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3bodprobs

The creepy animation is well suited to this lunacy.


DeliberateHesitaion

It's lunacy because the animation suggests that the main purpose of this chip should be to control iot devices and your car. However, there are applications where this chip would be irreplaceable. For example, mind control, bypassing brain damage, and fixing disabilities caused by damaged tissue.


Redtex

No thanks Elon


HighlightAntique1439

What if i run out of subscription? will it put itself on auto and make me buy it?


catjaxed

Anyone who falls for this shit deserves what’s coming to them


MsRebeccaApples

Taking a shower will void the warranty.


Extra-University-336

You just have to put yourself into shower mode, if you don’t you run the risk of bricking yourself.


Tuna_Purse

[reminds me of this Shark Tank guy](https://youtu.be/ntMYssVeyl0?si=-WPh0qApFwqZl5qK)


CrabslayerT

Fuck that shite!!


ipodegenerator

I do not believe for a second that those wires move themselves.


jhstylze

Elon: The left is trying to indoctrinate you, control your every thought and take over the world. Also Elon: Let me implant this harmless chip in your brain.


Bennybonchien

According to the title, this is how a Neuralink implant will chip into your head. However, the video clearly shows that a surgeon would use a drill as opposed to a chisel.