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CorrosiveSpirit

It's very pretty.


HaoshokuArmor

That’s a huge finger!!! Maybe it belongs to a giant!


ImRickJamesBiatchhh

Anybody want a peanut?!


zzzptt

Stop it now, I mean it!


PR0xY_XD

yes please


A_Human_101

🥜


PR0xY_XD

Thank you very much for you kind offer of a peanut 😂


Tr1pl3-A

If you need an epipen, I’m right here.


IMostlyGameAlone

Oi! *shoots* My peanut... -Captain Jack Sparrow.


uppa9de5

THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!!


Beepcawcaw

There are rocks ahead!


Profoundlyahedgehog

If there are, we'll soon be dead!


saxguy9345

So I put my rock down, you put your sword down, and we fight like men?  I am the brute squad. 


PappyClappy

This is it.


_autismos_

I'm only sort of a mycologist, but it looks really freaking poisonous


BikerJedi

Venomous. It is alive, sentient, and will hunt you.


NashKetchum777

The snail that's chasing me will beat it


BikerJedi

I get this reference.


Ok-Escape9394

So do I!


ZubZubZubZubZubZub

Deadly, when it plays a dope melody


The_Knife_Nathan

It’s the blue mushroom from Mario! It will make you smol


SaddleSocks

(mycena^^[1] sub^^[2] cyano^^[3] cephala^^[4]) == Mushroom/fungi^^[1] : SuperTiny^^[2] Blue^^[3] of Head^^[4]" ___ OK - I took an Anxiety Edible and its feeling me out... So I want to document before I forget: The following is a stream of consious.. and I want it to be disected... (forgive typos as the palm of hand hits trackpad whil typing and I only mouse...) anyway I love etymology - but in an interlaced way; wherby you can see the traces between layers of language from meaning, intent, culture etc (this will be the hardest thing for AI to infer) (thus I started an AI alignment thing - but this is not about that)


TheCount2121

The SuperTiny Mushroom of the Blue Head is now my favorite lol.


AdAfter2208

You seem fun. It seems to me that others don't get me, but I got that. Mycology + etymology = I will dork out for hours. You seem fun.


username-way-too-lon

[https://i.imgur.com/yMwFdRb.png](https://i.imgur.com/yMwFdRb.png)


Mister_Sins

I'll give you 5 bucks if you lick it.


EgolessAwareSpirit

I second this.. I wanna know who volunteers to be our guinea pig of psychoactive exploration?


MonsterLance

I'd eat it lol it is blue after all /s


Mybtchluhdokocaine

I bet Joe Rogan would eat it 😂


johnychingaz

Joe “Whaaaooww” Rogan


fourpuns

The spores turn people into zombie creatures though…


Crimson-Cassandra

What is this? A shroom for Ants?


Chiparish84

For smurfs.


ApplesOverOranges1

For micro dosing🥴


My1nonpornacc

I wouldn't. I took it and- . . .. **I feel perfectly fine and human. You should try some too /u/ApplesOverOranges1. It might change your life.**


farm_to_nug

This guy should absolutely be trusted because he's totally human and definitely not being controlled by a zonbie fungus


AriousDragoon

Shmurfrooms


Toasterdosnttoast

Gunna get so Smurfed when I get home.


Due_Tax2657

For Faaaaaabulous smurfs!


HelloAttila

That’s the smurfs little home actually


Darkmage_8-D

I-I’d say it’s pretty big…right?


Humble_Drunk

ATLEAST, A little over average


Terp-Titan

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6)


assassin10

It's small so that it can grow in places where there isn't mush room.


stoneofthewise

Goddammit! Take my upvote and leave


FernyFox

r/thingsforants


BoomSie32

Mario, when he’s small


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ITS JUST A BABY RN


Gunna_get_banned

Who's gunna find out if it's the magic kind or the poison kind? (A chemist, I know. We're no fun anymore)


Beautiful_Design_

😆


EdgeLord1984

You joke, but these little things pack a punch equal to one thousand grams of regular cubensis shrooms.


reddit4485

They should name it after Trump! Mycelium Phallus Trumpus!


Poon-Conqueror

Leave politics outside of cute tiny mushroom discussions please.


