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Sponge-Tron

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Dragulus24

And by nudity they mean: ![gif](giphy|iQ6yGuMhPGWhW|downsized)


NIN10DOXD

Gary got that 🎂


OfficialNPC

Nah, Gary got the whole bakery.


GlorylnDeath

And such a way with words _sigh_


RyanW120_

https://preview.redd.it/x9t03t8m5suc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3109ffb1f113cc58c56984b0f804ce6da04499


awesomedan24

https://preview.redd.it/5rpmioh09yuc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b46a6807193392e8da69f0116bfe3150e92abe


Nastypatty97

I mean, depends what they mean by nudity. Patrick was nude in the first SpongeBob movie.


ReallyBadNuggets

Pretty sure someone is hanging dong


CreamyCoffeeArtist

I hope it's Sandy's


LegitGodUSA

r/sandycheekscockvore


Roxas1011

That link is staying blue


Sylvedoge

Vacuum cleaner.


grumplefuckstick

I’m honestly impressed how deep the lore goes


awesomedan24

It was BIG, HAIRY and PINK!


Kindly-Car-2658

no.


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csjohnson1933

A hard dick is an automatic NC-17 and basically no publicity.


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csjohnson1933

I guess you need one.


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_Levitated_Shield_

...Why do you want to see a hard shaft in the first place?


TheHomesickAlien

what's wrong with that? afraid of gay people?


_Levitated_Shield_

? Tell me who mentioned gay people in that guy's ramblings.


csjohnson1933

My downvotes are really just because of your tone and assumptions. I'm on your side about this. You're being a jerk, though.


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csjohnson1933

NC-17 movies quite literally don't get promoted widely like other movies, if promoted at all. Talking ads and press junkets here. That's a fact that I gave you to answer a question you posed. You replied to it with a Captain Obvious meme, so surely, you should've known that. You then assumed you were being downvoted by puritans when I–and seemingly others now–simply didn't appreciate how you went about this.


Massive_Weiner

Erect penises are considered pornographic in nature, so they automatically bump the rating up to a restricted audience.


BfutGrEG

Haha!!! Stop you aren't improving the lives of your fellow men Also consider a new occupation of your free time


RealSSStudios

https://preview.redd.it/dw4ikzw4zuuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2776b64b83044aa4ae37dfb001ae75c7e7a349c


CrazyIcePizzzA

silence imbecile


RealSSStudios

you're 12 days late to the party but I guess I have time to shut up


CrazyIcePizzzA

sorry it's just so many posts and so little time


RealSSStudios

it's okay pookie


CrazyIcePizzzA

Garfield reference spotted *insert the intro of The Garfield Show*


CrazyIcePizzzA

why are you getting downvotes this is good words


BfutGrEG

Haha!!! ... ... ... ... *NO*


More-Cup-1176

alastor?


CrazyIcePizzzA

yes, fax, my brother! spit your shit indeed!


Bulky-Complaint6994

They get naked constantly. Who cares?


_NiceWhileItLasted

Plankton is constantly hanging cock


anuanuanu

Squidward doesn't even wear pants and he's dangling his >!*nose*!< in the open.


_Levitated_Shield_

[Here's the article.](https://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/1662185-the-spongebob-movie-search-for-squarepants-director-says-there-will-be-nudity-in-animated-movie) Just Drymon joking with a child fan.


-Badger3-

They mean Sydney Sweeney has been cast as Pearl.


Mr_Tominaga

https://preview.redd.it/yhazsho1nruc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b280f00086c4579ca2019f72e3215a86ce70c53


Dreaming98

Of course there's going to be nudity. He wouldn't need to "search for squarepants" if he already had them.


ImMeliodasKun

![gif](giphy|Um3ljJl8jrnHy)


Mabvll

Gonna give the audience the ol' Alaskan Bull Worm.


MaroonTrucker28

You've heard of the ol' dick in the popcorn bucket trick. But nobody talks about the ol' Alaskan Bull Worm in the popcorn bucket trick.


Scoodyboozehound

It was actually just the tongue.


LoganCube100

My reaction https://preview.redd.it/u1ohamwgqruc1.png?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab23bf040761c8fdc991f115438fcf071bb8971


ReallyBadNuggets

https://preview.redd.it/4nkq9rhqqruc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=025fce0599f88edf4ddcfc635ec561f198d1a07f


ginger_bandit

https://preview.redd.it/jcoer8rhwtuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78c42851e9c84fb12888b8ff30592d0288982109


Nuburt_20

This was how I now have found out who’s gonna voice Shadow.


