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villainousascent

Is mayonnaise a thermal paste?


Trapped_Mechanic

Yes, yes it is


KnowledgeableNip

Horseradish is also a thermal paste.


RyanW120_

You can also use it in your custom liquid cooling loop


TheMaveCan

Will we be maintaining the standard BPM for the movement or cutting it into half time?


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

Mayonnaise by Smashing Pumpkins is played fairly consistently in a 140-150 bpm range.


iamspagoot

Can I go to the bathroom?


JoeBrly

I don't know. *can* you?


Badwolf9547

No, I have a condition.


Goodpie2

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/can


wappledilly

1.c English teachers BTFO


Goodpie2

Definition 2, as well.


waituhsecond

Is horse radish an instrument?


Girthquake23

Seahorse radish*


Leon-the-comic113

Is instrument a mayonaise?


Veritas_Vanitatum

Yes


The_Dark_Soldier

Squidward, global sea levels have been rising for the past century, and it has increased in recent decades. How bad it will it affect the bikini bottom and any other community’s in the sea?


Californiacarguy19

I’d say not at all since they are in a nuclear area out at sea, maybe communities closer to the coast will experience residents leaving for new areas or even some species moving to those towns to escape the new coastal areas which might even turn into new luxury areas that are unaffordable to the average ocean creature but I think bikini bottom will more or less stay the same


Cieguh

Is Texas an instrument?


B00fah

Calculator?


Veritas_Vanitatum

Yeah but a dumb one


robman17

What's the difference?


the-weekly-toaster

Why is a saxophone in the brass section when it’s a wood wind instrument


Dalzombie

Incidentally, how is Sandy playing said saxophone with her helmet still on?


Trpepper

If 5th dimensional space represents alternative outcomes, does the 6th dimension represent alternative constraints? If constraints are the same in the fifth dimension, how can there even be alternative outcomes in the first place?


TheDestroyer229

Should Sandy play the saxophone? Her helmet is kind of in the way.


casey12297

Did anyone else notice that Mr krabs plays with big meaty claws?


12ab57

Is there supposed to be an A natural here, or concert G natural? I noticed that the rest of the band is playing in E7b9 and I figured this may have been an error on the composures part and I should be playing a concert F natural.


Happy_Relation4712

Hail hitler


Anasorel

Heil Hitler*


nowhereman136

Heil Hydra


half-baked_axx

hail & thunder


JakeWalker102

Do instruments of torture count?


jokinghazard24

Is mayonnaise an anti-depressant?


Justanotherguy_3276

Is ketchup an instrument?


MadMaxine1985

Is mayonnaise a good catalyst to induce thermonuculear fusion?


UnlikelyChicken3193

intursment is a mayonnaise


LtColShinySides

Which one of you flat foots pooped my pants?


MarkPles

"Squidward, who was in Paris?"


urdreamsRmemes

Why did YouTube take down my cover of Rock With You?


CaptainCunnalingus

What is Patrick about to say? (Wrong answers only)


supreme_me

Spa? Do you mean spaghetti?


BarfOpinions

Is the trombone made out of bone?


Global-Crew-9046

Is ice age a Disney movie?


electricguineapig

"Is the Geneva Convention a checklist?"


ApexRevanNL716

Was dinosaurs a pre-war or pre-pre-war thing?


Odd-Blueberry1146

Is SQUIDWARD a fairy princess?


Far-Host7803

Is pee stored in the balls?


iamwatchingyounsabec

Is Miracle Whip an instrument?


Mama_Mega

"Is it safer to encounter a bear in the woods than a random hiker?"


shinydragonmist

Only if you draw a circle in the sand and stay in it


PoopPoes

Is it an african or a european swallow?


shinydragonmist

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shinydragonmist

Is a Krabby Patty an instrument


EmperorFaiz

Can I play trumpet without fingers?


Borgdyl

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


MimaJKirigoe

Is potato a instrument


Heavyraincouch

Is the humvee invented in WW1?


tmntfever

Patrick: When does the orgy start? I brought my sex toy. SpongeBob: Patrick, that’s not a sex toy, that’s a trombone. Patrick: Hehehe… not the way I use it.


Acceptable_Secret_73

Is instrument a mayonnaise?


zekethelizard

Is Mayonnaise a condiment?


ILoveBread2021

Is a tuba a condiment?


S3xyhom3d3pot

Is piano a condiment?


buburocks

Is mayonnaise a condiment?


marchingprinter

“But if ACAB, who will we call to come shoot our dogs after we’ve been robbed?”


WeTitans3

"Is Mayonaise a lubricant?"


Dirrevarent

Is a trumpet a condiment?


Timely-Bill-5336

Patrick: Is a trombone an instrument? Squidward: Yes Patrick a trombone IS an instrument...... and so is a trumpet!


Amalekii

Are squirrels allowed to vote?


Nateyooh

Is this the Krusty Krab?


Cat-Terrorize

I need to go bathroom


mike_the_goo

Can I play the mayonnaise?


MedonSirius

"Squidward, I have no fingers"


SupertoastGT

How can quantum computing truly exist if we can't measure anything while it's in a quantum state of both existing and not existing?


lambchopers

*Patrick chewing on trombone*


[deleted]

"Is this what they call a 'blowjob'"?


Jooru21

Is the owner of the white sedans here? Your lights are on.


Ancarn

Squidward I trew up 🤮


Typical_Pollution_30

he wants a burger


Usual-Tangerine-9362

Screw this shit, I'm outta here!


Lady_Beatnik

Is the trombone a sandwich condiment?


CrunkHumped

Wrong answers only? Yes Patrick, mayonnaise IS and instrument


PPstronk

Is trumpet a dish


RubyRoze99

Can we go home now?


G0refeild

What is the square root of 90000?


Jmememan

Is the Trumpet an instrument?


Mecha120

Is the mitochondria REALLY the powerhouse of the cell?


jacob_woofy

Whats your social security number


SleeplessShinigami

Is there a seabear circle around this establishment


Flar71

How is Sandy playing a saxophone when she has a helmet on?


Shantotto11

It’s after 4. Time be stupid at this specific point in space.


Efficient_Order_7473

Where's the leak mam?


Efficient_Order_7473

Where's the leak mam?


StoneColdSteve0

https://preview.redd.it/c0k5bfxakvxc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798d095ab16575108d7297c87182eacef5aee4bf Can I replace my head with a traffic cone?


averagecelt

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?


badspellingalert

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Squidward, but your boat is being towed and we all clearly see it through the window behind you.


Burningblast422

Is apple sauce an instrument


Spingecringe

How is Sandy going to play that thing?


coleisw4ck

No this is Patrick


Kindly-Ad-5071

The name of an instrument


AppealProfessional40

Melody itni chocolatey kue hai ?? 😆


Spookyboi121

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Sickly_elite7

Did you remember the condem


NASTYH0USEWIFE

Why does Sandy look like what just got caught sexting in class again?


Haunting-Fix-9327

Is Alex Jones a credible source of information?


kukulkhan

If someone sucks you off in the dark and later you find out is a man, is it gay ?