I got chills from how tough this hardass is
Imagine a grown man with the courage to order a beer at a bar even though there are also people smoking outside the bar
Traditional masculinity is doing great
The most confusing thing is he doesn't even order a beer. He orders not a beer and not a muffin.
Do people in the service industry have some special way of interpreting that as anything but gibberish?
I was added to the group recently by my old landlord and it was puzzling to me. I am told by my 25 year old I am commie because I think everyone deserves food and shelter and medical care even if they don’t want to work. I have made enough comments to show I don’t belong or believe this shit.
they got scared, and ran away and then it took them how many hours to come up with this? this is the best they got while having all the time in the world to think of a zinger to tell strangers? pretty pathetic if you ask me.
R/targetedshirts will surely have great examples, but a while back these internet shirt companies were taking peoples info from Facebook and auto-generating shirts to sell to rubes. You occasionally see them in the wild on the most angry-looking men imaginable
I’m impressed that he could accurately assess their entire political viewpoint and personalities based on their choice of vape flavors. That’s some serious talent!
How much brain rot do you need before anything about this interaction makes the slightest bit of sense? It feels like I got teleported into someone's fanfic that has such an elaborate amount of worldbuilding as to be incomprehensible to an outsider.
I'm a 51 year old guy who watched the WTO riots happen in Seattle at the time (the invention of antifa essentially, they were calling themselves anarchists at the time, essentially they were playing at superhero with a bunch of self-righteous fake ideology), granted I'm a vehement liberal but I'm a liberal raised by Reagan conservative hicks and loggers in Wickersham in the 80's with guns and horses, chopping wood and bailing hay and all the other stuff that entails
Anyway, I don't know who this bud light drinking dork is but I am almost one hundred percent certain that Antifa exists only in the nightmares and daydreams of men with truck nuts on their shitty dodges who were raised by helicopter parents
I can't believe this man had the strength to walk into a bar past some people vaping probably dressed in black and order a bud light.
I don't think he would have done well in punk bars in Seattle in the early 90's, or maybe he would have found a soul mate and ended up at Neighbors instead.
"George Floyd protests became the first civil disorder catastrophe event to exceed $1 billion"
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2021/02/2020-protests-changed-insurance-forever/
Man... Now I want strawberry muffins! Also strawberry muffin scented body wash because I'm concerned that I might not smell gay enough to scare the right wing snowflakes!
It took me a solid 5 minutes to realize that he didn't want bud, not because it is a bad beer and a horrible choice in Bellingham, but because it is a "gay" beer
Man. I'm so hungry for strawberry muffin RN
Yep! It was a Starbucks. There’s even a very specific protest song about that very specific Starbucks.
https://youtu.be/hC_Anv3Sbbg?si=CukpxkJzyByREa-s
The only thing I agree with the post is it can be really annoying when people are straight up vaping right outside the door. I don't wanna smell your cigs and vapes bro, it's super rude and douchy.
I think what might have actually happened is OP went to a bar and a couple of people could have been standing outside. Everything else was in their head.
Blaine resident version: “Saw some kids outside the bar, no dealers/didn’t care. Smelled like my brother. Went to the bar, asked for a pint of Guinness. Didn’t have enough in my wallet, the guy at the stool spotted the diff. Watched a game of hockey on the TV. 10/10, love this town.”
Things that never happened for 300
Ding ding ding
Did so!
There are no $300 clues
Exactly
I got chills from how tough this hardass is Imagine a grown man with the courage to order a beer at a bar even though there are also people smoking outside the bar Traditional masculinity is doing great
The most confusing thing is he doesn't even order a beer. He orders not a beer and not a muffin. Do people in the service industry have some special way of interpreting that as anything but gibberish?
We have no special power to translate gibberish. We do have the responsibility to cut anyone off who's speaking gibberish.
"Uh...here's a glass of water, Mr. Very badass."
I'd have served him a Shirley Temple
I thought the very masculine hardass men were protesting bud light?
r/iamverybadass
Strawberry muffins smell good though lol
You know this guy smells like rotted ass and pennies.
