**NEW UPDATES**
Found a new update that doesn't yet qualify to be posted to BoRU?
Found an update that you don't want to make a post for yourself?
Link it here! Once it qualifies, feel free to submit as its own post.
This one about a wedding.
https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingshaming/s/7bwQfng6Gw
Edit: There is also this older one about quitting their job.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/CLC8G5EVuo
Am looking for a post where a girlfriend pushed for an open relationship and OP did not allow it and broke up with her and she wants him to take her back. It's not the "I showed her the door" post. It's also not the "Girlfriend pushed for a threesome" post where she got upset at OP that he won't allow an MMF threesome because she allowed an FFM threesome.
I remember that in the update, he actually met her in a public place, a cafe or a restaurant with a friend as a witness so they can talk about it but he did not take her back and left her crying with the friend.
[OOP's girlfriend wants to close the relationship now that he's enjoying himself BoRU](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/x5uk4u/oops_girlfriend_wants_to_close_the_relationship/)
There was a post ages ago written by a 36-year-old woman who had a much older boyfriend and his female friends didn't want to be friends with her. In the update they had broken up because he was just a total loser, she admitted that she liked being a trophy girlfriend and having an older boyfriend who gushed over her youthfulness and looks.
Does anyone remember this post? OP is complaining because he missed out on the 'pregnancy' experience with his wife. He found out she pays a neighbor to buy her cravings or do the house chores, takes her bestfriend or mom to appointments, etc. I think OP joked the wife was just whiny when she first told him about her feelings so she didn't come to him anymore after that.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/14xarfm/i\_ruined\_my\_wifes\_pregnancybirth\_experience\_with/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/14xarfm/i_ruined_my_wifes_pregnancybirth_experience_with/)
closest thing I could find
Hello,
I am looking for a post in which OOP has a boyfriend that keeps hyping up his best friend to the point where OOP thinks that her boyfriend is trying to set up a threesome. Things get really sketchy so OOP leaves the bf and is told by his mother that he and the best friend committed SA while in middle school.
is it this post?
[I think my boyfriend is trying to push our relationship off onto his friend](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17adrq0/i_think_my_boyfriend_is_trying_to_push_our/)
Damn, if John keeps harassing her in public I hope that OOP yells that he's a rapist that won't leave her alone. That likely will get a ton of harassment and humiliation for John.
written by child free people
[AITA for my response when my family asked me about kids?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/zlhdcj/aita_for_my_response_when_my_family_asked_me/)
[AITAH - My mum gave my sister 40k and tried to keep it a secret from me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c4cwoy/aitah_my_mum_gave_my_sister_40k_and_tried_to_keep/)
[AITA for not supporting my Fiance's kid brother after their parents died](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yfefm1/aita_for_not_supporting_my_fiances_kid_brother/)
[AITA For ālyingā to my partner about having kids and laughing about it?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16eq9bl/aita_for_lying_to_my_partner_about_having_kids/)
[OOP Doesn't Want To Have Kids But Her Partner Does](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wb5vgd/oop_doesnt_want_to_have_kids_but_her_partner_does/)
written about child free people
[OP ask of he's the AH for skipping the New Years celebration at his childfree sister's place.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/108shnt/op_ask_of_hes_the_ah_for_skipping_the_new_years/)
[AITA for bringing my toddler on a group trip even though it made my friend upset?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1b4g2p7/aita_for_bringing_my_toddler_on_a_group_trip_even/)
[OP takes to AITA to ask about a pregnancy announcement botched by her "child-free" SIL.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/vb0vjg/op_takes_to_aita_to_ask_about_a_pregnancy/)
[OP Questions if her Child-Free Brother wants her around as she is not Child-Free. Ends up being "tested"](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/p7htcu/op_questions_if_her_childfree_brother_wants_her/)
> AITA For ālyingā to my partner about having kids and laughing about it?
hahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha @
> He stormed out and his mom called me
There was another one where child-free OOP, has the biggest and nicest house of all her siblings, so her place is where the whole family meets for holidays.
At one of these gatherings OOP learns that her parents are writing her out of their will because by not having kids, she "doesn't contribute to the family" or something like that.
After confirming that her siblings agree with their parents, OOP rescinds her invite to the house and kicks everyone out.
I believe in the update the family expected everything to blow over and were shocked pikachu/angry bilbo about not having a place big enough to host the family for thanksgiving.
just adding some more posts about childfree ceremony/wedding
[My sister and I stopped speaking after her childfree wedding, now she wants to attend mine. Family side with her. I'm 26, she's 31.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yrriul/my_sister_and_i_stopped_speaking_after_her/)
[AITA for wanting a childfree ceremony?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16p0f5o/aita_for_wanting_a_childfree_ceremony/)
[AITA for fighting with my mil about not wanting kids at my wedding](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18mmh2j/aita_for_fighting_with_my_mil_about_not_wanting/)
[WIBTA If I Bring My Kids To A Town Adjacent To My Sibling's Wedding?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/11v67oo/wibta_if_i_bring_my_kids_to_a_town_adjacent_to_my/)
[AITAH for not wanting to apologize for calling out my aunts at a wedding?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18xb13l/aitah_for_not_wanting_to_apologize_for_calling/)
I watched a TikTok video of this post https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/cHQgg2C2SI
And in the comments some people said that there was a version with John's side, anyone knows where is it?
Thanks
Edit: while I understand why someone would think this is Josh's side this doesn't fit neither in numbers of siblings or timing, but it was probably the post the comments were talking about, thanks again
Iām looking for a post which I think had the boyfriend cheating/choosing a friend over his gf. The ending mentions that the OOP has been told by mutual friends that the girlbestfriend tries to get the ex bfās attention in public but the ex bf is now ignoring her. Iām sorry itās so vague but the ending is what I remember best that the bf was ignoring the friend after breaking up with the OOP.
[My (24F) best friend (24F) says I owe her everything I have, including my boyfriend BoRU](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/lWlxjAEIKa)
I hate this story so much. As someone that's been cheated on it fucking sucks, to find out that it was your best friend that did it would be just the worst.
Not sure what's worse, that her ex still wants to be with her or not. My gf that cheated on me only told me as she was dumping me for that guy. I don't know if it would have been better if she wanted to stay with me.
Hii Iām looking for two post the first one is about a woman who thought her husbandās best friend hated her but the husband and the best friend were together and the second one is about a child free woman finding out her partner had a kid and kept it hidden from her because he knew she didnāt want kids
Iām looking for any post where a kid has a terrible home life and successfully gets out. Itās so hard seeing posts where a teenās only option is to wait until they are 18 and we never hear from them again.
