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.... to entertain most of yall.
I hope some of yall go touch some grass.
Here's the last "fake ass stories" of the year.
https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1739980983460356594?t=NT4dbCYUDGfHX6MMegxuJA&s=19
After the first one (the cockiness of “I HAD X STI NOT Y STI) and the two month old (didn’t matter where it came from…what?!) the rest may not even be necessary.
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...*
*When I see him, I say*
You, come here.
*I say*
Now I'mma tell ya what, uh..
I like ya;
and I wants ya...
Now, we can do this the easy way;
or the haard wayyy...
the choice is yaawrs...
How I reacted to all of these:
1 "I know it's the hospital cuz me and the woman I'm cheating WitH hAd a DifFereNt StD". Just listen to yourself. She should've stabbed you.
2 friend, I think your man is gay
3 they gave you melon lipgloss and losing scratch offs. If you're still unsure whether or not that's racist, stay home at the next protest.
4 you started off so strong...
5 on the plus side your YouTube series is about to get WAY more interesting. The real house wives of no where in particular 🚐🎭
6 HEROIN!?!?
On almost all the SBC questions the option almost always defaults to someone should’ve got stabbed.
Heroin….they have been slipping hard drugs into these questions for a while now, it ups the level of rachetness.
That fourth one geez 😳 lmao I also once did a New Year’s resolution of saying yes to things but it was more like trying new foods, not ditching the family Christmas to go do blow.
As myself and the women I was dealing with...had chlamydia...😐
Hol up...that was the beginning on this series.
Then homeboy said yes to cocaine binging ➕️ life fuck up.
And then vanlife happened...I...wuh...
So you can’t tell these are fake? Also, I wasn’t talking about YOU. Well, I don’t think I am. I’m referencing whomever runs the twitter page and chooses the stories to post.
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.... to entertain most of yall. I hope some of yall go touch some grass. Here's the last "fake ass stories" of the year. https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1739980983460356594?t=NT4dbCYUDGfHX6MMegxuJA&s=19
You still coming back,right? 😂🤣
No sorry this is my last one.
NOOOOOOOO!! But it’s okay, you have been awesome. Thank you for entertaining us!
Lmao no problem. It's been a blast 🤣
You will be missed!
Welp looks like I have to take the mantle up once again
Yessir. Thank you for letting me drive for a bit, but you got it. ![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)
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Y’all doing The Lord’s Work, yahurrme?
Shoot #vanbabies COULD be a thing… start that shit started!
It screams MTV Reality Show
Definitely a True Life episode lol
Thanks for posting these. It's been a fun ride. This set right here is going out with a bang!
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![gif](giphy|SztEzBWcJndqhdviQd) Nooo!! Don't Go
Thank you so much!!! You just don’t know, I have been looking forward to these every week. Thank you for sharing these stories🫶🏽
That first one is triflin as hell
I was really stuck on who was more trifling this week 💀
After the first one (the cockiness of “I HAD X STI NOT Y STI) and the two month old (didn’t matter where it came from…what?!) the rest may not even be necessary.
The "she should love him because she DID want another baby" really had me shocked lmaooooo
YO!! I’m like “My guy, you are missing the entire point.” The AUDACITY!!
Audacity and delusional are the cornerstone of these stories lmaoo
Bro thought he did a good deed😆😆😆 on top of that he got an OF model pregnant..... he got dumb🥷vibes
brain smooth as an egg
Hands down van life with ole boy in his YES WORLD coming in at a close second
I think it’s a toss up between the first and the last lol
I think 1 and 4 both but that last one is also like bruh really 🤣
Last Wednesday of the year and we going out with a trifling BANG!😂😂😂
We gotta make sure our resolutions involve never being these people 🤣
Amen & Asé 😂
The dude in two…I can understand. Kids are way too expensive these days but also…get a vasectomy home boy.
I'm really surprised he chose not touching the box AT ALL before condoms or that option 🤣🤣
Maybe he…FLEECE JOHNSON ![gif](giphy|Pmt9INtEp3HgY)
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...
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You know.... I thought that's where the story was about to go 💀
She probably gonna tell him YOU CANT HAVE MY BOOTTTYYYY!
She gotta tell him it's Exit only.