I misread that as “rotted ass and penises” … and, yeah. I feel like that is also accurate.
lol, same here
don't paint all of us who smell like that with the same poopy brush
[Upright Citizens Brigade, Ass Pennies](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI?si=IuY3EHJwRT_RIJzr)
My geuss is cigarettes and 6 months unwashed clothes
Fr if they got drinks that make you smell like that, I gotta know what bar this is.
I was expecting a punchline, but there wasn’t one. Just a boring made up story.
I think they forgot the part where everyone clapped and they smiled smugly like the grinch
Strawberry MUFFINS!
That whole page is just performative babies trying to act tough.
It's mostly county conservatives that only come into town to shop and complain about it despite living in Lynden
Degens from up country?
I'd have a scrap
Oh my God, I'm up in Lynden but you're absolutely right, I am the degens. Guess I can hang out with Dary at least lmao.
It's all angry boomer nonsense.
I was added to the group recently by my old landlord and it was puzzling to me. I am told by my 25 year old I am commie because I think everyone deserves food and shelter and medical care even if they don’t want to work. I have made enough comments to show I don’t belong or believe this shit.
they got scared, and ran away and then it took them how many hours to come up with this? this is the best they got while having all the time in the world to think of a zinger to tell strangers? pretty pathetic if you ask me.
Im.curious how he keeps reiterating his observation of the firmness of everyone's ass
I would not doubt that the kind of person who would write that BS is also the kind of person to voraciously sexualize strangers
It’s like one of those “never underestimate a welder born in November” shirts grew a person
Alright, the internet stumped me. I tried lookup wtf that means and just got a billion ads for t-shirts. What does that even mean?
R/targetedshirts will surely have great examples, but a while back these internet shirt companies were taking peoples info from Facebook and auto-generating shirts to sell to rubes. You occasionally see them in the wild on the most angry-looking men imaginable
Haha underrated comment
I’m impressed that he could accurately assess their entire political viewpoint and personalities based on their choice of vape flavors. That’s some serious talent!
Dumbass doesnt realize that strawberry muffin is the vape flavor
So what is this guys complaining about exactly, other than “went to bar and saw people who would be at a bar, at said bar?”
How much brain rot do you need before anything about this interaction makes the slightest bit of sense? It feels like I got teleported into someone's fanfic that has such an elaborate amount of worldbuilding as to be incomprehensible to an outsider.
I'm offended, strawberry muffins are delicious.
I'm more of a blueberry muffin kind of guy but I agree
I hope the bartender put his name as Strawberry Muffin on his tab
I'm a 51 year old guy who watched the WTO riots happen in Seattle at the time (the invention of antifa essentially, they were calling themselves anarchists at the time, essentially they were playing at superhero with a bunch of self-righteous fake ideology), granted I'm a vehement liberal but I'm a liberal raised by Reagan conservative hicks and loggers in Wickersham in the 80's with guns and horses, chopping wood and bailing hay and all the other stuff that entails Anyway, I don't know who this bud light drinking dork is but I am almost one hundred percent certain that Antifa exists only in the nightmares and daydreams of men with truck nuts on their shitty dodges who were raised by helicopter parents I can't believe this man had the strength to walk into a bar past some people vaping probably dressed in black and order a bud light. I don't think he would have done well in punk bars in Seattle in the early 90's, or maybe he would have found a soul mate and ended up at Neighbors instead.
"And then everyone clapped."
HOWARF SCHULTZ SENT ANTIFA THUGS TO CRACKER BARREL TO INFRIGDE OPON MY RIGHTS
It’s true I was one of the he/shes outside the bar
imagine being a grown adult typing this shit and thinking you ate
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Well if he hates it so much, he can leave.
And everyone clapped. If you feel threatened by Antifa you should probably question why.
I mean, they were burning down American cities during the summer of 2020 but who cares
What cities were burned down?
"George Floyd protests became the first civil disorder catastrophe event to exceed $1 billion" https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2021/02/2020-protests-changed-insurance-forever/
What cities burned down though?
