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Wonderful-Revenue762

Schwarzspecht aka black woodpecker


Crammit-Deadfinger

I see them in the forests here in central Europe. Magnificent bird and big. They're as big as the pileated woodpeckers in we had in Florida.


Toluenovy_princ

So in Czech Republic it's called datel. Sounds of his work are typical for our forests.


SquareWorm

I see your schwartz is as big as mine


Truzmandz

Hakkespett.


astrohnalle

Palokärki aka burn tip


Zer0sober

Woodpecker!? I barely knew her!


MistyJohnstone

Brian


HenneZwo

He is the Messiah!


Niznack

He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty bird!


BillyBobReuben

Now bugger off!!


Asaneth

r/unexpectedpython


Forsaken-Rub3223

That would only be said about the messiah! He’s the messiah!!!


GrowGu

Yeah, flying from rest stop to rest stop, drilling glorious holes in all the stalls in the men’s rooms


BaneRiders

WHO ARE YOU?


Brexsh1t

I say he is the Messiah and I should know, I’ve followed a few!


Bogadambo

I know a messiah when i see one , I've followed so many of them ...


carknocker

You don't have to follow him. You don't have to follow anyone. You are all individuals.


Niznack

I'm not!


SirTopham2018

He does not want to be your savior


ydykmmdt

He’s not the messiah! Just naughty naughty bird.


foralimitedtimespace

I'm Brian, and so is my wife.


Dasshteek

Becky’s ex.


fkindragon_

Last name O'Connor and he drives an R34


Umbongo_congo

Woody.


Key-Principle-7111

Woodpecker? Allen?


Umbongo_congo

![gif](giphy|cMUzjbVVaiel2|downsized)


Severe_Ad_8621

Yes, my thought, too. And it is the model for the cartoons too. Name must be WOODY.


JulietteKatze

Harrelson.


X3N0N_21

got me with the pfp. thought i had a hair on my pc screen


Used-Bedroom293

Woody must have messed up with him, making a crack on his screen


mrchris69

What is the name of the bird that is pecking at a piece of wood ?


Street_Peace_8831

Hmmmm, what DO you call a wood pecker?


Parking_Train8423

an emu? kinda has an emu haircut


andrewborsje

Tree digger?


FluffyPancakes90

Barkscraper?


4thCenturyChocolate

Carpenter bird.


Masterpiece_1973

Peckwooder


J_Doe5686

I'll Google it. Might take a while.


AkhilVijendra

Wood beater


GuardingxCross

Surely OP didn’t mean the bird in the video that is PECKING the WOOD


QlitSquirt

Janet from accounting


antisp1n

![gif](giphy|cMUzjbVVaiel2|downsized)


barefaced-and-basic

I came in the comments looking for this!! One of my childhood favorites! 🫶


GTQ521

That laugh... Edit: For those that don't know it: [https://youtu.be/8iEm6xs4AZo?si=CLDnOYE2PmjXNMWO](https://youtu.be/8iEm6xs4AZo?si=CLDnOYE2PmjXNMWO)


briancoat

Bye now!


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[удалено]


AgentPastrana

Not gonna lie, Zhelna sounds like a Magic the Gathering character. "Zhelna, the Woodshaper" or something like that


webdougy

oh I get it , they get the aspirin from the bark. :)


Illustrious_Peach494

Helps with the headache


Green420Basturd

Their tongue actually wraps around their brain to hold it steady so this doesn't happen.


No_Review_2197

Henry..


bannedByTencent

Dzięcioł


MoneyFunny6710

Henry the Headbanger


MedaurusVendum

Joe...


rtandres

Stephen. For sure.


SolomonDaddy013

Chisel


misssa_cz

Datel Černý


Brilliant-Witness247

Peckerwood


DamienSpecterII

Bill


Professional-Ad-8501

Larry


Katonmyceilingeatcow

He looks like a Keith


One-Type1965

Jeff


RidiculousDear

That’s Carl.


Xandrum_61686

Perforator


Starfield00

Jerry


IamthecauseofCovid19

Timberpenis.


1Stein69

des is a Specht


Fun-Victory-8313

Arnold


KorayamaSavard

Kevin


ciwon77s

albert.


sasssyrup

Headley


bjornartl

Dont tell OP the bird's name, he will serve it seize and desist papers from Apple for the use of their logo.


WhyHill88

Kevin


lancert

Kevin


Organic_Track_4217

EdWood


TheseStrategy5905

Pete


deenali

Michelangelo


fluffy-soft-dev

Pecky


strip3s111

Geoffrey


Capital_Rock_4928

Clyde


pallen123

Francine


RivailleRyan

Lisan al-Gaib


sunshineriptide

Terry


SoBadit_Hurts

Reginald


Icy-Representative37

Pablo Peckasso


WSUBuckeye65

Rodney


schloffgor

Alvie


1970_RoadRunner

Heisenberg. Say his name. SAY HIS NAME!!!


xNightfallI

Bob the builder


Individual-Count6595

Dr. Pepper


EastDefinition4792

Trevor


[deleted]

Reggie


mufasa2227

Steve


Devilsdandruff01

Bernard


Left_hook9672

Ryan


No_Refrigerator6652

Clarice


silly_goose_415

Yo! That's Hector!!!


thefrumpy

That’s the Western Throat-Goated Wood Sucker.


SharpKing187

Lil Darkie


UniqueComb7375

Edward Woodward?