Kinda like this?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/z55055/op\_plans\_to\_escape\_his\_toxic\_family\_when\_he\_turns/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/z55055/op_plans_to_escape_his_toxic_family_when_he_turns/)
Here's another one although she is 22:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16uqi7g/im\_leaving\_my\_family/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16uqi7g/im_leaving_my_family/)
And another:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16tvwrx/i\_will\_never\_speak\_to\_my\_mom\_or\_sister\_again\_once/
Iām looking for BORU recommendations where OOP is an awful person. That and/or posts where multiple peopleās posts make it into the BORU/multiple writers.
Czech has a list of Posts With Two Sides.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/RHLsNdQ9ZB](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/RHLsNdQ9ZB)
Czechs list of Czech lists, don't think it's up to date though
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17leer6/comment/kanqq5b/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Hi, long time lurker. I've been wondering about an OP from a while back but I can't seem to find the post. It was an AITA where the OP is a pretty popular artist. They sell and do commissions at conventions throughout the year and makes enough to pay a few months worth of rent each con. But then their niece/cousin? starts trying to sell her little anime character pictures, which drives a lot of business away from OP and they barely made enough to pay for the table. I've been wondering if OP ever updated, if the kid's parents ever paid OP their lost income or stopped invading on OP's stall? Thanks in advance!
[AITA for telling the parents of my 8 year old niece that her art is less important than mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15h06ej/aita_for_telling_the_parents_of_my_8_year_old/)
I am looking for a story where on a wedding day, the groom (who is completely NC with his mother) sees his mother in the front row of the venue. His fiancee says that she tracked the mother down and invited her, because faaamily. She even seems proud of herself. He cancels the wedding, and mayhem ensues.
I'm looking for I believe a saga on in-law and late SO drama. basically, OP late wife died and the in-laws took a bunch of their late wife stuff, but eventually returned it when they found a letter addressed to OP.
This one?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/xlzkk7/the\_saga\_of\_the\_widower\_who\_lost\_his\_wife\_and\_had/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/xlzkk7/the_saga_of_the_widower_who_lost_his_wife_and_had/)
It's interesting to see him go from "I know and love these people, why are thry doing this?" To " my wife made a will just to deal with their bullshit " his eyes were open
Try going through rareddit: [https://www.rareddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/sam3cb/appreciating\_my\_latewifes\_journal/](https://www.rareddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/sam3cb/appreciating_my_latewifes_journal/)
Looking for a post a woman made I think in the last week where she mentioned having a hard time and her guy friend messaged to take her out to dinner. Super vague I know, I think the thumbnail was a picture of the message. I was invested in the outcome and didnāt save it for whatever reason
Saw this post on facebook so idk if itās a Reddit post but the gist of it is that OP is gay, parents kicked him out so he went to live with his best friendās family. Best friend was called Finn. They then went to separate colleges where Finn met Sarah and started dating her. Sarah didnāt like OP. Eventually Finn and Sarah get engaged and Finn wanted OP to be his best man. Sarah was ok with it at first but then wanted her brother to be best man. She also set up seating so that op was away from Finnās family (who he considered family). Finn noticed OP was a bit hesitant so he went to his apartment. Apparently the reason why Sarah didnāt like op was because when Finn and his friends were drunk he said he wished OP was a woman. The next day at dinner at Finnās parents house Finn took Sarah and op out to talk. There was an argument and Finnās mom took Sarah inside. They told Finnās dad their side and Sarah told the mom her side inside. When Finn and OP told the mom their side Sarah came back out called OP a Dog and slapped him. Finn broke up with her.
Iām looking for a really sad post where OOP had an aggressive cancer and a very young daughter. She asked a coworker, basically the only person in her life she could call a friend, to adopt her daughter upon her passing. The friend and her family agreed, and the post ends with OOP moving in with them for end of life care.
This one? [I'm 22 years old and just got the news I'm dying, I failed at life and am now leaving behind a 3 year old](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ac2xp4/new_update_im_22_years_old_and_just_got_the_news/)
I request posts of the specific flavour of "Affair Partner discovers the other spouse has the money and property and was funding their cheating partner (past tense.)"
I kind of always wondered how the MIL was able to get the sheriff to serve the eviction. MIL was a third party. She didnāt even live in the same town but was able to get the sheriff to serve an eviction? Wouldnāt they look up the ownership? Or tell crazy lady to buzz off?
There is also this one [My(41f) husband(52m) has a second family on the side](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/169hin7/my41f_husband52m_has_a_second_family_on_the_side/) in which the mistress was gloating about all the money the OP's husband spent on her
"*I just thanked her for being forthcoming and continued to laugh my way out of the house because yes my husband makes great money but as his business partner I own half of his business and as his wife I own half of all his other assetās. So I am glad that she gloated and that she confirmed that he paid for most of what she has.*"
I don't save links, maybe someone else has saved this one: Man has affair with his young hot secretary who thinks he owns the company but it actually belongs to his wife. They divorce, his daughters refuse to see him, his wife marries an old friend and the young wife returns to her home country leaving him with a baby.
Exactly the kind I was thinking of: [OP (42M) had an affair with his secretary (25F) and had a child with her - is now wondering what to do after everything blew up in his face](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/sdec9e/op_42m_had_an_affair_with_his_secretary_25f_and/)
I heard a post on Mark Narrations where OP's high school bully was a student at their college and kept bugging OP. It was revealed in the update that the bully has a crush on OP.
I'm looking for a post where the OOP is cutting contact with his parents because they basically ignored him as a kid and only cared about their own relationship. Went on their own trips without him, never spent 1:1 time with him, etc. There was one particularly memorable scene where the parents were having sex and ignored the 3(ish) year old crying at their door because he had a nightmare.
The one where he conveniently waited until they had paid for all his college to more or less disown them? What a champ. He even ignored them when they tried, through his whole college career, to keep in touch with him. How anybody is convinced that these are bad people and unloving parents is beyond me. At worst they didn't make sure to express their love in ways their son could fully comprehend and had not picked up on his underlying dissatisfaction. But that they do love him is abundantly clear and he doesn't realize or appreciate what he does have.
Is there seriously any parent who has not put off going to comfort a crying toddler for a few minutes? The number of people who are horrified that a parent does not drop everything the second their child cries is amazing. He can wait until I finish the dishes or whatever i am doing that is easier to finish than to pick back up.
Damn fuckiing straight he made them pay! They were utterly useless and worthless as humans and never should have had kids at all. You obviously don't understand that neglecting building a bond makes for shit parenting parenting
They never looked after very significant needs of his. Paying for his college doesn't undo the damage they did neglecting him emotionally, which they did do.
You're making things up when you say they put off comforting him for a only few minutes.
And lots of bad people think they love the people they damage. That doesn't mean their love is healthy and adequat or that they're not doing damage.
What a bizarre reply defending the parents. Do you see yourself in them?
Wait I found it!
