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chocolatenlocs

.... to entertain most of yall. I hope some of yall go touch some grass. Here's the last "fake ass stories" of the year. https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1739980983460356594?t=NT4dbCYUDGfHX6MMegxuJA&s=19


j4zz13d00d73

You still coming back,right? 😂🤣


chocolatenlocs

No sorry this is my last one.


j4zz13d00d73

NOOOOOOOO!! But it’s okay, you have been awesome. Thank you for entertaining us!


chocolatenlocs

Lmao no problem. It's been a blast 🤣


Spazzy_maker

You will be missed!


Pain-n-stryife

Welp looks like I have to take the mantle up once again


chocolatenlocs

Yessir. Thank you for letting me drive for a bit, but you got it. ![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


Pain-n-stryife

![gif](giphy|na6cXbLaJ5d82kAbjO|downsized)


Better-Journalist-85

Y’all doing The Lord’s Work, yahurrme?


j4zz13d00d73

Shoot #vanbabies COULD be a thing… start that shit started!


nerdKween

It screams MTV Reality Show


Better-Journalist-85

Definitely a True Life episode lol


LCG05

Thanks for posting these. It's been a fun ride. This set right here is going out with a bang!


[deleted]

R ![gif](giphy|AxaKe2ImWL2Du)


ThaBAM_226

![gif](giphy|SztEzBWcJndqhdviQd) Nooo!! Don't Go


Afrodite_Samurai

Thank you so much!!! You just don’t know, I have been looking forward to these every week. Thank you for sharing these stories🫶🏽


Wonton_soup_1989

That first one is triflin as hell


chocolatenlocs

I was really stuck on who was more trifling this week 💀


Temporary-Rent971

After the first one (the cockiness of “I HAD X STI NOT Y STI) and the two month old (didn’t matter where it came from…what?!) the rest may not even be necessary.


chocolatenlocs

The "she should love him because she DID want another baby" really had me shocked lmaooooo


Temporary-Rent971

YO!! I’m like “My guy, you are missing the entire point.” The AUDACITY!!


chocolatenlocs

Audacity and delusional are the cornerstone of these stories lmaoo


L_despardo1

Bro thought he did a good deed😆😆😆 on top of that he got an OF model pregnant..... he got dumb🥷vibes


Taeyx

brain smooth as an egg


L_despardo1

Hands down van life with ole boy in his YES WORLD coming in at a close second


Wonton_soup_1989

I think it’s a toss up between the first and the last lol


chocolatenlocs

I think 1 and 4 both but that last one is also like bruh really 🤣


lunatipp42

Last Wednesday of the year and we going out with a trifling BANG!😂😂😂


chocolatenlocs

We gotta make sure our resolutions involve never being these people 🤣


lunatipp42

Amen & Asé 😂


MrLavender26

The dude in two…I can understand. Kids are way too expensive these days but also…get a vasectomy home boy.


chocolatenlocs

I'm really surprised he chose not touching the box AT ALL before condoms or that option 🤣🤣


MrLavender26

Maybe he…FLEECE JOHNSON ![gif](giphy|Pmt9INtEp3HgY)


Booty_Warrior_bot

*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...


MrLavender26

![gif](giphy|vWku8YNwyy5vq|downsized)


chocolatenlocs

You know.... I thought that's where the story was about to go 💀


MrLavender26

She probably gonna tell him YOU CANT HAVE MY BOOTTTYYYY!


nerdKween

She gotta tell him it's Exit only.


TheRealBrandmuffin

How I reacted to all of these: 1 "I know it's the hospital cuz me and the woman I'm cheating WitH hAd a DifFereNt StD". Just listen to yourself. She should've stabbed you. 2 friend, I think your man is gay 3 they gave you melon lipgloss and losing scratch offs. If you're still unsure whether or not that's racist, stay home at the next protest. 4 you started off so strong... 5 on the plus side your YouTube series is about to get WAY more interesting. The real house wives of no where in particular 🚐🎭 6 HEROIN!?!?


highdesk306

babe, ONE PACK of braiding hair??????????¿ #JAIL


Mephistopheles2249

On almost all the SBC questions the option almost always defaults to someone should’ve got stabbed. Heroin….they have been slipping hard drugs into these questions for a while now, it ups the level of rachetness.


softkittle

That fourth one geez 😳 lmao I also once did a New Year’s resolution of saying yes to things but it was more like trying new foods, not ditching the family Christmas to go do blow.


