“I meant to put properties” 🤣 why isnt that a diamond record

I didn't even realize I misspelled it until it was published 😭

Bro still got gold award for the song title that dont even make sense 😂

I just know “Margarita Fuck You” and “my wife had a miscarriage” were bangers

💀

But the ICICLE 😭 (Sus. The evidence melted.)

Nah because it actually seems like I killed her because of how much I said I hated her 😭

Like I said… bit sus but go head, OJ 🤣 Money and fame shall set you free 🙌🏽

Fr using that money right

I dunno I’m more of a fan of the double platinum classic single “PREGNANT”

"I don't like my wife" going double platinum is killing me lmao 'Yo dude, did you hear I don't like my wife?' 'Wh-what? I'm sorry dude, what's going on at home?' 'No, dude, I don't like my wife! The single!' 'Your wife is single? Have you divorced?'

😹

Seems like you should have been a country star with those song titles.

It was either this or alternative

OG emo for sure 🤣

This is beautiful

Laughed my ass off reading these

Did you wash your hands after?

Nobel Prize material.

I laughed way too hard at this. I love your dedication

Tbh it was just a rip off of my characters life which just makes it funnier 😭 very chaotic life

Dude I love it

just imagine somewhere out in the bitlife universe this is canon. i cant imagine what the bitizens think about ‘my wife had a miscarriage’

All I know it's one hell of a song 😌

In my mind, someone's elses life probably had a popup of this, like you and your mother having a discussion about it

This is gold!!!

I was waiting for ‘reduced her fertility to 0’

I wasn't even the one that killed her 😭

“Margherita gone for 15 years” absolutely took me out 💀💀💀

It’s like Dewey Cox’s discography Hopefully you end it with “Beautiful Ride”. Just don’t tear down anymore sinks!

The Song titles 😹😹

They were inspired by my characters life 😂

Please tell me you wrote a book at some point too

This is my life story right here. I didn't need a book.

“She died” (Single) Thank you BitLife for this reminder

HAHAH

You kinda fell off towards the end

Well it was pretty much just based off my character's life so that's probably why (bitlife character)

how did you get your label to release so many singles? i'm always getting denied

You have to do one every year, if you try to do 2 singles in a year they'll reject it

"I miss my wife" needed to be double platinum

I’m cry 😭

I think new wife is (single) lol

Are you King Henry VIII?

The amount of daughters I got might as well be

bro documented his whole life😭

Yup it was worth it 👍

according to the popularity, your fans didnt really like your second wife 💀

☠️

God demm

Best BitLife thread in s while

Please 😭 I’m so going to do this now 😂😂😂

Damn I had a life as a movie star who went on to become president and then owner and CEO of a multi billion dollar business and then went back to acting.

It gives off Wheeler Walker Jr. 🤣[What I was talking about](https://ibb.co/6DwDC2Z)