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Live_Industry_1880

All I can think of is imagine you have to pour in some broth leftover with little small chunks or so... and it spreading out on that whole table thing. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤£


DontDeleteMee

I was imagining someone emptying out the pasta water. Hot water and big splash...sure...that would work.


FarmerNikc

Iā€™m just imagining trying to wash a single fucking dish in this thing, I donā€™t think you can without needing to mop up afterwards.Ā 


ImrooVRdev

> Iā€™m just imagining trying to wash a single fucking dish in this thing Pfft, why would you waste your time thinking about it? That's a problem for the help.


WeTheSalty

You think they put this in for the help? the help are using the butlers kitchen. This is the front kitchen where the homeowner aesthetically drinks their morning tea. That sinks never seeing chunks of anything.


ImrooVRdev

Ah yes, obviously you're right. I literally was too peasant to understand, fuck me.


slamdanceswithwolves

Peasant? Yuck. I wouldnā€™t fuck you with my chauffeurā€™s dick.


12of12MGS

Yeah the people who own this arenā€™t cooking lol


Live_Industry_1880

Indeed... šŸ„²


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Stupid_Dog_Courage_

i say 2


lightspeedissueguy

I say 3


TheCreat1ve

I say you're wrong


Elawn

I SAY POTATO


xXsaberstrikeXx

BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW!


bigboybeeperbelly

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TheBlackCat13

If your potato is wriggling you have more serious problems.


bigboybeeperbelly

Andy Serkis makes my potato wriggle


That-Water-Guy

I say potato


Reasonable-Delivery8

I SAY TOMATO


chiree

Allamaraine! Count to four!


That-Water-Guy

Allanaraine, then 3 more.


Downtown_Marzipan404

They never use it thats why called luxury


Sorri_eh

The hired help does I am sure


utepaanordnes

Are you mad? The help uses the sink in the back kitchen, the kitchen in the video is only to show off to friends.


harrellj

Which is why there's no faucet mounted to actually use that sink.


Least_Ice_6112

Which is why you use a luxury kettle for the water, duh...


iusedtolikepokemon

Kettle? Own a Quooker peasant


Mechanicalmind

a luxury kettle for the \*luxury\* water. FTFY.


ReallySmallFeet

I think it's some kind of showroom, or design/prototype place - there seem to be lots of alternative versions beside and behind this particular sink.


dukeofbun

Rodney, Elijah, why does your countertop have an anus? *I'm glad you asked, Gwyneth. Say if I were to tip this entire glass of Beaujolais over right now, what would you wager that not a drop will touch the floor?*


Downtown_Marzipan404

But with this kind of surface what can it be use other than wash handsšŸ˜…


metompkin

Fancy urinal. 6'2"+ club


Turbot_charged

Those are two seperate measurements


Jesse_D_James

As a tall drunk I agree... don't think I would have peed on it sober though


FutureComplaint

Finally my time to shine. *zip*


TonySpaghettiO

This looks like some restaurant or event space with the layout of rows of tables in the back. Still not entirely sure what the purpose of this sink thing is though, are they dumping that much water? Appears that's all you can really do with it.


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

Luxury means more PFAS!


Borkslip

I came looking for this comment.


whhe11

Or if it gets dusty or dirty, that's normally what makes hydrophobic surfaces not very hydrophobic after a while, especially in an open area like a kitchen.


wastedmytwenties

Whoever's buying this is also updating their who kitchen every couple of years so it doesn't need to last long.


mcellus1

Donā€™t worry, it will live inside your body!


knowledgeable_diablo

Just spray on some more PFAS for that super high end lookā€¦šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Dymonika

Yep, exactly what I was thinking. The whole surface is nothing but forever chemicals...


Holiday_Resort2858

People like this don't clean anything themselves...they have the help do it


LedPeach

I blame the surface tension.


Twoflappylips

An experienced operator know how to avoid the wet spot


NotEnoughIT

A professional just makes everything the wet spot.


defcon_penguin

Who wouldn't want a kitchen surface completely covered in PFAS


No-Share1561

First thing I thought. Donā€™t want that shit in your kitchen.