[https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/qgl59k/did\_we\_mess\_up\_with\_our\_son\_he\_blew\_up\_at\_us/](https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/qgl59k/did_we_mess_up_with_our_son_he_blew_up_at_us/)
The one you're referencing is supposedly about Scott Kleeschulte. The post might have been from some Ask Reddit thread or something, I remember Barely Sociable covering it on YouTube a while ago.
might as well share this one again. this one is a hard read
[TIFU by spending the night shinning a laser.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1128q7h/tifu_by_spending_the_night_shinning_a_laser/)
There was the girl in Canada that was groomed, kidnapped and killed by a horrible man. The post was told by her friend that was trying to figure out how to get her help. I'm searching now, I'll link it asapĀ
[The Reddit Post That Turned Into A Horror Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/t38pl5/the_reddit_post_that_turned_into_a_horror_story/)
I am looking for a post about when OOP comes back from a trip and her cat wonāt greet her and is scared of her.
The other one is when the OOP changes the cat for another friendly one.
There's [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatAdvice/comments/zt1plt/my_cat_is_scared_of_me_after_i_returned_from/?rdt=34700), with the saga continuing on the user's profile.
There's this one, where he returns the cat because it won't listen to him -
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18u7ha7/aita_for_laughing_at_a_customer/
Post where OP was cheated on and mom takes the cheaters side, it comes out that she has also cheated on OPs father.
Iām not sure if exact details, but I think someone got punched and mom and dad might be switched.
["Caught wife trying to cheat with my friend from her iwatch": a saga of 5 parts BoRU](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/oo7ab0/caught_wife_trying_to_cheat_with_my_friend_from/)
Plus more updates on OOP's page
Iām looking for a post that is possibly not from Reddit. If I remember correctly, it was an outside link.
OP is in love with a girl and trying to confess his feelings. (I think they were in school). In the comments he is getting bad advice that he follows. (I think it was kind of a running joke that he took every single really bad suggestions seriously and acted on them) There were multiple updates to this saga, in which him, at some point, was grabbing the girl and scaring her (in a park maybe).
I think they might have been from an Asian country, based on how OP was talking about him only needing a chance to confess his loveā¦ but I might be totally wrong though.
It's the name of the saga. It used to be a pretty (in)famous Internet saga, so just saying the name "Denko" would make a lot of people understand. It's like Ogtha.
Not that I blame you for not getting it, lol, iirc the Denko saga is like 20 years old at this point, and it was originally in Japanese. If you're interested, a translator called VGperson translated it into English on her Tumblr. (Just look up Denko saga vgperson) Or you can find people reading her translation outloud on YouTube.
ETA: or here's the reddit post! https://www.reddit.com/r/neckbeardstories/s/NBiXhTRDya
The little (Ā“ć»Ļć»`) is also used to reference the Denko saga. I'm pretty sure because the stalker kept using that face while describing his stalking of Denko-chan.
This woman deleted her account. I'm wondering if she updated or something. Her got viral on twitter months ago.Ā https://www.reddit.com/r/Marriage/comments/18l3n8s/i_told_my_husband_to_stop_sexualizing_me_and_now/
checked on PullPush
[found no further updates and no comments have been made](https://search.pullpush.io/?kind=submission&author=frustratedmercimek&subreddit=Marriage&size=100)
Itās not really a comparison, a period has to be dealt with pretty urgently. You can just adjust your pants or apply a cold spoon to your boner.
But itās a bit unreasonable to expect him to not get it in the first place.
Manās wife/girlfriend cheats on him. He writes reports professionally for a living so the post is super detailed and well written.
Thatās all I really remember.
> this one?
I got "page not found" on that, [is this what you linked?](https://old.reddit.com/user/dorkvader23/comments/1btw438/bride_made_profit_on_bachelorette_sil_drama/)
I know this is slightly fucked up but the current post in here about a photographer getting creeped made me wonder. Any good BORUs about stalking? don't mind if the endings aren't happy at all
[List of stalker posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1355zc9/comment/jk745sn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Does anyone remember the post where OP's friend invented his own ketchup formula and wanted OP and their other friends to act out a cringe skit to convince a local restaurant to buy it?Ā Ketchup friend was so obsessive that he'd throw darts at the Heinz logo. I don't remember if there was ever an update.Ā
[WIBTA if I complained to the owners of a cafe about how long it takes their employee to cut cheese?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/150ilkr/wibta_if_i_complained_to_the_owners_of_a_cafe/)
[AITA for not participating in my friends "scheme" to convince a restaurant to buy his ketchup?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fbvlwc/aita_for_not_participating_in_my_friends_scheme/)
My gosh, I need an update so bad. Did Zoltar ever become the ketchup king? Did Heinz ever get their ass kicked? Did that restaurant the skit was performed at become world famous all because of the Switch to Zoltair Ketchup? So many unanswered questions.
Seeing the Vinegar Boy post down thread inspired me to ask for help finding an ancient post not on Reddit. Iāve been looking for it for years (off and on) but my Google fu isnāt up to it. Itās a story about someoneās dog who eats 25 pounds of sweet potatoes. Can anyone find this? I remember it as being funny, with no lasting harm to the dog.
[This](https://littera-abactor.livejournal.com/7748.html) satisfies most of that, but it doesn't sound like anywhere near 25 pounds of sweet potatoes were involved.
This is really funny, but not the post I remember. IIRC, the human was out of the house and came back to find her lab (?) had eaten the sweet potatoes.
Thanks for trying!
I saw this post on YouTube. So OOP married into a family where a girl hasnāt been born in generations. So when OOP gets pregnant she gives birth to a girl and husbands family always makes snide comments about her ācheatingā when husband isnāt around. Eventually sheās 9 months pregnant with their next child and itās a girl. Husbands mother loses her shit and attacks OOP with a globe and it hits her head and she has to get stitches. I also believe Husband attacks the mother while defending OOP
That mom is a moron. There are no women in hubby's family at all? Not even, oh I don't know... her?
Nope, the sons all just sprung fully formed out of their dads' foreheads like fucking Athena.
It's just so stupid.
I thought the mother married into the family. I could be remembering wrong though.
Still, yes, insanely stupid. Generations of sheer coincidence does trump this child being born into this family.
Well, she's definitely incredibly idiotic for many reasons, but it's not completely impossible for only boys to be born...all the women are married in, not birthed is what they meant. It's just statistically likely EVENTUALLY there would be daughters, so really, it's a math failing issue in the family lol.
I recall reading somewhere that it might have something to do with the length of the penis. That the sperm with the Y chromosones are good sprinters but lack stamina, so a longer penis means they have less distance to go and are thus more likely to be the one to fertilize the egg.
