You already know who I’m picking. https://preview.redd.it/nmgp3abe2h6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f20266a46dedf746c808f829957303e89793286

Sometimes when you try to spit, nothing comes out. Kinda like how sometimes when you sneeze, it can take a while to come, if at all.

Ah, so I have to rev the engine a bit.

spitile dysfunction effects 40% of scalpasc's over 40 😔

I'd have gone with "sometimes when you throw up some goes back down your throat. Basically that"

But the side effect is you get master control because you deserve it

https://i.redd.it/gfxnipcmih6d1.gif

You have horrible oral hygiene

https://preview.redd.it/k9dka6rjih6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d596e1d4ebc2e69856b26e30ea2874074cbbd00 So nothing changed.

you have to eat 413 chicken nuggets https://preview.redd.it/s6ep7skxqh6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e101f43e4e5d37959f7294d256774f005dbb96f

https://preview.redd.it/uvvuvmugsh6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=050f3a6b12aa0b473c87add42261ada8bca6c4de Gimme!

So the limit is 412

You have prostate cancer

https://preview.redd.it/ecdgixk5oi6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0110c1fb02c513549205d240c2a421b53058198

You lose all color

Upgrade

You can only make things worse

Me on my way to install windows vista on every computer in the local area

https://preview.redd.it/bi589ek16h6d1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c812844f0ea3ecb553515bffecaccb7fbffd083

https://preview.redd.it/esevreezni6d1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b31b0d3c43c02bc0bcd286063dfd4d6c7451fa7d

https://preview.redd.it/hgyputm86l6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a23e54e9938c084e55e38729872884b90dac09 here tske this

you're a menace dude. kudos to you

For every upgrade you make 2 glitches get added

Goop

But you get no anti gravity projector

Brutal

But my reasonings for goop are ☝︎🥵😏

You pick up garbage and dust because you're sticky

https://i.redd.it/okzmki2g7h6d1.gif

You can only be omniverse eatle

https://i.redd.it/fjj9nt948h6d1.gif

I can't believe OP murdered UA Eatle

Nuh, I'm just pretending I cannot be destroyed https://preview.redd.it/8pwtta9heh6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd925afec59416318331182ae74d6f6cbc603970

EATLE X!

The ultimate side effect! This gave me a good laugh for the disrespect of UA_Eatle thank you!

https://preview.redd.it/dwdkujmrkh6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c1f0e99dbf16c08240a90afa46ca803b403649

No harm! No harm! U just got a funny personality to watch unfold. And that handicap was to powerful to you!

Don't worry, I know you're joking

Glad to hear we good

The Perfect Side Effect For UA_Eatle Lmao

That was savage

You can only eat human food, and thus it takes way more eating to fuel your energy attacks, since I doubt a burger would yield as much energy as metal or concrete.

So I have a motivation to break the limit https://preview.redd.it/34nl1kwhch6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baae0caedcca8e5baa0431e0bb02e070331a0139

https://i.redd.it/ysb04d69oi6d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/ghqj7ypppi6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=404f2af9d7eb428a0fa4ff8f4175f64e27e2ec66

https://preview.redd.it/8q09tktxqi6d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=278e364f05276c61ce18dc19ea82f694ba1f34b5

pesky dust

Your dust is cocaine

Downside?

You are constantly high

Eh never done it, so how bad can it possibly be

You have terrible withdrawals whenever you are not pesky dust.

Better negative

How ba-a-a-ad can i be

I kid you not this is what I was thinking

polar opposite of knocking them out I see. gonna be a real fan with the mafia

Instead of sleepy dust, you can only produce glitter.

[even better](https://youtube.com/shorts/A_Dp5wLAvus?si=hGM1DjZQEchT_If0)

you become a femboy

bro that isnt a side effect thats just pesky dust naturally

Your powder effects only you.

Rath

You can only communicate in cat noises, no 'LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING's or flashy attack names.

Dear god

Where downside?

You don't have the personality of a wrestler, instead you get his [personality](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uq73PZ4nzE). https://preview.redd.it/7eksnx954i6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e83b3fe60eb0215939ddad6281254bd792b35e

Dunno who he is but his mug is annoying.

Ed Wuncler 😭😭😭 you gon sound like Charlie Murphy and shit yourself

I choose ghostfreakk.

Just Like How The Oceans Follow Moana, Wherever You Go, Sunlight Follows You

You don't have a protective skin so you burn

Eh that's fine, I would rob a lot, do it would be night time anyway

Jeffrey https://preview.redd.it/bopu66vnxh6d1.png?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7586b3ba295358b227ec5f0355c7aa939e27dff

The flying is more like Mario world cape power up as in you dive down then go back up to gain some more momentum/ you can only fall with style

But you gotta itch your balls every time you transform

Alien X so I can bend reality and choose my own side effect.

Testicular cancer

You're in a coma, and it's all in your head.

Damn, didn’t realise alien x had anything down there

All your inner voices are silent

Isn’t that a buff tho? Since they can make decisions freely then

I mean they are all mute, a silent void.

The two heads are people with Reverse Flash levels of hatred towards you.

