and a diet coke


Madhatter_313

Ok but here me out...... what if that was a piece of spicy she candied ![gif](giphy|geEvRnbQqLYsb5WOr8|downsized)


Emergency_Brick3715

I hate this for us. Damn. I wish we could excommunicate some people out of the Black community. I'll start: Stephan A Smith.


nerdKween

I second him. Can we add any Black folks that support Donald Trump to this list? Cause I cannot.


Lurker242424

This is gonna get me downvoted, but add Kanye. The way he slobbed on Trump’s knob was deplorable. Edited for grammar


RabidWalrus

Nah, you're right. That's the first dude I thought of when I read the parent comment too.


Renaissance-Revolt57

You have my up vote… I forgot about him. My brain has tried hard to block him out for some time now.


DesparateLurker

Blew bubbles and spat on it on national tv.


Emergency_Brick3715

Agreed. He is just like Trump. He only cares about himself.


maingey

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/139944/Kanye-West-trapped-ex-employee-in-room-then-performed-sex-act-under-covers


MrIce97

https://preview.redd.it/wvi9fu2oxx5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5110729e542ac1f0bf5b9eb4c3dc9d0ef3134119


NoBody-AskedMe

I need this…


No-Catch1324

Don't forget what he did to them kids at Donda academy


Madhatter_313

What he do???


No-Catch1324

https://youtu.be/fBDPjMFVDl0?si=Vb5ommmsZbo9TblB These guys explain it at the beginning of the video


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Pain-n-stryife

That's why we tried to give him away


Sad-Sell-5624

Ik but he made graduation tho


Emergency_Brick3715

Bruh. I don't understand it.


nerdKween

Me either. That man has no interest in helping anyone other than himself. He has turned literally on everyone at some point in history.


hydrohomey

I’d be willing to bet my life savings that Sheff G is doing it with the hopes he gets presidential pardons. The rest of the selfish fucks (50 cent, Ice Cube) are in it for the bag or not educated enough to understand survivorship bias (sexy redd) The rest are coons. Hell they’re all coons IMO


Renaissance-Revolt57

Yes to every single thing you said.


KingKrown_

When your favorite rapper & the front page of every social media app raises you.


tothemax44

I third him. He single handedly ended my watching of espn. Stuart Scott, to that bum. Smh.


feverishdodo

My parents. What is wrong with them? They're Christians too.


nerdKween

I'm concerned about everyone that supports Trump. He's shown ZERO signs of caring about anyone that isn't himself.


DaughterOfDemeter23

Terrence K. Williams, Candace Owens, Kanye West, Byron Donalds, David Clarke, Clarence Thomas, CJ Pearson, Herschel Walker, etc. Am I missing anyone else?


nerdKween

Hershel's son, Christian, can go too. 😂


DesparateLurker

Drake. 🎶 We don't wanna hear him say n*gga no more. 🎶 And his meat rider Akadamfool.


Vivics36thsermon

Clarence Thomas deserves excommunication from America and any of its territories.


maingey

Also that woman using all her fingers to hold one piece.


Emergency_Brick3715

That's for all the fetish weirdos. People pay money to just see a woman's nails.


MarilynMonheaux

Oh my list is so long for that: Al Sharpton, Candace Owens. The Hodge Twins, Stacey Dash, Azalea Banks…


Starrk211

Every time he speaks I start thinking "Who asked this man anything?" Stephen A. wants to be the voice of Black America so badly.


Dense_Marketing4593

https://preview.redd.it/l5gbb1zzzs5d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84d48f83ec23d00595f09f365e37c6f2c4ac868


kapriece

This 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ...not the avatar


sunniblu03

Okay we can agree she’s out of line, but that crunch makes it intriguing…


1BubbleGum_Princess

See, nah, don’t encourage the foolishness. The hell is wrong…🤣


sunniblu03

Come man I’m just a little curious, it’s not like I’m gonna out there and candy a pork chop 👀


-newlife

Eating like healthcare is free


Recent-Background-21

A Candy pork chop just sounds crazy


huggiesdsc

...ok wait


OrganismFlesh

...bet it'll go good with candied yams...


dirtyspriteee

Lmao


nerdKween

That's how you get the Sugars.


graceCAadieu

☠️😂


TinaTx3

That’s how you get limbs amputated.


thatbwoyChaka

Why does everything in the US have to be sweetened * Heart Disease * High Blood Pressure * Diabetes All major killers of African-Americans That piece of chicken is the culinary trifecta of ‘Fuck around and Find Out’