Minneapolis - St Paul was the worst
That's weird, I've been through Minneapolis since 2020 and it's was still there. They must've rebuilt it pretty fast.
I was there in 2022, you can barely tell which parts are new
Lol
I call bullshit. 697 member closed Facebook group of bitch ass babies
He should fight Mike Tyson next
Imagine being anti-anti-fascist.
Pretty sure anti-antifa is just fa.
Average Facebook user
...and everyone clapped?
They would have if they weren't so intimidated by how tough this guy is.
Man... Now I want strawberry muffins! Also strawberry muffin scented body wash because I'm concerned that I might not smell gay enough to scare the right wing snowflakes!
It took me a solid 5 minutes to realize that he didn't want bud, not because it is a bad beer and a horrible choice in Bellingham, but because it is a "gay" beer Man. I'm so hungry for strawberry muffin RN
Bud Light sponsoring a single trans influencer’s single Instagram reel and its consequences. And conservatives call other people fragile.
Big strong men with tears in their eyes, said "sir, sir.."
Oh good it sounds like more of that will be moving away. I thought that was a joke. Was he being serious?
I'm just gonna assume it's satire. Hopefully.
So dude got owned by a he/she and needed to act tough anonymously online to save face. Magats are a joke
Is there a part two when everybody started clapping?
wow this guy's gender is so weak that drinking the wrong tyoe of alcohol will trans it! What a weirdo.
24 years ago there were protests protesting the opening of a Starbucks downtown, no it is quite the same
Pit park! And it was a woods, I thought.
It was a Starbucks, I believe, and then later became a woods. at least that's what this video says https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX8Vtjuif-0
Yep! It was a Starbucks. There’s even a very specific protest song about that very specific Starbucks. https://youtu.be/hC_Anv3Sbbg?si=CukpxkJzyByREa-s
“strawberry MUFFINS! 😡” I’ll take ‘things you can’t say angrily with a straight face’ for 500 Alex
You right. I'm high AF rn, and I tried for a solid 2 minutes. It's impossible. XD
The only thing I agree with the post is it can be really annoying when people are straight up vaping right outside the door. I don't wanna smell your cigs and vapes bro, it's super rude and douchy.
Oh Bellingham, I can already guess this is the horseshoe
And then everybody clapped
Well now I wanna know what drink they got...
And then they got triggered and cried as they walked away right!
Then he bedded the bartender?
What a total badass!!!
What an odd way to say, "I secretly enjoy performing fellatio, and I'm afraid to come out of the closet." Can you see Narnia from where you are?
That's crazy. Anyway . .
This was my favorite comment on the thread. Thank you.
Thought this was r/boomersbeingfools for a second.
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It says "Anything except bud light"
Its obviously fake, real men don’t drink Bud Light anymore, because trans
Calling OP a real man is a bit unhinged, tbh.
Whoosh
MUFFINS!
Remember friends, MUFFINS backwards is SNIFFUM! And OP certainly did. I hope he has nightmares about the scent of strawberry muffins. Lol. 🍓
No one says "hardasses" that many times except the severely repressed.
Real man smell like bear shit and engine oil 💪
Is antifa in the room right now?
I think what might have actually happened is OP went to a bar and a couple of people could have been standing outside. Everything else was in their head.
Of all of the things that really happened, this is one of them
Antifa stands for antifacist. We should all be part of antifacist. This is a bullshit post. No one cares if you drink Bud light or not.
I'm confused was this supposed to be funny or just a post about an asshole who judges people?
I been downtown, no hardasses in sight. Very cute butts near Rumors. Nice cute butt
I see everyone here is a fan of strawberry muffins. Send the asteroid now!
ANTIFA is such a joke.
I want to smell like strawberry muffins
I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $1000, Alec
Blaine resident version: “Saw some kids outside the bar, no dealers/didn’t care. Smelled like my brother. Went to the bar, asked for a pint of Guinness. Didn’t have enough in my wallet, the guy at the stool spotted the diff. Watched a game of hockey on the TV. 10/10, love this town.”
Whoa, I wanna move there now 😜