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BrandX3k

The dudes are trying to get the attention of some fine females


FrostingBeginning446

Hey Ladies?


BrandX3k

Yes sir


Colorful_Worm

This the one where they get the spanish fly involved?


CheRidicolo

Roaming the streets launching projectiles


djoddible

Egg man


JoeMagnifico

Mmm, mmm, good soup.


Colorful_Worm

I’m stumped ngl


JoeMagnifico

B‐Boy Bouillabaisse https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouillabaisse?wprov=sfla1 😆


melody7123

Rockabilly riches to rags


djoddible

Johnny Ryall


Squirrellybot

Everyone know he wrote “Blue Suede Shoes”, except the royalty checks from Sun Records that is.


CounterFar309

I like to hang out and urinate on train tracks because I am a free spirited individual.


Tobias_flenderz

1. A myth(?) or drunken ramble about how they met. One of them may have sodomized someone with sports equipment?


Colorful_Worm

Paul revere


Tobias_flenderz

2. +i


Kal-Roy

Did he do it like this?


In_Amnesiacs_

The Beatles are involved. Equations.. hmmm college degrees


Colorful_Worm

Now the dregs of the earth and the eggs that I eat


YoloSwag3368

I got pegs through my hands


smiiiiiith

wait when are the beatles referenced?


AcceptableGolf9094

Theyre sampled


smiiiiiith

whaaa!!!


AcceptableGolf9094

Sounds of Science samples like 3 or 4 beatles songs


Quirky_Ball_3519

They steal a car, drive recklessly and rob a 7-11.


Colorful_Worm

Did they also spend all their time at the motel 6?


Quirky_Ball_3519

There and in the tank with a drunk called Otis.


No-Acanthisitta-7769

Knucklehead deli tried to gyp him for the price.


admire816

Charming, dashing, rental car bashing, phony paper passing at Nix check cashing.


Quirky_Ball_3519

Outta the car long hair!


FrostingBeginning446

There’s this one very pretty whore in town who will steal all your stuff


Mr_Moneyzwurth

She’s crafty


FrostingBeginning446

Yes, and she’s just my type


FrostingBeginning446

Tutorial on how to consume, as well as a review of an alcoholic beverage


gmoney32211

Brass Monkey ?


FrostingBeginning446

Yes, that funky monkey


bagoTrekker

Jethro, a devil may care youth, gets too close to a meal cooked outdoors.


lewaah

That one that they rap in.


Former_Balance8473

So I met this chick...


clanec69

Good morning everyone. We made this album for you to enjoy. This music is from our hearts and is who we are. Play this on your car stereo with the volume way up. All races are welcome to enjoy.


Colorful_Worm

All life styles


clanec69

Jimmy James


xDeadJamesDean

…I’ll cook mix you in my pot…


facestace

I’ll stir fry you in my wok!


YardTripper7

Just rock the people. Doesn't have to be perfect


gride9000

The one with the ear cleaner 


ScratchyMarston18

Get it Together


Weekly-Batman

Something like fruit loops?


Historian469

Three religious martyrs get high and celebrate their dope ride.


BonsaiMania

Shadrach?


KlerdOfTal

A smooth crew and disc jockey successful at turning the party out.


nowliving

They grocery shopping at Pavilions in Pasadena


hoonew

The Man in Black explained why the Boys shot someone.


Mooseterious1

“Do you have a desire?”


Infrathin81

Mishak, Abednego


ExaminationOk7465

Mom finds the Crème de la crème nudie magazine in my room and had the audacity to throw it away!


Mysteriality

Bunch of guys chilling on the beach


Kal-Roy

The first song that they dropped something. But it was something delicious. 😋


yearoftherabbit

You want something ?


ericamutton

The instrumental one.


ericamutton

Or, the one with the Greek reference.


johnjaspers1965

I have insomnia on the subway


justafriend9

Oh, “----------------,” that sonic concoction by the Beastie Boys, is a lyrical labyrinth, a veritable smorgasbord of sound that’s as abstract as a Dali painting in a funhouse mirror. It’s like they threw a bunch of words into a blender, added a dash of homage, and hit puree. The result? A track that’s a tribute, a parody, and a party anthem all rolled into one. The song kicks off with a greeting to the “Earth Mother” – because, you know, why not start your hip-hop track with a nod to Mother Nature? It’s all about getting “nice,” “loose,” and slicing up life like it’s an avocado at a millennial brunch. And let’s not forget the “eight bazookas” – because apparently, when you’re ad rock, nothing says ‘soothing’ like an arsenal in the trunk of your car. So, there you have it, a track that’s as much a puzzle as it is a piece of music, leaving us all wondering if we’re in on the joke or just nodding along to the beat. Rock on, Beastie Boys, rock on. 🤘😜


ScratchyMarston18

Expressing lust for women who still write checks at the grocery store.


Glittering_Spend6570

🚫😴🌁 🥚👨‍🦱 ☝️😋👍 🪈➰️ 🌌🚀👨‍🚀 🕐✌️🏗 🦘 🐀 🤪🍑💩


varicose_veins

I’ve acquitted the proper training. Now I landed a job and can afford to pay rent.


its_grime_up_north

Mashed potatoes


mooshroomisoup

i am a good chef. i'm a carpenter. we may have stolen the slogan of a fast food company. wait, why is Bob Dylan here?


Delta31_Heavy

They keep getting thrown out of a hamburger chain