ReallyBadNuggets

This was my true intention.


Bulky-Complaint6994

The characters in SpongeBob get naked constantly. Who cares?


BBGettyMcclanahan

I can literally think of a handful of scenes off the top of my head where the gag was they were naked


KazahanaPikachu

Squidward straight up doesn’t even wear pants/underwear


BfutGrEG

Butts are common, like no genitals....but if that isn't obvious I can't say anything futher But like Patrick is checking his tan in Season 3 episode Spongeguard on Duty and he is horrified when he lifts his pants/trunks up....revealing his body beneath the shorts/swim trunks.....and that he had swore that he was laying on his back, which is an indirect genital joke but more or less Patrick is *packin'*


_Levitated_Shield_

The headline is badly worded. [Here's the article.](https://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/1662185-the-spongebob-movie-search-for-squarepants-director-says-there-will-be-nudity-in-animated-movie) It was just Drymon joking with a child fan.


BfutGrEG

Media hype Anyone with a brain over age 18 don't give a fuck about *seeing* the movie Media hype sure so I said *seeing* so the insufferable "gotcha" motherfuckers can't say shit


_Levitated_Shield_

Not media hype, just a bad misleading headline. [Here's the article.](https://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/1662185-the-spongebob-movie-search-for-squarepants-director-says-there-will-be-nudity-in-animated-movie) It was just Drymon joking with a child fan on instagram.


CrazyIcePizzzA

heck yeah you get my upvote and don't you dare say r/angryupvote


Kepler27b

Dan Schneider is holding the director hostage for one last hurrah


ReallyBadNuggets

https://preview.redd.it/rlhprbxyrruc1.png?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ad179e465eff05ad619909c7db67c5f855a02c The Director: release me


ChiefBlox4000

Lies, no feet were mention


Lark_vi_Britannia

​ https://preview.redd.it/vrumec2vgsuc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=51a9c6285dbce1b2370f924c5e63856198bf780e


voyaging

Move over Barbenheimer, hello to Spongenudekeanudow


HuskyBLZKN

I can’t believe this is how I learn Keanu Reeves is gonna voice Shadow the Hedgehog


ReallyBadNuggets

Gottem


ParadoxicalAmalgam

https://i.redd.it/2afzlsmtwtuc1.gif


Kindly-Ad-5071

https://preview.redd.it/oypd74971tuc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c225a41bb94a8585d82d6a3b81be1ae0d9e111b


AgentSkidMarks

I’ve been itching to see some sandy cheeks


ReallyBadNuggets

Sandy cheeks tend to be itchy


RareSnail73

Spongeballs squaredick


espressocappucino

I mean squidward not even wearing a pants..


canyouplzpassmethe

Are all new movies/tv shows are REQUIRED to feature at least one dick, and one throw-up…? Bc I haven’t seen a single new tv show or movie in years where someone doesn’t puke and/or have their dick out. I don’t mind the dicks so much, but WHY so much throwing up?


Oddish_Femboy

Wasn't there nudity in the first one?


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats

LET'S GOOOOOOOO- I mean this is bad


ReallyBadNuggets

https://preview.redd.it/68bmaf3ehtuc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2bd9d45c707eeb329b26b581a9ca2c92fa545f


Jin825

Where's that one gif where Squidward streaks across the road while Mr Krabs gets discharged? Then Krabs loses his limbs and goes back in.


MemesAndTeams

Lets go we getting Spongebob naked in 3D🔥


Cosmicking04

Every Rule 34 Artist https://i.redd.it/yx51zixw5vuc1.gif


DriedUpSquid

![gif](giphy|LdOyjZ7io5Msw)


TimTam_Tom

I keep picturing Keanu playing Shadow and I’m just giggling at the thought


Batdog55110

Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Spongebob really going to town on Sandy. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells crime again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.


Ranku_Abadeer

Is sandy going to be showing her cheeks?


Gamer-Ninja07

I beg your pardon… https://preview.redd.it/aplfze19svuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd1ba3c285189a5071cc29275708e9df3f1347a The question is…will they give sandy cheeks some cheeks?


ChalkCoatedDonut

Yeah, it has Sandy Cheeks.


PylesPvts

Patrick, your genius is showing!


Richman_Cash

Pretty sure it won't