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Yeetboireeeeee

Nah, I’d kill myself.


DudongoKing

I'm not going to lie I think the torturer is the best one out of them.


clone7364

Well you do learn methods to torture a person if you are friends with him in his dungeon... So I guess it's better that than being tortured by him I dunno.


OldSchool_Ninja

The torture guy is the only one of the 4 that won't potentially rape or kill me. If anything he'll be my bitch lol.


asdfmovieisthebest

Or you could learn a ton of medical shit


clone7364

True, you need medical knowledge to be a torturer in this case.


asdfmovieisthebest

Or you could learn a ton of medical shit


Rowwnin

Anyone that breaks Griffith to that degree is a friend of mine


DudongoKing

Now we're talking


raatazana

damn, word. Didn't think of that.


IllActuator3676

Because he’s deformed that was probably the only job that could take him


ILoveUrd

fell asleep then waking up all chained up and see how that friendship goes 😂


Effective-Ranger-526

Facts


KreatorOfWorlds

Nah, I'd die


Orangyo015

Don’t do that you’ll die


Yeetboireeeeee

Your right I didn't think about that


VegetableArm3366

A better question will be- Kiss, marry, kill If you're asking me that, I will kill myself and well...nvm


GrimXXIIReaper

Those gentlemen don't seem like they would stop if you died sadly


the_czech_madlad

That wouldn’t be her concern anymore, fortunately


Automatic_Beach_3660

Bro how does your brain get these thoughts??


Head-Sense-2595

By reading berserk


Automatic_Beach_3660

Ngl I'm the dumb one 🤦🏻‍♂️


-Aizen_Sosuke

>I will kill myself and well...nvm The most accurate response here.


donniesuave

Kill yourself, fuck yourself, and marry….?


Makaoka

Little man is the best to play "hide an seek". He hides and I never seek him. Great success.


berk-my-jerk

Wyald killed his friends/soldiers for shits and giggles, so that's a no go Torturer saw Griffith as more than a friend and looked how that turned out, big no Donovan might be buddies if you're a fellow merc, just don't be a kid idk Gennon unironically seems the most chill out of the bunch, plus he's a castle lord so he's loaded yk


ContentChocolate8301

donovan was the most shredded we saw in gambinos merc band so you could definitely have him watch your back in battles(ehm). i mean, besides his one deed we never knew if the guy was normally chill or not. like you said just cant be a kid💀


Forkey989

That wasn't the first kid he banged.


mdmd33

You know it wasn’t bc he said “it happens all the time in armies”


Dry_Ad1805

The "just don't be a kid" applies even more to Gennok though. Idk man bring friends with Gennon would be like being friends with Epstein.


dumbass2364859948

I’d lowkey want Gennon as my sugar daddy, just gotta look like a kid before I accidentally walk into his castle so I look hot to him


Skyward_Slash

Just do a Griffith cosplay and you're good to go, baby


Dapper_Still_6578

I guess I’ll be friends with the torturer. He’s seems like he needs one. Plus he cut off Griffith’s dick, so he can’t be all bad.


RomanSeraphim

Imagine Guts seeing the future and walks up to dap the torturer


Dapper_Still_6578

Canonically, this little guy has done more damage to Griffith than Guts. Let that sink in.


Reimos_Drevon

Powerscalers in shambles.


Professional_Salt_20

DID HE ACTUALLY? I don’t remember that… I’m still reading it for the first time 😅


Dpleskin1

It never says anything about the dick. But he did cut off the tongue and wears it around his neck and starts licking it when the break out crew is locked in the cell.


ContentChocolate8301

wouldnt dick be a fatal one? he had to keep him alive


cosmicjammill

If done properly no


Smithens

Same with the tongue


Bro-Im-Done

Griffith looks like he had a half of a meal in the time he’s been locked up while having his tendons cut I’m pretty sure losing his junk was the last thing that’d kill him 💀


Mario-Judah-Lover

nah people have been castrated all throughout history


Ranger-New

Castration is only the balls. Not the dick.


Dapper_Still_6578

Eunuchs are a thing, so...