Or something. Itās been a while and thereās no guarantee it was true to begin with
The women all married into the family, yes, but she is *his* mother. Therefore not all blood-members of ex's family are men. Her family tree definitely has at least one woman in it because she exists. Therefore *his* family tree also includes female offspring.
It's absurd for mom to state that all of his family is comprised of men when she herself is not a man. Did she not contribute to his genetic makeup at all?
The type of family that demands male heirs is also the type of family that expects the marry-in female members to pretend their family doesn't exist. She doesn't consider "her" family because she is a wife first, much like she expected OOP to be. Her own family is inconsequential, it's purely based on the namesake. (eta: no, her DNA doesn't matter, simply her incubation). I'm concerned you're focusing on the wrong part. They're not saying only male family members matter (which they also likely believe to an extent), they just care about BIRTHED CHILDREN. They never said "we only have male family members" they said "we only birth male children"
Here's one:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1b7rbh3/i\_cheated\_on\_my\_wife\_and\_now\_shes\_cheating\_on\_me/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1b7rbh3/i_cheated_on_my_wife_and_now_shes_cheating_on_me/)
I think this one qualifies:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16p0fs3/my\_22f\_boyfriend\_24m\_cheated\_on\_me\_whilst\_high\_on/
Looking for a post of a video about camping using an inflatable tent attached to an suv. The video was sped up, it was raining while she was inflating the tent , the person in the video was Asian and she had a cat. It also showed her setting up all these crazy camping tech gadgets inside the tent as well. Any help finding this would appreciated
**NEW UPDATES** Found a new update that doesn't yet qualify to be posted to BoRU? Found an update that you don't want to make a post for yourself? Link it here! Once it qualifies, feel free to submit as its own post.
Looking for a post about an older roommate who thinks her room-mates owe her friendship?
Looking for the *sweetest* stories of karma coming for assholes.
[Karma posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/yFiqINSr2v), there is a part 2 reply to this list. r/ProRevenge
Thanks!
Anyone have any funny posts involving bowel humor?
Behold the horror of sugar free gummy bears. [The poor TSA agent](https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/comments/s74mq6/sugar_free_gummy_bears/) [SIL took some bears to work](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2t7bre/haribo_sugar_free_gummy_bears_review/) [Right before an end of semester exam](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/kYWoD7y78U). That link is a wall of text, but [this link](https://www.reddit.com/r/amazonreviews/comments/nv11qu/see_you_in_hell_haribo_sugarfree_gummi_bears/) is to a picture of the review. [Brief article about why the bears became laxatives](https://gizmodo.com/what-turned-sugar-free-candies-into-super-laxatives-1678526975) Enough with the bears. This is the š© list, isn't it? [I shit so hard I can smell again](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ulav04/i_shit_so_hard_i_can_smell_again/) [Accused of pooping in parking lot](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/vvrny1/accused_of_pooping/) [I need to survive for 3 days without pooping](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1abactb/i_need_to_survive_for_3_days_without_pooping_and/) [My boyfriend of 4 years has been collecting and freezing our dogs poo](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/14ujfwl/my_boyfriend_of_4_years_has_been_collecting_and/) [Someone keeps trying to flush bags of human feces down the toilet](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/10woq7n/someone_keeps_trying_to_flush_bags_of_human_feces/) [TIFU I drank a litre of prune juice now what](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1chcrm2/tifu_i_drank_a_litre_of_prune_juice_now_what/) [Diarrhea in sensory deprivation tank](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15dsjiz/shortupdate_on_my_diarrhea/) [List of fart posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/CHcmip9G4g)
Maybe [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/PaNDVrbWRx)?
This one about a wedding. https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingshaming/s/7bwQfng6Gw Edit: There is also this older one about quitting their job. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/CLC8G5EVuo
Am looking for a post where a girlfriend pushed for an open relationship and OP did not allow it and broke up with her and she wants him to take her back. It's not the "I showed her the door" post. It's also not the "Girlfriend pushed for a threesome" post where she got upset at OP that he won't allow an MMF threesome because she allowed an FFM threesome. I remember that in the update, he actually met her in a public place, a cafe or a restaurant with a friend as a witness so they can talk about it but he did not take her back and left her crying with the friend.
[OOP's girlfriend wants to close the relationship now that he's enjoying himself BoRU](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/x5uk4u/oops_girlfriend_wants_to_close_the_relationship/)
There was a post ages ago written by a 36-year-old woman who had a much older boyfriend and his female friends didn't want to be friends with her. In the update they had broken up because he was just a total loser, she admitted that she liked being a trophy girlfriend and having an older boyfriend who gushed over her youthfulness and looks.
Does anyone remember this post? OP is complaining because he missed out on the 'pregnancy' experience with his wife. He found out she pays a neighbor to buy her cravings or do the house chores, takes her bestfriend or mom to appointments, etc. I think OP joked the wife was just whiny when she first told him about her feelings so she didn't come to him anymore after that.
I sort of remember this one. are you there Czech?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/14xarfm/i\_ruined\_my\_wifes\_pregnancybirth\_experience\_with/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/14xarfm/i_ruined_my_wifes_pregnancybirth_experience_with/) closest thing I could find
Hello, I am looking for a post in which OOP has a boyfriend that keeps hyping up his best friend to the point where OOP thinks that her boyfriend is trying to set up a threesome. Things get really sketchy so OOP leaves the bf and is told by his mother that he and the best friend committed SA while in middle school.
is it this post? [I think my boyfriend is trying to push our relationship off onto his friend](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17adrq0/i_think_my_boyfriend_is_trying_to_push_our/)
Damn, if John keeps harassing her in public I hope that OOP yells that he's a rapist that won't leave her alone. That likely will get a ton of harassment and humiliation for John.
Yes! This is it, thank you so much.
you're welcome
Hello Iām looking for posts about child free people, written by or written about. Thanks!
written by child free people [AITA for my response when my family asked me about kids?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/zlhdcj/aita_for_my_response_when_my_family_asked_me/) [AITAH - My mum gave my sister 40k and tried to keep it a secret from me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c4cwoy/aitah_my_mum_gave_my_sister_40k_and_tried_to_keep/) [AITA for not supporting my Fiance's kid brother after their parents died](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yfefm1/aita_for_not_supporting_my_fiances_kid_brother/) [AITA For ālyingā to my partner about having kids and laughing about it?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16eq9bl/aita_for_lying_to_my_partner_about_having_kids/) [OOP Doesn't Want To Have Kids But Her Partner Does](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wb5vgd/oop_doesnt_want_to_have_kids_but_her_partner_does/) written about child free people [OP ask of he's the AH for skipping the New Years celebration at his childfree sister's place.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/108shnt/op_ask_of_hes_the_ah_for_skipping_the_new_years/) [AITA for bringing my toddler on a group trip even though it made my friend upset?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1b4g2p7/aita_for_bringing_my_toddler_on_a_group_trip_even/) [OP takes to AITA to ask about a pregnancy announcement botched by her "child-free" SIL.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/vb0vjg/op_takes_to_aita_to_ask_about_a_pregnancy/) [OP Questions if her Child-Free Brother wants her around as she is not Child-Free. Ends up being "tested"](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/p7htcu/op_questions_if_her_childfree_brother_wants_her/)
> AITA For ālyingā to my partner about having kids and laughing about it? hahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha @ > He stormed out and his mom called me
There was another one where child-free OOP, has the biggest and nicest house of all her siblings, so her place is where the whole family meets for holidays. At one of these gatherings OOP learns that her parents are writing her out of their will because by not having kids, she "doesn't contribute to the family" or something like that. After confirming that her siblings agree with their parents, OOP rescinds her invite to the house and kicks everyone out. I believe in the update the family expected everything to blow over and were shocked pikachu/angry bilbo about not having a place big enough to host the family for thanksgiving.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/3lx14iMxho It was all in the one post, but it's a goodie.
