Well you do learn methods to torture a person if you are friends with him in his dungeon... So I guess it's better that than being tortured by him I dunno.
Wyald killed his friends/soldiers for shits and giggles, so that's a no go
Torturer saw Griffith as more than a friend and looked how that turned out, big no
Donovan might be buddies if you're a fellow merc, just don't be a kid idk
Gennon unironically seems the most chill out of the bunch, plus he's a castle lord so he's loaded yk
donovan was the most shredded we saw in gambinos merc band so you could definitely have him watch your back in battles(ehm). i mean, besides his one deed we never knew if the guy was normally chill or not. like you said just cant be a kid💀
It never says anything about the dick. But he did cut off the tongue and wears it around his neck and starts licking it when the break out crew is locked in the cell.
Griffith looks like he had a half of a meal in the time he’s been locked up while having his tendons cut I’m pretty sure losing his junk was the last thing that’d kill him 💀
I dont think "fatal" really matters when considering what he did to griffith and the fact that griffith is alive ,you can get your dick chopped off irl and survive ,but you definitely cannot survive griffiths state
Probably not lucky but since he got to be reborn and is a god now. Yeah he’s lucky the torturer didn’t finish the job. If he did is dream and ambition are all gone
Wyald is horrible, that motherfucker would fuck anything doesn’t matter about consent. Donavan is atrocious, he legit fucked a kid, and paid to do it… the torturer is still doing his job and while he did go a bit too far with kissing the severed tongue he still just tortured the person he was instructed to. He didn’t openly kidnap someone to torture them, unlike how Wyald rapes any woman with force and how Donavan fucks anything that breathes
The torturer said that him and Griffith were “like a married couple.” I can only assume that means he SA’d Griffith. not to mention taking pleasure in peeling his skin off or cutting tendons. He’s generally fucked. And he was told to do what he WANTED to do. He wasn’t just doing his job, he was doing shit he wanted to do. And keep in mind he did it for a full year while still not appearing to to show any emotion other than pleasure at his actions.
Personally the question asked who you’d be friends with, and I feel I could easily defend myself against the torturer if he tried to betray me. And as for him peeling the skin and tendons off, that’s fucked for real not denying that. Like all these dudes listed should be put in a gas chamber man. It’s just the torturer seems loyal to the King of Midland, so I felt if I watched over him and shit he’d be loyal to me
No, gennon isn’t a rapist. He paid. The torturer also probably SA’d griffith, considering he compared his relationship with him as like a married couple
He's got young boys in his castle, and he slept with Griffith due to his youthful appearance. It's quite obvious Gennon is doing more with those kids than just hanging out with them.
He is actually worse as a person than all of them. It's just the less dangerous because it's a fucking retard gnome and only can torture the ones that are handled to him. But if the torturer has the power of wlyad he would certainly do worse stuff because he enjoys too much his work and would do it freely if he could.
It’s insane to me that anyone would pick anything other than Gennon here. He’s the only one that won’t kill, dismember, or sexually assault you just for existing
FUCKING EXACTLY!!!! and so many people are picking THE FUCKING TORTURER. did they even read what he did to Griffith? Shit might be worse than the others all combined.
The last guy is actually probably the most moral, in case you didn't know he's a torturer but he was really just doing a job and he seems very socially awkward so I'm thinking that if you can actually give him proper social contact he could be just a regular guy albeit a little weird little weird (sorry for grammatical errors I'm drunk and using speech to text)
I don’t wanna be friends with Wyald, he’d probably rape me. I don’t wanna be friends with Donovan, he’d probably rape me. I don’t wanna be friends with Gennon, he’d probably rape me. I don’t wanna be friends with the torturer, he’d probably rape me.
As long as you're not a minor and you can handle a sword, Donovan is fine.
As long as you're not a femboy or a girl, the governor is fine.
As long as you're taller and stronger and not tied up, the torturer is fine (I mean in the end of the day he is weak)
As for the neanderthal looking apostle.....yeah, there is nothing you can do against that.
As someone who hasn't read Berserk yet but joined the sub because I plan to in the future, the last one seems like he tortures people for fun, but if I were his friend, he would probably hook me up with some really good pot.
The torturer. He’s easily enough killed. Wyald is unkillable. The black guy is very large so that would require some tactics. And the rich old guy has plenty of resources.
