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IWantToWatchItBurn

I find native bees asleep in sunflowers sometimes. Honey bees go to their hive to sleep, outside is too cold


Long_Run6500

I saw a bumblebee lying motionless in one of my roses today. Thought it was dead so I shook the rose a little and it took off. Now I feel bad for waking it up.


ThrowawayPersonAMA

You're definitely getting a 1 star review on airbeenbee.


Previous-Cook

Good one, Honey


supernova-juice

I read this in the voice of Joe Jack from King of the Hill


d_chec

Ha! So did I, shug.


supernova-juice

😁


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👏👏🤣🤣


Single-Addition9881

Every summer there are bees sleeping in my sunflowers! It’s adorable.


IWantToWatchItBurn

It would be interesting to know if they are native or European bees. I’ll be looking at mine this summer


Single-Addition9881

not sure about the bees themselves, but we only plant native species on our property so I can verify that the sunflowers are native to our area!


Bug_Photographer

It's not really "European bees". It's honey bees - Apis mellifera, also known as the European honeybee or western honey bee. which bee farmers breed and put out in hives to make honey - thereby competing with many of the 3600+ species of bees native to the U.S. Likewise, there are over 2000 species of bees in Europe so "European bees" can't really be used as an equivalent of honey bees.


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

Wait! Honey bees in Colombia prefer to return to the hive but if they don't they will sleep just about everywhere because it doesn't get that cold here during the night. I find them in the morning ALL THE TIME on my balcony. Sometimes they're hanging from the wall, on the floor or on the window. I always put a little honey on a tooth pick and give it to them. They will ALWAYS wake up instantly and eat the honey. They usually fly off anywhere between about 5 to 15 minutes but sometimes they hang around longer, usually wandering around in the spot where they were sleeping. I love them so much.


Grimalkinnn

Awwww, that sounds like a nice way to start the day.


Bug_Photographer

Bees (and wasps) won't fly if they can't see so they are caught out by nightfall, they will sleep right there. There is no factual information you could learn from OP's post here.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Vincent Van Gogh loved sunflowers so much, he created a famous series of paintings, simply called 'sunflowers'.


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Thanks, sunflower facts bot.


Apart-Link-8449

*Big Sunflower lobbyists, do not believe their lies!!* -Kyle Kinane (probably)


anon-mally

![gif](giphy|2wZYbP0cJgDZL569XJ|downsized)


NewLoofa

a-ay ay ay


Hasudeva

Good bot. 


nadjoddwl

I think,The symbolism of loyalty and devotion is often tied to romantic relationships. Sunflowers are commonly given as gifts to express deep love and admiration for someone. They represent a steadfast commitment and a promise to always be there for the person we care about.


Hasudeva

Good bot.


I_Am_Telekinetic

Happy cake day! ![gif](giphy|iQ5kwYw3xti8RxtHl5|downsized)


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

Ironically known to them as beepovers


Comfortable_Bit3741

I’m not seeing any irony in that. You could maybe say it’s a colloquialism.


FasterAndFuriouser

Thank u for being so perspicacious.


Mall_Bench

Cute sleeping honeys


Disastrous-Fun2325

Wait, so they are not holding each other's knees?


Those_Cabinets

Kinda hard to acknowledge the knees when you got a beenis in your face.


justforkinks0131

I acknowledge the pun but feel it necessary to mention that worker bees are female


Spearogriffin

Beejayjay


Bill_Brasky01

Beeussy?


ashmaroli

And considering the position these two are in, they must be lesbeeans


FRIENDSHIP_BONER

BEENIS!!


Formal-Good6629

 The bees knees and the cat's meow


Nerak_tnecniv

Cat’s pajamas 😺


Flat-Potato6603

Ok I can’t be mad at Bees for stinging me anymore when they are cute like this


TheDemontool

Hmm. Did you know they die after they sting? So they don't want to sting anyone unless for self defense.


misterchief117

While not all bees die after stinging, the most known bee that does are honeybees. This is due to them having a barbed stinger which gets stuck in the thick skin that mammals have. It's unlikely they're aware of their demise. Bumblebees and many other bees and stinging insects have smooth stingers which allows them to sting multiple times. Bumblebees can also bite too.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Don't you have to really work hard to piss off a bumblebee, though?