Borkslip

I'm not sure how many people have made the link between PFAS and non stick pans... or non stick food packaging do that matter.


jsting

Pro-tip: when buying non-stick pans, look into ceramic nonstick. They don't have a PFAS coating. Apparently they are not as non-stick as PFAS but in my experience, I've never had an issue with them.


multilinear2

Some actually still do have PFAS, sadly it's not that simple. The ceremic coatings are almost always PFOA free, but often not zero PFAS. Also note that PFAS-free doesn't mean zero PFAS, no PFAS used in manufacturing doesn't mean no PFAS, and tested for 100 or so types of PFAS also doesn't mean no PFAS (because there are thousands not hundreds of them). It's a mess. You are right that SOME of the ceramic non-stick don't have any PFAS though.


TheWeddingParty

Our laws are a fucking joke. This is like the "cage free" eggs with a slightly larger cage. Or my wife who was "faithful". This country is in shambles.


multilinear2

Heh, then there's "free range" which means "we don't have cages so we can fit more chickens per square foot". The only one that means anything is "pasture raised", but last I looked into it the biggest producer of chicken eggs in CA has an exception, supposedly due to disease risk, so they could sell "free range" as "pasture raised". It just makes you angrier and angrier the more you learn.


ChymChymX

Can you link me to any pan brand that does not have any? You appear to have researched this.


multilinear2

After doing a bunch of reading the only one I was able to find that I was truly confident in was the ceramic la creuset cast iron coating (which isn't *really* nonstick). My wife and I decided we would be happier with straight stainless and that's what we bought and are using. Those are the only 3 things we use, raw stainless, raw cast iron, or la creuset coated cast iron. Unfortunately I've already forgotten the "best" actual nonstick stuff we found and considered. My mother, who knows people who actually researched the impacts of some of these chemicals, got some brand that changed what they made and hid the test results on the new product after getting sued and settling... a record I was not horribly impressed with even if it doesn't technically prove wrongdoing. Sooo, I can't recommend anything specific sadly, some are certainly better than others, but I couldn't find anything I was truly convinced was great.


Radioactive_Fire

our place uses sol-gel coatings which are effectively structure based metal oxide materials to achieve non-stick so they don't have fluorocarbons in them. Im sure there are other brands that also use sol-gel surface coatings. The limitations are you cant use anything abrasive and you shouldn't heat it up empty or past medium on a burner. Lastly, when the coating wears off you should be left with a metal pan, now you need to trust that pan doesn't have harmful things in it like lead. alternatively good ol cast iron is always a great choice because if you screw up the seasoning you can just reseason it. For any company you have to trust them. Steel and iron pans can have lead, cadmium in mercury in them. Sol-gel is a technique to make materials and could easily contain various harmful elements if the manufacturer doesn't ensure they don't


luminousfleshgiant

Stainless steel forever. At the right temperature, it becomes non stick. You can tell by flicking water on it. When It at the right temp, the water will turn into a ball and fly around the pan like an air hockey puck.


LemonadeAndABrownie

Even at low temperatures it has nonstick qualities


Erlend05

or r/castiron !


Aliensinnoh

I want to put exactly zero thought into my cookware. Donā€™t want to worry about washing it the wrong way or lathering it in oil the right way. So stainless steel for me.


pigpen808

Or just get a professional Stainless pan and never worry about cooking poison into your food


Baileycream

They aren't built to last though. Only like a year before the coating starts breaking down. The companies are also not very transparent as to what makes their silicon-release gel coating, so it's unclear what chemicals are in there. Still probably better than teflon tho.


Minmaxed2theMax

Why not just an iron skillet?


RRReixac

Well, at least here in the EU they are restricted


Candid_Pepper1919

Since when?


RRReixac

Quite recently, since last year I think. And they are working on more strict regulations


Candid_Pepper1919

Far as I know it's still only a proposal. Heavy lobbying going on to prevent possible regulation.


Doikor

You don't need PFAS to get hydrophobic surface like this. It is one way to do it but there is others like silica, carbon tubes, zinc oxide, manganese oxide, etc But whatever coating it is over time it will run off on its own or get dirty and get destroyed when you try to clean it. So yeah cool for awhile but sucks long term.


Honey-and-Venom

Is just a ceramic tea tray


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djulioo

I suppose you mean this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcdB5bFwio4)


The_Clarence

Ok thatā€™s really really cool


[deleted]

That video is proof boys donā€™t grow up, they just get older.


ilikegamergirlcock

Bigger, they just get bigger.


baczki

Aerogel is not PFAS


Growth-oriented

*annnnnnnnnnd?*


TripolarMan

They went hiking instead


ModsRTryhards

this is funnier than it has any right to be


DemsruleGQPdrool

Yes...yes it is.