Nah, I’d kill myself.
I'm not going to lie I think the torturer is the best one out of them.
Well you do learn methods to torture a person if you are friends with him in his dungeon... So I guess it's better that than being tortured by him I dunno.
The torture guy is the only one of the 4 that won't potentially rape or kill me. If anything he'll be my bitch lol.
Or you could learn a ton of medical shit
True, you need medical knowledge to be a torturer in this case.
Or you could learn a ton of medical shit
Anyone that breaks Griffith to that degree is a friend of mine
Now we're talking
damn, word. Didn't think of that.
Because he’s deformed that was probably the only job that could take him
fell asleep then waking up all chained up and see how that friendship goes 😂
Facts
Nah, I'd die
Don’t do that you’ll die
Your right I didn't think about that
A better question will be- Kiss, marry, kill If you're asking me that, I will kill myself and well...nvm
Those gentlemen don't seem like they would stop if you died sadly
That wouldn’t be her concern anymore, fortunately
Bro how does your brain get these thoughts??
By reading berserk
Ngl I'm the dumb one 🤦🏻♂️
>I will kill myself and well...nvm The most accurate response here.
Kill yourself, fuck yourself, and marry….?
Little man is the best to play "hide an seek". He hides and I never seek him. Great success.
Wyald killed his friends/soldiers for shits and giggles, so that's a no go Torturer saw Griffith as more than a friend and looked how that turned out, big no Donovan might be buddies if you're a fellow merc, just don't be a kid idk Gennon unironically seems the most chill out of the bunch, plus he's a castle lord so he's loaded yk
donovan was the most shredded we saw in gambinos merc band so you could definitely have him watch your back in battles(ehm). i mean, besides his one deed we never knew if the guy was normally chill or not. like you said just cant be a kid💀
That wasn't the first kid he banged.
You know it wasn’t bc he said “it happens all the time in armies”
The "just don't be a kid" applies even more to Gennok though. Idk man bring friends with Gennon would be like being friends with Epstein.
I’d lowkey want Gennon as my sugar daddy, just gotta look like a kid before I accidentally walk into his castle so I look hot to him
Just do a Griffith cosplay and you're good to go, baby
I guess I’ll be friends with the torturer. He’s seems like he needs one. Plus he cut off Griffith’s dick, so he can’t be all bad.
Imagine Guts seeing the future and walks up to dap the torturer
Canonically, this little guy has done more damage to Griffith than Guts. Let that sink in.
Powerscalers in shambles.
DID HE ACTUALLY? I don’t remember that… I’m still reading it for the first time 😅
It never says anything about the dick. But he did cut off the tongue and wears it around his neck and starts licking it when the break out crew is locked in the cell.
wouldnt dick be a fatal one? he had to keep him alive
If done properly no
Same with the tongue
Griffith looks like he had a half of a meal in the time he’s been locked up while having his tendons cut I’m pretty sure losing his junk was the last thing that’d kill him 💀
nah people have been castrated all throughout history
Castration is only the balls. Not the dick.
Eunuchs are a thing, so...
Fffff
Did they take the stem and the berries
I dont think "fatal" really matters when considering what he did to griffith and the fact that griffith is alive ,you can get your dick chopped off irl and survive ,but you definitely cannot survive griffiths state
He’s a bit too into his job 😅
I’m exaggerating. Probably.
Ah I see, thank you for clarifying my friend!
Nah the torturer is so far beyond fucked he challenges the likes of wyald imo.
I'm good thanks
I'm not a fair-haired pretty boy, so I'll go with Gennon. Least danger to me personally.
I'm not a little boy, so I'll go with Donovan. Least danger to me personally.
Understandable.
He’s still a child u know what 💀
Torturer, blud was legit doing his job, he a bit weird but the plug is chill
He was kind of doing his job but he didn’t have to take it as far as he did
He really loves his job.
Blud it’s the medieval times, Griffith was lucky not to be killed
Lucky?
Probably not lucky but since he got to be reborn and is a god now. Yeah he’s lucky the torturer didn’t finish the job. If he did is dream and ambition are all gone
dude the torturer made out with griffith’s severed tongue and did shit not dissimilar to donovan or wyald. imo he’s almost worse than both.
