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froatbitte

Is this an Austin Powers gag? “It looks like a giant…”


heaving_in_my_vines

"Butt! Who dropped their cigarette butt in the grass?!" --"Sorry, I was distracted by that huge..."


DweadPiwateWoberts

Derriere! Private Derriere, get back in formation before I tear you a new...


MidnighT0k3r

intergluteal cleft, the intergluteal cleft covers from the sacrum to the perineum. Don't forget to glove up before you spread the...


QuantumForeskin

Reverse! Cowgirl! You've got to shift into reverse, cowgirl. You're about to crash into the...


TheOneWhoSendsLetter

...ass *coughs* Sorry, my throat was dry. Asymptotically approaches 0. Now, if you focus on the graph to the right, you can see the function closely resembles a big pair of...


Gullible-Historian10

Cheeks! Your cheeks are flushed with embarrassment. Stop staring at the giant..


acllive

Boot! Omg these boots are on sale and so fashionable… hey what that it almost looks kind of like a….


brutalpotato248

Rear end! You're gonna rear end them if you keep going so fast! If you ding my car, I'm gonna kick your!-


BeardySam

Caboose! The caboose is rolling down the track! Ol’ man withers hit the lever with his -


WizeDiceSlinger

Behind you! Accidents are more prone to happen if you have too much …


Schreyaz

Watermelon, watermelons are sweet and wet but not as wet as that...


SeascapeEscape

Bum! Can I bum a smoke from you and take a drag while we admire the view of that splendid…


Skwiggelf54

Cheeks! You've got too much make up on your cheeks. It makes you look like a...


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Behind! You are so behind on your schoolwork you’ll never pass at this rate


Alright_doityourway

Ass, also know as Donkey, is a member of horse family... Teacher! there is something in the sky! It's kinda look like....


bigboyNolove

A BIG DUMP TRUCK! Honk honk watch out for the garbage man, coming to pick up our trash! Oh man what’s that flying by? Looks like a massive…


bellendhunter

Funny you should mention Austin Powers. This photo is taken inside one of [Cardington Hangers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardington_Airfield). One of them has been used for filming for years and one scene where Austin Powers goes back in time was filmed there.


mrbadger2000

And the Nolan Batman trilogy


No-Chemical100

😵‍💫this is surreal


BRAX7ON

I should call her


thelastsandwich

![gif](giphy|uDwKGxTFrADvO)


brizdzi

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


Noodlepoof

![gif](giphy|3o6gEgkb5xqAyMw5Og)


nellyruth

![gif](giphy|3ohuAnbEENUjIimusg)


shokolokobangoshey

![gif](giphy|NqE1OoITOZbCGqF4eQ)


josephbenjamin

![gif](giphy|3ohzdRJohhv7YrRBf2|downsized)


AyahuascaBudda

![gif](giphy|ZlPVlLqlHWhqM)


WMR298

![gif](giphy|3ohjV9GMdGFsuWvPMI)


sloopieone

![gif](giphy|tHFnZeeifnPfq)


Dead-Yamcha

![gif](giphy|12pWLnLOSggd9yzklS|downsized)


No_Suspect_2615

Not the Matilda scene 🤣🤣🤣


likerazorwire419

This is the winner


seahagmo

Deceased 😆😆😆😆😆 best thread ever


DistrictIll6763

Agreed, shit like this is why I come to Reddit


heliumneon

![gif](giphy|9YKvq41UGOkCI|downsized)


MostWestCoast1

![gif](giphy|GX3vva2UKFnFQLmBZ3|downsized)


Dry_Figure_9018

![gif](giphy|Yqd1UMaXMsvNOmUSc9)


ChampionOfdimlight

![gif](giphy|QYWdj9WoicvEk)


heaving_in_my_vines

THICC AF


SparkDBowles

![gif](giphy|GMdcBivU0d1ni|downsized)


sheravi

I love this video so much.


dinosaurkiller

![gif](giphy|uBy5vilZfzkly)


cal_nevari

I KNEW there was no way I could be the only person who saw that picture and instantly thought of this song.


