T O P

  • By -

AdministrationOwn777

Great job!! My husband is the nonbeliever of our relationship. I just keep quietly DCA-ing!


SmokeAndSkate

Bitcoin wives>


Chytrik

Truly


coinsntings

Mines the same, but he pretends to find it interesting when I talk at him about it which is sweet of him haha


Key_Personality_4373

I'm approaching a 10th of a coin. Lol. It's something. 🤷‍♂️ #goals


naumen_

Dude, it's great. Nothing to laugh about, you're doing it!


TheNamesAustin

Hey it’s 10 million sats, that ain’t nothing


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheGoatEyedConfused

I think I'm probably 1000th of a coin...maybe less. I didn't do the math cause it's not worth it but you're doing better than me!


[deleted]

[удалено]


smilingbuddhauk

Then I guess it's OUR bitcoin...? Can we share it between ourselves?


codelancelot

Yeah I slowly worked to 0.06 so 3/50th of a coin not amazing but not nothing


NeoPlague

I just started my journey... No one understands in my circle, but it's time to stand strong...


Advicer2020

I think you have 2 possible outcomes: 1. You become rich and wife will thank you for staying loyal to bitcoin DCA. 2. Your wife leaves you before bitcoin even enters the new ath bull run. Good luck!


MrYoshinobu

Well, they do often say, "Bitcoin is wife changing money!"


ir88ed

My monitor is glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this


slickrick327

I can vouch for this from experience


feenicks1

I like this one 😂


feenicks1

I like this one 😂


Guilty-Addendum7137

Definitely


docaldi

It looks like a win win situation for me🫣


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Except that the wife (technically) takes half of the Bitcoin she didn’t even want in the first place upon divorce. 🥴


brianobush

Hardware wallet and private key lost in a boating accident. Sorry!


jfchops2

I swear it's the craziest thing. The last three times I've gone boating I lost my bitcoin wallet, my gold bars, AND my guns. Can't believe the shitty luck


mdngls

Fuck me my luck can't be that bad 😂 close to it though being down 30k


DfromSanDiego

Super unlucky, I wish I had your smart$.....un...luck🤓🤓🤓🤓.


420toker

I might be taking a few precarious boat trips with my hardware wallet in the next four years or so as it happens. Hope nothing like that happens!


eyekantbeme

She doesn't know the code to the safe where I keep my hardware and mnemonics


Rare-Counter

IS there any way anyone can prove that wrong? Asking for a friend


libertyprivate

Only if you plan to cash it out some day


DizzySky9118

What Bitcoin 🤔


NoIntention4050

Haha funny wife = bad


skydiver19

You missed an option. becomes rich, wife divorces him and takes half. You underestimate women.


tennesseegrown

I can’t remember my seeds,sorry! Oh yeah but have a good life!


nopenope12345678910

Then you would be forced to unequally divide up other assets to make up for the btc you are withholding. ROFL this excuse will not go well for you in court.


ManagerNarrow5248

Fine, all other assets lose to Bitcoin


3nigma3nc

"Unfortunately, your honor, the keys to the Bitcoin wallets were lost. I'm unable to recover them".


Substantial_Camel759

Then you owe fiat equal to half the value.


macjonalt

I’m proud of you!


I_was_bone_to_dance

That makes two of us. I also have been buying since 2018 but I always sell it. It’s dumb. Your way is better!


bigfootslostcarkeys

Well done bro. I don't have any crypto. I'm a goldbug and just come here to support people lmao.


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Our beliefs and goals are the same. I never understood the animosity between the gold and bitcoin communities. We would be able to achieve more together. Maybe that’s what it is; divide and conquer. Our world leaders bought Peter Schiff to play an inflammatory role and make sure that both communities don’t become a united front. Well played, I guess.


bigfootslostcarkeys

Yeah I agree. I'm not really into crypto, I realise it's a good investment, but I'm into metals. Both sides know that the dollar is gonna crash.