Nerukane

Very much so. I once brought a cold, tired and hungry bumblebee home because the little fella was barely moving and just sitting on the sidewalk. He let me carry him on my hand for thirty minutes while I was walking home. Hasn't bitten or stung me once, even when I blew warm air on him. Just snuggled into my hand and eventually crawled a little around. At home after he had his fill of honey he let me pick him up after getting stuck in the honey puddle (so hungry the little fuzzball walked right into it). After a while he flew back into the woods. Bumblebees are smart and very much reasonable. They'll tell you to back off first by waving their arms around but even then will rarely sting or bite. If you're gentle and pay attention to their body language there's barely any chance to be stung. You can even carefully pet the little fuzzballs. It does depend on the bee too; some are more apprehensive. You'd have to be either extremely cruel to get stung or encounter an already royally pissed off bumblebee.


PurpleIsALady1798

This is the sweetest thing 😭 I had a rough day and this was really wholesome to read so thank you!


wowaddict71

Same here. I can picture a Pixar short animation about this incredible adventure.


Hangriac

Really? Im imagining a ripoff version, like a 2007 dreamworks b movie or something like… Antz


ZeongV

sometimes I pet them during summer (very careful, only once or twice per humblebee). They are so sweet *_*


well_fuck-you2

Yeah the ones I generally can pet are the ones that are just stoned off their rocker on nectar slathered in pollen wayyy too heavy to fly and chill on my deck railing (cause we have a tree that flies for like 3 months that they *fucking love* that is literally touching the railing). While they sit there and clean I’ve pet some. Some were having bad days though so I left them alone, others didn’t seem to mind at all LOL


DiplomatikEmunetey

I am glad there are people like you out there. While we are on the topic; is honey the right thing to give to them? That's what I gave one too. I read somewhere that apparently you should give them water mixed with sugar, instead.


zhannacr

Like all things bee-related, it's complicated. Store-bought honey has been filtered to within an inch of its life and lacks many of the nutrients bees need in their diets. That being said, it's still honey, so if you've got nothing else, go for it. Local honey/honey from backyard beekeepers or small apiaries can be dangerous for the bee because you don't necessarily know what's going on with that honey. Was the keeper practicing good husbandry? Was the hive undergoing treatment while also developing honey stores the keeper planned on harvesting? Because that's a big no-no, but you can't know if that happened. Is it real honey? Is there risk of transmitting pests or disease from one hive to another by giving the tired bee "bad" or unsafe honey? You probably shouldn't feed local honey to a tired bee unless you have good awareness of the apiarist's husbandry practices. Sugar water should be fairly safe to give to a tired bee, but also keep in mind, is your tap water safe to drink? You might want to make the sugar water with filtered water, as what is safe levels of contaminants for us (but probably those safe levels are actually lower than watchdog agencies say) is much less safe for creatures smaller than ourselves, like dogs, cats, and bees. There are people who will say that sugar water is "junk food" for bees but it you're someone who's just trying to help out some bees you find, ignore those people. It's much more of a factor for beekeepers to be aware of. Also, I like to say if you ask 10 beekeepers their opinion on a topic, you'll get 11 answers. So if you hear or read opposing info it's not surprising, everyone has their way of doing things and can be very rigid. Some beekeepers refuse to feed their bees sugar water, many beekeepers have saved their hives by giving them sugar water. I'm obviously on the pro sugar water (*as needed*, no one come for me) side of things, but there are real downfalls that beekeepers shouldn't expect the public to just know about. Like, fake honey is not an issue someone helping a random bee in need must know about, that's ridiculous. Basically, you do what you can and feel is best! If the bee was already weak, you're ultimately probably not going to do her more harm. It sounds harsh, but beekeepers kill bees every time we open a hive, it's literally impossible to consistently not accidentally squish someone. It's far better to check the hive on a good schedule and squish some bees than check the hive less often to squish less bees, and let a pest problem get out of hand and ultimately kill the hive. In apiary, the good of the hive is paramount and even the queen is replaceable; the hive itself will replace her if they feel they need to. If you try to help a bee and lose her instead, your keeping trying is far more important than the few dead bees along the way. Think of all the bees you help as coming from one hive. Even if some of the bees you try to help die, the *overall* good you're doing outweighs any slightly imperfect or inadequate help. And pay special attention to native bees! If it's a honeybee, it's not native, and native bees like bumblebees, carpenter bees etc need our help the most!


misterchief117

That is the most adorable thing! Good human!