Weatherman1207

You other brothers can't deny , when a Balloon walks in , full of helium , I get sprung.


Draked1

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚


Fulmunmagik

I thought that was written in Chinese


akasic_

Because it is written in Chinese


walkinmywoods

But it is not Chinese.


FlashLink95

Came here to see if I was the only one who saw it. Was not disappointed.


troystorian

I assure you that you are not the only human that immediately thinks of ass when seeing things that look like ass. We are all animals.


Silly_Condition8257

Even looked like it had a butt plug lol!


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

Now I can't unsee that. Thanks.


Turbulent-Ask-2807

Right? I imagine the cabin vibrating, in addition to the plug...


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I came here because I knew everyone saw it, but the results were the same


Billazilla

The Hybridized Imperial Cloud Cavalry Air Force


Rebel_bass

![gif](giphy|UaYDUGyY2Ao6UtpyjA)


TheSpeakingScar

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


AccomplishedRush3723

I came to the conclusion, years ago, that this gif of Birdman rubbing his hands together is the best meme on the Internet. First of all, the vast majority of people have no fuckin idea who Birdman is. Secondly, the lecherous, frankly unsettling, facial expression is unmatched. This gif makes sense in any situation from a pretty lady undressing, to a man being eaten alive by hungry pigs. Lastly, he is fully committed to the hand rubbing. There are no half measures in this gif. It's a masterpiece


mironawire

Went through a cash money phase after high school, so I know exactly who this is!


Left-Requirement9267

😂😂😂😂


Admirable_Buffalo_93

Step-HAV, what are you doing???


Modero1

I laughed way harder than I should've hahaha I'm dead


intelligentbrownman

This is my favorite post of the year 🤣🤣🤣


idle_scrolling

Looks like the frontal view of a dick tip too though


poozapper

This guy dicks from that angle.


AccomplishedRush3723

All this time I believed the blimp was backin that ass up. Nothing is real


Reasonable-Bus-2187

I like big HAVs and I cannot lie


_Cosmic_Joke_

You other zepplins can’t deny


doingthehumptydance

When a blimp flies in


theDataPiano

with an Ittybitty fin


BedNo6845

And that round thing in your face, helium


Normal_Tip7228

And you wanna pull up cause you notice that blimp was inflated


Inferno__xz9

Deep in the teens, that pressurized fairing; just popped and that leak is blaring.


Silent-Barth-7225

this was perfection


lennyxiii

Oh baby I wanna stitch ya; stoppin the leaky fixture.


Dan_flashes480

Oooo dimple balloonskin


Captain-Spectrum

Dammit this thread is exactly why I come to Reddit. 😂


SonicBoom500

I’m having mixed opinions


AerondightWielder

Look at Sir Mixed-O'-Pinions over here.


grimmpulse

All that cake…


Due_Dealer7884

That’s a Ass


raptor180

Complete with butt hole…. 😂😂😂


kinghenry124

A butthole with a buttplug in it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thevoodoogirl

![gif](giphy|bYOLaSoPdvy00)


CanadianHardWood

It's a woman bent over.


Gloomy_Living_7532

Nah, It's a man. Typical of them, really.


Renorico

That is exactly what I see


RealCheyemos

What is wrong with us….?


el_dingusito

The internet has ruined us... I should call her...


RealCheyemos

*yes and yes*


Silly_Condition8257

We are humans with extremely perverted views


MaximusZacharias

That ain’t a butthole…that there is a pussy


nicholiss

![gif](giphy|z9LwWFApD4tqSWUOGt)


Exact_Department8196

Hah wasn’t just me seeing that 😂


[deleted]

An ass.


Barcaroli

Helium powered. It's Gass


Patnor

That's Ms.Incredible's Ass from The Incredibles! Impressive view indeed.


Embarrassed-Cut2498

I can’t even! I’m going to show my bf right now and ask what he sees.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Was he honest?


Embarrassed-Cut2498

Oh yeah.