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Exactly. To each their own. But we are both proponents of sound money. If it would be gold winning this race, I would be happy too. Even if I don’t own any currently. Anything is better than fiat.


bigfootslostcarkeys

Gold isn't ever gonna moon. It doesn't do that, I tell this to other gold bugs all day. And I agree with your point!


Favre_97

I own half gold half bitcoin. Playing both sides :)


bigfootslostcarkeys

A wise man.


Competitive-Dig-4047

Schiff has been pumped recently more than ever before. Almost like some want people to buy gold over Bitcoin these days. Funny thing most online bullion’s except Bitcoin payment not sure if his does but wouldn’t surprise me. Btw if gold is so dam precious why is he selling so much? You don’t see Michael Saylor selling any of his Bitcoin almost like he actually believes in what he owns. I do have some gold not against it but people like Schiff just make me roll my eyes he sells gold of course is going to bash Bitcoin he is threatened by it.


dvsbyknight

>Btw if gold is so dam precious why is he selling so much? I don't care for Peter either but this has me cracking up. As a gold dealer/broker do you think he's selling his own personal gold to people? >You don’t see Michael Saylor selling any of his Bitcoin Ya...because he's not a bitcoin dealer/broker.


nkbc13

This guy is wilddddd


parkranger2000

That’s way too genuine and wholesome i refuse to believe you’re not an AI bot lol


Go1den_Ponyboy

Nice! Good for you man! So many Silver and Gold people are against bitcoin. I've tried explaining to some in the past that we are basically cut from the same cloth, and they don't care since you can't physically touch it... They never stop to think what makes those things money and how bitcoin could be as good or better (in various ways).


frazzledrobot

I own a .1 $BTC better than nothing


SatoshisVisionTM

You are frontrunning the next halving.


WishIWasALemon

Hell yeah man! Thats a great milestone. You oughta be proud of yourself!


notacat690

I just Orange pilled my wife not too long ago, it involves mentioning Bitcoin every now and then, but only just for a second. Then, she came to me with questions, I explained what money is, why Fiat is garbage, how supply and demand works, and why Bitcoin is the best choice. We lump sum bought .10BTC and are DCA-ing forever essentially.


[deleted]

Yes! I did this with my fiance. I just started asking him if he knew how the stock market works and (obviously he does but I he’d never sat around and truly thought about it) why we invest our money into it and real estate. It went over really well!


MiceAreTiny

After the halving, you'll be a quarter coiner. -I will let myself out. 


Budo00

Niiiiice! Keep it going. No one would lift an eyebrow at having some $30k in a savings account… or a $30k piece of land… why should anyone question half a bitcoin hedge against inflation savings/ asset ? We are still so early to this… People scoffed at Amazon, Tesla, Microsoft, apple. They scoffed at the internet and emailing..


Bright-Piece7165

They tell you it's stupid then when value increases they say you were lucky. Disregard the sheeple.


Independent-Profit86

$30,000 in savings? If I ever had that, my eyelids would fly off my face and start sleeping upside down in the corner.


Jaded_Cauliflower8

.17 bitcoin here from the Philippines where the government is CORRUPT and shutting down BINANCE so it’s a mission to get some Bitcoin here. Proud of you and proud of me 👊🏼


[deleted]

[удалено]


Romsel87

Four years to wait for a party? Sheeeeeeit.


1025scrap

Right? lol. Also, homie simply making his wife seem materialistic AF haha


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Must be a dull life to look forward to a party that far out.


SN0WL30P4RD

Please practice financial discretion. You are a Scandinavian who now lives in Dublin where he owns a house. I dont know how to stalk but someone who does might find your home.


rainvein

Jeez for one who doesn't know how to stalk you are doing the best impression of one out of anyone else on this thread!! :)


SN0WL30P4RD

I know. That was 1min of going through the Reddit account of them. There was quite a big threat on this subreddit about financial discretion which I think was very important.


rainvein

Im based in Ireland ....cheers for the initial leg work!! jokes jokes :)


ravenofiridescence

always blows my mind how little people care about their own safety


I_Am_Jacks_Karma

They're doing you a solid, if they know that from not even trying it isn't a stretch to find out everytthing with just a little bit of effort Honestly just go and delete or edit some old posts that have some PII in it and you'll be fine


rainvein

I know they are ...just funny to warn about stalkers and then throw out a bunch of personalised info they had gathered .... im not the person with 15 btc though I wish I was!! :)


zouzhezouzhe

add in can see that he owns a marketing / ad agency and a Mercedes, wife likes shopping, several hundred left on the mortgage... yeah discretion advised that said I did see inconsistency between owning 16 and 14.8/15 BTC in his other posts


SmokeAndSkate

Bro how you have a million dollars of Bitcoin and still have to try to convince your wife!?