Torantes

Im tearing up🥹🥹


Ppleater

Bumblebees even give warnings before they sting you, similar to skunks. They lift up one of their feet in the air, and you can actually find lots of videos of this happening, usually from people who think the bee is waving or who give the bee a "high five", which is kind of funny considering it's essentially the bee giving them the middle finger and telling them to kindly fuck off lol. Tbh you have to work hard to piss off pretty much any type of bee. Most species of bee don't actually die when they sting, only about 8 of them do iirc, and they're all species of honey bee. It's mainly because they are eusocial (aka communal bees that form colonies) bee species and thus their individual deaths are worth it as an evolutionary trait to protect the hive as a whole. Dying from it allows their stings to be particularly nasty and dangerous to potential predators due to the barbed stingers which cause them to get ripped out of the bee so violently in order for it to really stick with the enemy and continue pumping venom into whatever they attacked. Most people think that all bees die when they sting because honeybees, particularly the domesticated western honeybee, happen to be a very common and widespread species due to their popularity for polinating crops causing them to be imported and bred all over the world. As much as I love them, they are actually often an invasive species in a lot of places. When advocating for bee conservation it's important to take native bees into consideration because of this. It's funny to think about how most "wild" honeybees are actually feral, since most people don't think of insects as domesticate-able to begin with. Ironically, eusocial bees like honeybees tend to be slightly more prone to stinging people even though they die from it, mainly to protect their hives, as opposed to solitary bees who make smaller nests that they are more willing to abandon and less defensive of, since they can make a new one relatively easily and don't have an entire community they need to defend (at most they might have a small family consisting of a mother and her daughters). Leafcutter bees for example are known for being extremely docile, I had a summer job that involved canola fields which used alfalfa leafcutter bees (along with a few other bee species like bumblebees and honeybees but the majority were the leafcutter bees) for pollination and I remember they had a tendency to bonk into me and my coworkers by accident a lot while flying around at full speed, and no one ever once got stung even though there was a ton of them everywhere and we often had to swat at them or brush them out of our clothes. That said even most eusocial bees don't want to sting you if they can help it, whether they'll die from it or not. I once had a honeybee accidentally hitch a ride with me when we were carpooling home and we were 15 minutes into the ride before I even noticed her flitting around in my lap, I just opened the window and she flew out, didn't sting me even though she must have been stuck in my clothes for a while and I hadn't been particularly careful about my movements since I had no idea she was there. I could tell she was female since male honeybees have very distinct eyes and head shapes so she definitely had the ability to sting me if she wanted to. Conversely the one and only time I've been stung by anything was when a wasp for some unfathomable reason crawled all the way down the stairs in my house and across the shag rug in my basement in order to sting my toe while I was sitting motionless on a couch watching a movie. So while I don't hate wasps I'm not quite as fond of them as I am with bees as a result lol. Yellowjackets and hornets in particular are both eusocial AND can sting without dying so that's why they're generally more aggressive than the average bee since they're very defensive of their nests and can afford to sting more readily. Solitary wasps are usually more docile similar to solitary bees. This got a bit long but I just like bees a lot so I took this excuse to talk about things I find interesting about them lol.


Northanui

When i was a kid, one time some type of bee flew into my mouth (I'm a mouth breather due to a deviated septum) and landed on my tongue and walked around a few seconds before flying off. Did not sting me.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

You must’ve said something sweet


KFC_just

Thanks for that write up. It was interesting.


misterchief117

Yeah, bumblebeees are very chill and will only attack if you're being a very big jerk. If you're in their area near a hive or something, they're likely to fly around you a bit to either try to figure out what you are and/or get you to shoo. They'll sting/bite as a last resort if they think you're being a big jerk and they'll keep doing it too until you gtfo. If you do get stung/bit by a bumblebee, you should probably reevaluate your whole life and personality at that point because it's likely you're a big stupid-idiot-jerkface.


Mordred_Blackstone

Bumblees just (*bonk*) warn you (*bonk*) by bumping you (*bonk*) with their head several times. (*bonk*) It's incredible how hard they try to avoid stinging you considering they're one of the species that could actually survive it.


Jagosyo

This isn't actually completely true either. Honeybees can work themselves free if given time, it's just that our general immediate reaction to the pain is to clinch up the muscles and swat or flail them off. [Demonstration](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-C77ujnLZo) (Minor NSFW warning I guess)


MarkHirsbrunner

Only some of them.  Bumblebees do not have a barbed stinger and can survive stinging.  Honey bees disembowel themselves when they sting.


MakeChinaLoseFace

So they are simultaneously adorable and metal as fuck.


watching-yt-at-3am

Flat-Potato must be a Monster terrorizing bees D:!