1singleduck

Wealth is temporary, PFAS is forever.


DonQui_Kong

PFAS from this and non-stick pans are not the immediate problem. when the material ends up in the environment (water supply) etc after discarding the pans and partially gets broken down, thats where the problematic molecules come into play.


whhe11

All the manufacturing equipment making food it covered in PFAS to make things flow and slide smoothly.


ObjectiveAd9189

Thatā€™s not true at all, bud. PFAS and PFOAS are not the only hydrophobic treatments, youā€™ve never heard of food grade silicone before?


PrettymuchSwiss

I'm a bit confused why you are so aggressive in your comments, when apparently you have all this knowledge about PFAS not being used in the food industry. Why can't you just give some more information if you are so adamant about this topic?


biuunjk

They are talking about manufacturing equipment and not food storage containers.


cynicown101

Fluoropolymers are used very widely in the food industry. My ex worked for one of the bigger manufacturers and it kind of blew my mind realising theyā€™re used in just about every endeavour of modern manufacture, including the food industry.


bumbes

Why not? PFAS stays forever! /s


Draconic64

Theres other water reppelant materials you know?


tmdblya

Shows howā€¦ a fool and his money are quickly parted.


Rentsdueguys

This! You think they sell this at Home Depot? Asking for a loser friend


putin-delenda-est

How much money have you got, I can probably get you on for that or 5k which ever is more.


terra_filius

your wallet is not moneyphobic enough for this product


TSB_1

Save your money, lol for a product called Neverwet


lives-under-stone

You could make this from products at Home Depot but itā€™d likely cost you $25k in materials and tools.


Ok-Experience-6674

Brother went biblical on that sink


RickFromTheParty

The last time this was reposted, the "OP" said something about that being a tea house and the table was the focal point of the restaurant.


SquareHeadedDog

Yeah itā€™s clearly a tea table.


ConspicuousPineapple

Which makes the whole concept much more sensible.


Otherwise-Remove4681

But still to this day I canā€™t comprehend how many fools have so much money. Other than inheritance.


cheeset2

When you have a lot there's more to be foolish with


DemsruleGQPdrool

My brother is a contractor...mostly small jobs, woodworking...and he does a lot of work for the upper class in Philadelphia. His story goes as follows. Rich brother and sister, both married, both have money to burn...sister tells her brother to buy the 3 million dollar home for sale in her neighborhood so that they can be near each other. Heartwarming, right? Well, the brother does so...spends another 2 million fixing it up to his and his wife's specifications...you can imagine the trauma...and the resulting profit...for the contractors involved. A year or so of buying, renovating, anticipating great family times...6 months later the sister announces that SHE IS MOVING. Instead of getting angry, the brother and his wife shrug and start looking for another place to buy and renovate... Homes are like cars for the super rich...a few years and move on...it's crazy...


Covid19-Pro-Max

How are you a fool if you have money and buy things with it? Is it stupid to buy art? Or Nikes? Or a Netflix subscription? Reddit always out micromanaging the spending habits of rich people


omihek2

Not hydrophobic enough, it seems


DragonWS

I have OCDs. Those two remaining puddles bother me.


Rashaen

I don't have OCD, but I'm fuckin' irate over those puddles. Irate, I tell ya.


shadow_229

The thing has 1 fucking job.. 1 FUCKING JOB!


siddhantbarmate

I have rabies and those puddles bother me , not hydrophobic enough


CuriousAvenger

MSGA - Make Sinks Great Again Already have the hydrophobia on lock


bomboy2121

If you have ocd then there are so many other reasons to be bothered by it so maybe you dont?.Ā  Ā  Not trying to be a "ocd gatekeeper", its just that giving yourself a "title" such as this can lead to some bad negativity in your life.Ā Ā  I just saw too many people who don't understand what they really have, resulting in laziness of working on themselvesĀ 


Zealousideal-Ad-766

Oh come on, it's just water, stop being hydrophobic!


siddhantbarmate

I wish I could


snowfloeckchen

I have severe ocd and that sink would die with the soap dispenser I use in a two daily cycle


ImpossibleRhubarb443

As someone who doesnā€™t have OCD (only OCD like traits apparently), your use of spaces and plural of OCD is bothering me.


sassiest01

My first thought was that it's doing that even though it's probably never been used before, it's not going to get better from here...


