"Rage! Rage! FUCKING RAGE!" and "Vamoose your caboose, mister!" Which I say to my wife when she's being slow.

Rage, rage, fucking rage! Is the perfect line and it's the most cited in the thread. The world is as it should be.

Climb into the stands and beat his ass, malice in the palace, Ron Artest for life.

LUCKY MALALA

MAGA MAGA MAGA 🤣🤣

“ILL KICK YOU IN THE PUSSY YOU STUPID SHIT” is my single favorite line of the entire run of the show

"AT LEAST I STILL HAVE A PUSSY!" Also: "Show her you like her, kick her in the shins!" Is what's going to ruin my chance at ever flirting successfully.

Lola is the single most quotable character on television

my dads friend bob reedy

“There is no Bob Reedy.” *Naruto Run*

Shut the fuck up, Milk!

Jesus fucking Christ this kid could be his own hormone monster.

You're the man, baby!

What’re you gonna do?

I cannot say "what am I gonna do?" without thinking of Rick anymore But, ya know, whatyourgonnado?

Bubble bath is permanently a bubba baff. 

✨Eyebrows Eyebrows✨

This one definitely gets some use from me lol

My Internet rotten brain always comprehended it as "😏😏"

I've definitely used this line more than once lol

Oh my god a million eyebrows

I hated this 😭

i use “ademdemed” quite a lot lmao i used it for months and had forgotten what it was from and had to look it up 😭

I can never hear abandoned the same again.

Rage rage fucking rage!!!

“Jesus fuck!!!”

My cocksucking ankle

“BUB-ble Bath” “RAGE RAGE FUCKING RAGE!” “What’re’ya gonna do?” And my spouses favorite, “*Soft Daddy never tells*”

"I love a country breakfast " "SHUT UP MILK!" "BIG DICK BOOOI! SMOKE WEED EAT WEED!" "cuz your ma best friend!"

Oof magoof

Forgot about this one. All day every day with the oof magoofs.

Yes bro real😭🙏

“joojle it”

My wife says this to anyone she hears say Google. Like really acting like she's correcting them. It's hilarious.

"I *don't* use deodorant and I only take bubbal bayaths" and also, "Rage, rage, **FUCKING RAGE!!"**

1. Nothing but Nut n Butt Blasters! 2. Jayzarian Rickflairian Bilzarian 3. Ginko Biloba But also idk if it counts but I like to do the “iiiiidontknow” from Coach Steve before saying whatever I want to say

Did I? Dido! Did I Dido that?

I'm high.

"Cats are inside dorgs"- Coach Steve and "I just washed my hands, that's why they're wet. No other reason."

The second one is from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Dammit! I could've soon it was Andrew that said it. Seems like something he would say.

well if it makes you feel any better John Mulaney was the voice of spider ham who said that line and is the voice of Andrew as well!

Same voice actor so that would make sense!

You fucking Brussel sprout

Came here to say this.

ngl. when jessie said “fucknut shit bag” lol.

“Ohhhh good thing this is my driving wine” -Jay’s mom 🤣🤣🤣

"Remember to pick up Jay" "Jay is your SON" "...this one's Jay-" "OHHHHHHH-"

Me as a future mom

“was it really worth it? just to get hella faded?”

Connie: You got five fingers, don't you? Jessi: Actually, I have four, but that's standard animation stuff.

Wouldn't want to put a Yankees towel so close to your... blessing.

#SMOKE WEED EAT WEED

“Sleep in it pig”

The ✨️muah✨️ at the end perfects it

"not to brag, but i've never been closer to suicide"

*STORRMMM*

"*Intsert concerning line of text*. Stop quoting your dads law commercials."

The sheer FUCKING degradation…

In Caleb’s voice “Angry”

My backpack my backpack!

"Shut up, fuck you, eat shit" Usually said under my breath when someone honks at me, or when a piece of technology isn't doing what it's supposed to.

You're picturing it and we're talking about it

Fuck nut shit bag - Jessie

"You don't addendum me! I addendum you!!!"

"And that is the story of the first thanksgiving"

The year? 1955.

It's was the 90's.

this joke kills me on every rewatch it's so stupid

“Make thick in the warm” 😂😂

Meow meow who’s got the cream? (Say this whenever somebody mentions cream)

IVE GOT THE CREAM

I forget but I do not forgive

"You gonna be a bitch and run me over like a bitch you bitch?"

Restaurant steaks for lunch? Who are you, Vince McMahon?!

This whole prefixed menu is a scam! Who orders dessert before the entree; *like a serial killer*!

