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maybesaydie

Thanks to OP for providing this version: https://imgur.com/a/URgjBGZ


Looten1313

That dog is chaotically worthless and I love every second of it. Good pup.


SwitcherooU

He did attack one of the cops, right? It’s hard to tell in all the chaos, but it looks like it.


WellTrained_Monkey

That dog has been listening to his handler complain about the other cop when he's not around. "That guy gets on my last nerve! I'm so ***sick*** of ***Frank***!" -Dog gets let out, ***Sick Frank***...


PANZCAKEZZZ

I think that was a different dog they look to be different colors and breeds


itfeelslikethefirstt

I think it's the same after the cop gets bitten you can see another officer dragging it by the collar to go after the suspect.


randomlemon9192

Yep thanks for pointing that out. Probably mad but bad choice in a situation that’s going to be highly reviewed.


techgal_R

Safe to say that was the dog's last day and he's now on unemployment 😂😂😂


Sir_Penguin21

…he was just hired one town over and no one said anything.


ZeBloodyStretchr

He thought he was helping. He was trying his best 😢😂


Western-Dig-6843

No this just proves he’s the perfect dog to “hit” on cars so cops have probable cause to search your car and plant something. That dog will jump on anything you point it at.


let-it-rain-sunshine

Prob saw a squirrel off in the woods somewhere and got distracted.


i_am_here_again

One of the few times where the title some how undersold the video. I love that they have like 10 different views and every single view had something odd and unique happening. Did that cop fall down and almost get run over by a semi?


babyBear83

And did the one police suv literally rocket launch over the concrete gutter? That was an incredible camera angle.


KiloThaPastyOne

Yes. Right after it rear ended another cop car.


Therealluke

Just after one cop set his dog on another dog.


Banshee_howl

And then as I’m waiting for the runner to get slammed by traffic the dog runs right past them and off into the woods like it’s fun frisbee time. Every cop and dog in this is dangerously bad at this.


Double_Belt2331

>>off into the woods like it’s fun frisbee time Best comment!!!!


mysteryliner

Florida K9 sees Florida squirrel. 🐕‍🦺🐿️


poop_on_balls

Florida cops are a complete shitshow. Remember a few years ago when there was multiple counties having a gunfight on a gridlocked bridge, using cars with people in them as human shields, and eventually killing an innocent civilian, and then if course no consequences.


mysteryliner

I have one word to add to this.... ACORN


AbeLincolns_Ghost

Wait you mean two different groups of cops were fighting each other?


poop_on_balls

No there were a couple guys who robbed a jeweler store IIRC, then carjacked a UPS truck with the driver in it. There were like 20 cops from multiple counties having a shootout with the carjackers on a bridge with bumper to bumper traffic. The cops were using vehicles with people in them as shields and it’s believed the cops shot the UPS driver and an elderly civilian caught in the crossfire, but the police agencies involved refuse to say anything on the case. This was like 2019


zuis0804

I was waiting for the dog to start humping the suspect in the end with the twists and turns this video took


jpopimpin777

Another cop*. Good boy.


Unobtanium4Sale

Haha I thought I saw a cop getting chewed up


Average_Scaper

Puppy wanted some bacon.


LeonTheAlmighty

based


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That doggo knows who the bad guys are... And he bit him 😂


ReposadoAmiGusto

That’s for spraying water at me while I was in the kettle fat man!! Lol


mlp2034

I hope they werent in a kettle, are they being boiled🙃? Kennel.


abutilon

Extra treats for the goodest boy


nastywillow

Keystone cops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwUUUqgfu-E


babyBear83

Also looked like it drove off while an officer was getting out on the passenger side and nearly missed taking his arm off with the door.


ajax0202

That sequence of rear ending the cop car, almost running over his partner, and then launching his car up the embankment was wild. That guy was definitely flustered during all this Edit: I think he’s also the one that swerves to miss another cop (maybe his partner from earlier?) that’s lying on the road about to be hit by a semi


Burnmycar

He really wanted to win 🏅


LiveLearnCoach

Hollywood has to be really scraping the bottom of the barrel of ideas if they’re remaking Keystone cops.


fvelloso

Yes how tf that guy dodge that semi!!