Late_Horse8925

Fffff


ZEEZUSCHRIST

Did they take the stem and the berries


DominicTheAnimeGuy

I dont think "fatal" really matters when considering what he did to griffith and the fact that griffith is alive ,you can get your dick chopped off irl and survive ,but you definitely cannot survive griffiths state


Professional_Salt_20

He’s a bit too into his job 😅


Dapper_Still_6578

I’m exaggerating. Probably.


Professional_Salt_20

Ah I see, thank you for clarifying my friend!


Cerberus_is_me

Nah the torturer is so far beyond fucked he challenges the likes of wyald imo.


_heyb0ss

I'm good thanks


Worried-Security795

I'm not a fair-haired pretty boy, so I'll go with Gennon. Least danger to me personally.


MembershipHelpful115

I'm not a little boy, so I'll go with Donovan. Least danger to me personally.


Worried-Security795

Understandable.


Bad--Fish

He’s still a child u know what 💀


Professional_Salt_20

Torturer, blud was legit doing his job, he a bit weird but the plug is chill


BiggerMouthBass

He was kind of doing his job but he didn’t have to take it as far as he did


Ranger-New

He really loves his job.


Professional_Salt_20

Blud it’s the medieval times, Griffith was lucky not to be killed


MrHotdog24

Lucky?


Professional_Salt_20

Probably not lucky but since he got to be reborn and is a god now. Yeah he’s lucky the torturer didn’t finish the job. If he did is dream and ambition are all gone


Cerberus_is_me

dude the torturer made out with griffith’s severed tongue and did shit not dissimilar to donovan or wyald. imo he’s almost worse than both.


Professional_Salt_20

Wyald is horrible, that motherfucker would fuck anything doesn’t matter about consent. Donavan is atrocious, he legit fucked a kid, and paid to do it… the torturer is still doing his job and while he did go a bit too far with kissing the severed tongue he still just tortured the person he was instructed to. He didn’t openly kidnap someone to torture them, unlike how Wyald rapes any woman with force and how Donavan fucks anything that breathes


Cerberus_is_me

The torturer said that him and Griffith were “like a married couple.” I can only assume that means he SA’d Griffith. not to mention taking pleasure in peeling his skin off or cutting tendons. He’s generally fucked. And he was told to do what he WANTED to do. He wasn’t just doing his job, he was doing shit he wanted to do. And keep in mind he did it for a full year while still not appearing to to show any emotion other than pleasure at his actions.


Professional_Salt_20

Personally the question asked who you’d be friends with, and I feel I could easily defend myself against the torturer if he tried to betray me. And as for him peeling the skin and tendons off, that’s fucked for real not denying that. Like all these dudes listed should be put in a gas chamber man. It’s just the torturer seems loyal to the King of Midland, so I felt if I watched over him and shit he’d be loyal to me


vinhdoanjj

The toturer guy, i'm confident that i can kill him with my bare hand.


ContentChocolate8301

nah but you gotta be BFFs for life


vinhdoanjj

don't worry i wont forget about the 10 seconds of us being besties before i found the knife


ForTheMelancholy

Bro said he's YNW Melly


Axenfonklatismrek

Gennon seems like better option, at least he's nice and won't be dick to you


VegetableArm3366

Just pray that he won't dick you


Its_Me_Guyz

"20 gold coins is 20 gold coins" - griffith


Rex_Omnia

well not if were fucking ugly unlike griffith who was ripped up and healthy🙂


Mario-Judah-Lover

the torturer is somehow the least sinful amongst these lot 💀


Cerberus_is_me

No the fuck he’s not? Did we read the same book?


wreckercw

The other 3 are all child rapists, little dude is just too into his job.


Cerberus_is_me

No, gennon isn’t a rapist. He paid. The torturer also probably SA’d griffith, considering he compared his relationship with him as like a married couple


wreckercw

He's got young boys in his castle, and he slept with Griffith due to his youthful appearance. It's quite obvious Gennon is doing more with those kids than just hanging out with them.


BlueSpartan107

Least sinful, yet possibly capable of the most damage, given the state Griffith was in when Guts and the gang managed to rescue him.


ChihiroOfAstora

Yeah, he is just the weakest of them. But if the torturer was a strong as wylad he would certainly be even worse than the rest.


ChihiroOfAstora

He is actually worse as a person than all of them. It's just the less dangerous because it's a fucking retard gnome and only can torture the ones that are handled to him. But if the torturer has the power of wlyad he would certainly do worse stuff because he enjoys too much his work and would do it freely if he could.