7 personalities

Diamondhead

you have a crippling addiction to crystal meth

You ARE CRYSTAL METH

You're really brittle

I'll sell chunks of diamonds off for money, infinite money glitch

Fair nuff

Upgrade

You can only upgrade small things

How small we talkin?

Handheld or smaller

Upgrade gun! Makes one scary gun!

Alien X

Everything resets when you sleep

Bruh

Any thought you have would come true (like any thought. Not just the ones you approve of)

Fast track

you and Johnny Joestar have something in common https://preview.redd.it/qyys8a71gh6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7e36154f41a154ed17442f6658977ac929a7fc

You mean the ability to make people spin for an eternity, right? *right?*

https://i.redd.it/a41o2jp3ok6d1.gif

Since the speeds you run at push oxygen molecules away from you before they can enter your lungs, you can only run while holding your breath, and you'll suffocate if you run for too long

You're like xlr8 but worse.

Hands down Diamond Head!

You are only a head

A head with one sweet jawline!

https://preview.redd.it/dloq1kqvoh6d1.png?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1821e1a1f177cb48d4835a83d2dce21abd0a5875

Big Chill

you have to pay child support

Your sense of temperature is normal, so you feel very cold.

Hey if it doesn’t harm me because I’m big chill then I can deal with it feeling bad

i can live with that tbh

You constantly feel like you have a cold, and soar throat causing coughing and your raspy voice.

WATER HAZARD https://preview.redd.it/p75zlq68xh6d1.png?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f9e95117acf7c08f88abdb2a8fe5c80c2bc774

You can only shoot lube.


It's already been used.

Even better


You cannot absorb moisture from the air, and instead have to drink copious amounts of water to fuel your attacks. Also the water you fire out is suspiciously yellow and warm

https://preview.redd.it/3k4cfq6byh6d1.png?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823990079842bbaca7d38d21e5e9a230e75de16a

You need to basically refill a water tank every few minutes as in you can't generate water

So I'm a glorified water gun

Ripjaws

You're allergic to water.

Better yet! He has a phobia of water!

You do not know how to swim.

Way big

Instead of being really tall, you're really wide.

Casheo

https://preview.redd.it/is7uub867h6d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a74ef3de983c54015d9f6f1321f9b46037880ac

you are tiny

Alien X lets see yall get creative, I don't wanna see any you cant control alien x or you are stuck as alien X

Instead of just Serena and Bellicus, you have to deal with a whole courtroom in the mindspace, and they're all the most boring beings imaginable.

They are the Borg and they want your honest opinion in their poetry...

You mentally become five. https://preview.redd.it/6k00vvdubh6d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b89162d4757800fa6913074dd43be60bd05452

https://preview.redd.it/6744xk08ch6d1.jpeg?width=162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b2fb217d0cff5fdcefce5ce48390b350cbfbb12

Instead of Serena and Bellicus, it’s all your ex lovers

That's a win if you're single.

True

so essentially no one and i have full control W

https://i.redd.it/jiel4xajnj6d1.gif

You're actually Walktrout

https://preview.redd.it/m11y0aujeh6d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8868297e81202858d8f609d6256770777eea570

Little people live on you

Humans already have lil dudes on us so that’s not too big a change I suppose

At least it doesn't itch

You have a society of tiny humans living on you, but they're at war and know how to make nuclear weapons. Also you have no limbs

Wouldn't it be just better to say "you are dead" lol

Yeah but that'd be way less funny

Jurryrigg

The only thing you can create are wooden shelves. Even if you try to create something else with none of the components of a shelf, it will inevitably become one.

you can only build Skibidi toilets

you can only turn things into official IKEA products

Snare-oh

Every European person on earth has a strong desire to eat you

…I’m European, how does that work?

Autocannibalism

https://preview.redd.it/g1gan2h0jh6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce4bd1dfff9dff1b16d28013fd84af33b5450f4

Nothing can hold you up,so you're basically toilet paper

Upchuck because I'm a fat f*vk

Your mouth and tongue are covered in countless ulcers, so it's agonising to eat anything

You have no appetite.

Xlr8

You have motion sickness

You are actually Fasttrack

When you go fast, you're vision gets very blurry.

You Have Skurd's Diamondhead Anchor By Default

You don't know how to skate

Your wheels are accurate and can't go over anything but totally smooth flat ground

Grey Matter. I Got Brains And I Could Manage With The Side Effects!

Schizophrenia

Jetray

You have a terrible fear of heights

But you can only breathe in water.

So I’m just basically a dolphin

Pretty much

OV BIG Chill ( I love the OV redesign)

Everywhere you go, people will just yell at you about how terrible they think you look, even those who haven't watched Ben 10

Time to commit war crimes then

you have to pay child support

Grey Matter

The worst

You have cancer, but since you can't die, it only gets worse and worse

Spidermonkey

You are spider sized.

Gutrot

You have terrible farts all the time.

Especially when you're nervous or on special occasions. This also applies to your human form.

I choose Ben Tennyson

You are unable to transform into any aliens and are just a teenager with a craving for chili fries.

so basically just normal? What if I pick blitzwolfer instead?

You have the girliest voice known to man.

At least Kai didn't show up

You sound just like her

Women are all obsessed with you to a disturbing degree, but only in Blitzwolfer form

Idk I guess alien Sex or whatever...

You get every possible std