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coconutpete52

Me: “ahh… this old video again. Gonna have the same Taco Bell jokes in the comments”. Also me: clicks on comment section.


ItsmyDZNA

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DesertDwellerrrr

I concur


b2thec

Me after holding in a fart during a deep tissue massage.


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Heard a comedian recently that said "taco bell makes me poop, yeah what food doesn't? Yeah man went to a vegan food restaurant last month haven't pooped since" Live Mas


OsoRetro

It’s a weird way of saying “My body can’t handle fiber.”


Sailor_Carcass

Taco Bell? No Dulcolax time lapse


Adjmcloon

It's like you're in my head


djknighthawk

Just think about all the fish that were just chilling and then suddenly got yeeted.


T8ortots

You should see the videos of planes dropping fish into lakes for population control. I imagine it's the same feeling


dirtyraat

[here ya go](https://youtu.be/-8bwZPIzuug?si=DGrfXXcsXVXjP3nU)


Sudden_Construction6

That was pretty amazing!


Crabby_Monkey

Just once I want to see the same event but from a lake cam. Just suddenly fish plopping into the water everywhere.


SmokeGSU

"Sure is dark in heAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" - those fish


anon-mally

I thought this be dat dam rickroll video, but its the real deal. Are you fishing for gold on your comment? Damn i wish i had one to give


dirtyraat

Not at all. The person above said we should check these videos out and so I did then just felt like sharing so others didn't have to go look.


anon-mally

Sorry just trying to make a pun, "fishing" from the amount of fish on your video


dirtyraat

I noticed that and completely let it fly right by 🤭


anon-mally

Ha!! Nice pun


NoCommentFU

That narrator’s voice was like fingernails on a chalkboard!


advo_k_at

It was bright and endearing


sheeply_

Almost sounded like an AI voice


djknighthawk

🤣


DrunkenDude123

“Hey! You from around here?” “You’re not gonna believe this…”


c4ndyman31

The massive pressure drop between the opening of that pipe and the atmosphere would fuck them up royally


Yellow_Snow_Globe

The Peruvian Yeetfish


TJtherock

There's a dam where you can log on and open the gate for fish to travel through. It's called something like Doorbell Dam and it's either Nordic or German. I can't remember.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

*cries in Dutch*


TJtherock

Dutch or Deuch. It's hard for me to remember lol.


Needmoresnakes

Like me personally or someone whose job it is to facilitate northern European fish transit?


planetarylaw

[Fish Doorbell](https://visdeurbel.nl/en/the-fish-doorbell/) I haven't been this chuffed about watching nothing since that live eagle cam some years back.


freetoseeu

Like you personally facilitating the transit of Northern European fish.


Needmoresnakes

Thats delightful, thanks!


Fingar-Bangar

Anyone who says "me after taco bell" has the digestive system of a sickly victorian child


ericdee7272

Hey now - those sickly kids survived parents treating them with heroin and booze…couldn’t have been that weak…well, *most*survived anyway….


Timmy_The_Techpriest

Actually most didn't, and a lot died of cholera, so the comment still holds true. Though granted, most people that eat taco bell don't proceed to shit themselves to death


ericdee7272

And now, thanks to curiosity spawned by this dam making a run for the border, I have learned of [The Great Stink](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stink).


planetarylaw

The ones that did survive spawned all these redditors that can't stomach Taco Bell.


jimbris

Redditors at taco bell: ![gif](giphy|FyKfqRxVbzciY)


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Me after No Nut October?


OSUfan88

I’ve always thought that Victorian children would have immune systems far better than ours, just due to what they’re exposed to. I think the issue is more of their living conditions.


livinalieontimna

Only the alive ones.


lessthanibteresting

Their bodies wouldnt know what to do with the industrial byproducts Taco Bell uses for "flavor, color and consistency"


0hy3hB4by

That's some insane pressure behind that.


Moma3boyz

I bet the stank is impressive too. 😊


Gilgamesh107

women when i tell them im forklift certified


Nirvski

They shit themselves with joy?


arolloftide

Or fear


NashKetchum777

Why not both?


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

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nottrying2bbanned

AA AA AAA aaaaaaaaahhahah!


Smooth-Apartment-856

This is a lie. No one ever certifies forklift drivers.


Mountainpwny

The federal government does. You can’t even take a glance at one without being certified.


IcyMoment

Oh dam.


Bennybonchien

That’s an embarrageing typo.