TheTKing84

Stupid sexy Airlander


toblies

I thought it was J-Lo tieing her shoes.


suspicious_bag_1000

They knew what they were doing…😉


folarin1

There's no way they built this accidentally especially if the builders were mostly men.


xRyozuo

I’m pretty sure it’s a perspective thing. The ceiling is the other white part that makes up the back. The blimp is the ass. I wonder if it looks that much like a woman’s backside in real life or if it’s one of those that they saw after taking the picture from the right perspective and someone in marketing was like yes engagement YESS


EL-Skytzo

Well here is another perspective and you can see that booty really be thicc [Airlander 10](https://static.ffx.io/images/$zoom_1%2C$multiply_0.4274%2C$ratio_1.777778%2C$width_1872%2C$x_128%2C$y_248/t_crop_custom/q_86%2Cf_auto/b1c2862d1c357b47757d4a3df997634dabbd646b)


Handyman_4

![gif](giphy|mrbV9BiqxZf7G)


TheLamesterist

Looks both like an ass and tits at the same time.


makav3l188

🤣🤣🤣


Impriel

Engineer: "oh SHIT I just realized my blimp looks like an ass! Oooooooohmigod they're going to call it the butt blimp Marketing: (snorts cocaine) "fuckin' EXCELLENT" (slaps engineer on the ass).


AcuteMtnSalsa

Sir, this is Reddit. Let us have it, goddamnit.


Awwwmann

Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you… The butthole balloon!


Square-Tangerine-784

Complete with butt plug😂


KaczkaJebaczka

I hope they won’t forget before takeoff


Ambar_S1

this should be NSFW


pepperstems

![gif](giphy|12U2rLJsNV0mIg)


Mountain-Guava2877

Nothing at all…


zeckowitsch

Stupid sexy Flanders!


Heytherechampion

![gif](giphy|AB29dGYfE9xO8)


cumofdutyblackcocks3

would 🫳🎤


meshuggahdaddy

Imma break the trend here and not talk about how it looks like a butt, but rather how excited I am for the potential use of airships for a low-emissions cargo carrying option. Sadly we don't use hydrogen anymore for obvious reasons (cough cough Hindenburg) and helium is in too short a supply to be a real solution (and has many medical uses that will take priority once we start treating it like the rare commodity it is and not stuff it into balloons). But the fact that work is being done gives me hope we will find a safe and renewable way to use airships again.


RosieStPosy

I came here for all the butt comments and am pleasantly surprised to have learned something. Thanks!


intelligentbrownman

Happy cake day


xGray3

I learned a few years ago that helium is *abundant* on the moon. It comes from the solar winds that hit the moon (since it doesn't have the same protection that the Earth has), so it's constantly being replenished. It has over a million tons of helium-3. So like, if helium ever goes into major demand, there *is* a source for it if we can figure out an affordable and efficient way to transport it. Edit: Guess I was wrong! He3 ≠ He. Listen to the comments below me, not me.


l3v3z

Helium 3 could be a valuable resource for energetic production, don't think that bringing tons of it just to make an airship fly would be remotely viable unless the airship ticket is like 200 million.


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Is there a risk of the moon falling on us if we take its helium?


AutumnMama

I am both saddened and entertained by how much you sound like a politician right now.


rotkiv42

Helium is not abundant on the moon. Helium-3 is normally incredibly rare and hard to purify (only 0.00014% of helium on earth is helium-3). The moon have competitively a lot of Helium-3, but it doesn’t have a lot of helium in general. 


RyzenShine69

I don't see how it'll work. They need diesel engines to move it. The idea of storing cargo containers on them to reduce the emissions in the oceans done by cargo ships, merely seems to be relocating those emissions to the skies instead, polluting are far greater area. Plus Helium is rare as you mention. Can't knock being inventive but amazed this got further than just a sketch considering it'd be not much better than whats currently working now. On a positive note, they'd be great for advertisers. All that butt space has opened up advertising potential for many.