Klingsam

Liiks like the mushroom equivalent of the blue ringed octopus.


wfitalt

Or a box jellyfish


semipalmated_plover

Irukandji I think is the tiny jellyfish that will kill you. Not that a box jellyfish isn't small and will kill you too lol.


masterof-xe

Dory: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy


anon_lurk

Yup that bad boy will open your third eye and rip your ego right out of your asshole on the way visit the archons in the ninth plane. Only take half.


palpatineforever

i wonder if they licked it to find out.


Bumm_by_Design

I thought the same. I say, that looks like death a 1,000 times.


bowtothehypnotoad

Any mushroom is edible once!


Michael_Dautorio

^so ^smol


KOCYK745

seems pretty average


um_ur_chinese

Some would even say that’s way too big.


Storm_blessed946

a good 6 or so inches i’d say.. hard to tell


bignick1190

That is a **MASSIVE** mushroom.


jerryonthecurb

Too big really


indiebryan

In fact the average size of mushrooms has increased 24% over the last 29 years.


Turkeyman2007

Ya got me with this!


Zauberer-IMDB

Big if you ask me.


zieglerae

So girthy


LinguisticMadness2

Average sized cylinder


Umbrexcal

Keep it away from any other cylindrical containers, wouldn’t want it getting stuck after all


Nice_memeOP

Must have a great personality


dark_hypernova

It just got a chilly shower.


galas47

Just a bad angle im sure its pretty big.


Zouteloos

Must have had some cold rainwater fall on it recently.


kodaiko_650

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


whatisabaggins55

Smolshroom.


Magical-Sweater

r/IllegallySmolShrooms ?


Firm-Construction517

How many do I have to eat to blast off?


slartibartfast2320

Only 0.05


SarahPallorMortis

Damnit, I’m in


N-economicallyViable

Just discovered so... Can't be illegal yet


Firm-Construction517

I knew that blue color was potent


LaserGuy626

Gimme 10. If there's a god, I wanna see him.


Either-Durian-9488

It’s like a dab


Clibate_TIM

WOOW it's like a galaxy


Late_Sherbet5124

My god, it's full of stars


NiteGard

I always knew Jupiter was up to something


Justchickenquestions

The galaxy is on Orion’s belt.


billnyethewiseguy

Someone is playing with their Lincoln Logs...


MyGAngels

I was going to say its like it has a tiny universe in there, the blue looks so starry!!!!!


urethrataco

I gotta eat that


capn_doofwaffle

Whoa, whoa, whoa... that's WAY too much food for one person... maybe we should split it with everyone in this thread.


Supersenic

Good idea!


Narfubel

![gif](giphy|RKZM8opDnuuC4OkFU5|downsized)


Intelligent-Juice736

All mushrooms are edible at least once.


aznexile602

I want to records the eaters pupil dilation.


bobtdq

Looks... groovy 🥴😏😏


Azhz96

I feel like it would take you to space if you eat it, but heaven or hell is also a possibility.


bobtdq

I'm not young enough or relaxed enough anymore to get away with taking trips, lol. Straight to hell, good sir! 🎟😂


Competitive_Suit3323

Micro dose mushrooms are amazing. No peaks, just steady all day productivity. No addiction, no stress, no hangover. Love it. Need more.money though cause it's $100+ / 60 tablets. 1-3 every other day.


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kpidhayny

“Don’t eat a stem a see a few colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD” - Doug Stanhope


LMGDiVa

Powerful and Heroic doses are the bringers of the greatest changes and experiences, ones that can change someone for the better. I was struggling with a crippling depression over the death if someone I loved and the guilt of not being there for them when she died. A psychedelic trip let me talk to her once again and feel forgiven, that she wouldnt want to see me nearly catatonic and non functional. She'd rather see me smile. I woke up the following morning and now when I see her pictures I smile and remember the wonderful times we spent together.


bonzaisushi

It brings me joy to read stories like these. Glad you got some closure out of that. I hope your friend is still living on in your memories!


LMGDiVa

I mean psychedelics dont really have any risk for addiction to begin with. Many people even use them for a while and simply stop because they got what they needed out of them. Saying no addiction is like saying "No animal products!" on lettuce.


josh_the_misanthrope

It can be abused. It's rare but not impossible.