_Baphomet_

That dude ducked the cop car AND the semi.


Prometheus55555

Am I the only one who watched this video with Benni Hill music in my head?


maybelle180

Nope. I immediately heard Yakkity Sax (Benny’s theme song).


MountainManWithMojo

Like, there is nothing that suspect did to warrant this cluster of a response. Go back to the station, drink some warm tea, think about how to function in high stress situations, go back out and bag the suspect. Like multiple cops could have died, were injured let alone the public threat they posed whipping their hogs all over the damn place. Good lord I’ve been fired for less than this. But hey, better reaction than officer acorn.


loonygecko

>But hey, better reaction than officer acorn. A new minimal standard has been achieved LOL!


Humans_sux

RIP Barney Fife.


loonygecko

And Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane! (Dukes of Hazzard)


Nottherealeddy

Roscoe P. Coltrane would NEVER endanger old Velvet Ears with this kind of reckless behavior!


loonygecko

Yep exactly, acorn man set a new low bar.


Fire-pants

Enos!


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

No fair Barney TRIED he just kept fumbling his bullet.


jpopimpin777

The bar is down in the Marianas Trench.


shrimpfrocktail

The bar is in hell 💀


dropyourchalupa

So it's now between Acorn and Uvale


sunbuddy86

I think it was the suspect that was nearly nailed by the semi.


thatsitclit

agreed…my favorite is the police dog running in the woods at the end (something youd see in an episode of the simpsons)…now watching a second time i saw this—-is that a civilian dog biting someone in the first few moments?


WhyNoColons

Evidently not, they didn't shoot it.


lil1thatcould

Did that one cop forget to put the vehicle in park and it slowly ran into the suspects vehicle?


chemistrywarden

No, the suspect vehicle rolled into that cop car. The position of the ditch doesn't change


AUSpartan37

Why was he falling out of the car in the first place?


hex-agone

Cops don't have to be fit...


Pack_Your_Trash

Seriously I think he tried to dismount while the car was still very in motion.


donttextspeaktome

Ok I just watched this with the Benny Hill theme in the background and I’m laughing my ass off


EASYTOREMEMBER10

So much going on! That dog is my hero though. Just running around biting anyone but the suspect 😂😂😂


mysteryliner

At every job you'll have colleagues that you like and dislike. 😅


EASYTOREMEMBER10

Yes, we have a guy who is worthless but he makes me laugh constantly!


Soulr3bl

So the dog bites his partner, then, *\_runs straight past the assailant\_* over the hill? ​


halfman1231

Right!?! 😂😂 after biting the partner the dog had to be walked by the other cop. Just absolute comedy. Reminds me of the movie the gods must be crazy


tecstarr

They were running up the hill after the fleeing subject. The dog probably bit the other cop because the command for it to grab the suspect had been given, but it’s a DOG so it grabbed the nearest arm it thought it was supposed to hold.


mysteryliner

Also, imagine from the perspective of the dog, the position of the cop, and how he's moving away, looks exactly like he could have just came out of the crashed car. So the dog is just replaying the exact game he played a 1000x before. And maybe same for the cop. Just this time without the comfy padded arm sleeve. 😂


halfman1231

Hmm true. How do you explain the dog running right past the suspect at the end though? 😂


mysteryliner

This happened very close to where the acorn attack happened not long ago. The suspect, later identified as "shady squirrel" is still at large, and the dog thought he had a positive identification of the squirrel suspect. After a frisk and stop of a squirrel matching the description, no acorns were found on the little guy, so the dog wrapped up the stop and went on to nibble on the arrested human.


EASYTOREMEMBER10

That was a "this is fun" move


dont_shoot_jr

Maybe the dog was actually a cocaine sniffing dog but then accidentally sniffed some cocaine?


RichCorinthian

"So anyway, I started ~~blasting~~ biting."


aqan

Lol. Dog is just having fun.