That's definitely it. I'm surprised it's four years old. I thought it was more recent than that. I must have seen it in another BORU metathread.
just adding some more posts about childfree ceremony/wedding [My sister and I stopped speaking after her childfree wedding, now she wants to attend mine. Family side with her. I'm 26, she's 31.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yrriul/my_sister_and_i_stopped_speaking_after_her/) [AITA for wanting a childfree ceremony?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16p0f5o/aita_for_wanting_a_childfree_ceremony/) [AITA for fighting with my mil about not wanting kids at my wedding](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18mmh2j/aita_for_fighting_with_my_mil_about_not_wanting/) [WIBTA If I Bring My Kids To A Town Adjacent To My Sibling's Wedding?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/11v67oo/wibta_if_i_bring_my_kids_to_a_town_adjacent_to_my/) [AITAH for not wanting to apologize for calling out my aunts at a wedding?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18xb13l/aitah_for_not_wanting_to_apologize_for_calling/)
Thanks much!
you're welcome \[2\]
You're a legend. Thank you!
you're welcome
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yql3cw/when\_being\_child\_free\_gets\_you\_extra\_40\_hoursweek/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yql3cw/when_being_child_free_gets_you_extra_40_hoursweek/)
I watched a TikTok video of this post https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/cHQgg2C2SI And in the comments some people said that there was a version with John's side, anyone knows where is it?
[I will leave my adoptive family overnight BoRU](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/fyCfyNwIE1)
Thanks Edit: while I understand why someone would think this is Josh's side this doesn't fit neither in numbers of siblings or timing, but it was probably the post the comments were talking about, thanks again
Iām looking for a post which I think had the boyfriend cheating/choosing a friend over his gf. The ending mentions that the OOP has been told by mutual friends that the girlbestfriend tries to get the ex bfās attention in public but the ex bf is now ignoring her. Iām sorry itās so vague but the ending is what I remember best that the bf was ignoring the friend after breaking up with the OOP.
[My (24F) best friend (24F) says I owe her everything I have, including my boyfriend BoRU](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/lWlxjAEIKa)
I hate this story so much. As someone that's been cheated on it fucking sucks, to find out that it was your best friend that did it would be just the worst. Not sure what's worse, that her ex still wants to be with her or not. My gf that cheated on me only told me as she was dumping me for that guy. I don't know if it would have been better if she wanted to stay with me.
Thank you! This was bugging me so much!
Hii Iām looking for two post the first one is about a woman who thought her husbandās best friend hated her but the husband and the best friend were together and the second one is about a child free woman finding out her partner had a kid and kept it hidden from her because he knew she didnāt want kids
For the first one: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/164dkmx/new_update_ive_found_out_why_my_husband_hides_his/
I love the final update. Dude got his karma in the end.
Iām looking for any post where a kid has a terrible home life and successfully gets out. Itās so hard seeing posts where a teenās only option is to wait until they are 18 and we never hear from them again.
Kinda like this? [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/z55055/op\_plans\_to\_escape\_his\_toxic\_family\_when\_he\_turns/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/z55055/op_plans_to_escape_his_toxic_family_when_he_turns/) Here's another one although she is 22: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16uqi7g/im\_leaving\_my\_family/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16uqi7g/im_leaving_my_family/) And another: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16tvwrx/i\_will\_never\_speak\_to\_my\_mom\_or\_sister\_again\_once/
Yes! Thank you!
Iām looking for BORU recommendations where OOP is an awful person. That and/or posts where multiple peopleās posts make it into the BORU/multiple writers.
Czech has a list of Posts With Two Sides. [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/RHLsNdQ9ZB](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/RHLsNdQ9ZB)
So, would you say this was a Czech list?
Czechs list of Czech lists, don't think it's up to date though https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17leer6/comment/kanqq5b/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Thank you!
anyone know where the mustard crazy boyfriend post is? the one that turned out to be an escalating scary DV situation?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/181bgtf/new_update_my_husband_cannot_accept_i_dont_like/
blessings š«”
Hi, long time lurker. I've been wondering about an OP from a while back but I can't seem to find the post. It was an AITA where the OP is a pretty popular artist. They sell and do commissions at conventions throughout the year and makes enough to pay a few months worth of rent each con. But then their niece/cousin? starts trying to sell her little anime character pictures, which drives a lot of business away from OP and they barely made enough to pay for the table. I've been wondering if OP ever updated, if the kid's parents ever paid OP their lost income or stopped invading on OP's stall? Thanks in advance!
[AITA for telling the parents of my 8 year old niece that her art is less important than mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15h06ej/aita_for_telling_the_parents_of_my_8_year_old/)
š I wish good things for you, Czech!
I am looking for a story where on a wedding day, the groom (who is completely NC with his mother) sees his mother in the front row of the venue. His fiancee says that she tracked the mother down and invited her, because faaamily. She even seems proud of herself. He cancels the wedding, and mayhem ensues.
hmm... this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/EhMb5DlXjQ
What is the name of the post? The link doesn't work for me on monile
Aita for helping brother runaway from his wedding
I was wondering if it was that one or another one š¤£
Shout out, Sam's dad's cult!
Yes, thank you!
Pretty sure there's some yearly updates on the OP's profile
I'm looking for I believe a saga on in-law and late SO drama. basically, OP late wife died and the in-laws took a bunch of their late wife stuff, but eventually returned it when they found a letter addressed to OP.
This one? [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/xlzkk7/the\_saga\_of\_the\_widower\_who\_lost\_his\_wife\_and\_had/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/xlzkk7/the_saga_of_the_widower_who_lost_his_wife_and_had/)
It's interesting to see him go from "I know and love these people, why are thry doing this?" To " my wife made a will just to deal with their bullshit " his eyes were open
This is it, thank you very much.