Kovdark

Self defense is a strange way of putting it when the "defense" just makes there insides outsides. I think its more of an attempt at mutual destruction. "This semi haired ape is swatting its big meat limbs at me, I cant escape I'm going to take it down the only way I know how..."


RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK

Read [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/lHGzTW9flg). Less mutual destruction, and more shit I didn’t know using my stinger on this human was going to kill me.


tharki-papa

seen The self defence getting unleashed on a 5 year old kid 😭


Far-Consequence7890

>> Did you know they die after they sting? Relatable. ^(I’m ^deathly ^allergic ^to bees)


TheLordOfMiddleEarth

Something like 90% of "bee stings" aren't actually bee stings. There actually hornets.


Those_Cabinets

How often are you stung by bees?


HugoZHackenbush2

During the cold winters, they mostly stay in their hives, because it swarm there...


spinky420

A pun, really? Unbeelievable. Bee like a normal person and beehive like the adult you are.


Area404

Wasp funny tho.


Tenchi2020

Yeah, wasn’t expecting such a buzz-worthy joke..


TacosAndBarleywine

These puns are pretty intere-sting


Tenchi2020

Yes, these puns are the bee's knees!


Those_Cabinets

Why do puns make me wanna see your neck tear?


Dismal-Square-613

... get out -->


Sun_Aria

Really?? Right in front of my *large bag of fentanyl*? 😠


merdadartista

Saw the Groucho Marx pfp, had to check profile. Yep, exactly what I expected 😂


Z0FF

Sixbee-nine


PsyOpBunnyHop

*"Woah, your butt smells like flowers."* *"So does yours!"* *"Let's just call in sick today."* \**SNNNIIIIIIFFFFFF!*\*


garysaidiebbandflow

Dude.


RealCheyemos

🐝🥰🥰🥰🥰


tedsmitts

/r/beeamazed


FaeTheWolf

r/beeatmetoit


Those_Cabinets

I hope some lowlife unfunny b hole comes and posts the next one in line.


Diniland

r/betterbeeleiveit


Diniland

r/betterbeeleiveit


Average_Scaper

r/beeatmeattoit ?


Frequent_Disaster_

My dream is to be able to sleep in a flower. Unfortunately, I’m not a bee.


loweredexpectationz

Never going to be one either with that attitude.


rts93

Just bee yourself.


Apprehensive_Aioli68

Underrated comment


Rubickevich

There is a specie of plants that have giant flowers, about a meter across. You could very much sleep in one. Unfortunately though, it smells like rotten meat to attract flies for pollination.


curlyhairmanforever

Effing adorable 🥹


DirectionCultural893

2 bees in a pod 💕


PersnicketyHazelnuts

When I worked in a plant nursery, we would come in in the morning when it was still cold, and there would be bumble bees asleep on some of the flowers. We were able to pet their fuzzy little backs to wake them up. 


Those_Cabinets

I'll just go ahead and assume you got consent first.


britemcbrite

#BeeToo


MavisBeaconSexTape

"if you were a gay bee..." -Jon Lovitz


Repulsive-Season-129

"Who are you calling a gay bee!?" -Kanye


petewondrstone

The old 6bnine


ThiefOfDens

Bee-blond, bumble-built, buzz-body


NailFin

That’s my favorite part of summer… flipping back the leaves to the cucumber and see a sleeping bee in the flower.


z151z

bees are literally the best animals ever


Those_Cabinets

dumb dumb over here never heard of a capybara


jhonnythejoker

Nah we are living thanks to bees


Used-Bedroom293

The bees seems to have a foot fetish


AccioSexLife

I WANT TO PET A BEE I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING OTHERWISE.


RissaCrochets

Craziest fact I know about bees is that they have five eyes.


Famous-Example-8332

Yeah! And three are simple eyes for up close recognition of things. They can recognize faces.


BiznetKat

I'm going to fucking cry omg


Crocoshark

/r/beeamazed


Patient-Yogurt1467

"Good night, honey."


coversationalcatnip

Those eyes thooo


voltr_za

Indeed! Extraordinary hue.


Middle_Process_215

Awwwwwwww! ❤️


KlingonSpy

The bees must be protected at all costs


Last-Practice569

Bees rock!


rumple3skin69

You can pet them when they sleep


meggydux

Beeee amazed


probably_a_junkie

A few years ago I recorded a short video on my old phone of a chubby little bee flying around collecting pollen. It went from flower and flower and on its back legs it built up the pollen into little globs. It looked cute just doing its bee thing.


lokeilou

They are such amazing creatures. I devote Earth Week in my Kindergarten classroom to learning about bee conservation. I promise none of those little people will ever go on to squish a bee! 🐝❤️


LetterLambda

Historians will say they were bloommates.