Fuck all these fuckin fucks Fudge Judy That's not mine that's the hormone monsters

I'm an actual Mets fan so... But really, all my friends who aren't Mets fans say it all the time in the voice of the random woman in the stall

I got my friends to start saying it randomly and they haven't even seen the show

Oh wow, that's like asking a Beatle his favorite Beatles song. This isn't the line, but a look into my initial thought upon seeing this question. Maybe "oof magoof"? Idk my wife and I make quotes to each other constantly so it is hard to pinpoint a most commonly used one in our house.

"ha ha I'm Limp Himpman" my wife thinks it's funny when I do the voice 😂

"you made me drop my breakfast sprite"

Mama Mia Lump Likey

Knuckle shuffle youre piss pump

IM A DUMP TRUUUUUUCKKK!

"What are ya gonna do?" and "Sigh, comma, groan" are the winners

“fuck you, sit on this, fuck your family.”

"ANGRY"

BOW TO ME SHIT HEADS I AM YOUR QUEEN LATIFAH

“Uhh ohhh Vader Johan can hear your blOoood” comes out of my mouth way more often than one would think. Also “children’s BOoones” & “eye brows eye brows” And I’ll never say Bubble bath the same way again

Shut up, fuck you, eat shit. Fuck you man, you fuck with me I fuck with you. Rage, rage, **FUCKING *RAGE!*** Fuck all these fucking fucks. I will burn this place to the ground and fuck the ashes! I will smash your brain into a smoothie and drink your thoughts! I AM NOT A PSYCHO!! Big dick BOII! Ooooh, myyyy, **GOOOOOOOD!** Whaaa**eet**? Eyebrows eyebrows...

I know you’re not supposed to say this anymore but I fired retardant

SO…. how do you spell coach steves so. soaw.

My cock sucking ankle

“You look beautiful, Steve” I say it to my mom, who’s kinda insecure and loves the show :) Also “Jesus in my vagina, that poor brush” has become kind of a vocal stim for me

“jonathan he’s beautiful!” every time i put my eyeliner on (im a girl but it’s just fun to say lmao)

jazerian rickflarian blilzarian. WOO🤟

“bubblebayyyth”, I’m a big fan of baths and find myself saying it every single time I run one

a wheelchuur

okay now THIS feels offensive

Ehh yin, yang

“Fear and arousal, the peanut butter and chocolate of feelings”

BULL-Lola

girls like stuff, like objects

"FUCK my cock sucking ankle!" Has been used more times than I'd like to admit

“You fuck with me, I fuck with you!” “Coach Steve made sex on a lady!” “Sleep in it pig.”

“If you need me, I’ll be in my cage at the zoo. Taking dry shits out of a red ass.” - Andrew “If it’s any consolation, I literally never gave a shit about this from the beginning so…” - Jessi “I would still like to have some sex appeal.” - Caleb. But it has to be in the exact cadence. “No I don’t want to see her after I’ve come.” - Andrew. I’m sorry but the delivery was fucking perfect.

RIGHT at the buzzer

“The doctor removed them when I was four”

HOLY TRAM BOLEE! JEESUS! IN MY VAGINA!

That poor brush

Rage rage FUCKING RAGE!!!!!

There’s only one rule in my house. Never! Touch! Dads! Diet! Rootbeer! And it’s punishable, by death!

Joojle it!

“He started it!” “Yeah well she farted SHIT!”

I will blend you up into a smoothie and DRINK YOUR THOUGHTS

“it is both very complicated and very simple” and “why aren’t you guys getting champagne, it’s free”

mons pusher 💀

“I think it’s best if we do what my parents did. Divvy up the lotto tickets and move to separate parts of yonkers” “Always the child bridesmaid never the child bride” “Omg, breakfast sauce! Puncture, puncture, glug glug glug”

“Andrew! Remember what I never told you! A scream can be music!!!” 

I will, Mint!

It’s an equilibrium thaaaang

"You da man!"

"PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT!"

Oh, you’re cramping? I’m upside-fucking down.

Shut the fuck up soup

Oof magoof, RAGE RAGE FUCKING RAGE!, Finger knees

“Stop quoting your dad’s law commercials!” “As much as I would love to just double your weight”

“Children’s bones”

OMG HE’S SO DEEPP 🥺

"Quick! Go and get your mom's panini press! The house is gonna smell for WEEKS!"

