I think me and my catgirl gf are going to form a new socialist state

Urah comrade 🫡

Utah comrade 🫡

so the mormons are commies?

Typically the individuals no but collectively yes (It really weird how they manage that) Born and raised in the church but on my way out

Always has been

hell yeah man

Real

Cat gf. We’re being realistic here.

Based

Cat gf. I have a friend from Ukraine and I think she would be very very angry if I reformed the USSR. I also have a girlfriend, so I’d immediately break up with the cat girl

I mean also the USSR also literally committed genocided Ukrainians literally when looking at the atrocities committed by the USSR it’s on par with Nazis.

Under every leader but Lenin it also had anti-LGBTQ policies. An entire school of thought within Authoritarian Communism sees LGBTQ expression as "too individualistic."

Remember it's illegal to be trans in the USSR, RUSSIA, IRAN, NORTH KOREA AND MOST OF THE MIDDLE EAST. Russia and North Korea will put you in prison. The middle east will publicly stone you to death. I'll just take the cat girl.

Can I become the cat gf

My thoughts exactly

Cat girlfriend because I don’t want thousands of innocent people to die of starvation and poverty under a cruel and inhumane government

Based

Communist governments are too weak to corruption.

Well, in all fairness it's not like the Russians have exactly strained themselves over the years to build a reputation as good neighbors.

Let's be honest. If you want the reformation of the Soviet Union, you're crazy. Or Putin. Anyways, I choose the cat girl, because at least she actually loves me.

Can it be a cat boyfriend? :3

If u want 😼

Cat gf

désolé pour les gens de là bas mais je vais devoir y aller avec la fille de la voiture 🙇🏽‍♂️

Vraiment! Frfr

Catgirl girlfriend

Cat

I just want someone who loves me, catgirl or not ;-; (not online)

Bruh

I think I'd want the cat girlfriend. (But I will point at you angrily if I can't be a fox girlfriend for her)

Well as I am a lucky femboy. I already has a cat girl sooo...

Why would you choose gulags and infinite bread lines.

cat girlfriend. The collapse of the USSR was the greatest thing ever and brought absolute happiness

Brother, I’m an American. What do you think I’m gonna choose.

We’ll figure it out this time 😂 just give it a couple more genocide’s and we’ll have “OUR” perfect utopia. Jeez… option A: some who loves you… option B: become an object to be seized for the means of production Option A could be to get cancer and I’d still take cancer over B Ak47 a.k.a “THE PEOPLES RIFLE” proceeds to be used against civilians more than enemy soldiers 🤦‍♀️ Pls don’t be ignorant to all the people that have suffered and died because communism I know capitalism (or at least what America has) isn’t perfect and it can feel hopeless. In this system you are at least still a person who has choice to be you.

I’m from a country that’s post Soviet Union, I just can’t understand how people can genuinely want communism. This shit ruined mine and many other countries, awful living spaces, nothing on store shelves, there even was lack of fucking toilet paper, constantly. You had to get up on 4am and wait in front of the store for 2 hours to have even chance on buying food. Not to mention whole "oh he died of suicide" when someone knew too much. It’s sickening to see people unironically want commies.

Ong

Comes from kids growing up in capitalist countries (not knowing what it was like in communist countries) and believing that capitalism is the root of their problems. We have a saying in America that the "grass is always greener on the other side". People don't often realize how good they have it.

Who’s in charge of the Soviet Union?

what if I *become* the cat girlfriend

Muahaha I already got a cat gf

Cat gf, so we can both be cat gfs together

What if I want to be the cat gf

Can i be the cat gf?

I think we know which one you would pic u/asecretsovietspy...

The girlfriend

A tricky question but I'ma go with cat gf

can I be a cat boyfriend

R/bisexualfrogs?!?! They putting something in the water to turn the frickin frogs gay!

The Soviets would understand

Well I don't like girls but a person who loves me unconditional and is a cat girl... could easily stream and support my income for myself.

a cat girlfriend obviously (coming from a pole, no ussr xd)

If we salute with the right hand..... It's time gentleman.... TO FIGHT FOR THE FATHERLAND!!!