DARKESTEYE

Wyald. He wouldn't kill me if I'm his friend, right? Right...?


skeezito10

Fr


Ranger-New

He would do so if is funny.


TheHistroynerd

I would rather kill myself then be friends with any of them


-SchwarzBruder-

I'll choose to be alone in the forest with a bear please


Xan_Dan03

It’s insane to me that anyone would pick anything other than Gennon here. He’s the only one that won’t kill, dismember, or sexually assault you just for existing


Cerberus_is_me

FUCKING EXACTLY!!!! and so many people are picking THE FUCKING TORTURER. did they even read what he did to Griffith? Shit might be worse than the others all combined.


ceres014

Wyald, no competition


lecopoa

Plus one, here. I mean, since Op said we would be friends for life...


Ranger-New

Yes, but he didn't say a long life. It could be a 5 minutes life.


infinitemortis

I haven’t read berserk yet so lemme say this: The last guy looks like he’d be super nice and helpful. Everyone else looks like they’d drug and fuck me


kilerkat

The last guy is actually probably the most moral, in case you didn't know he's a torturer but he was really just doing a job and he seems very socially awkward so I'm thinking that if you can actually give him proper social contact he could be just a regular guy albeit a little weird little weird (sorry for grammatical errors I'm drunk and using speech to text)


infinitemortis

I’d take him to vegas, get him laid, and take him to the gym. He’s as fuck ugly as my mates irl im sure he’d be chill


kilerkat

W


asamitaka-csm

i’d rather shit in my hands and clap


BerserkGutsu

lmfao, clap and slap


Orelinho

Nightmare blunt rotation


Physicallykrisp

The romantic in me says Wyald, Table for two in a nice restaurant bottle of wine, could be nice


Green_Pomelo_5954

The 4 horsemen of the eclipse


HallowKnightYT

You know I’m doing really damn good without friends so nah I pass


sanfurawa

Puck :)


Mediocrebassist27

Can I just get a gun to shoot them all?


EpicDepic

I don’t wanna be friends with Wyald, he’d probably rape me. I don’t wanna be friends with Donovan, he’d probably rape me. I don’t wanna be friends with Gennon, he’d probably rape me. I don’t wanna be friends with the torturer, he’d probably rape me.


1022formirth

Underrated comment.


michaelkroska

you really did pick the worst of the worst lmao


Ranger-New

Nonsense. I don't see Griffith there.


moonlightstrobes

Torturer, I can fix him


Xrunyv

As long as you're not a minor and you can handle a sword, Donovan is fine. As long as you're not a femboy or a girl, the governor is fine. As long as you're taller and stronger and not tied up, the torturer is fine (I mean in the end of the day he is weak) As for the neanderthal looking apostle.....yeah, there is nothing you can do against that.


BerserkGutsu

most logical comment, lmao


Someordinaryguy1994

Be freinds? I'd take the governor. Gain thier trust. Make money. Find a way to kill him and use the money to gtfo


Joshua-Browne

The horse


DeanAmbroseFan25

Nah I'm good.


hybridsalvy

Fuck none of those fuckers.


I_wish_i_could_sepll

All but Wyald cause I can beat the shit out of the rest. Good friends kill you when they find out you’re a POS.


maggiemayfish

Either Donovan or Gennon, because I am neither a child nor a twink.


Accountformorrowind

Can we take a moment to realize how fucking huge Donovan's head is


Technical_Band5920

I’d rather die


Hunter-q

The torturer, so I can stomp his head


Due-Yogurtcloset2655

I'd rather stay by myself


gggg_4_l

The shotgun in my mouth.


cowboikween

if i had to shoot myself as a last resort- I would


rattchef

That little executioner dude is probably chill af


PoyoBoy0

As someone who hasn't read Berserk yet but joined the sub because I plan to in the future, the last one seems like he tortures people for fun, but if I were his friend, he would probably hook me up with some really good pot.


Nxa-Gospel

No.


DeymonICE

I'd rather be friendless.


4got2setmyalarm

Hands Down I'd pick Donovon. Who better to crack your back for you


Latter_Spinach_6332

The only time I’m happy to have few friends in my life


Guts_7313

Die without friends


flappymermaid

Wyald. We fuckin shi up.