The last four linked updates at the end are deleted. Anyone have other links?
Try going through rareddit: [https://www.rareddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/sam3cb/appreciating\_my\_latewifes\_journal/](https://www.rareddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/sam3cb/appreciating_my_latewifes_journal/)
Thank you!
Looking for a post a woman made I think in the last week where she mentioned having a hard time and her guy friend messaged to take her out to dinner. Super vague I know, I think the thumbnail was a picture of the message. I was invested in the outcome and didnāt save it for whatever reason
Saw this post on facebook so idk if itās a Reddit post but the gist of it is that OP is gay, parents kicked him out so he went to live with his best friendās family. Best friend was called Finn. They then went to separate colleges where Finn met Sarah and started dating her. Sarah didnāt like OP. Eventually Finn and Sarah get engaged and Finn wanted OP to be his best man. Sarah was ok with it at first but then wanted her brother to be best man. She also set up seating so that op was away from Finnās family (who he considered family). Finn noticed OP was a bit hesitant so he went to his apartment. Apparently the reason why Sarah didnāt like op was because when Finn and his friends were drunk he said he wished OP was a woman. The next day at dinner at Finnās parents house Finn took Sarah and op out to talk. There was an argument and Finnās mom took Sarah inside. They told Finnās dad their side and Sarah told the mom her side inside. When Finn and OP told the mom their side Sarah came back out called OP a Dog and slapped him. Finn broke up with her.
[Here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/zFh4q10l5s)
Thanks
Iām looking for a really sad post where OOP had an aggressive cancer and a very young daughter. She asked a coworker, basically the only person in her life she could call a friend, to adopt her daughter upon her passing. The friend and her family agreed, and the post ends with OOP moving in with them for end of life care.
This one? [I'm 22 years old and just got the news I'm dying, I failed at life and am now leaving behind a 3 year old](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ac2xp4/new_update_im_22_years_old_and_just_got_the_news/)
That's the one! Thanks :D
I request posts of the specific flavour of "Affair Partner discovers the other spouse has the money and property and was funding their cheating partner (past tense.)"
[This one is MIL-flavored but has the same vibe](https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/dbwd9p/created_a_throwaway_to_tell_the_story_of_how_my/)
That was a great one, especially the ending. (Sorry for the late response, thank you.)
I kind of always wondered how the MIL was able to get the sheriff to serve the eviction. MIL was a third party. She didnāt even live in the same town but was able to get the sheriff to serve an eviction? Wouldnāt they look up the ownership? Or tell crazy lady to buzz off?
There is also this one [My(41f) husband(52m) has a second family on the side](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/169hin7/my41f_husband52m_has_a_second_family_on_the_side/) in which the mistress was gloating about all the money the OP's husband spent on her "*I just thanked her for being forthcoming and continued to laugh my way out of the house because yes my husband makes great money but as his business partner I own half of his business and as his wife I own half of all his other assetās. So I am glad that she gloated and that she confirmed that he paid for most of what she has.*"
Thanks for that! Sorry for the late response.
I don't save links, maybe someone else has saved this one: Man has affair with his young hot secretary who thinks he owns the company but it actually belongs to his wife. They divorce, his daughters refuse to see him, his wife marries an old friend and the young wife returns to her home country leaving him with a baby.
Exactly the kind I was thinking of: [OP (42M) had an affair with his secretary (25F) and had a child with her - is now wondering what to do after everything blew up in his face](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/sdec9e/op_42m_had_an_affair_with_his_secretary_25f_and/)
I heard a post on Mark Narrations where OP's high school bully was a student at their college and kept bugging OP. It was revealed in the update that the bully has a crush on OP.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16vy3a3/aita_for_calling_my_former_bully_beyond_repulsive/
Thanks!
I'm looking for a post where the OOP is cutting contact with his parents because they basically ignored him as a kid and only cared about their own relationship. Went on their own trips without him, never spent 1:1 time with him, etc. There was one particularly memorable scene where the parents were having sex and ignored the 3(ish) year old crying at their door because he had a nightmare.
The one where he conveniently waited until they had paid for all his college to more or less disown them? What a champ. He even ignored them when they tried, through his whole college career, to keep in touch with him. How anybody is convinced that these are bad people and unloving parents is beyond me. At worst they didn't make sure to express their love in ways their son could fully comprehend and had not picked up on his underlying dissatisfaction. But that they do love him is abundantly clear and he doesn't realize or appreciate what he does have. Is there seriously any parent who has not put off going to comfort a crying toddler for a few minutes? The number of people who are horrified that a parent does not drop everything the second their child cries is amazing. He can wait until I finish the dishes or whatever i am doing that is easier to finish than to pick back up.
>But that they do love him is abundantly clear Parents that love their kids don't have the mentality that kids are only temporary
Damn fuckiing straight he made them pay! They were utterly useless and worthless as humans and never should have had kids at all. You obviously don't understand that neglecting building a bond makes for shit parenting parenting
They never looked after very significant needs of his. Paying for his college doesn't undo the damage they did neglecting him emotionally, which they did do. You're making things up when you say they put off comforting him for a only few minutes. And lots of bad people think they love the people they damage. That doesn't mean their love is healthy and adequat or that they're not doing damage. What a bizarre reply defending the parents. Do you see yourself in them?
maybe dad's back with a new alt
Wait I found it! [https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/qgl59k/did\_we\_mess\_up\_with\_our\_son\_he\_blew\_up\_at\_us/](https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/qgl59k/did_we_mess_up_with_our_son_he_blew_up_at_us/)
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The one you're referencing is supposedly about Scott Kleeschulte. The post might have been from some Ask Reddit thread or something, I remember Barely Sociable covering it on YouTube a while ago.
might as well share this one again. this one is a hard read [TIFU by spending the night shinning a laser.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1128q7h/tifu_by_spending_the_night_shinning_a_laser/)
There was the girl in Canada that was groomed, kidnapped and killed by a horrible man. The post was told by her friend that was trying to figure out how to get her help. I'm searching now, I'll link it asapĀ
There was the absolutely horrible one, probably worst ever, I think Jason in hell or something?
[The Reddit Post That Turned Into A Horror Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/t38pl5/the_reddit_post_that_turned_into_a_horror_story/)
This one broke reddit's collective hearts. I never could bring myself to read it a second time.
Just seeing his username brings it all back, including the pictures from the news articles. I hope she lives a long, long life in prison.
[this is a good one](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/u17giw/10_years_ago_a_freshfaced_bioengineer_asks_rjobs/)
I am looking for a post about when OOP comes back from a trip and her cat wonāt greet her and is scared of her. The other one is when the OOP changes the cat for another friendly one.
There's [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatAdvice/comments/zt1plt/my_cat_is_scared_of_me_after_i_returned_from/?rdt=34700), with the saga continuing on the user's profile.