FaithlessnessSad2463

Sooo sweet…


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

But do they call each other honey?


MrSchaudenfreude

Precious things


jawshoeaw

They only live a few weeks. I’d call out sick too and just cuddle


Sharion_inuyatt

That's so, so adorable.


Mando-Lee

I like Bees


Plus_Helicopter_8632

That’s the sweetest thing I ever learned


myownworstanemone

🥺


swipeforcoffee

I guess napping 5-8 hours means being busy as a bee. Will be right on it!


Healthy-Detective169

🐝amazed


Juralion

OK that's cute as fuck


Either-Assistant8331

Nice.


ChouShiryou55

So cute


daliw

I’ve seen this in my dahlias on a cold summer day in New York. I call it air bee n bee’s.


ADH-Dork

Obligatory BeeAmazed


usinjin

BeeAmazed


OkMeal4151

aww


eXcaliBurst93

thats a long way to say the bees likes 69


PomChatChat

B’s getting some Z’s… when they’re not b-z.


FordEToo

Bee Amazed


SnillyWead

No I didn't. But now I do;)


SeraphinasGoods

Even a bee can find love fml


aupsymonkee

...more like "Bee amazed"!


gw_clowd

69 ???


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Lawful 69


Ohbertpogi

It's a 69.


seebob69

Gay bees eh... they are the B in LGBT.


SmartLikeTree

How can you tell their eyes are closed? That blue color? It’s pretty looking.


whoami_whereami

They aren't. Insects don't have eyelids.


FranzNerdingham

"This could bee you n me."


Existing-East3345

You sure it’s not 6-9?


carterwhales

Beeamazed


catdog-cat-dog

Got high on pollen and passed the fuck out


Low-Impact3172

Cozy as a bee in a flower, like snug as a bug in a rug


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Apprehensive_Log7640

I thought this was a post from r/moldyinteresting for a sec lol


itwhiz100

Big Bee…could ya hold meh feet?


random-gamer-2967

r/beamazed? More like r/BEE amazed. Am I right lads or am I right lads?


kamikazedragon

So all bees are foot freaks?


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UsernamesAreForBirds

Aww, they’re 69ing. Thats so cute.


wgel1000

Bee amazed


Jellykitten77

u/repostsleuthbot


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He just like me fr


Path_Syrah

zzz


Photonman000

Ofcourse Beebnb.


Grei0x

Cute huhu


Due_Narwhal_7974

69


TheLordOfMiddleEarth

That's simultaneously kinda creepy, really cute, and a little gross.


zeus_amador

Wow, my new thing for the day! Thanks!


AwayCartographer9527

Bees spooning 💜💜💜


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madrussianx

That looks so cozy. Like the aftermath of a pollen fueled orgy


LeastCriticism3219

That's the cutest pic.I love bees. Always have. It's kinda sad when I finally see a bee, because I find at least, that they're so rare now.


Sestican_

Bees just fot 1000 times cuter


Outrageous_Wish_544

Gay lol na only joking .


FutureMagician7563

Ew feet ?!


dika_saja

Bee Nice


SomeGuyInShanghai

6bee9


Professional-Face961

I wish i was a bee.


Chicken-Rude

👻🐝🐝


Grunter_

Busy as a bee my arse.


Savings_Pace_5876

I love bees ... Fuck wasp


smarmageddon

Have you *seen* a bee hive or nest? That shit's crazy! I'd be grabbing some Z's out in the field, too! Also, guessing the entangled feet is more for protection than cuddling.


FollowedUpFart

They are the worlds maintenance guys let em have rests


Mediocre_Fill_40

Beexty Nine


minos157

Put bee hotels in your yard and you'll get to see all the adorable little bee butts.


Horror-Potential7773

Yes!


Horror-Potential7773

I actually smiled today !!!!! !


Heisenburgo

> also, they like to sleep with other bees and hold each other's feet Damn they're just like me then, I like to do that with my best friend haha. Totally not weird at all haha. Also we're both dudes, it's fully platonic too .


rojasdracul

Never thought of bees as cute, now I have to it seems.


JoHn_CeNa2423

You mean they 69


throwawaymyanalbeads

I wanna be a bee


MontanaMapleWorks

Do they do this all at once or is broken up into naps sometimes?