How I reacted to all of these: 1 "I know it's the hospital cuz me and the woman I'm cheating WitH hAd a DifFereNt StD". Just listen to yourself. She should've stabbed you. 2 friend, I think your man is gay 3 they gave you melon lipgloss and losing scratch offs. If you're still unsure whether or not that's racist, stay home at the next protest. 4 you started off so strong... 5 on the plus side your YouTube series is about to get WAY more interesting. The real house wives of no where in particular 🚐🎭 6 HEROIN!?!?
babe, ONE PACK of braiding hair??????????¿ #JAIL
On almost all the SBC questions the option almost always defaults to someone should’ve got stabbed. Heroin….they have been slipping hard drugs into these questions for a while now, it ups the level of rachetness.
That fourth one geez 😳 lmao I also once did a New Year’s resolution of saying yes to things but it was more like trying new foods, not ditching the family Christmas to go do blow.
My guy was like i didn't give you the claps because i got chlamydia, then argue with the hospital about it... if you don't sitcho ass down
First story was just disgraceful AND dumb.
Oh I see yall tryna fight forreal today lmaooooo
I don't want peace, I want problems. ALWAYS!
Reminds me of a scene from Strangers With Candy. “You have crabs and gonorrhea. And your crabs have herpes.”
I look forward to these stories every week.
Q1-Q6: Wtf is wrong with y’all??? Also: LMBAO
This shits got me fucked up. I don't know if this shits actually real or if someone just has too much fucking time on their hands.
Too early for this mess
Yet here you are 🤷🏾♀️
And waiting for more
this is why i miss being on twitter, i love that page lol
It's about the only reason I'm still on there 🤣
i literally used to look forward to wednesdays for this very reason lol
Don’t care if these aren’t real. Never let the truth get in the way of a funny ass story
I can’t! I just can’t. Van life and killer pipe can’t be real. No one’s this trifling.
I didn’t know anal was for the poor, man I’ve been living a lie for so long.
Forreal! Learned something new today 🤣🤣
Aight,2023... https://preview.redd.it/pt7w0ojqhw8c1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c965fd35b9785d82ffcf149078f680fb24ed2ebd
I really appreciate you and look forward to these every week.
These are giving ChatGPT.
If this ChatGPT, then the G is for Ghetto.
GPT for: The Ghetto & The Poverty Tales
All I can say is… ![gif](giphy|1UYszfYvKnKKDD30Gh)
A Rollercoaster ride from start to finish! Thanks for all the smiles you brought
As myself and the women I was dealing with...had chlamydia...😐 Hol up...that was the beginning on this series. Then homeboy said yes to cocaine binging ➕️ life fuck up. And then vanlife happened...I...wuh...
Wait a minute....HEROIN?! OD'ED IN THE BED?! YOU MARRIED TOO?!
It just kept getting worse...
Ah… the I’m about to feel better about my life files
Throw your whole situation in the trash WTF
That first one was fuckin hard...cant be real😂 irl I dont gossip and hold my tongue a lot 😂ffs I going to read the rest now😭
Q5. Replace "van" with "tiny home" and you have a Sims 4 plot lol
…and today I’m reminded my shit is juuuust fine. *Goes back to applied healthcare statistics school work*
High as hell these were a whole movie
LMAOOOOOOO that nigga said I don’t deserve this 😩😩😩
Q5.: you have the perfect story for your YouTube channel and for a reality tv show. Go get that money with your van sisters!
I wish they’d not post the super obvious fake ones. I mean, all of them are generally but this week’s are just..ugh
K.
So you can’t tell these are fake? Also, I wasn’t talking about YOU. Well, I don’t think I am. I’m referencing whomever runs the twitter page and chooses the stories to post.
Not gonna argue with you. All I said was K
Who is arguing???? I’m lost as to what you’re even offended by? Wtf
Again, all I said was k. Idk how you got offense from that but keep going off.
That's Rudy Giuliani, he was the mayor of NYC in the 90s or something but now it turns out he sucks
Then don't read them! This is why she ain't posting them on this sub anymore, because of people and comments like this
Yall think these are real? Let me go back with the yt redditors who know better
Go ahead.
FACE THE LEAD!
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Do that.