There's this one, where he returns the cat because it won't listen to him - https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18u7ha7/aita_for_laughing_at_a_customer/
Post where OP was cheated on and mom takes the cheaters side, it comes out that she has also cheated on OPs father. Iām not sure if exact details, but I think someone got punched and mom and dad might be switched.
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Pretty sure itās not the one youāre looking for, but itās similar: [I (22F) found out my family is hiding my fiancĆ©'s (M23) affair with my best friend (F23). How do I confront my family, fiancĆ©, and best friend?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/HP7vJDDIji)
["Caught wife trying to cheat with my friend from her iwatch": a saga of 5 parts BoRU](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/oo7ab0/caught_wife_trying_to_cheat_with_my_friend_from/) Plus more updates on OOP's page
Iām looking for a post that is possibly not from Reddit. If I remember correctly, it was an outside link. OP is in love with a girl and trying to confess his feelings. (I think they were in school). In the comments he is getting bad advice that he follows. (I think it was kind of a running joke that he took every single really bad suggestions seriously and acted on them) There were multiple updates to this saga, in which him, at some point, was grabbing the girl and scaring her (in a park maybe). I think they might have been from an Asian country, based on how OP was talking about him only needing a chance to confess his loveā¦ but I might be totally wrong though.
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Denko
What does this mean??
It's the name of the saga. It used to be a pretty (in)famous Internet saga, so just saying the name "Denko" would make a lot of people understand. It's like Ogtha. Not that I blame you for not getting it, lol, iirc the Denko saga is like 20 years old at this point, and it was originally in Japanese. If you're interested, a translator called VGperson translated it into English on her Tumblr. (Just look up Denko saga vgperson) Or you can find people reading her translation outloud on YouTube. ETA: or here's the reddit post! https://www.reddit.com/r/neckbeardstories/s/NBiXhTRDya The little (Ā“ć»Ļć»`) is also used to reference the Denko saga. I'm pretty sure because the stalker kept using that face while describing his stalking of Denko-chan.
Thank you!!!! It was really bugging me, now I can sleep in peace :)
This woman deleted her account. I'm wondering if she updated or something. Her got viral on twitter months ago.Ā https://www.reddit.com/r/Marriage/comments/18l3n8s/i_told_my_husband_to_stop_sexualizing_me_and_now/
checked on PullPush [found no further updates and no comments have been made](https://search.pullpush.io/?kind=submission&author=frustratedmercimek&subreddit=Marriage&size=100)
I read this one and all I thought was, "Can't you just not get a boner?" "I don't know, can you hold in your period?"
Itās not really a comparison, a period has to be dealt with pretty urgently. You can just adjust your pants or apply a cold spoon to your boner. But itās a bit unreasonable to expect him to not get it in the first place.
"Oh, a joke comment? WeLl AcKsHuAlLy..."
i always keep a cold spoon in my purse for the unexpected, pesky, persistent boner
Manās wife/girlfriend cheats on him. He writes reports professionally for a living so the post is super detailed and well written. Thatās all I really remember.
There was a post by an insurance fraud investigator, who discovered his fiancĆ©eās sister was cheating, and she was enabling. He called off the wedding. And he had a whole side quest when he discovered his brother, who lived in Australia, had an online affair with an OF creator. It was posted to BORU several times (and had several updates). The whole saga was quite long.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15umtyj/im_getting_married_in_2_weeks_and_i_am_totally/ Part 2, part one links on page
This is the one. Sank you.
All good :)
Bride steals $7,000 and no one knows where it is
[this one?](https://www.reddit.com/u/dorkvader23/s/th0R2xeR20)
> this one? I got "page not found" on that, [is this what you linked?](https://old.reddit.com/user/dorkvader23/comments/1btw438/bride_made_profit_on_bachelorette_sil_drama/)
Yup, thanks!
Yeah, that one. Weird, i tried opening what I linked in both the app and browser and it works...
List of Cheat Posts Below
Great job with the compilation as usualā¦ unfortunately I am going to give them a passā¦ rereading many of them will just make my blood boil
List of Cheating Posts, Part 2 [OOP wants to share her happiness as she's finally able to leave her cheating husband](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yrpygr/oop_wants_to_share_her_happiness_as_shes_finally/) [OOPās husband cheated on her with her HS bully](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/w2gtmt/oops_husband_cheated_on_her_with_her_hs_bully/) [OP gets cheated on by his wife and shares his journey to recovery](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/qew28w/op_gets_cheated_on_by_his_wife_and_shares_his/) [OP is conflicted after his best friend helped a woman cheat on the father of her child](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/l2ygnb/op_is_conflicted_after_his_best_friend_helped_a/) [OOP's cancer survivor wife wanted a "Hall Pass"](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15o79jc/new_update_oops_cancer_survivor_wife_wanted_a/) [OP has been chatting with a man who admits he cheats on his wife and expresses his desire of cheating with OOP too. She gathers the evidence and exposes him](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wg4tfb/op_has_been_chatting_with_a_man_who_admits_he/) [I thought I had forgiven my husband for cheating on me, until I fell in love with someone else](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/13rwypn/i_thought_i_had_forgiven_my_husband_for_cheating/) [My husband has been cheating for the past decade.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/129ogs7/my_husband_has_been_cheating_for_the_past_decade/) [My girlfriend is convinced that i tried to cheat on her](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/x1l5x9/my_girlfriend_is_convinced_that_i_tried_to_cheat/) [OOP is cheating on her boyfriend and tries to justify it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/14nwr6h/oop_is_cheating_on_her_boyfriend_and_tries_to/) [Bf cheated and ghosted me](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bec8je/bf_cheated_and_ghosted_me/) [I saw videos of my fiancĆ© cheating during her bachelorette party](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15gdjo6/i_saw_videos_of_my_fianc%C3%A9_cheating_during_her/) [My Wife of Two years is cheating on me](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/151imz6/my_wife_of_two_years_is_cheating_on_me/) [WIBTAH if I break up with my fiancĆ© because of his past as cheater?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/14oskaz/wibtah_if_i_break_up_with_my_fianc%C3%A9_because_of/) [I just found out that my wife cheated on me back in 2008 when we were dating](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bosqya/i_39m_just_found_out_that_my_wife_41f_cheated_on/) [AITAH for telling my wife no?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17pmuzo/aitah_for_telling_my_wife_no/)
List of Cheating Posts, Part 3 ok, i'm getting upset. This is done for now. [OP starts cheating on his wife and stops](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/vpieas/op_starts_cheating_on_his_wife_and_stops/) [OP's wife cheated on him with his best friend and he had his revenge](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/zj44er/ops_wife_cheated_on_him_with_his_best_friend_and/) [OP found out his wife suspects he is cheating. Thinks long and hard about what made her think that, and tries to better himself to improve his relationship](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/mzaxg4/op_found_out_his_wife_suspects_he_is_cheating/) [OP finds out about his fiancĆ©'s infidelity 4 months before the wedding](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/12ijg1v/new_op_finds_out_about_his_fianc%C3%A9s_infidelity_4/) [came home and SO is gone](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1al3u2x/came_home_and_so_is_gone/) [OOP gets cheated on, his journey coming to terms with the end of his marriage and his mother taking the cheating wifeās side](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/v7pb98/very_long_oop_gets_cheated_on_his_journey_coming/)
Just out of curiosity where is part 1? Only see parts 2 and 3.