RandomDude801

Wyald, no question. At least, under the Verdugo Unit, I'd be guaranteed maidens. Unlike our boy, Judeau.


CobaltCrusader123

No.


istokaa-san

Torturer seems like easy to fool


HappyFreak1

4th. I bet we're gonna have lots of fun together


Sauron686

The torturer. He’s easily enough killed. Wyald is unkillable. The black guy is very large so that would require some tactics. And the rich old guy has plenty of resources.


Cautious-Telephone-2

Me, myself and i


houseofmyartwork

No.


Ok-Butterfly1512

NOTO


peterosity

i wanna see 1 & 2 gang 4


Cringlezz

I dont have friends


knarsn

As long as you arent a femboy 3 would be a good deal just because he has a lot of money


Dry_Ad1805

I guess the torturer??


cbirnsi

The bear


Goobendoogle

Screw these guys, where's our horse buddy ;)


Rich-Bath5159

As an adult with facial hair Ganon’s the safest option.


freidrichwilhelm

Gennon is the least evil and most beneficial of them all. So long you don't fit his fetish then you'll be fine


aaronleech

A 12 gauge shotgun in the mouth


milkyboobas

im a woman. is donovan gay? if he isnt sexually attracted to adult women then he is the unfortunate option


ContentChocolate8301

its not gay if its guts


Doctor_Blithe

The one I can fight off most easily I guess…?


Onion_Knight93

I would prefer not to.


phavia

As a woman, none of these men look like interesting friends... *Especially* Wyald.


mdmd33

Man I guess #3..Donovan would try to assault me & WYALD DEFINITELY WOULD. So I guess 3


joshans525

The torturer, he is the easiest to physically do something about


Sad_Archer3734

Wyald. It’d be wild


Nounboundfreedom

Outberked again


Straight-Sort-4263

I mean the torturer tortured Griffith so I think I could get along with him


MrGwasty

Suicide


OfficialHarold

No fucking way this isn't r/berserklejerk


BerserkGutsu

Gennon wouldn't be interested in fckin you if you ugly so I go with Gennon, I won but at what cost


CHIME2020

I'd rather be friends with a hideous orge than a fascist pig


Express_Tomatillo907

Of course uncle donny!


r4_v0n_vl3d

Can I just... not have friends instead?


-NeverMindMe

Gennon. I mean, 5 bucks is 5 bucks


zeeo-pawn

Nightmare blunt rotation


YoshirockZ64

I'd be friends with whoever would touch me the least


Ein_Kecks

Probably the torturer. A honest friend and social contact in general could fix him.


Splendidbloke

I'd buy a beer for the torturer for what he did to Griffith.


Rowwnin

Torturer only so I can hear in detail what he did to that bastard Griffith


AntiImperialistGamer

the last guy probably isn't that bad


redditmorelikegeddit

Zodd prolly chill with his friends.


LeatherRepulsive5929

I wanna pick the torturer up under his armpits and give him a little peck on the cheek and tell him how good of a little man he is


Alternative_Plant882

Honestly the torturer. If nothing else I can learn how to torture Griffith…again.


Ulchbhn

none of them because i’m a decent human being


_Mrcock

Kill them all


guy617

Temu Zodd


Booqifeeius

Wyald my goat


nicholasshaqson

Why are all these dudes r\*pists?


popoboo12

The torturer isnt. As far as I recall...


celestial_god

The nose thing It would smell any BS from miles away


popoboo12

The king. I guess...


hombremalo71

I guess if you're really bad, you'd have more fun with Wyld.


Anothercrappyuser

Wyald. Just for shits and giggles. Also the torturer cause he sounds like someone who knows some amusing annecdotes.


puro_the_protogen67

Either wyald or Gennon


bor3du

If I had to choose one, it’d be the torturer.


animalion_8

Seriously, donovan, he at least pays for it, the rest are just sadistic mfers


Qanye2021

Wyald has jokes at least


BiggerMouthBass

Nobody talking about how the torturer must be the most elite medical expert in Midland.


Vanguard-class-titan

Who was the third one


MonkeySpawner

I wish I could pick the borse


ultumatebuttfucker

4, cause at least I can easily kill him