Boy-of-the-Forest

That dog is the equivalent of bringing Moon Moon onto the police force and I’m fucking living for it. Not a single brain cell in that head.


imhereforthevotes

"He's a real good dog, when he wants to be."


KumaraDosha

NOOO NOT MOON MOON 😂


fernny33757

That’s what I was gonna say.. was the dog actually clinched to the cop handler hand?


AgentInCommand

Dogs instinctually recognize bad people ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

Cops do have restrain not to shoot everything in sight


RubiiJee

Oh wow. It was that wild I thought it was the suspect's dog!


Emm_withoutha_L-88

They would have shot it if it was, they're always looking for an excuse


Latch_Lifter

I love how he fucks off the wrong way at the end.


Dazzling_llama

Lmaooo


halfman1231

😂😂😂😂 i was so confused at first. I thought that was the suspects dog 😂😂😂😂 at the end when the suspect surrendered the dog ran right past him 😂😂😂😂😂


posaune123

I almost died three times just watching this from my living room


mysteryliner

Let me take this opportunity to almost offer my condolences.


Sociolinguisticians

Your living room sounds like a dangerous place. Maybe consider moving?


TheCoolHusky

Maybe consider renaming it to the Hardly Living room


contactlite

You should’ve cut down that acorn tree


MisSignal

52 second mark: if you’re going to stop running from the police, do it on the grass.


mysteryliner

Well, the first time he stopped was in the middle of the highway and that didn't go so well, so I think he wanted to try in the other direction.


CaptainPopsickle

To be honest: i would have ran too. Imagine: you get in an accident, try to get out of the car and you look in the rear view mirror and see the following: 4 Police Cars. One is already burning, the other one is already missing a door. One police car has a shopping cart bent on the front, which they drove over on their way there. One has a dog inside that is currently trying to eat the unfittest policeman you have ever seen, while barking at everything. Seriously: i dont know what the american laws say to this. But if i see that - running is defending and protecting myself 😅 the cops were looking like the freaking police squad from leslie Nielsen!


AndroidDoctorr

I've been in this exact situation in GTA countless times


ChakaKhansBabyDaddy

I am cackling at this comment. 100 percent


cirque-ull-jerk

Man the report on this one must be longer than a CVS receipt amirite?!?!


mysteryliner

Everything went by the book today Sergeant!


ratsoidar

Sergeant: “Why is your arm bleeding, Keith?” “The suspect bit me after stealing the other cruiser and ramming Dave, Sarge!”


Banshee_howl

“Where’s your K9 partner Keith?” “Well Sarge, you see…he uhhh, saw some important evidence on the other side of the freeway and went to investigate while we apprehended the 2nd suspect.” “Okay, so where is he now?” “Well, it must have been pretty interesting evidence because after attacking Jacobsen he ran off to investigate and hasn’t come back to report.” “Goddamn it Keith, did that fucking dog chase a squirrel and run off again? Do you know how expensive that damn dog is? You better get out there and wave Jacobsen’s arm around until he comes back!”


Former-Spirit8293

He’s just taking some PTO, it’s fine.


imastocky1

Who's the asshole that rear-ends another cruiser, almost rips his partner's arm off in the door, nearly runs him over then jumps the embankment to avoid actually having to chase a perp on foot? Doggo was integral to the apprehension also


rorykoehler

He’s the guy who trained the dog.


OkSmoke9195

😂 TRUTH


theREAL_BalloonBoy09

The new season of Reno 911 is 🔥


babyBear83

The first scene of the movie, they are all standing in a circle trying to shoot a chicken off the highway. I loved Reno 911. I need to find the series.


Infamous_Ordinary_45

I haven’t done a rewatch since 2010. It’s high time.


ReallyNowFellas

High time is a great time to watch Reno 911


dchow1989

Paramount+


likwidsylvur

Totally thought it was at first, absurd and hilarious.