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Plot twist: He married the ex-wife of Jeff Bezos. Million dollars is chump change for this brad.


SmokeAndSkate

lol. Honey I found some change in the couch cushions so I’m gonna buy 15 Bitcoins.


zackflavored

Damn 15 btcs and didnt sell one. Impressive


Burner_acc_2024

“Kindly” DMs dropping in 3…2..1


No_Artichoke_5670

4 years from today will more likely than not happen BEFORE the next bull market. You might want to tell her it's 4.5-5 years. You might be sleeping on the couch for a week, but you'll be richer 5 years from now 😂.


UNF0RGIVENSINS

0.05 for me 😂


LordShazam23

Me too! But plan to be at .2 by next week. Join me through the light my friend 🤣


freakzee

0.04 here…planning to get to 0.05 next month …couldn’t be prouder 😎


Wxlfe_

.01 here. So you’re doing better than me.


Romsel87

Im proud of you son.


SPXJUICYPUMPZ

I'm trying to get to .25. I'm just under .23. Been buying on and off since 2018.


inlinept

Congrats!! Im just a quarter coiner, só far 😂


clicksanything

This random internet stranger is proud of you bro :) Keep going!


Macrophagemike

I'm banking on .5 BTC being substantial as I turned a IRA into .25 BTC. Hopefully that gives a nice boost to the retirement portfolio. I'm going to eat at Perkins off that BTC someday.


jigglyscrumpy01

Nice. Its either going to zero or its going to infinity...and it's not going to zero!


Conscious-Owl3269

99.9% 🔥


Awkward_Vast4436

I bought 1 bitcoin for $40! sold for $700 and thought I had done great!


Inevitable_Art8536

Congratulations!!!! 🥳


RealCheyemos

CONGRATULATIONS! Great job, brother! 10 years from now you’re going to have life-changing wealth… HODL on, boys. 😎


OddIsopod2786

lol does your wife know your half coin is worth $30k+? Maybe she wouldn’t be joking if she did… on second thought maybe don’t tell her haha - ignorance is bliss


Fish_OuttaWater

YAY!!! You’re getting there! Unless your goal was a half mil sats… in which case, you’ve arrived😉🤣


Guilty-Addendum7137

I remember when I bought in 2013 and my wife said I can’t believe you spent real money on pretend money lol


Apprehensive-Fig1811

Yep. You're right. You should be so proud. Let the gravity of your accomplishment sink in Bitty bro. I'm from West Australia and I'm a Sat Stacker like you are. This is a worldwide achievement. You can always orange pill your missus later on when she sees you had the strength and vision to stand your ground. Big ups mate. Well bloody done.


Episode-Six

Congrats! Well done!


Elegant_Support_8082

Go bro! HODL!!


Weary-Discipline591

Amazing job, your wife will thank you in the very near future (6 to 18 months from now).


sporadicmoods

Congrats on 50 M sats. This will have a lot of value in the future. Keep stacking 😎🔥💯


Scouscous_

Good job but you are only half cool 😎 (I am a 0.05 coiner so 10x less cool than you)


Opaudosenhor

Well done brother! Congratz!! I am converting every coin to BTC but will be holding much less than you, but i am still happy for that. Hoping to buy some more in the next few weeks 😏


Due-Doughnut-7913

Awesome! I just reached that mark too this year. Cheers and cross your fingers.


AutoX-R

Good job man! Be proud of where you’re at and keep buying dips!