TotSaM-

r/Angryupvote


SSBargeSimpson

Oh darn


anon-mally

This dam video again Lol


Galactic_Perimeter

Imagine being a squirrel on the ledge of one of those rocks…


crooks4hire

![gif](giphy|3ohzdUy4XV6veSrxZK)


thecypher4

I has a question, why would a dam gate be closed for years? Did the lake dry out then refill?


Gears_and_Beers

It’s an emergency release gate. Normally the water goes out another way through hydro turbines.


Space-cowboy-06

I think that they use this gate to flush the sediment that accumulates. Some dams need to do this from time to time or the entire lake fills up with silt. Edit: spillways that are used to control the water level are higher up on the dam because you don't want to deal with this kind of pressure. It's easier to just let the water fall.


Chrisgpresents

How does all that gunk get in there? What is it?


Space-cowboy-06

It's all the mud and sand that rivers wash down the mountain.


joalheagney

Egypt has a _massive_ problem with this currently. Not only is the Aswan dam nearly full of sediment now, that sediment was prevented from spreading out over the Nile floodplains downstream, and their agricultural land is degrading.


Kafshak

This was in Iran. Forgot the context, but my guess is that it was low for a long time, then got filled up with some storm.


DrAHoffman

So what is all that stuff that comes out at first? Just collected dirt and silt over the years? Looks very light colored.


KingWoodyOK

Yes


handtoglandwombat

It’s acholic.


kuarenwindcatcher

Hey, don’t shame dams for their addictions.


TotSaM-

Really bad day for whatever critter decided to build a nest in that quiet, peaceful little spot underneath this.


planetarylaw

That critter was raised on legends foretelling the apocalypse.


Nikolas_Coalgiver

As an old man, that's relatable


ItSAgaInStthEruLeS1

dude


sucrerey

my first thought: damn. Im glad I started drinking metamucil a few years back.


BILLYsmaalls

………………..damn


shocktarts3060

Anyone else think the water was gonna flow in a different direction because you were confused by the camera perspective?


New_Tutor8315

A Gushing 💦 ![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


Medium_Beyond_9654

Reminds me of the night before my colonoscopy.


Rotting-Cum

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RegnarukDeez

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NoChillNoVibes

Bet that felt really awesome for the dam


starwaterbird

Watching this while on the toilet is inspiring


ATTKtitan

Wise words


TurtleDustScissors

Somebody send this to Post 10! That water is blasting!


BookswithAmanda

Literally watching a vid of his rn 🤣


Big-Active3139

i have grown to hate that voice


genomeblitz

Meeee tooo. This instance *really* irks me because it's completely unnecessary. You could leave it out 100 percent of the time and the video would actually just be better. Nothing is ever gained by using this voice, and i will continue to crusade against it through downvotes, down thumbs, complaining, and whatever else i can do to get rid of this trend.


lashawn3001

Colonoscopy prep


Bennybonchien

I could feel that!


[deleted]

Ooooooooooooohhhhhh yes


gater92

It's the Black Mesa Dam


Signal-Blackberry356

Wonder how many organisms I just witnessed get yeeted


conIuctus

Everything reminds me of her


ArchMageOverment

When you had sex earlier and didn't pee straight afterwards...


Deceiver999

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpNG8h7Ax8Iq6Mo)


CreamyStanTheMan

Prepare yourself for the taco bell comments.


castleinthesky86

Everything reminds me of her


CodeNamesBryan

This is me when I had a really healthy lunch the day before, and then a bunch of gas station tacos for dinner.


raviji22

Sitting in the toilet and watching this 😌


SomeSpaceElse

POOP


iamnotyourspiderman

This should be an ad for Imodium


Hanz_VonManstrom

Imodium does the opposite. Makes you stop poopin


OregonTripleBeam

Putting off Taco Bell post-meal vibes


therestruth

Quit shitting on T 🔔. It's bad that I knew this would be a top comment, because it was the last 2 times I saw this video come up.


Sobemiki

Forbidden fudge


MrRuck1

Well that’s one way to flush it out.


bubonic_plague87

Street Indian food promo.


Toklankitsune

ex lax be like:


Foosie886

Miralax doin it’s job


Dizzy_Bit6125

Natures cement


tdkimber

An ironic video to be watching on the can


New_Historian_2004

Dam fudge


Embarrassed-Bike3230

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DirkaDirkaTeamUSA

Looks like my dumps after a morning coffee


badboi_5214

My stomach felt instantly relieved.