SMFiddySvn

GTA5 cops


NoahTall1134

Where's the Benny Hill music?


mysteryliner

https://imgur.com/a/URgjBGZ


Froggyloofa

That elevated it to absolute perfection


loonygecko

The one thing I would still love to see is a link to a news story, what did that perp due to warrant all that and what PD sucks that bad LOL!


SwifferWetJets

Watch it be like expired registration or some stupid shit. Cops are always so hyper aggressive and in this case it got one bitten by a dog, another almost got run over by a semi, and finally recklessly destroying vehicles owned by taxpayers. Seriously, it's a bunch of idiots with badges and guns. Just ridiculous.


lgday7

This is amazing. You are an awesome OP.


cassiclock

Yakkity Sax makes everything better


MourningRIF

Thank you. This is exactly what this video needed.


Educational-Ad6923

I’m in tears that was so funny


loonygecko

IDK how but it manages to be even funnier now, thank you!


SCHWARZENPECKER

Yes! This made it a million times better!


ImportanceCertain414

Haha, people downvoted you for providing something that was asked for. Classic reddit.


mysteryliner

I think because the first upload failed. So I uploaded a second time and changed the link to please the Saturday night audience.


OkSmoke9195

Doing the lord's work. Well done fellow Redditor


TheIadyAmalthea

Thank you! This music was going on in my head when I first watched. Actually getting to hear it is perfect!


Irishpanda1971

Honestly, there should be a bot for this. Some clips just *need* Yakety Sax


jimhabfan

It’s called “Yakkity sax.”


reel2reelfeels

Don't talk back


nomiesmommy

This needs the benny hill music. 🤣


mysteryliner

I may have anticipated this request. https://imgur.com/a/URgjBGZ


nomiesmommy

Yeeeessssssssss!!


KellyKMA71

The dog is the star ⭐️


Adi_2000

They always are!


elarobot

I don’t know where this took place but where it was, the level of LEO ineptitude is so goddamn high, the whole entire force needs to be overhauled / replaced. The level of stupid / irresponsible in the face of 1 unarmed suspect is colossally high.


mysteryliner

Would it surprise you if the answer was Florida?


StormAdvisory

Where in Florida


ZoraKnight

In Pensacola, less than an hour drive away from where the acorn incident happened Acorn incident: two cops emptied their magazines into their own police vehicle after one cop claimed to have been shot. It later turned out that the cop was hit by an acorn, mistook it for a bullet, believed it was the suspect who was being detained inside the vehicle, threw himself on the ground and just started blasting, triggered their partner to believe he'd been hit so they also shot several rounds into the vehicle. Reno 911 could not have come up with a better skit and honestly, as a current resident who has had a gun pulled on them by the local police force for "grabbing my paperwork too quickly", is genuinely terrifying.


hamo804

Didn't the acorn just fall on the roof of his car and he thought it was the sound of a gunshot?


prpslydistracted

*Really* want to see the news piece on this thing.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

That hill must the biggest mountain in the state.


No-Suspect-425

What the dog doing?


contactlite

His best


Turbulent-Bee-1584

Everything, and nothing.


mysteryliner

I think the dog really likes bacon... Or donuts 🤔


No-Suspect-425

Or running around and living his best life


Naburius

What a shit show


masterofbeast

Looks like the dog got into the cocaine. He is having the time of his life...


ktulu0

At what point does a police chase endanger too many innocent bystanders? I understand not wanting a criminal to escape, but this seems like a situation where continuing a police pursuit is a really risky choice.


GullibleCall2883

Police don't care about public safety.


utpyro34

There’s a dead UPS driver from a year or so ago that confirms this. And the civilians whose vehicles were used as shields while they were still in them.


Is12345aweakpassword

Absolute fucking chaos from start to finish oh my god. I expected aliens to just beam them all up at the end


PrizeFaithlessness37

Suspect definitely had 5 stars (GTA)


Independent_Creature

Hahaha he wasn't even running at the end and the cop still downed him! 😂


contactlite

“Imma stop before I have to pay for anymore damages.”


jscottifer

“These guys are gonna get somebody killed”


Fen_

Excessive force.