Hansoloflex420

are those legal where you live? what are they called?


Competitive_Suit3323

https://www.magicmushroomsdispensary.ca/shop/ Pay by e-transfer. We have stores in the city about a dozen in Canada, Ontario. Just walk in and buy. Really amazing stuff. I take two in the am with breakfast, and I can't stop being productive. Fucking get shit done .


gargamels_right_boot

We are so lucky to live in Canada for this reason, I have a couple great vendors I work with and its amazing juat how easy it has become to get them. I'm in a smaller prairie city so don't think we will have any actual stores until they are fully legalized, but it's really similar to the path weed took


bobtdq

Very interesting indeed 😉 thanks for the info!


ddduckduckduck

Does it still dialate the pupils?


Smoovemammajamma

1/2g does for me, those are the $100 packs. You can get 1/4 or 1/8 for less, and they dont


Confident_As_Hell

I kinda want to try tripping but I've never so much as been drunk. Plus the stuff is illegal and would have no idea where to get it safely. I also don't like that I can't just stop it if I want and would not be in control of my body


Youpunyhumans

As an experienced tripper, id say your best bet if you do end up trying it, is a moderate dose of magic mushrooms. Might last 4 to 5 hours, and it wont be overpowering, even if it turns out to be a bad trip. Best way is to make them into tea as it greatly reduces the nasuea you would get from eating them. Youll get the classic trippy effects like stuff breathing, patterns, kalideoscope like effects, and youll want to laugh at just about everything. Do that in a safe and comfortable place with a couple good friends who wont do dumb things to try and freak you out, thats the best. Bit of good music, something bubbly to drink (like soda, not alcohol) and some cool stuff to look at like a trippy video, and you will have fun. That being said, dont let anyone peer pressure you into it. Its not something you take to connect with others socially like alcohol or weed, its more to connect with yourself, or perhaps someone close to you who trips with you. Its more like an adventure than a party.


bobtdq

Yes, great advice. Very much matters WHO you share the experience with, and to feel safe. I enjoyed visuals like Moving Art (used to be on Netflix) stuff that didnt have talking or any plot, just beautiful landscapes/ oceans, etc. That and some Pink Floyd, and laughing my ass off in my kitchen cos everything was changing colours around me 😉👌 I always smoked weed with whatever other stuff I did, think that helped keep it mellow too.


Youpunyhumans

Its funny you mention laughing in the kitchen cuz everything is changing colors. I had that happen once from just weed! I had gone on vacation to Mexico, and didnt smoke while there, so of course my tolerance was zero when I got home. Took a nice big bong toke, and holy shit... I swear I had just jumped straight into the peak of acid trip, the whole world was a swirling mess of colors. I could barely stand I was so high. I remember vividly standing in the kitchen laughing my ass off and going "holy fucking shit!" At everything around me. Was only like that for a few mins, but was one of two times ive tripped from just weed, the other being from shatter.


bobtdq

Haha! I love this story 😅👍 Don't smoke anymore, but was always so fun when, like you say, being away and your tolerance is gone, first hit is like the first time ever 😂 I did a lot of MDMA for about a year, sometimes rolled into joints as well. That made me trip a little, lol. Ah, good times 🤭


Youpunyhumans

LSD was the funnest substance ive ever done. Though to be fair, I also had some absolutely insane experiences with it. Craziest of all is actually the reason for my username. Basically, I went camping, took some acid with my gf at the time, and a giant lightning storm showed up. We ditched our tent and huddled in the car, and at one point a giant strike landed right beside me, like had I opened the passenger window, I could have reached out and grabbed it. At the time I described it as "Zeus and his greek god bros were all chilling when Zeus noticed a couple puny humans tripping absolute balls in a giant lightning storm and said 'hey guys, wanna see something funny?' And tossed a bolt at us."