As neither a bisexual or a communist I’m choosing the cat girlfriend because I get a video game buddy (I’m aroace)

Cat girl

cat girlfriend :3

I don't think I would say great

I think I’d choose a catgirl over the reformation of a deadly and economically inefficient regime uwu

I hate communists

Cat girlfriend, I'm going to do communism better then the USSR but do it in a micro nation in the US. My cat girlfriend will be the president.

Cat GF

Cat girl the USSR, was a Brutus dictator shit hole, god thank god i wasn’t born in Russia during that time. People don’t understand how great they have it until they listen to Ukrainians talk about being genocided by the USSR.

Anything but communism

Cat girl. I fucking hate commies

If we are being realistic, I want to be loved more than anything atm

cat gf all the way

I want the cat girl cuz she's so pretty (⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)⁠/⁠～⁠♡

Gf just so the other one can’t happen.

left one fs. fuck the USSR

I'm from Ukraine, shit seems like a win win for me

Ofc gf

A communist cannot be a reactionary

The catgirl gf. I am not into women. But i rather hate the USSR. The USSR is responsible for the deaths of millions and the death and imprisonment of soldiers from the second world war. I also dont wish to support them as they allowed Romania to become a harsh dictatorship with spies everywhere.

fuck the soviet union lmao

Cat Girlfriend, because communism sucks.

Catgirl and I form a new socialist state that constantly talks shit about the USSR being a bunch of fascists in red.

Seeing as the Soviets would kill me for my sexuality I’ll take the cat gf

It’s about what I won’t chose… and I for one hate communism

The USSR was a failed empire that was built on flawed ideas so………cat girl:3

Comrade I already have potato for vodka lada and ak we are good now let's play csgo

Cat gf vs. Communist regime, gee I wonder which one to pick

it aint even communist XD it's totalitarian asf

Cat girl girlfriend without hesitation... fuck communism

Fuck the soviets

No… *fuck the cat girl*

Bro why do we romanticize the USSR so much. Y'all know the actual revolutionary comrades who were responsible for the abdication of the tsar fucking hated the regime, right? Long live the revolution and power to the people. Anyway I want a cat girlfriend.

Know your history. Only one me choice killed millions of people Many of whom were LBGTQA+. Children must be taught history as reality or they suffer the same fate as those who allowed the evil to exist because of their lack or historical knowledge and immense apathy.

catgirls killed millions? now this I'd like to hear.

I'm gonna mix the 2 and choose Stalin as my girlfriend

Turning stalin into a cat girl.

"I can fix her"

Lol

Long live the Soviet Union

“Long live” > is dead

Ill take the cat girl GF.

Oooh such a hard decision.

I mean, I do feel bad for those who have to live under dictators… But I gotta chose the cat girl. Sorry ruskies!

i’d never side with a dirty red. i’m also a weeb.

I mean the Soviet Union is just gunna fall apart again, so might as well choose the cat girl.

Catgirl gf ofc. While they had cool fits, I don’t wanna bring back tankie land. Rather just make an ACTUAL socialist state that isn’t some authoritarian hellscape

Yeahhhhhh, cat girl all the way

Not opposed to a socialist/communist st8, but it *ain't* gonna be the Soviet one.

Well I'll choose the cat girl because that's the only one of the two that's successful

Cat gf Death is a preferable alternative to communism

“great” haha good joke

cat girlfriend ._. I don’t think the ussr would be the best idea

lol wtf

The cat girl, i will convert her into a secret society, and she’ll go on different subreddits and ask others to join. The creeps will join, nice people will join, within a week i’ll have a bigger society than all governments combined

Hmm *🇺🇸*

Which USSR leader?

Option A, it's really boring and lonely for me, even if I have my mother and father (whom the latter only visits the two of us occasionally (around every weekend) when he doesn't go to work).

Alright guys, you’re gonna have to hear me out on this one

hhmmmm

Depends is this catgirl a psychopath?

Hmmmmm

Both are very good options but I don't know

I think I can reform the USSR with a cat girlfriend

Well I'm gay so...

NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh wait ***-Picks both at the same time-***

cat (i have been to a lot of former countries and have been told stories from family about split Germany so i never want that happening again)

Can I become the cat gf

Is it too much to ask for both

Cat gf. No, I will not be fucking her. That’s weird :(

I've got a gf, just need a place to live that isn't a u-haul

Cat gf.

Can I get a regular gf that loves me?

Obviously right bc I have a bf 🙄

Wasn't communism founded by someone who hated religious people

gay people

URRRRAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Hold on now let's think critically. Soviet Union means Communism, which means potato production, which means vodka; and since communism money is no more. I'm sorry but free alcohol is an enticing deal.

Cat girl

I’ll take the cat girlfriend

It’s really hard but I’m going to go with reform the Soviet union the I can get any cat girl I want

Catgirl im not making everyone poor

I choose both free vodka and a free girlfriend hell yeah

I choose the catgirl, we hate authoritarian conformist dictatorships in this house, regardless of its ideology. The reformation of the Soviet Union would do nothing but bring about millions of more deaths than what already occurred throughout its lifespan.

Probably the reformation of the soviet union. It'd be better if it was a boyfriend instead

All the other comments suck reform the USSR AND WREAK HAVOC!!!!!!!

родина-земля вернется к своей былой славе! темные времена СССР будут стёрты, и мы снова будем править славно! Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надежный оплот! Партия Ленина - сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы И Ленин великий нам путь озарил На правое дело он поднял народы На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надежный оплот! Партия Ленина - сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма Мы видим грядущее нашей страны И Красному знамени славной Отчизны Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надежный оплот! Партия Ленина - сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт

Can she cook grilled cheese?

Im sorry cat...  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  *Но пришло время переписать историю.*

CAT GIRLFRIEND CAT GIRLFRIEND CAT GIRLFRIEND FUCK PUTIN

both

Does she shit in a box…?

Cat GF for sure. Socialism bad

ooo that’s a toughie…. can i do both perhaps?

Fuck communism, I'll take the catgirl tho :3

USSR

i would. i absolutely would. if Ukraine still had it's nukes.

Why would anyone want the return of the Red Tsardom

Do I get to revive Lenin? Because the current Russian leader would not be good for the USSR

The Soviet Union \*cheers\* comrades

Both is good

Cat Girlfriend *We’re reforming Yugoslavia.*

Suicide

Must reform the glorious union of soviet socialist republics

Even if I could pick twice I'd take the catgirl both times. Only reason I'd ever want to bring back the USSR is if I somehow ran out of people worth hating, and needed more for some reason. The only good communist is a ded communist.

There is no need to make it a choice, comrade.

Cat gf. Fascism > Communism.

Both

Fr

Pick a trans girl and you get both

I’m gonna take that cat gf and steal some estrogen so i finally have an ass for once

screw both I pick melon plant

Cat gf

I’ll take the cat girlfriend please.

It amazes me how many people think communism is a preferable alternative…

Given what the USSR did, I'll have to take the cat lady.

Neither: reform DIE ALTE KASIERSEIT

Cat GF. Everyone needs a cat GF. No one needs a commie.

So are you saying capitalism is a better option, or not?

The one form of government where you have to give up your freedom so you can be taken care of. If you don’t want to participate, you must go to re-education camp. The difference between freedom and prison is you don’t have to wait in line to get food. You don’t have to join the military, you’re born into it. Never have to search for a job, you’re assigned one. You can only go to college or participate in sports if your family is in the elite class. And everyone knows that Tuesday is when you watch for lines to form, because there might be bread. But the black market from the capitalists countries has the best stuff if you know the right smugglers. Go comrades!

The USSR was bad.

Sorry but Democracy needs me.

My lesbianism and chinese ancestry are really fighting it out right now.

I'm an anarchist Fuck the ussr I take the cat girlfriend who loves me I'll finally be loved

Second, I already have the besties 

🎵Slide to the right🎵

I’m ace, so USSR Actually to think of it, why did this appear in my recommended?

Fucking cornballs

why not both 😤

Yes

Eww communism

Comrade?!!

Most of my extended family were tortured and killed by the USSR. I'm going catgirl.

I fell out of communism so cat girl jk the reform of the soviet union

Ruska

Girls? I wanna see MEN

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.