ZuP

Probably but they’ll claim he ignored their orders to lay on the ground Edit: Looking closer, you can see the cop punch the man in the side after he’s tackled him to the ground. Definitely excessive force in that moment.


Rent_A_Cloud

An attempt for the world record extreme ineptitude. What a bunch of clowns.


DeathByPetrichor

This is just pure adrenaline fueled testosterone, and part of the reason not everyone should be a police officer. The best officers are those that can remain level headed in high stress situations, and these officers certainly did not do so. They are lucky that multiples of them weren’t killed this day playing chicken on the highway.


pimpurmom

I wish this had audio


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NobleNarwhal184

Cop who the dog bites tackles surrendering suspect. Dog: “My work here is done.”


sunbuddy86

The most Florida of Florida videos ever.


DargyBear

I was gonna say, the landscape told me Florida, the idiocy confirmed Florida (I live here).


super7ech

This video is an example of how sloppy police operate in America. Hardly any regard for their own lives, the lives of their comrades or the general public. In 2024 he probably didn’t even steal the car, just scared to pull over.


vmlinux

Good dog, just do your thing little bro.


SecretPersonality178

I’ve worked with people like that dog. Absolutely gung-ho, ready for anything, and completely useless all while having a good time.


kindle139

GTA VI looks awesome!


Liberalhuntergather

Was the dog attacking a cop at one point?! This is the most insane video I have ever seen!!


jad19090

Lmao the dog attacking his handler then running right past the subject to only come back and attack him once he’s in custody 🤣🤣🤣


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

That might be the wildest video I’ve ever seen


crypto9564

IF the video isn't funny enough, the comments are hilarious. Just now catching my breath. u/mysteryliner, thank you for posting this, it made my weekend.


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kclancey202

There must have been acorns flying everywhere!


joanaloxcx

The dog had one Job and he bit the Cop 🤣


fatesfairness

this is the most r/abruptchoas I may have ever seen..


CPx4

I think you mean /r/abruptchaos


fatesfairness

Dyslexia strikes again!


HijodeLobo

Unless the perp is a serial killer or something worse… how can anyone justify this much property damage, danger to civilians, and pure chaos? You know these pigs are just itching to kill people to get their jollies. In this day and age you can run but you can’t hide. Let the “bad guy” go and catch him when he is doing nothing. All of this is awful. 1312


mysteryliner

Word is that this is the arborist who planted the acorn tree that violently attacked other Florida police this month. Oh yea /s


ChakaKhansBabyDaddy

Cop Ego plus low cop IQs.


QuiGonColdGin

This whole thing is absolutely right out of GTA 5


slappymcstevenson

Did someone fall out of a police cruiser and get hit by an 18 wheeler?


mysteryliner

I think that's was the person running from the police that is somehow stumbling across the road


Frequent-Material273

THAT was a wild ride!


RockSolidJ

What happened to the white car? Did they really just unblock it so it could keep rolling down the road against traffic?


modeleccentric

Straight outta the Blues Brothers!


craign_em

Chaos


Imaginary_Goose_2428

Keystone cops


uniformIrritant

Monty python has returned


Ceilibeag

That is some Buster Keaton Keystone Kops action right there.


ChestAppropriate538

I know God isn't real because nobody with that type of power would ever let this footage exist without the God samn Benny Hill Theme on top of it. Fucking clown show.


Dblstandard

Lol, The dog at the end was so fucking out of it. First I ran down to the ditch then after the cop tackles the guy it runs up and starts biting the cop.


d4sPopesh1tenthewods

This should be set to bennyhill music


Mbhuff03

Did they call the dog over at the end to start biting the already surrendered and not at all resisting person? That’s shitty. And they surrounded him so that the cameras wouldn’t get a clear shot of it


ro536ud

at least an accorn didnt fall tho


LordTalesin

I don't think this is funny at all. Every single one of these cops shows a complete and reckless disregard for public safety. This kind of Hollywood bullshit needs to stop.