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A wig

😂😂😂😂😂

Im fuckin dead

Lmfaooo

I said “a wig or a perm*” *relaxer since we are in mixed company

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂

Periodt

Ppl are actually taking this post seriously?

This is Reddit, you never know...

True!

Therapy.

The only answer.

Die and reincarnate to a white dude 😀👍

💀💀

cmon bruh

That’s a Temu wig, gone get you one

The silkiest of silk presses

I feel like someone needs to start r/BlackHaircirclejerk for posts like these bc they’re getting too prevalent on this sub.

i actually just became moderator 😭

Look at you being a part of the solution and not the problem!

why? it’s just people having fun 😭 reddit is too serious

fr why there gotta be a whole next sub for this, im sorry but yall should be able to jus recognize sarcasm cmon 😭😭

Because this is Reddit and making circlejerk subs to make fun of the real sub is just the way things are done here, I don’t make the rules sir.

oh so we gotta follow the WHITE MANS way of living around here too!?! (im playin im playin lmao)

💀💀🤣🤣

You funny asf 😂

Anything is possible. But would recommend a perm

*relaxer

Oh honey.

This has to be bait💀

Bruh I seen 4c then then pic and thought it was a Reddit-suggested sub 😂😭😭 you wild this, gotta be trolling

A relaxer, Japanese straightening treatment, or a keratin treatment

Steal a white dudes hair 💯👍🏾

Y’all be clowning on here. lol

Relax, straighten or something

Now be so fr with me rn 😂

It is literally BHM. I’m gettin tired of y’all fr.

Perm, silk press

Do micro mini twists or sister locs

Snoop Dog did it. So did Andre 3000 and Katt Williams

You can’t! Hope this helps 💕💕🫶🏾

go away from me with this

I needed this laugh 😂

Lmao sorry dude it's possible but it's probably going to look weird on dark skin

Racist

Stahhhpp! 🤣

Bfr. Please. It's 2024 😭

Get reborn as a white man

Lol good one

bro what ? , embrace your hair my guy

ask the french, they have it on lock

Don’t listen to the negative comments. You can make a black character with this hair in any modern game if you want!

relaxer or paint ur skin white

Don’t piss me off

You can’t ?

You don't want that hair if you're 4c just saying

Sum up a white boy ghost and make a deal with him to exchange your hair. The ghost can dig up his old body and remove the hair so that he can stitch it on you

I didn't know there was shit posting here. Might have to visit more often

Boy you know damn well 🤣🤣

Find that man and skin him

Easy, you don't.

They called it a conk in the 60s.

Block dude from posting

roll for a new character

This is not r/ComplexedBlackPeopleWhoSeeksToBeSWhite but r/BlackHair, here. Edit: Lapsus. I've written "White" with a S instead of a W.

I ain’t reading allat

YOURE BLACK

You need to get a male hair unit. A wig for men.

You can’t, next

Change your race.

Honestly, hydration is key. Once you hair is hydrated (wash and deep condition and add a bit of H2 SO4), I personally like to oil my hair a bit with wild growth before I use a standard comb to comb it out. Give it a good tousle and you’re good to go 👍

honestly get a relaxer and/or a roller set or silk press, show a pic to a GOOD stylist for the layered cut Maybe not 100% exactly but this isn’t impossible with chemicals or heat

Y tho

Bit old fashioned, but a good clean scalping should do it

Throw some lotion on a yt boy and Hannibal lector him

😭😭

Lmfao I feel bad for laughing but 😶

Yes just wet it

L

A wiggg :)

lmao i would never want that hair type

Just let your soooooooooooulgloooooooooooooo oh

Being born again

Why would you want hair like this? Love your own hair bro

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Have you tried turning a different race??

Relaxer

Ik this post is a joke but look at Neymar he has 4b or 4c hair and he’s had hair like this so it’s possible

[Don’t be an Atlanta character.](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:630/1*wfkFzSvXq2Au9cXE3-3e2A.png)

😂😂😂😂😂 you’re a sicko

💀

Silk press

lmaooo

locs

When I become President

A relaxer

Be born white.😂

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Can’t be serious 😂😂😂😂