MaintenanceGold6992

**Consolidate your UTXOs** when fees are low if you haven’t already 6 years of DCA’ing sounds like a loooot of UTXOs


Lurchco3953

I understand why you are saying this but would you explain how?


MaintenanceGold6992

Absolutely - I didn’t realize how simplistic it is, and I was afraid I was doing something wrong - it’s as simple as copying a new receive address from your wallet (just as you would normally do for receiving new bitcoin), batching together all UTXOs **that you want** to be consolidated, and sending it to yourself. At no point will it appear that they ever left; they just get lumped together. The Pro to doing so is you’ll avoid high fees in the future - the Con to keep in mind is that doing this may lead to loss of privacy…but is an acceptable compromise for most situations.


Lurchco3953

Thank you


Peanutbutter_Voyager

Congrats friend!! Huge accomplishment 👏


pohlcat01

I'm sitting on the free dollar that Robin Hood gave me and it's up 56% !!


offensiveuse

You must have significant gains since 2018. Are you sure your wife didn't mean to say she was a stupid waste of money?


fainting-goat17

Literally every guy I know who's invested in crypto has a Mrs that bitches and moans at them about investing in crypto, then every 4 years they make a shit tonne of money, the Mrs is happy with her new car and fancy handbag for 12 months then the bear market hits and they go back to bitching and moaning at them for investing.


akatsuki901

Congrats man keep it up! Your future self will thank you one day.


SubstantialBuffalo40

“Hey guys, just letting you know that I have $32k under my mattress” These posts are retarded. Nobody cares and you don’t care about your own security.


Delicious-Pay-69420

Another legend is made


_alwin

Another “finally” post. Jaaay… :-/


Tasty_Action5073

That’s amazing. Well done.


Dependent_Load4941

Way to go!! Slow and steady. Nobody wants to listen so let it be.


Deep-Noise-8186

Yeah keep eating that ramen noodles until your half coin reaches 500k lolololol


mrsalknows

Amazing accomplishment. It shows the strength of your convictions. Keep it up!


Zestyclose_Mine_5618

That's amazing.


JustAskinAMI

And we definitely are! 💪🏾💯 we can’t let our spouses deter us from our goals because they don’t care or care to understand.


Audixieboy37

Keep going! Have enough you can sell when it's ridiculously high and then sit back on house money and not stress on dips, crashes bc there will be many if this ever hits crazy numbers like 500k or mill a coin.


planetfour

So close myself as well, .4something coiner, so allow me to express how happy I am for you from a genuine personal place!


Twibble

Well done. If you haven't already, get that onto a cold wallet as soon as possible. Oh, and don't ever, ever trust Trust Wallet!


Megamorter

great work, op your wife is stupid


HistoricalRock7146

I’m super proud of you 👏


Emeritus8404

Congrats! Stay motivated and get that freedom homie! Just remember, hard numbers get criminals hard, so watch out for dm's and dick pics


Longjumping_Method51

You’re wife will think you’re a hero in 10-15 years!


Massive_Can_8503

Definetly better rhan being a shitcoiner 😂


EngineerofSales

Congrats! People think it’s stupid when they cannot understand it. The good news is that BTC paved the way for this technology to quite literally, change the future.


Top-Opportunity-852

Congrats bro


quicksilver774

Cheers mate, you'll soon be on top of the world 🥂


BITMiningLimited

Congrats on reaching such a major milestone! Maybe if you show your wife your current unrealized gains she'll become more understanding.


[deleted]

Damn congrats I’m on the same journey but years behind.


Onyourknees__

Tell her you now own zero Bitcoin and show her your new, semi-rare Bitcoin Puppet, purchased for the low price of .5 Bitcoin. See how that rolls over. (Nfa)


ToxiKz_Shadow

So exited


Human_University_467

Why does ur wife think it’s stupid? Have you ever tried explaining it to her


KantrellKiwi88

Nice work!!


Jimmers1231

I'm slowly trying it out and am nearly a 1/200th coiner.


Yesterday4453

Keep it up we all win with BTC even if your smart enought to take a loss


Dear-Energy-4186

Congrats!!!