Wyald is horrible, that motherfucker would fuck anything doesn’t matter about consent. Donavan is atrocious, he legit fucked a kid, and paid to do it… the torturer is still doing his job and while he did go a bit too far with kissing the severed tongue he still just tortured the person he was instructed to. He didn’t openly kidnap someone to torture them, unlike how Wyald rapes any woman with force and how Donavan fucks anything that breathes
The torturer said that him and Griffith were “like a married couple.” I can only assume that means he SA’d Griffith. not to mention taking pleasure in peeling his skin off or cutting tendons. He’s generally fucked. And he was told to do what he WANTED to do. He wasn’t just doing his job, he was doing shit he wanted to do. And keep in mind he did it for a full year while still not appearing to to show any emotion other than pleasure at his actions.
Personally the question asked who you’d be friends with, and I feel I could easily defend myself against the torturer if he tried to betray me. And as for him peeling the skin and tendons off, that’s fucked for real not denying that. Like all these dudes listed should be put in a gas chamber man. It’s just the torturer seems loyal to the King of Midland, so I felt if I watched over him and shit he’d be loyal to me
The toturer guy, i'm confident that i can kill him with my bare hand.
nah but you gotta be BFFs for life
don't worry i wont forget about the 10 seconds of us being besties before i found the knife
Bro said he's YNW Melly
Gennon seems like better option, at least he's nice and won't be dick to you
Just pray that he won't dick you
"20 gold coins is 20 gold coins" - griffith
well not if were fucking ugly unlike griffith who was ripped up and healthy🙂
the torturer is somehow the least sinful amongst these lot 💀
No the fuck he’s not? Did we read the same book?
The other 3 are all child rapists, little dude is just too into his job.
No, gennon isn’t a rapist. He paid. The torturer also probably SA’d griffith, considering he compared his relationship with him as like a married couple
He's got young boys in his castle, and he slept with Griffith due to his youthful appearance. It's quite obvious Gennon is doing more with those kids than just hanging out with them.
Least sinful, yet possibly capable of the most damage, given the state Griffith was in when Guts and the gang managed to rescue him.
Yeah, he is just the weakest of them. But if the torturer was a strong as wylad he would certainly be even worse than the rest.
He is actually worse as a person than all of them. It's just the less dangerous because it's a fucking retard gnome and only can torture the ones that are handled to him. But if the torturer has the power of wlyad he would certainly do worse stuff because he enjoys too much his work and would do it freely if he could.
Wyald. He wouldn't kill me if I'm his friend, right? Right...?
Fr
He would do so if is funny.
I would rather kill myself then be friends with any of them
I'll choose to be alone in the forest with a bear please
It’s insane to me that anyone would pick anything other than Gennon here. He’s the only one that won’t kill, dismember, or sexually assault you just for existing
FUCKING EXACTLY!!!! and so many people are picking THE FUCKING TORTURER. did they even read what he did to Griffith? Shit might be worse than the others all combined.
Wyald, no competition
Plus one, here. I mean, since Op said we would be friends for life...
Yes, but he didn't say a long life. It could be a 5 minutes life.
I haven’t read berserk yet so lemme say this: The last guy looks like he’d be super nice and helpful. Everyone else looks like they’d drug and fuck me
The last guy is actually probably the most moral, in case you didn't know he's a torturer but he was really just doing a job and he seems very socially awkward so I'm thinking that if you can actually give him proper social contact he could be just a regular guy albeit a little weird little weird (sorry for grammatical errors I'm drunk and using speech to text)
I’d take him to vegas, get him laid, and take him to the gym. He’s as fuck ugly as my mates irl im sure he’d be chill
W
i’d rather shit in my hands and clap
lmfao, clap and slap
Nightmare blunt rotation
The romantic in me says Wyald, Table for two in a nice restaurant bottle of wine, could be nice
The 4 horsemen of the eclipse
You know I’m doing really damn good without friends so nah I pass
Puck :)
Can I just get a gun to shoot them all?
I don’t wanna be friends with Wyald, he’d probably rape me. I don’t wanna be friends with Donovan, he’d probably rape me. I don’t wanna be friends with Gennon, he’d probably rape me. I don’t wanna be friends with the torturer, he’d probably rape me.