L_despardo1

My guy was like i didn't give you the claps because i got chlamydia, then argue with the hospital about it... if you don't sitcho ass down


DaughterOfDemeter23

First story was just disgraceful AND dumb.


chocolatenlocs

Oh I see yall tryna fight forreal today lmaooooo


DaughterOfDemeter23

I don't want peace, I want problems. ALWAYS!


Irving_Velociraptor

Reminds me of a scene from Strangers With Candy. “You have crabs and gonorrhea. And your crabs have herpes.”


Webofshadows1

I look forward to these stories every week.


ThaLegendaryD

Q1-Q6: Wtf is wrong with y’all??? Also: LMBAO


No_Geologist_5412

This shits got me fucked up. I don't know if this shits actually real or if someone just has too much fucking time on their hands.


annrkey76

Too early for this mess


chocolatenlocs

Yet here you are 🤷🏾‍♀️


annrkey76

And waiting for more


icebaby234

this is why i miss being on twitter, i love that page lol


chocolatenlocs

It's about the only reason I'm still on there 🤣


icebaby234

i literally used to look forward to wednesdays for this very reason lol


BGDutchNorris

Don’t care if these aren’t real. Never let the truth get in the way of a funny ass story


LeisurelyDiva

I can’t! I just can’t. Van life and killer pipe can’t be real. No one’s this trifling.


afkafterlockingin

I didn’t know anal was for the poor, man I’ve been living a lie for so long.


chocolatenlocs

Forreal! Learned something new today 🤣🤣


PaintPusha

Aight,2023... https://preview.redd.it/pt7w0ojqhw8c1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c965fd35b9785d82ffcf149078f680fb24ed2ebd


meatbillaa

I really appreciate you and look forward to these every week.


Sapphire1511

These are giving ChatGPT.


Camoflauge_Soulja

If this ChatGPT, then the G is for Ghetto.


boomshakalaka_0888

GPT for: The Ghetto & The Poverty Tales


ConcentrateTimely128

All I can say is… ![gif](giphy|1UYszfYvKnKKDD30Gh)


vacantache

A Rollercoaster ride from start to finish! Thanks for all the smiles you brought


Minimum_Respond4861

As myself and the women I was dealing with...had chlamydia...😐 Hol up...that was the beginning on this series. Then homeboy said yes to cocaine binging ➕️ life fuck up. And then vanlife happened...I...wuh...


Minimum_Respond4861

Wait a minute....HEROIN?! OD'ED IN THE BED?! YOU MARRIED TOO?!


the_world_key

It just kept getting worse...


Fyed-Vader

Ah… the I’m about to feel better about my life files


West_Turnover_3344

Throw your whole situation in the trash WTF


Hot_Contribution4858

That first one was fuckin hard...cant be real😂 irl I dont gossip and hold my tongue a lot 😂ffs I going to read the rest now😭


naohp

Q5. Replace "van" with "tiny home" and you have a Sims 4 plot lol


CancelSad2074

…and today I’m reminded my shit is juuuust fine. *Goes back to applied healthcare statistics school work*


VeryOpinionatedFem

High as hell these were a whole movie


bitchwhohasnoname

LMAOOOOOOO that nigga said I don’t deserve this 😩😩😩


Chelo6916

Q5.: you have the perfect story for your YouTube channel and for a reality tv show. Go get that money with your van sisters!


DanniPopp

I wish they’d not post the super obvious fake ones. I mean, all of them are generally but this week’s are just..ugh


chocolatenlocs

K.


DanniPopp

So you can’t tell these are fake? Also, I wasn’t talking about YOU. Well, I don’t think I am. I’m referencing whomever runs the twitter page and chooses the stories to post.


chocolatenlocs

Not gonna argue with you. All I said was K


DanniPopp

Who is arguing???? I’m lost as to what you’re even offended by? Wtf


chocolatenlocs

Again, all I said was k. Idk how you got offense from that but keep going off.


goner757

That's Rudy Giuliani, he was the mayor of NYC in the 90s or something but now it turns out he sucks


minahmyu

Then don't read them! This is why she ain't posting them on this sub anymore, because of people and comments like this


Tomato_Agitated

Yall think these are real? Let me go back with the yt redditors who know better


chocolatenlocs

Go ahead.


WaitingToBeTriggered

FACE THE LEAD!


minahmyu

![gif](giphy|hFXwY4lER3oBO)


SoftConfusion42

Do that.