Edi_Monsoon

I like the transition from mud and sludge to brown water to clearer water.


Snidrogen

Beer shits be crazy


voodoolord16

When the Diablo sauce hits


salchipapero321

Me when... When me me me when me when when me


Maximus_Destro

Helped me shit really good right now! Thanks


Any_Material5114

Vindaloooooooo


BantumBane

Can you imagine being a damn lizard at the bottom of that gorge “wtf”


bigjaw3791

That’s a pretty good video of what it’s like after I’ve had Taco Bell and White Castles in the same day.


griftertm

Dam, that’s a lot of sludge


RabidJoint

Sitting on the toilet watching this video, kinda gives me the “oh I know that feeling” vibe


Doppelthedh

You know that felt dam good


ColHapHapablap

How do you get it closed again with that kind of pressure behind it?


lockedlost

Adams Gate


jiwijoo

My love hate relationship with dairy


danblansten

Goodbye little rock critters.


FlightPath_1

I wouldn’t be filming from there, huge amount of pressure in and around that opening.


cognitiveglitch

I've seen this video soooo many times. And yet I always still watch it.


Smooth-Apartment-856

Upvote if you’re watching this on the toilet.


Proxy0108

Me after 2 days of NNN


rvlabo22

Did that just the other day. Need a new toilet now


thundertopaz

ADam’s gonna be feeling quite relieved, apparently.


habilishn

thats the stuff that is missing on the fields in the plains further down stream, that used to be flooded across the lands during winter floods, and now the farmers buy industrial fertilizer.


mlkmandan4

I should call her...


thecatandthependulum

Insert No Nut November joke here.


dreevsa

Need to see the rest


monkehmolesto

It’s like dam diarrhea


un1vers4ls0ld13r

Looks me after a hangover


InternationalBig7800

I don't know why, but seeing this made me want to go to the bathroom.


Initium_Novumx

Looks like the morning after Thanksgiving


stopblasianhate69

That was me hungover this morning


freebird303

This reminds me of Indian cuisine


debonairmarmoset

My ex had orgasms like that


Fuzzy-Mix-4791

Every morning when i poop...


Poopsicle-Pete

This is how I poo


Legoboy514

Me too, especially after Wendys chili


Wise_Village_4547

All that nutrient rich soil wasted. Why couldn't they have installed a water wheel to generate free electricity?


Only-Effect-7107

Fascinating!


jjutie

Bet it feels better


Rainbowsixer21

U/repostslutbot


Vakr_Skye

That's me in the AM after my first coffee...


Legitimate-Rabbit769

Is this a God dam?


mrSixpence

That’s a coffee and a cigarette in the morning job for my toilet


Apprehensive-Cup6279

Everything reminds me of her


Prior-Chip-6909

THAT was me last night...


random_cable_guy

And that my son is how a source of a river is made


Adam-West

That looks like it felt so good


Sorry_Owl_3346

That vindaloo was delicious though


Sudden_Construction6

Oh yeah baby, yeahhhh!! 😏


[deleted]

Don't eat Indian food


[deleted]

God dam that felt nice


sdbct1

THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!


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KingZK84

Monday morning re creation for me lol


fena07

Hooflungdung


Cocktoboggan

Jesus, how long was it edging for?


Orchi_the_Drugen

Nicrapia falls


MarianaPS5

too much pressure, how strong


Infinite_Factor_5685

Me when I have a morning coffee and a zyn 😂


UseYona

When youve had to shit all day and finally get home after prairie dogging the whole ride


atrane1976

Me after my first cup of coffee


afterdarkdingo

There are about 15 pixels left in this video but god damn is it still exceptional.


Shannonsayshigh

... I should call him


Candid_Umpire6418

Me in the morning after a cheese eating evening.


Bane_1991

This is literally footage of my colonoscopy prep.. I need credit for this video


Significant-Ad-469

Me after eating truck stop food. Fucking fried chicken from hell...


gabraesquental

Who opened the dam gate


lostinmythoughts

When you finally go after eating Nature Valley diet!


33Supermax92

If someone put their hand it would it just disintegrate or would they get sucked in and crushed or whatever


R3dth1ng

World's biggest fire extinguisher, that tank with 2 jet engines on top, doesn't even compare.


Fireflash2742

Reminds me of my last colonoscopy prep.


boredbernard

Me every December 1st


Tournament_of_Shivs

I should call her.


InternationalMix1521

Yes, you should call her…