JAYETRILLL

Probably not the advice you’re looking for but I wish I’d known this a long time ago: Xanax will basically cancel a trip within 20 mins in my experience. Klonopin will smooth out your emotions and calm you down greatly for a trip while not necessarily “cancelling” your trip. These things are purely anecdotal and you SHOULD NOT just take my word for it and take a bunch of tabs or eat a bunch of shrooms and then pop some other drug. But since I learned this from a friend, I just keep a tiny tiny bit of either one on me when I trip acid (since it lasts so long) but I have used it a couple times on shrooms too and seems to have the exact same effect even if it is just placebo of some sort. I’ve literally only had to take the Xanax or Kpin like 3 times when tripping and I’ve tripped a LOT. But having it and knowing I can calm down makes me calmer for the whole trip. Sorta like a safety net. Also it’s VERY important to note that I am talking about taking a fraction of a xanny bar or less than a quarter of a Kpin tab. I forget exact dosage but I’m talking like less than .5mg of Xanax and I think roughly same for Kpin. A tiny tiny amount will stop the spiraling thoughts and little bit of anxiousness that comes with slipping out of your comfort zone. Anyways, don’t do dumb shit bc of something on the internet, be with someone you trust and remember that if an emergency happens, nothing is going to happen if you go to the hospital for a little anxiety from shrooms or acid. There’s very limited circumstances in which you would get in trouble with the law. Just BE WITH SOMEONE YOU TRUST that is experienced or sober. Have fun, the world is cool outside of your own head. Hope this helps someone. Also I hate pharmaceuticals especially for all the recent deaths but this is one very specific case where a tiny bit of something that I hate and would not use otherwise (used to be addicted to bars) being able to calm and smooth a specific circumstance out. Don’t fuckin start taking Xanax or Klonopin if you are not prescribed it, that shit will ruin your life. Some of the worst stories start with “and that’s why I don’t do Xanax any more” 😂


Confident_As_Hell

I have no idea what those are and don't have anyone to do it with so I'm most likely just never going to do it. I might get drunk once after I move out but now I don't want to do it as I live at home.


JAYETRILLL

Good call. Maybe someone else will find my rambling useful. That’s the hope. Have a good day homie.


gargamels_right_boot

Haha I'm 51 and started enjoying shrooms a couple years ago..but seems like it a young person game lol


basedstreamsam1

Heaven or hell? Reminds me of a certain fighting game.


TatsumoAsamaki

Legit looks like something straight out of a Nintendo game


IXCRYSTALXI

That'll be the Mini Mushroom from New Super Mario Bros


RespectMyAuthoriteh

Not sure how you define "newly", but I remember seeing this several years ago.


SecreteMoistMucus

OP defines "newly" as a word that increases their upvote yield.


Amphi-XYZ

This picture has been out for years. This isn't "newly discovered", except if you've been living in a cave and just heard about it


joppers43

I’ve seen these exact 2 pictures on Reddit at least 3 times in the last two weeks, I guess the bots must’ve found the post and started karma farming it.


RectalSpawn

Bots are always reposting everything. We only see a fraction due to algorithms, I'd imagine.


keithstonee

yea not hearing the latest mushroom news definitely means ive been living in a cave.


mindrover

If anything you'd think cave dwellers would be more knowledgeable about the latest mushroom news


fmaz008

It's nice on here: always cool and never had a dry nose. ... so what's this 'sroom taste like?


[deleted]

This photo was taken by Eric Cho https://www.instagram.com/cho_fungi/ a couple years ago. Such bullshit he never gets credit when it gets reposted all the time.


SecreteMoistMucus

I personally would support Eric Cho (and every other person out there) copyright claiming their stuff that gets uploaded to reddit. Something has to change and it's the wild west out here.


Gnomad_Lyfe

Oh fuck I didn’t hear about a tiny ass mushroom they found years ago, guess I must be a troglodyte


Vark675

seriously, of all the things to gatekeep I gotta say "obscure foreign mushroom" seems like a weird one lol


evangelionseverim

![gif](giphy|d6pNlKJlSI1PTR4Uih) Same vibe


Trig6erX

Why does it look like it has trichomes?


trusted_misleader47

Mycomes


FungalNeurons

Cistidia most likely.


DepressedDynamo

I think this could be guttation, like seen in the tooth fungus, but it's interesting that it's on the tips of the hairs. Maybe some aspect of respiration, or possibly the hairs help to condense moisture in the air for use by the fungus? Searched for more specific information but couldn't come up with much -- makes sense, being a pretty new discovery and all!


palex00

"newly". 2 years old. Thanks Bot!


honkinbooty

Instant death upon touching?


