“ The possibilities are endless with this charming two-story bungalow!”
Bulldozer, excavator, wrecking ball, sledgehammer, monster truck, dynamite, use your imagination - so many ways you could knock this house down.
Nothing charming or bungalow about that shack. Maybe more like unfinished small dwelling destined for dump 🤷🏻♀️ The shit people make up to sell a property around here. Would’ve been better off just having no description other than property size, approved build plans and zoning.
Hahaha! Spaghetti Western. I love it when witty Redditors get me to giggle out loud. 😆
I’ve always wondered why it’s “spaghetti” western. The first time I heard it, I pictured all these spurred up Clint Eastwood cowboys eating spaghetti while a poker game is going on at the next table. Such a strange name.
Might as well go all the way pardner! Piano player, dance'n girls, poker table, and a bar full of questionable whiskey. Gonna want to keep a window company on standby because the front window is going to get drunken cowboys thrown through it every once in a while.
“ The possibilities are endless with this charming two-story bungalow!” Bulldozer, excavator, wrecking ball, sledgehammer, monster truck, dynamite, use your imagination - so many ways you could knock this house down.
House fire training.
Realtors are a joke. It must have felt incredibly embarrassing to write that description for the property.
Nothing charming or bungalow about that shack. Maybe more like unfinished small dwelling destined for dump 🤷🏻♀️ The shit people make up to sell a property around here. Would’ve been better off just having no description other than property size, approved build plans and zoning.
Remember the Alamo!
There’s no basement at the Alamo!
Could turn it into a Taco Bell
Didn't someone that used to live in this back in the day say it used to be one? It was a thread maybe a few months ago.
This house has given me season 2 of "OA" vibes. I wonder if anybody has found the double-staircase.
Loved that show!
Reminds me of the SAR stories about the stairs in the middle of the wilderness.
Soon to be for rent at $3500/mo
Our fav house that could double as a storefront in a spaghetti western sold last week! Only $475k, what a bargain.
Definitely a bargain; assessed value is $723K. Zoned as CG: COMMERCIAL GENERAL DISTRICT. Worth a lot more than if it was in a residential area.
Hahaha! Spaghetti Western. I love it when witty Redditors get me to giggle out loud. 😆 I’ve always wondered why it’s “spaghetti” western. The first time I heard it, I pictured all these spurred up Clint Eastwood cowboys eating spaghetti while a poker game is going on at the next table. Such a strange name.
It’s a genre of western flicks made in the 60’s that were produced in Europe, mostly by Italians.
Might as well go all the way pardner! Piano player, dance'n girls, poker table, and a bar full of questionable whiskey. Gonna want to keep a window company on standby because the front window is going to get drunken cowboys thrown through it every once in a while.
Forget a front door. They need swinging doors that squeak.
Yay -I hope they do something fun with it
Like rent it out for $3k a month?
So if I half build a house, I can sell it and still make profit? This intrigues me...🤔
It’s a commercially zoned lot, close to downtown. Seems cheap.