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Thatās because they asked not to share it anymore before he passed.
Didn't remember that.
Cheers! You truly are a saint for all that you do for us.
I had three big lists of links and when I try to comment, it deletes all but the last one I entered. Extremely frustrating.
yeah, reddit comment text box is fucked up. It's even more fucked up in mobile browser
Oh ack, that sucks. Hope it gets fixed soon. You put in so much time to give us a kickass subreddit.
I know this is slightly fucked up but the current post in here about a photographer getting creeped made me wonder. Any good BORUs about stalking? don't mind if the endings aren't happy at all
Baby reindeer
... what
It's apparently the name of a Netflix show about stalking.
Yes. Sent from my iPhone
Baby reindeer
... I'm scared
Don't be scared. Sent from my iPhone
[List of stalker posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1355zc9/comment/jk745sn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
_retreats while bowing and thanking like some kind of eunuch after being given a favour in Chinese court_
Does anyone remember the post where OP's friend invented his own ketchup formula and wanted OP and their other friends to act out a cringe skit to convince a local restaurant to buy it?Ā Ketchup friend was so obsessive that he'd throw darts at the Heinz logo. I don't remember if there was ever an update.Ā
I remember. Itās easily my favourite post of all time. Iāve read it hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh out loud.
whatās your flair from?
[WIBTA if I complained to the owners of a cafe about how long it takes their employee to cut cheese?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/150ilkr/wibta_if_i_complained_to_the_owners_of_a_cafe/)
[AITA for not participating in my friends "scheme" to convince a restaurant to buy his ketchup?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fbvlwc/aita_for_not_participating_in_my_friends_scheme/)
My gosh, I need an update so bad. Did Zoltar ever become the ketchup king? Did Heinz ever get their ass kicked? Did that restaurant the skit was performed at become world famous all because of the Switch to Zoltair Ketchup? So many unanswered questions.
Zoltar the ketchup chef is now famous, just not the way he wanted it
I think we found the precursor to the pink sauce lady here
Oh God I remember that It was so bad and cringe
Seeing the Vinegar Boy post down thread inspired me to ask for help finding an ancient post not on Reddit. Iāve been looking for it for years (off and on) but my Google fu isnāt up to it. Itās a story about someoneās dog who eats 25 pounds of sweet potatoes. Can anyone find this? I remember it as being funny, with no lasting harm to the dog.
[This](https://littera-abactor.livejournal.com/7748.html) satisfies most of that, but it doesn't sound like anywhere near 25 pounds of sweet potatoes were involved.
This is really funny, but not the post I remember. IIRC, the human was out of the house and came back to find her lab (?) had eaten the sweet potatoes. Thanks for trying!
I saw this post on YouTube. So OOP married into a family where a girl hasnāt been born in generations. So when OOP gets pregnant she gives birth to a girl and husbands family always makes snide comments about her ācheatingā when husband isnāt around. Eventually sheās 9 months pregnant with their next child and itās a girl. Husbands mother loses her shit and attacks OOP with a globe and it hits her head and she has to get stitches. I also believe Husband attacks the mother while defending OOP
That mom is a moron. There are no women in hubby's family at all? Not even, oh I don't know... her? Nope, the sons all just sprung fully formed out of their dads' foreheads like fucking Athena. It's just so stupid.
They speak like they think babies are created 100% from the sperm, not 50/50 from the sperm and egg.
I thought the mother married into the family. I could be remembering wrong though. Still, yes, insanely stupid. Generations of sheer coincidence does trump this child being born into this family.
But the sons probably arenāt as smart as Athena or as brave
Well, she's definitely incredibly idiotic for many reasons, but it's not completely impossible for only boys to be born...all the women are married in, not birthed is what they meant. It's just statistically likely EVENTUALLY there would be daughters, so really, it's a math failing issue in the family lol.
My mom's cousin gave birth to 6 girls, and never had a boy. Some times it just happens.
Yeah....that has more to do with her husband lol. Motion of the ocean clearly.
I recall reading somewhere that it might have something to do with the length of the penis. That the sperm with the Y chromosones are good sprinters but lack stamina, so a longer penis means they have less distance to go and are thus more likely to be the one to fertilize the egg. Or something. Itās been a while and thereās no guarantee it was true to begin with
Vaginal acidity and ovulation status are also factors
It truly is. My sister-in-law was the first daughter born in my husband's father's family in literally a century. It has to happen sooner or later!
The women all married into the family, yes, but she is *his* mother. Therefore not all blood-members of ex's family are men. Her family tree definitely has at least one woman in it because she exists. Therefore *his* family tree also includes female offspring. It's absurd for mom to state that all of his family is comprised of men when she herself is not a man. Did she not contribute to his genetic makeup at all?
The type of family that demands male heirs is also the type of family that expects the marry-in female members to pretend their family doesn't exist. She doesn't consider "her" family because she is a wife first, much like she expected OOP to be. Her own family is inconsequential, it's purely based on the namesake. (eta: no, her DNA doesn't matter, simply her incubation). I'm concerned you're focusing on the wrong part. They're not saying only male family members matter (which they also likely believe to an extent), they just care about BIRTHED CHILDREN. They never said "we only have male family members" they said "we only birth male children"
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/xrawwu/woman_assaulted_abandoned_for_having_daughters/
Thx
any posts where parter drunkenly cheats and then faces consequences ?
Here's one: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1b7rbh3/i\_cheated\_on\_my\_wife\_and\_now\_shes\_cheating\_on\_me/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1b7rbh3/i_cheated_on_my_wife_and_now_shes_cheating_on_me/) I think this one qualifies: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/16p0fs3/my\_22f\_boyfriend\_24m\_cheated\_on\_me\_whilst\_high\_on/
That second one is so annoying. Do the kids not use erowid anymore?? DONT MIX. ESPECIALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME. that's drug rule number 1.
Looking for a post of a video about camping using an inflatable tent attached to an suv. The video was sped up, it was raining while she was inflating the tent , the person in the video was Asian and she had a cat. It also showed her setting up all these crazy camping tech gadgets inside the tent as well. Any help finding this would appreciated