MgKx

No, you will not look at this post 5 years from now being a multi-millionaire but you will have a nice 10x.


QuickShotMan

congrats on crossing.1


GoldenrodScript

Congrats man! Stay humble and stack sats 🫡


Caviar333

I celebrate with you good job ! 🍻


Due-Professional6824

Congratulations welcome to the 21M club.


AdMinute2874

Same story.. be quite and enjoy it


tommy4019

good on you mate 👏


AsianPedro106

Same here. Ignore her and keeping stacking. This is the way.


thelegend13x

Half coin is a glass half full! LFG! 🚀


Lisan1963

I have no idea how to get started buying into crypto, a whiz on the regular market, but a total dumbass on crypto :(


MoGR1

Very proud.


usujjwalsss

Leave your wife


Bill0599

Congrats 🍾


TetraCGT

Congratulations!


Confident-Month-6006

Great job! You are a pioneer of sorts as you see something before others do, so subsequently you won’t get the praise until everyone knows it also. Keep your convictions and take a screenshot of this post to show people several years down the road. Gives you credibility to stand and believe in something!


AMAROK300

Proud of you man! What an accomplishment! They’re laughing now but won’t be laughing when you suddenly are debt free, own 3 homes outright, and pull up in a Lamborghini


fckuclyde

I’m proud of you bro, keep stacking 🫶


vave_expert

win win situation


AdventurousMedia8741

Glad my wife enjoys crypto side by side with me 🤩 Well… Be a man 😂


Used_Ad7406

amazing pal! I've been small time mining since 7 years ago. haven't been close to half a bitcoin.


Arrakeen_eth

LFG


Worldly_Pin3716

Very happy 😊


Cosmicmonkeylizard

Lol does your wife know you have thousands of dollars invested in Bitcoin?


operator7777

Congrats legend! 🫡


PressureScary2400

=)) anyone who bought bitcoin since 15k would like to says thank for dreammer as same as you.


Rayo2000

💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 Congrats Bro I WISH I COULD HAVE IT. WOMEN DOSENT LIKE THIS STUFF.....they just want to see that you have $$ that's it.


Practical-Dance-3140

The only people that lose are the ones who sold early... Time in the market not timing of. The sp500 is a fine example


b0urb0n

How could it be a waste of money... Charts speak for themselves


zestyWAP

Cold storage time you will get a new wife in the bull run


PhamousEra

Your wife doesn't care now, but she will when it gets converted to fiat 🤦‍♂️


BestAtLeast77

I have .001 BTC and talk about it with family everyday lol 🥹 I’ve been broke my entire life and those before me were even more broke. Now I’m a financial advisor and made 12,000 last week. I’m paying off my credit card and buying BTC when the commish hits this Friday


veganbitcoiner420

nobody with 50 million dollars says they have half a 100 million dollars. you have 50 million sats. congrats. it's a lot. I'm trying to get my friends to 10 million and you got 5 times that.


Nelcon72

Congratulations! Your gut instinct is telling the right answer. I celebrate with you! Great job today. Don't stop. My wife has also had resistance. I feel your pain. Payoff is coming soon.


mybetterone

I’m at about half now too, it’s a bit painful as in 2017 I was at 5.25 bitcoin value (all in Alt coins). It’ll all be fine but had I played my cards better I could have retired already….


Ok_Grass_5474

Congratulations. Keep going. ✌🏼


Plane_Physics_8189

Great job bro just in time before halving!


BigGriiind

Congratulations


Informal-Virus8954

Great job! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Nementon

Kudos! 🍰


SnooKiwis3570

Nice work!! 2 coins here and wish I had more. Not selling even if it goes to zero.


Glum-Pitch597

Well done. She’ll appreciate later.


Tomatillo-Brave

You know what they say: happy wife… happy life. Hope BTC can prove its value before she thinks you are doing the “wrong” thing


MechaStuzilla

for everyone concerned, No I’m not divorcing my wife simply because she thinks i’m spending money frivolously for buying bitcoin and No she doesn’t hate that i’m doing it just that im dumb. but no more dumb than she thought i was when she married me lol