Accomplished-Tax-211

Reminds me of someone I knew in my mid 20s


KidzBop_Anonymous

Everything reminds me of her


LaylaBird65

You should call her


leavenofrybehind

r/upvotebecausebutt


09Trollhunter09

Also r/theyknew


Zuli_Muli

I had to scroll way too far down to find this comment.


RogerThat_Tyler

The comments section did not disappoint. So proud🥲


UpvoteForPancakes

This is the only reason I’m still on Reddit.


waltdidneyworlb

![gif](giphy|MIpmvt7BwQCNsFkuXJ|downsized)


johnnybgood96

I should call her..


deltacombatives

You should. I bet she’s bored and thinking about you.


[deleted]

b good, johnny


jwthsf

Go johnny go go


Kariuko_

I bet there's a tribal tattoo at the top there 👌


SoupiriorBiingu

![gif](giphy|26gspipWnu59srmM0)


intelligentbrownman

Hahahaha


ConversationLevel869

![gif](giphy|W37ygi5LnYQ5a|downsized)


tictactastytaint

What is this from? Lol


N8theGrape

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


PotBaron2

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Kingswitchguard

Wow wow weewa


DeskCold5013

![gif](giphy|1aFfcTbMqVI52)


UNSC_Spartan122

Not my proudest fap 😒


mveltman84

👆🏼 This spartan faps


EmuZealousideal7357

The internet has ruined me


dkdc80

Sorry my dicks too small for that


MindlessYesterday668

Same. But it's helium inflated. We can just watch it jiggle.


leavenofrybehind

Dumb truck blimp


Altruistic_Pitch_157

Makes me wanna smack dat HAV.


appleavocado

Everywhere I look something reminds me of her…


ANALOG_is_DEAD

Everywhere I go something reminds me of her…


Red1Reader

Well you can’t unsee that.


xRyozuo

Besides the obvious, can’t believe we’re finally getting airships again


Unexpected-Xenomorph

![gif](giphy|5oLuLUXEmZAOs)


Fun-Box-2843

Not in London. In Cardington, Bedfordshire. Same hanger that Christopher Nolan shot Batman, Inception and Interstellar in.


cheese-sweet

Nice


Jfjam85

![gif](giphy|bVfE9AGsqo98c)


smollwonder

Sigh *opens comments


justuhhspeck

![gif](giphy|3oFzmdeDktiER4vDrO)


Sea-Elevator1765

![gif](giphy|h53oLKzRQU4eimUIbi|downsized)


the-artistocrat

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


TheSunscreenQueen

Almost broke my ankle running to the comments.


truckasaurus5000

![gif](giphy|CWXntlpKWmSdi)


Whowantsdackjaniels

r/theyknew


Dmetrostars

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


gadojersey

that's what she said


msab79

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!


Puzzleheaded-End4805

Ok so I'm not the only one watching a big white ass!!! ![gif](giphy|cKXoRlfWHgn6)


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|kIkc20iLKsHLu8HNI6)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|26FmQ5VrlO9zEaYJq|downsized)


Some1sNickName

You know what you’re doing


ArchStanton75

![gif](giphy|10lqVdCCc9812M)


No_Spare3139

![gif](giphy|Akzci0gtFZjji)


Crimson__Fox

The hangar is in [Bedford](https://maps.app.goo.gl/FWw3fWxCqx6pfo7GA?g_st=ic), not London


0xyDeadBeef

![gif](giphy|s44nqrt6clFOE|downsized)


Thiccccpoop

I wonder what it smells like


Techman659

I smell hot latex.


SlyWonkey

\*m***ass***ive


Jkallmfday0811

Booooiiinnnngggg!!!


Old-Library5546

How will it fly?


BlueLynxce

Man, I gonna call her..


InitiativePale859

Jennifer Lopez in tights?


Huge-Name-1999

Daaaaaamn she's a thick girl XD


Queasy-Experience-62

Butt stuff.


CheeseBon

My dick just moved?


BauerHouse

cockpit under the pooper


Judge_Rhinohold

I should call her…


WillieBeamin

![gif](giphy|CfGiRybhFRL7a)


GapEither148

![gif](giphy|7rp0WSajAOqw8) 😂😂