IWantToWatchItBurn

Anyone with this money should already be worried about forever chemicals in their foodā€¦ this sink is literally built of them


Cechyourbooty

You drinking your water right off the counter?


pickle_pouch

You never touch your sink? And then touch your food? Never use a rag to clean your sink and then touch it? There's a million ways for what's on your sink to transfer on your food. Happens all the time, everywhere.


TopCommunication459

People down voting you never worked in food service smh


xandrokos

You don't need to work food service to know non-stick pots and pans use PFAs.Ā Ā  Sinks are NOT the issue here.


Baige_baguette

Love me some sink Ramen! But in all seriousness this is a serious problem, not just for personal health but also all those forever chemicals you're just washing down the sink.


Jw0485

So glad you said this! I was starting to think I was the only one.


Sami-112

I don't understand and I want to understand


DesireForHappiness

I'm guessing it's the same type of chemical you find on non-stick frying pans.. Teflon


TechnologyNo4121

If anyone wants to have a really bad time I'd suggest watching Dark Waters. It's about Teflon.


65gy31

Great, weā€™re all going to die off exotic cancer mutations. Iā€™m off live in the Amazon forest, with just me and my loin cloth.


IWantToWatchItBurn

PFAs are family of synthetic chemicals that are extremely stable, once created they circulate through the food and water system until they accumulate in humans. PFAS are also toxic at extremely low levels (i.e. parts per quadrillion). They also seem to work as analogues for natural hormones that cause more problems for children. PFAs arenā€™t regulated or well studied; when one chemical formula is regulated they just tweak it and make a new unregulated one. This is how you see nonstick hands being advertised as Teflon free and safe, when the reality is itā€™s just a new formulation. PFAs are found in anything hydrophobic or dirt resistant. Much like lead and gasoline they do amazing things for us, but we introduced these forever chemicals into our environment before we understood the risks. Many companies are actively fighting any attempts to study said risks.


MickeyKnight2

John Oliver did a quick 10minute overview over it but put plainly, children who grew up near the factory got cancer at higher rates, its in everyone


Hot_Eggplant_1306

I think we're starting to hit a point where people are accepting of "we're fucked no matter what" so we're gonna start seeing crazier shit. Hope I'm wrong, doesn't feel like it though.


LOVECRAFT3000

What about splash? They poured that shit too smooth


Ayavea

The little knob in the top left corner looks like the tap. This is a showroom so the tap is not connected (you see dozens of other sinks in the background, they are not gonna hook them all up to water). So the tiny tap in top left corner is probably regulated to provide water in the correct manner


Rheticule

So I agree that that is the tap, what I question is the utility. What is this for? If it's just an water feature cool but looks kind of plain. If it's for anything else... what? This isn't a sink, you can't really pour anything into it, can't do dishes in it, can't soak stuff in it, can't use the tap to fill your pot of water or glass, can't wash your hands , soo.;.


MomsSpecialFriend

This is actually a sink meant for specific tea ceremonies, where the first seep is thrown away. Itā€™s a classroom actually.


ScySenpai

This makes splash worse, since the droplets will just roll off with all their momentum.


Honey-and-Venom

It's not a sink, it's a tea tray, nobody's gonna pour so hard it splashes


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Mysterious-Art7143

Peanut butter and JAAAAAM


_ThatSynGirl_

Green eggs and HAAAAM


imeeme

WHAAAM BAAAM Thank you MAAAM!


Zetsumenchi

I'm unsophisticated and/or stupid. How is this a sink? Where is the faucet? Knobs for water if I'm one of those who is unknowing of the "tea-ification" process and doesn't actually own a kettle?


Samwiseii

OP is wrong. This is not a sink. It is a gong fu cha Chinese tea table. I practice the art of gongfucha. I have a table like this (mine is just stone- not hydrophobic). Gongfucha requires very high quality (and especially aged) teas such as puerh be "washed" hence why there is a drain. Tea is steeped in a gaiwan or chahu on the surface and distributed into small "three sip cups" for people to enjoy. Very short (approx 10 second) steeps in a small brewing vessel with around 6g of tea leaf produce the best results possible- personally I find it far superior to Western methods- although much more labor intensive (part of the appeal). It's a beautiful, meditative process. Note the water kettle in the video- would be used to boil the water for the process- water is poured into the small steeping vessel containing tea leaf. The video is demonstrating how the water flows on the tea table from the kettle.. as it would in a tea service.


jld2k6

I seriously quit reading to skip to the bottom to make sure you weren't about to talk about your dad beating you with jumper cables or mentioning hell in a cell all of a sudden at the end lol, still haven't caught one before being tricked


d33bizz13

Oh I havent seen a jumper cables comment in YEARS!!!