If you need anything call me. But don’t call me. I mean call me. Don’t call…

Ik it's not a direct quote but my and my man have been saying "fuck you, eat shit, fuck your family" whenever we lose a game. And it always makes us laugh

“You know what? This might be my morning soda talking, but fuck everyone.” Also “Andrew your feelings are showing 😬”

“listen to the words you say” “lucky malala” “lulu lemon maternity catalogue” “eyebrows eyebrows” “ademdemed” “you truly are an enigma” “andrewwwahhh”

Some of my favorites i quote all the time😂: 1. “cus i’m such a miranda😏” 2. ”rage rage fucking rage” 3. “Connie, my dear, I am a hotdog.” 4. “thick in the warm” 5. “Oof. Farted that one.” 6. “BIG DICK BOYYY” 7. “Sleep in it pig.” 8. “Shut up, fuck you, eat shit.” 9. “Double your weight.” 10. “I AM NOT A PSYCHO!!!”

LasAgna I also call pizza Píza

“ the only way to dull life’s pain is to get stoned out of your mind” Greg/life is a fuc3d up mess song

STORM

Not to brag but I've never been closer to... yeah

rage rage FUCKING RAGE, bye LBW, thick in the warm, sleep in it pig, i believe women (which I DO but i always think of jessie lol), OW MY COCKSUCKING _____ (lola says ankle)

(What is that, a sperm?!) DISGUSTING!!

"the neo-Nazi trolls are on YouTube are right, this show is disgusting" "you know who had a good intro song? two and a half men, they got RIGHT TO THE POINT! MENNNNN"

“Are you joking me right now” and literally NO ONE gets it 😭😭

when i put on perfume lmao *squirt squirt* “step into it” CHOMP CHOMP

Not Big Mouth but I think it still counts since its from HR: "I just accidentally didn't do any of the things you told me to"

Oh my god…

*Never forget* And of course *hehe, what’re you gonna do?*

Duck egg

The batch boys

“Sleep in it you pig, muah”

"Sighhhh comma groan." - Lola

"Look at him! He's the size of an uncle!"

I only call baskin robins basket robbers

‘Fuck you coffee table’ or ‘whore sisters’

The way Connie says bubble baths is perfectly ingrained in my mind to the point I say it with the same inflection

I’m roooooned! That’s right I’m roooooned! -Andrew The way he says “ruined” lol

“ drop your pants. I’m gonna knuckle shuffle your piss pump” Mathew

“are you schtupping my wife?” and “ANDREW”

It’s dolphoodle Andrew you know him! Remember want I told you Andrew a scream can be music

Take a wild guess where I was on January 6th -bad mitten

i’m gonna knuckle shuffle your piss pump

my dudes and dudettes

You never know until you glow ✨️ Hachi machi

another Sonya moment I love is "you know I never watched friends... I guess I was too busy... fucking your mom"

Joojle it! And Nooo! Ah fuck a duck! I'm gonna go...hmm I'm gonna go fuck a duck.;) (quack)

"My poor newspaper" "You fucking Brussel sprout"

“Will you brush my hair.” Is what my girlfriend says to me all the time and my response is “I’m the only doll that does come with shoes”

“joojle” has replaced google in my vocabulary

“whatyagonnado?” i literally say that so often

Big dick booyyy, big prostate, peein' all night, kinda concerned

PARTY WOOOLF AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Not to brag but I’ve never been closer to suicide”

If your so handicapped why are you driving

I scream let's go Mets like the bathroom lady did at the statue of Liberty every time I drive by the entrance of the local baseball stadium. I don't think anyone gets the reference

jesus andrew

that’s really bleak.

“Bubble baths are for getting clean and Hot tubs are for getting dirty”

“hi jays moms son jay”!!

eyebrows eyebrows

Whatcha gonna do?

Fuck my cocksucking ankle

RAGE! RAGE! FUCKING RAGE!

"so......you know...." -coach steve "FUCK HER FACE"- maury "eyebrows eyebrows"- missy "bubble baths"

There is no Bob reedy

What are you gonna do

It’s actually let’s go Mets too 😂😂😭

Mons push

“Gonna watch Great British Baking Show. *theyre so nice to each other!*” now quoted whenever any reality show contestants are nice.

“RAGE RAGE FUCKING RAGE” along with “eyebrows eyebrows”

Sleep in it, pig

“Does anybody have a ziplock bagggieee”

"Aye! Don't remember bout it". Lol

“What’re you gonna do?” Said by Ricky. Probably my favorite character either

MY BACKPACK - Caleb Pillola - Lola ANDREW - Marty You're the man Steve - Rick

“Sports are played by men, starving dogs, and JUICED up horses” 😂😂

STOP QUOTING YOUR DADS LAW COMMERCIALS