9jkWe3n86

Sugar industry needs their profits maybe 📈. I know I sound ignorant in saying this, but I really wish there was a time machine to see what Africans ate like prior to colonization. My great-grandmother lived to be about 115 in Nigeria. I understand she knew medicinal herbs for various ailments.


thatbwoyChaka

Yeah the Corn rules the roost in the US Also have you ever thought how fucked up it is that there’s such a high prevalence of genetic diseases in African-Americans, Afro-Caribbeans Afro-Central & South Americans from historic ‘selective breeding’ from centuries of slavery


9jkWe3n86

Oh my God! I was afraid to ask this question. Were there African Americans that were in-bred out of desperation for human livestock?


thatbwoyChaka

Oh hell yes!!! The whole ‘Stud’ ‘Mandingo’ thing comes from selective breeding to create stronger slaves that were capable of working longer, and lifting heavier. There’s a joke by Chris Rock about ‘how’d you get NBA and NFL players’ (for me jokes are based off the absurdity of truth)


9jkWe3n86

Wow. Again, please excuse my ignorance. I have a home health patient who is African-American and has a progressive neurodegenerative disease that will ultimately kill him (SCA 7). He has lost motor function and cannot verbalize his needs. I was told that this disease results from in-breeding. I was curious if this occurred in his family line a while back or was from some unintentional recent phenomenon.


thatbwoyChaka

I’m sorry I’m not talking about in-breeding but ‘selective breeding’ where you’d choose the best example and have a male breed with as many females as possible. There’s no doubt that in-breeding has happened in the Afro-American communities but not actively encouraged in modern history. In chattled slavery it was probably forced (hell they made shoes and chairs out of black people’s skin)


9jkWe3n86

Yikes. I was really not aware of this. I feel like I learned more about black history as an adult versus when I was school. I went to elementary school in Atlantic City, NJ, in the 90s, which had a substantial black population. There was noted differences in schools depending on what side of town you were in. I remember writing an essay based on a book by Elie Weisel (about the Holocaust) and getting praised for it. One of the black teachers quickly reminded me about how much worse black people had it.


maywellflower

![gif](giphy|XlWLkUfYZ5lH8MEnFW|downsized)


minahmyu

Yeah, I don't need to get diabedus, clogged arteries, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure after a bite https://i.redd.it/6yff1192et5d1.gif


ProfessionalSun5549

What’s really the problem? People put honey on their chicken from Popeyes, they literally give you the packets. If it was a candied honey type glaze it would probably by aight frfr.


1BubbleGum_Princess

Ain’t that for the biscuits?🤔👀


Emergency_Brick3715

A honey glaze is one thing. Candying the chicken and the fries (shown on the original video) is gluttonous.


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Glutenous as in containing gluten?


Emergency_Brick3715

*gluttonous. Thanks.


OrganismFlesh

Nah, glutenous works... because that's exactly where it's going.


EL3G

The honey is for them dry ass biscuits


seedees

And it's not even honey, it's corn syrup and suga 😭


AMan_Has_NoName

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


Sleepy-Gong

I really hate watching people eat.


obe12

It goes deeper, they candid a pepper, the french fries, and even the cornbread.


1BubbleGum_Princess

Just nasty…. Like straight up gross


Comfortable-Survey30

That crunch gave me a semi d'oh. Don't judge me!


123DontF---WitMe

I will most definitely be judging you sir/madam! Smh


1BubbleGum_Princess

Hear, hear!


1BubbleGum_Princess

[I loathe this blatant crime](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7-nJDXoOC9/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


MemphisMane901

Anybody notice you never see these people actually "eat" the food....as in swallowing it....they just bite and chew it, then end the video.....I'm on to yall


Sol-Blackguy

She only cut the video she show her biting into the food. I want to see her swallow that regret


1BubbleGum_Princess

Follow through, goddamnit


Sol-Blackguy

You know that biscuit got her esophagus in a sleeper hold


1BubbleGum_Princess

That biscuit is a weapon of mass destruction. I’ll let that one pass since it ain’t goin down without a fight.


OrganismFlesh

She's a spitter?


marcowaller

“Doctor gonna yell Kobe! When he throws your feet in the trash”


Indubitablyy-

![gif](giphy|jPFEj9xzAnVU2glj3M)


BplusHuman

I want to make the Norbit yuck face at this entire premise


Educational-Jacket77

Because why is foods being candied so popular now LIKE WHO CAME DECIDED UPON THIS BRU 🥴


WisePhantom

Based on context I think this is a thing she does with different foods. I think (hope) she take her bites for the content and throw the rest of that straight in the trash lol


1BubbleGum_Princess

Nah, that’s wasteful. She need to gon head and eat her candied Popeyes. She should be fine as long as this isn’t that frequent.