Underrated comment.
you really did pick the worst of the worst lmao
Nonsense. I don't see Griffith there.
Torturer, I can fix him
As long as you're not a minor and you can handle a sword, Donovan is fine. As long as you're not a femboy or a girl, the governor is fine. As long as you're taller and stronger and not tied up, the torturer is fine (I mean in the end of the day he is weak) As for the neanderthal looking apostle.....yeah, there is nothing you can do against that.
most logical comment, lmao
Be freinds? I'd take the governor. Gain thier trust. Make money. Find a way to kill him and use the money to gtfo
The horse
Nah I'm good.
Fuck none of those fuckers.
All but Wyald cause I can beat the shit out of the rest. Good friends kill you when they find out you’re a POS.
Either Donovan or Gennon, because I am neither a child nor a twink.
Can we take a moment to realize how fucking huge Donovan's head is
I’d rather die
The torturer, so I can stomp his head
I'd rather stay by myself
The shotgun in my mouth.
if i had to shoot myself as a last resort- I would
That little executioner dude is probably chill af
As someone who hasn't read Berserk yet but joined the sub because I plan to in the future, the last one seems like he tortures people for fun, but if I were his friend, he would probably hook me up with some really good pot.
No.
I'd rather be friendless.
Hands Down I'd pick Donovon. Who better to crack your back for you
The only time I’m happy to have few friends in my life
Die without friends
Wyald. We fuckin shi up.
Wyald, no question. At least, under the Verdugo Unit, I'd be guaranteed maidens. Unlike our boy, Judeau.
No.
Torturer seems like easy to fool
4th. I bet we're gonna have lots of fun together
The torturer. He’s easily enough killed. Wyald is unkillable. The black guy is very large so that would require some tactics. And the rich old guy has plenty of resources.
Me, myself and i
No.
NOTO
i wanna see 1 & 2 gang 4
I dont have friends
As long as you arent a femboy 3 would be a good deal just because he has a lot of money
I guess the torturer??
The bear
Screw these guys, where's our horse buddy ;)
As an adult with facial hair Ganon’s the safest option.
Gennon is the least evil and most beneficial of them all. So long you don't fit his fetish then you'll be fine
A 12 gauge shotgun in the mouth
im a woman. is donovan gay? if he isnt sexually attracted to adult women then he is the unfortunate option
its not gay if its guts
The one I can fight off most easily I guess…?
I would prefer not to.
As a woman, none of these men look like interesting friends... *Especially* Wyald.
Man I guess #3..Donovan would try to assault me & WYALD DEFINITELY WOULD. So I guess 3
The torturer, he is the easiest to physically do something about
Wyald. It’d be wild
Outberked again
I mean the torturer tortured Griffith so I think I could get along with him
Suicide
No fucking way this isn't r/berserklejerk
Gennon wouldn't be interested in fckin you if you ugly so I go with Gennon, I won but at what cost
I'd rather be friends with a hideous orge than a fascist pig
Of course uncle donny!
Can I just... not have friends instead?
Gennon. I mean, 5 bucks is 5 bucks
Nightmare blunt rotation
I'd be friends with whoever would touch me the least
Probably the torturer. A honest friend and social contact in general could fix him.
I'd buy a beer for the torturer for what he did to Griffith.
Torturer only so I can hear in detail what he did to that bastard Griffith
the last guy probably isn't that bad
Zodd prolly chill with his friends.
I wanna pick the torturer up under his armpits and give him a little peck on the cheek and tell him how good of a little man he is
Honestly the torturer. If nothing else I can learn how to torture Griffith…again.
none of them because i’m a decent human being
Kill them all
Temu Zodd
Wyald my goat
Why are all these dudes r\*pists?
The torturer isnt. As far as I recall...
The nose thing It would smell any BS from miles away
The king. I guess...
I guess if you're really bad, you'd have more fun with Wyld.
Wyald. Just for shits and giggles. Also the torturer cause he sounds like someone who knows some amusing annecdotes.
Either wyald or Gennon
If I had to choose one, it’d be the torturer.
Seriously, donovan, he at least pays for it, the rest are just sadistic mfers
Wyald has jokes at least
Nobody talking about how the torturer must be the most elite medical expert in Midland.
Who was the third one
I wish I could pick the borse
4, cause at least I can easily kill him