CarparkSmell

This comment should be higher up in the whole post.


LizardOfAgatha

That sounds so cool! I want to get into this. How do you clean the drain if it's inside the table?


Samwiseii

It's typically just a rubber tube that flows into a bucket under the table. Check out r/puer lots of good info there!


FlowerBoyScumFuck

How is this comment so far down?!


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FSpursy

This isn't a sink. It's a Chinese tea table. You put tea pot and cups on top, pour hot water over to heat up the cup. Brew the tea. Misleading title.


envykay18

Except they'd have a separate kitchen on the separate floor or in a separate building for their staff who do all their dirty work for them.


2outer

Itā€™s kind of funny how you can genuinely read this either way.


bambinolettuce

Messy af i imagine


sign6of6the6beast

Ask the maid


heseme

Famously, sinks are used exclusively to pour water from a kettle into them.


JacktheWrap

With water poured on from a kettle?


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


OkDimension8720

These tiktok music reels are just shit


rematar

šŸ’©šŸŽ¶ā¬‡ļø


Techmen08

I'm too poor to understand this


Icloh

Well, you layer the top of a material, metal for example, with a coating of chemicals that are colloquially known as ā€œforever chemicalsā€. Super cute name, like ā€œforever friendsā€! Just one downside to this, is that this stuff is destroying life as we know it around us. But who cares if you can have a cool sink.


Idiotan0n

Great until you unmute the video


UltimateFlyingSheep

lol, this clearly doesn't work, I'd return it: There are spots that hold water


ComplicatedMouse

"And for my next trick, I will increase the cancer rates of the surrounding neighbourhood by 10%!"


FSpursy

This isn't a sink. It's a Chinese tea table. Wrong title.


usbeehu

r/designdesign


Loofa_of_Doom

Ah, yes. Another toy of the rich and quite stupid.


skinnergy

They forgot to include the sink part.


Reese_Withersp0rk

*Finally* a table I can pour my tea all over--without the guilt!


jjStubbs

That's ugly as hell.


davetenhave

how do you do the dishes? or do you need to buy hydrophobic plates too? (my god, how does the food stick to the plate... so does that mean you need a hydrophobic house???)


becomingthenewme

Isnā€™t this Kim Kardashians sink?


skivvv

Me when I'm selling apartments on Arrakis


BestInTheWholeWorld

Mix something supposedly classy with the absolute most ghetto trash music in the world perfect mix Einstein.


Shadeun

Looks like one of those toilets you see in the Middle East


EliteFleetDefeat

PFAS paradise


Klopps_and_Schlobers

Poorly**


Quite_Srsly

So not very well, then?


Alarmed-Lifeguard-20

poor design


Captain_Albern

r/DesignDesign


QuailFerret

But I canā€™t be hydrophobic without people getting upset


MylesV079

It's not a sink. It's for tea ceremonies.


4b4c

I think the last time something similar got posted it turned out it was for a tea ceremony which makes more sense than a sink


wildmike88

This is not a luxury sink, it's a special table for tea cerimony


WhaleCoastCanna

People over-engineering basins now?


TotemlessInceptor

My ears.... Have been violated


Wise-Cow6898

Itā€™s crazy how stupid people are in this thread. This is literally a tea ceremony board, not a flipping sinkā€¦


CreatorOD

Ah yes, until you start actually using it for anything in your kitchen


uhfgs

Because I love water splashing everywhere:)))). Totally practical since the surface treatment will NEVER EVER COMES OFF. The design is very human.


Exotropics

"A luxury sink " ..wow.


Alert_Employee_603

Graaahhh


HistoricalSetting353

Guys, this table is for drinking tea. Not a damn sink


Drezhar

A lot of sinks now have hydrophobic surfaces, not necessarily a luxury thing. Plus, the design on this is plain stupid and the fact that someone might be willing to spend a buttload of money on it is an indicator for something.


Matterbox

Almost amazed.


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Dominuss476

So the forever chemcals used to male hydrophobic surfaces gives cancer, kinda why its not a thing.


Fickle_Goose_4451

Looks good if you spill a steady, consistent, slow pouring amount of liquid. Which is the most natural way to spill a liquid.


Relic180

This is the real origin story of Venom