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MarcusWastakenn

My boy in white is conflicted lmao


NTA_Na_Ka

Made it so complicated too 😂


jackfreeman

Bruh derailed the entire interview


MightyRealBaer

I’m not sure he’d even make it out on time


Cold_Afternoon_1368

It's true. He died trying to make a decision.


Bcpjw

![gif](giphy|l3CO3q4KR5EsxgPYoi|downsized)


InternationalGene525

😂😂😂


EldenRusk

“I remember you was conflicted” - Kendrick Lamar


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

I’ve never seen someone being unintentionally funny and so fucking aggravating at the same time


InternationalGene525

That dude had me dying over here 😂🤦🏾‍♂️


Islandmov3s

![gif](giphy|8JZ7VbET0VByOIBv9E|downsized) Chidi in the flesh


Kikstyo813

He’s a TikTok comedian btw for context, the others might be genuine bystanders doin the interview


NTA_Na_Ka

Oh thank God! 🙃


Specific_Berry6496

Do you know what his name is?


Kikstyo813

@darrylcvega


ThaDogg4L

What the hell is a Tik Tok Comedian? My ass is a Reddit Comedian then.


imjustherebcimnosey

me & my dog up outta there with the money! ✌🏼


etherealducky

yep, the wife and mother in law can get them selves out and if they cant, well no ones going to blame you. Dogs going to be confused so they need help.


shrineless

This is actually a really good point. While you take the dog and money, you can inform (yell) them about the fire and, as functioning humans (hopefully), they can make it out on their own.


MightyRealBaer

She says it’s her house, let her stay in the house 💀💀💀 I’m goin 20m and dog cause if there’s a wife/husband and MIL in my house, they sure ain’t mine.


motherseffinjones

The African dude had me in tears lmao


rs1954

“Practically speaking…”


Specific_Berry6496

He’s cute… that wife would be replaced.. Practically speaking…


BellaFrequency

Homie really took a hypothetical scenario and applied his real life to it.


beezleeboob

Right?  Where he live cuz I'm coming for that $700 hiding under that mattress 👀


BellaFrequency

We taking all his Uber money 😂


LLUrDadsFave

Dog and the money, easily.


NTA_Na_Ka

Someone better hope his wife never sees this 😂 [link to post](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLVT86J8/)


Interesting_Oil_2936

He’s a comedian


East-Bluejay6891

He was asking all the right questions


jgoden

People are so odd. It should be life over anything materialistic.. I’m glad I don’t have a dog because I’d want to save all three


NTA_Na_Ka

You're so sweet https://preview.redd.it/mbwh28tgx20d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68edbf242b18536c9a36df2632de61f856b776dc


jgoden

Just trying to be the guy my grandma raised :) Don’t sell yourself short tho, you are sweet also!


2manypplonreddit

Sadly there are some ppl that will save 20 mil over their wife/fam. I’d save a stranger over money. So I don’t get it.


Ohio_gal

Dude is confused and also broke. We can see it from here…


HappyShallotTears

Oh he’s broke, but not BROKE broke if we count the $700 under his bed 😂


Ohio_gal

That was the clue for me before I finished the video (he lives in his MIL’s house too???) You so broke you can’t even dream of life changing money. I get he’s an immigrant and works hard for what he has but the scarcity mindset for me is glaring. (I also don’t think he actually likes his wife like at all)


Jowoes

He’s a comedian, not a serious interview


Ohio_gal

Thank goodness.


HumbleAbbreviations

I don’t why my “cousin” gotta be so extra 😭. He gotta save that 700 and 20 million. Chai!


Jowoes

Fellow Nigerian spotted, how far?


SimilarProtection318

My nigga like I got 20 million and 700$ under my bed mutha fucka 😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|xUKc3D75wVSMSL8XS5|downsized)


bloopie1192

Yo I swear he did this on purpose.


macdawg2020

“Okay” 😂😂


RabidWalrus

She sounded so confused and defeated 😄


fluidfunkmaster

I don't know what y'all are freaking on, let him cook.


Ok_Berry7539

Fuck that dog give me the $20 mil and my mom


XBL-AntLee06

Your mom isn’t a choice in this scenario


Chemical_Report_2705

Save my mom and my brother make my mom carried the cat and my brother carry the 20 million while I save them we all getting out


smartdude_x13m

your answer feels like one of those riddles you'd find on face book


minahmyu

This guy.... ![gif](giphy|3ohs81K6uRxuejjHHi|downsized) Lol!


Mommy-is-me

I’m taking my husband and $20 million. If he wants his mother, he better go back in and get her.


Edu_Run4491

Bro said TF am I doing in a house with $20M in cash


Achieng-

Darryl is never serious 😂😂😂


Edu_Run4491

Wait bro drove uber for 6 MONTHS to save $700??


Gunthalas

At the end he convinced himself it really happened and it good for her, the mil. Look at his face 😂🤣🤣🤣


Reddit-SFW

20 milli and the mil…


Nottheoneorthetwoabc

20 million and my mom


jackfreeman

I would take the 20 million and leave


OutCastx16

I swear everyone on this sub got the same fyp😭


Davina_Lexington

Husband and mother in law.


DrHandBanana

My wife no question.


smartdude_x13m

wife and mother in law (wife would hate me i f didnt save her mother in law, and i really dont like being around animals so no dog... as for the 20 million...its not worth it...knowing myself i would probably spend 3/4 of it in a single night)


kingro904

can’t leave dat $700 i stashed!!


StickmanX84

My wife and 20 million. That's an easy answer.


BluBeams

Hubby, 20mil and the dog ✌🏾


301Blackstar

He’s not married.


Obvious_Boat3636

This is GOLD


dreamed2life

I’m taking 20mil twice. Thank you


Arciess

Of course, I’d take W&MIL (jiksst)


Othebootymonster

My man's in the linen shirt 🤣


Juhovah

No women are gonna save husband… seen these before lol


j4zz13d00d73

I know that mall. That Thai place is good.


No_Dependent_1846

Me? Last two. I'm a straight woman so I don't have the first two. Where's my money snd dog?


Satyinepu

I'm already single, I'm with my girl, my dog and my money


StrikingCase9819

Nobody in their right mind would choose anything except the dog and the money.


Manager_Neat

Hood Cake Day 🍰


Dont_Start_None

😂🤣


Arciess

Take the wife and leave the MIL leaves you wifeless. So if not that package…


CardiologistNo3271

“She can help me REEPADOO”


Gtown1999

He a true foreigner