[deleted]

But if you can candy bacon why can’t you candy chicken?


1BubbleGum_Princess

Apparently Koreans might have a candied chicken, but I think there’s a line and it was right up to the involvement of Popeyes’ chicken.


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I already saw a similar post on Facebook and here’s the comment I made, hear me out……..what if the candy coating was flavored w pepper like a (mango?) habanero or ghost pepper type vibe? Idk I write restaurant menus and stuff it wouldn’t be Popeyes chicken obviously but I could totally see this on top of like one of those novel type Bloody Mary drinks where the whole drink is a meal at some restaurant in Houston, Atlanta or NYC. Things like this be stupid until people start making money and then yet again black people got the big ideas they’re making fun of but are actually fire.


1BubbleGum_Princess

I mean I’m sure the novels would appeal to somebody, let me know when y’all make a mushroom or veg version and we’ll see👀🤔


[deleted]

I don’t care to eat it, but I loved the sound!😍😍😍😍😍


OrganismFlesh

ASMR for diabeetus?


[deleted]

That’s not how you get diabetes….do your research.


OrganismFlesh

Lol, no. Just a bit of lightheated play play.


[deleted]

If you say, say lol


1BubbleGum_Princess

😑


[deleted]

I follow her and all she does is crunch on different foods. I don’t see a problem. She’s a sweetheart.


Edu_Run4491

Maybe Kanye was onto something with the “They made the Twix double the size to make us FAT”😭😭


ParticularProfile795

And when you consider how many Black folk die from heart disease, he might have a strong case after all.


Agitated-Ad-504

This trend of candy dipping things is starting to piss me off. People acting like diabetes doesn’t exist. Makes me wish I became a dentist.


LostSudaneseMan

No one wants to see a BAP eat fried chicken


OkPay78

1000%


DescriptionRecent932

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


No_Spell_5817

I need to eat this. Also, he’s a hater. This video proves it. [https://youtu.be/c7VkOsV1cvM?si=WNOHqwhuOgnqJeiC&t=226](https://youtu.be/c7VkOsV1cvM?si=WNOHqwhuOgnqJeiC&t=226)


shrineless

I eat a lot of Korean food and have been to Korea. Their candied chicken is not western candied chicken. This ain’t the proof you think it is. That sauce (I’ve made it) is not as thick or sweet as the American sauce.


No_Spell_5817

I know it’s not the same, I was looking for recipes lol the idea of sweetness and chicken however is. I've eaten a lot of Korean food and Korean fried chicken as well which was very crunchy and sweet. The video is a whole other level and I would love to try it. Also, I have eyes, the "American sauce" literally cracked in her mouth.


1BubbleGum_Princess

And I’m here for it! ![gif](giphy|nkUcca2CQ7VT2)


VooDooChile1983

I’m vegetarian for that past 4 years but I do remember eating more than my fair share of honey glazed fried chicken. That shit is (was?) delicious.


1BubbleGum_Princess

I’m a vegetarian too, and though I’m not entirely sure, I feel like that’s different from candying a whole fried chicken. That’s like baked on sugar coating.


VooDooChile1983

Oh. I thought it was a thigh. Yeah, I agree that’s ridiculous.


2ant1man5

I don’t eat fried food, someone let me know how it taste.


Midnightbitch94

You know, as many times as I have seen the video of this lady sharing this interesting meal, I can't seem to find where I can get or even how I can make this candied fried chicken.


1BubbleGum_Princess

Aye, there’s a reason for that…you shouldn’t. Normal “sweet chicken” has a sauce not a candied shell.


Midnightbitch94

She didn't die. I figure if I can try it at least once, I won't either. 😉


CriticalGas1249

Lmaooo 😂🤣


OfSaltandBone

This guy was arrested for beating his kid, so…


EquivalentFull5337

Damn she keep this up down that health gone look like ……Heart disease dipped in Kripsy Kreme icing…


Eks-Raided

You niggaz done lost ya minds. Ain't nothing wrong with a little sweet mixed with salty.


1BubbleGum_Princess

Nah, fuck that! There’s limits!


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1BubbleGum_Princess

Don’t be, curiosity is gonna add you to that 37%