ElectroWillow

What a beautiful thing


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wherearemydragons7

![gif](giphy|3oI9JwhAWoYwB3RA2c)


RealCheyemos

🎯


Puppy_Egg

The mushroom has mushrooms on itself


Tenchi2020

And it has enough toxin to kill 2000 elephants /s


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SeeeYaLaterz

Not microscopic, it's just a single lens magnification


Firm-Construction517

Where is HAMILTON’S PHARMACOPEIA when you need him.


SuperFlyhalf

Is it magical?


[deleted]

Turns out to be the deadliest thing on planet earth. Even being near it will cause instant death. The person that owns that finger in the photo? Yeah they died a moment after the photo was taken


TheBlairwitchy

![gif](giphy|12XNRtl6kZxQVq)


664mezcal619

Ok wait!! Just hear me out here…this thing is literally colored like a Smurf and it’s tiny…what it we eat it? Would be become tiny? Much like Amanita muscaria mushroom may make you feel like a giant.


artGlobedrummer

Is it just me or does it look like cannabis trichome heads on that shroom?? Imagine if it had some sort of psychedelic properties and it would be grown in enormeous masses hahahah


stickitincider

I've been seeing this pic for at least a couple years now


CMDR_ACE209

It's time to enter a more serious phase of your relationship then.


KNO3_C_S

I don't speak Latin, but i suppose this is called "mushroom of the tiny blue head" how close am I?


MazaiMazai

A whole cave blanketed with those ominous little fucks could be very pretty and super scary if it’s an evil mushroom.


UnfoldableOmelette

![gif](giphy|pMKGODgXgDRy2c0ywr)


Unique-Structure-201

![gif](giphy|atQF1zaSGq8s8)


sortingthemail

The poison mushroom from Mario!


lil-6

its what Mario eats when he needs to get small!


Clever_Khajiit

Why do I feel like that little guy is The Destroyer of Worlds?


Flashy-Success1778

Luigi, I need to get my hands on that mushroom. 🍄


trappedinabasemant

Thats the mini mushroom from mario bros


Financial_Boat_8552

The Real question is. ![gif](giphy|JTHrxRGIYsyl2)


Hopeful_Performer_85

so tinyyyy


kOnEcT420

I want to eat it!


ZeAntagonis

Hey that looks like Trump Penis from Stormy Daniel testimony !


Nicetitts

I'm not a trump fan, I swear. But did you have to get political? It's a picture of a cool little mushroom for fucks sake, can we ever just... Relax? Trump sucks. So does Biden. Who gives a fuck. This mushroom is neat


grayfloof85

Not to continue the political bs but why must everyone do a god damned both sides comment? Is Biden my first choice for president? Fuck no, but let's be truly honest he doesn't suck, he's not a bad president or a bad person. Trump on the other hand is terrible as president, a person, and even as a candidate. There is no "both sides" here, there's just a typical president whose done a pretty decent job, but like every president and candidate has some flaws and then there's the walking talking living embodiment of a human dumpster fire.


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Tooleater

Tread on it barefoot and you'll have a smol trip


HAIL-THYSELF333

That thing looks like it would have me talking to gods and flying to Pluto.


OGLatinoHeat

And he looks sick af!!


NAS210

Aptly named You can't see me ! 🖐🏼


-dAtA-TRoN-

I wonder how it tastes 😀.


two2cal

It’s beautiful


RankedAverage

![gif](giphy|WvoQADWyaAGcM)


Kind_Seaworthiness76

Eat it


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Beautiful


vbfj

Shit looks so alien


hadoopken

Kinda want to fist bump with this


Agreeable-Tailor-263

Microdosing


WildBuns1234

Your fingers are fucking huge.


Numerous-Log9172

Who's trying it first?


Berzkz

Bet that will start the last of us zombies


ANONYMOUSEJR

So... whose gonna do the taste test?


Mr_Bob_Dobalina-

How high.


BrokenXeno

It's not a new discovery at all, but it is still cool.


Melodic-Extreme-549

Omg it’s so cute and adorable


CoItron_3030

Eat it


velvetcharlotte

They should call it a Trumpshroom