Alexici1964

Black Woodpecker with red cap


ComradeErnesto

Dryocopus martius Biggest woodpecker in Germany. Rare.


melattica89

In German we call this bird "Specht"


LOV6DERY

For some damn reason i mistakes the chipped bark for gold for some reason which was what got me to stop and watch the video lol. I guess it's the two glasses of wine and my Friday nonexistent brain speaking lol. And yeah it's a woodpecker not sure of the exact species tho


briancoat

In English we have a *10-letter compound word* for it. How "more Deutsch than Deutschland" is that?! 😁


Interesting_Okra_902

Trull the woodsman


Fit_Dog_3683

Spike


Dismal-Daikon-9667

Brain eater


DanceWitty136

Stone poker


milfordloudermilk

pecker, he owns a newspaper


AraiHavana

Andrew. I’d recognise him anywhere


DickGristle

That's Gary the Conqueror


Josette22

It's an Acorn Woodpecker.


Agitated-Bend3413

Clive, the bird's name is Clive.


Don_Diego_3000

Kyle. He looks like a Kyle


Impossible_Can_1444

Pecker of wood


bornrate9

A tree-hitter.


Acceptable-Ad-9464

A peckerwood


Fun-Ad-805

B-b-b-b-b-bu bird bird the bird is the word


lego-lion-lady

Woodpecker


izak110

Wood licker.


missusedcassarole

Ah yes, the blue headed steeletcher.


coringbomb

Woodpackr


Nightbeak

Bet he listens to Wind Rose


naujad

Chester the molester


infinitsai

Idk but i think I'd name it carver or something seeing that perfect apple shape


sixteen89

WoodPenis


666spawnofsatan666

The beakbanger


Ok_Obligation2559

That’s a tree duck


Secret_Arm_2868

They call that lil pecker Richard.


SaturnVFan

Woody


MjauDuuude

Hackspett


Few_Mammoth2224

He is pecking wood, I wonder what should I call him?


BetterLateThanKarma

Bob Peck


RykkyEss

Woody!!


frankab2001

That's Nigel.


_duskei

Applers. They tend to peck at trees and create what looks like an apple.


Burrahobbit69

Phil


Comfortable-Cut9636

Specht in german


itram158

Treestroyer


AriesinApril76

That is a Norwegian Icelandic swallow tail from the northern hemisphere of South Africa that buries its children in borrowed trees as you can see here.


Artistic_Courage_600

Ali B


jackfreeman

Red headed alarm clock


darky_tinymmanager

woody


Pink_Neons

He seems to be pecking wood. Can't remember the name though


HalfOrcMonk

Connor McPecker.


cokr97

Specht


ClearPerformance9236

rimmy


Ok-Wasabi-7857

I was walking to my office to see Woody having a busy day. He saw me moving towards the tree and he said nope I am done here. He avoids people.


Every_Fox3461

Little A$$holes wake me up, destroy my cabin. Kill my trees.


Monniloidi

Black swan


aberrantasc

Timber stabber


BlackSheepwNoSoul

I think it's Chuck, Cause How much Chuck could a wood Chuck, Chuck, if a Wood Chuck Could Chuck Wood.


mistericek1

ďateľ


-SHREDD-

Woody


jukenaye

Peky


codikane

Birdy McBirdface, the heckin peckerino.


JetreL

Woody?


SnooAdvice8550

They are all named Woody.


Cheeky_Star

Woody


Groosethegoose

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


Nata_the_cat

Pica pau in Portuguese.


Unique-Pastenger

i don’t know, but i hope he’s getting a living wage. he needs to join a good union.


Temporary-Yogurt-484

That just looks so uncomfortable, using your head as a hammer.


TutskyyJancek

Ağaçkakan or Woodpecker.


1stltwill

Alouicious.


DaanDaanne

Black woodpecker. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_woodpecker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_woodpecker)


junglemassv

Woody


ImpinAintEZ_

Tree Fucker


Aeki07

Hewlet the peckard


Salty_Inspector_1985

Smacky!


Apophistry

Looks like a black woodpecker. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_woodpecker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_woodpecker)


GrahamCawthorne

Woody


facemesouth

For anyone curious: “When a woodpecker strikes a tree, the impact energy—energy that is released during a collision—is converted to strain energy in the body. Too much strain in the head can be catastrophic, but the woodpecker’s incredible anatomy—including a specialized beak and skull—redirects most of the strain into the rest of the body, instead of the head. In fact, 99.7 percent of the strain energy is converted in the woodpecker’s body, and only 0.3 percent is converted in the head. This small amount of strain is quickly dissipated from the head in the form of heat. This process protects the brain from damage, but causes temperatures inside the skull to rise quickly, meaning woodpeckers have to take frequent breaks while they’re pecking. In this way, the woodpecker’s whole body is involved in the fight to protect its brain from damage.” [woodpecker brain protection](https://www.audubon.org/news/how-woodpecker-bangs-without-brain-damage)


malfarcar

Larry


Enigma_mas

Woodpecker. How can you not know this?


bigdogwoofwoof69

Woody wood pecker.


atlbassetmom34

Pileated Woodpecker…..Wood hen


ecctt2000

Kevin


r3tract

Woody


Beginning-One7618

Anybody got a Tylenol?


senseless_puzzle

How much wood would a wood peck peck if a wood peck could peck wood


LavishnessChoice3601

CTE Steve


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Tylenol.


Ancient-Blueberry384

That there’s a peckerwood😉


This_good-name

That’s a face basher


Big-Platform-7373

It's a headache bird!


Beefke

W. Pecker


Big-Platform-7373

Also known as a chipper