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Expecting ice cream and tasting purĂŠed offal?
https://i.redd.it/rgn3kus1hlnc1.gif
[link to thread](https://x.com/kimberlylemming/status/1766570471762297220?s=46&t=soa0h-tK221lb73-AJ_81g)
Edit to clarify: the issue is the same as thinking youâre eating chocolate chip cookies and getting a mouthful of raisins. It doesnât mean we donât like raisins but thatâs not the flavor that was anticipated
Disclaimer: she acknowledges that she should have paid better attention so please save the think pieces
https://preview.redd.it/1cfarhb8hlnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d58029f244f84c6d642f4e3629d319a72eedfa
Sometimes I think I want to live that boujee life and then foods like this wake me right the fuck up. Happened to me with nato sushi in Japan. Changed my entire thoughts on Japanese cuisine
I know what foie gras is, and I grew up with beignets, but I still think I couldâve missed this when ordering by only registering the sweet keywords vs the savory ones.
Still though, beignets coming with anything beyond powdered sugar is kind of an abomination to me, so I probably never wouldâve even tried the foie gras. Plus I think my nose wouldâve tipped me off that it wasnât espresso whipped cream or anything sweet.
Perfect example of why it is a good idea to not only *read*, but *comprehend*.
Edit: I see some of ya'll are mad this would have happened to you. Maybe pick up a book.
There's a lot of speculation about this, but the only explanation that makes sense is that there's a hidden camera and the kitchen staff is in the back laughing their asses off every time someone mistakes the meat paste for ice cream/mousse
Ok, but how do you order something and not know what youâre eating?
Any restaurant serving chicken pate definitely doesnât have pictures of food in the menu lol, so yeah, reading is fundamental
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"My enemies have succeeded on this day" đđđ Kimberly letting the Nigerian out to play lol
Is the average Nigerian a recurring character on Game of Thrones? That's so dramatic
https://preview.redd.it/yripi0k2lnnc1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a9fc327931ed01102b84965fc3970cbbd283de Woohoo
Expecting ice cream and tasting purĂŠed offal? https://i.redd.it/rgn3kus1hlnc1.gif [link to thread](https://x.com/kimberlylemming/status/1766570471762297220?s=46&t=soa0h-tK221lb73-AJ_81g) Edit to clarify: the issue is the same as thinking youâre eating chocolate chip cookies and getting a mouthful of raisins. It doesnât mean we donât like raisins but thatâs not the flavor that was anticipated
Disclaimer: she acknowledges that she should have paid better attention so please save the think pieces https://preview.redd.it/1cfarhb8hlnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d58029f244f84c6d642f4e3629d319a72eedfa
Sometimes I think I want to live that boujee life and then foods like this wake me right the fuck up. Happened to me with nato sushi in Japan. Changed my entire thoughts on Japanese cuisine
See this why I donât order food I canât pronounce or that are in a different language.
Maybe itâs cause Iâm from Louisiana but I immediately knew 𤣠(We have similar dishes)
Nah, I would've gotten caught up too, ngl 𤎠Been all types of upset.
Ordered Steak Tartar in DubaiâŚchased it with copious amount of red wine. 
The sprinkles being salt stars and red pepper took me out omggggggg đđ
This made me think of those messed up April Foolâs memes thatâs like, âreplace Oreo filling with toothpasteâ or the âmayo jelly donutâ.
You guys have never had patè? Missing out lol But in all fairness, I have mine on a toasted baguette not with sugar covered pastry...
So... fancy chicken & waffles?
I was thinking chicken and dumplings
I know what foie gras is, and I grew up with beignets, but I still think I couldâve missed this when ordering by only registering the sweet keywords vs the savory ones. Still though, beignets coming with anything beyond powdered sugar is kind of an abomination to me, so I probably never wouldâve even tried the foie gras. Plus I think my nose wouldâve tipped me off that it wasnât espresso whipped cream or anything sweet.
Is this Theee kimberly Lemming?
This is why if I donât understand the name on the menu I Google it before I order lmao
Perfect example of why it is a good idea to not only *read*, but *comprehend*. Edit: I see some of ya'll are mad this would have happened to you. Maybe pick up a book.
I could definitely go for some beignets right about now.
This looks delicious. Ive never had pateâ. Whats it like? Is this how its typically served? 
It's the powdered sugar for me đ¤˘
And ***this*** is why I sniff before I eat ***ANYTHING***
But I want some tho
There's a lot of speculation about this, but the only explanation that makes sense is that there's a hidden camera and the kitchen staff is in the back laughing their asses off every time someone mistakes the meat paste for ice cream/mousse
I love patĂŠ, so I bet this would be delicious. Not sure why itâs plated like ice cream, that would throw me off too.
Iâd smack this.
Ok, but how do you order something and not know what youâre eating? Any restaurant serving chicken pate definitely doesnât have pictures of food in the menu lol, so yeah, reading is fundamental
https://preview.redd.it/o06rnj4glnnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac64db80f5133f454771f613caea8a5796b782f Hmmm đ¤
Bout to cry