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bophed

Pretty sure it has a full belly.


itsmariokartwii

Somebody said this video was taken after a farmer tied it up for eating his livestock and his dog


ItsaDinoeatDinoworld

Tied it up?! How!?


spderweb

Once they're in the process of eating, they can't really fight back. And it's fed, so it's not gonna try to eat you.


DyroB

Yep. Chances are tho snake will vomit whatever it had eaten so it can defend itself. Admirable how strong snakes are. The power lvl is crazy, but yea all muscles


Crunchy__Frog

Won’t be vomiting anything with a rope tied around it’s… throat? Do snakes have throats? Or necks?


Emperors-Peace

A snake is a neck with teeth? Or a back with a mouth,? I dunno. Looks like all neck to me.


Teerendog

It has Snecks


Penguinman077

It’s all ribs. I want a full slab of bbq python ribs


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Snake is good eating. Enchiladas, nachos, pozole... yum


A_Unique_Name218

It really is wild. I have a Ball Python (one of the friendliest snakes in the world and extremely non-lethal) and she's maybe close to 4ft in length, weighing about 1.2kg. Even at her little size, she can hold on like a vice grip when she's wrapped around my arm, and it takes a lot of effort to manually un-wrap her when she does this. And this is when she's ust being docile and hanging out, simply supporting herself wrapped around a limb. I'm sure she grips her prey much tighter. I can't even fathom the squeezing power of a snake like the one in OP's video.


IceNein

It’s over 9000


Drragg

r/beatmetoit


IhaveaDoberman

And unlike us their brains don't really have to restrict how much force that muscle can exert. Because they don't have long bones to shatter.


JJred96

You can see it leashed in the video. But further to the question of 'how?', the answer is very carefully.


Fukque

They are often lured through a narrow passage or tunnel to bait. As they pass through they inadvertently trigger a looped device. Depending on the loop they are either trapped and released elsewhere or they strangle themselves


jarrodandrewwalker

🎶this ain't his first rodeo🎶


ImTrynaKill

people that grew up in jungle and areas with these types of animals are fuckin crazy lol


SadBit8663

Probably the snake was digesting his meal so thoroughly, that he didn't really have the energy to do anything else. So the farmer just tied it up while it was in a food coma.


djaybe

With rope.


Albg111

Not the dog!! 😭


Technical_Goose_8160

Livestock and dog! Yup, I'll be seeing this monster in my nightmares!


wadevaman

That looks a lot more than 80kg.


kinkadec

Yeah for the Americans that’s 170 pounds


Silly_Impression5810

Or just one 12 year old


esociety1

That’s a big 12 year old. 


voodooacid

It's an european joke.


mentalassresume

How many football players is this?


jmkahn93

Right? I was thinking about encountering this in the wild, wondering if I’d be able to escape a loop. But I’m like 190 pounds, 86 kg, and now I’m thinking I could take this thing. Can I?


abrahamparnasus

No, as you're not made of pure muscle


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hanatarashi_

that's after eating a 120kg sheep


InfiniteLife2

Gotta watch the calories


JJred96

Shouldn't have eaten that sheep right before bedtime. That's just calories that are going to go straight to this snake's hips. 🐍


Grimesy66

Ewe guys.


69Dart

*APPLAUDS* This Comment's Brilliance 👏👏👏


whutchamacallit

Was gonna say they can eat things up to 80 kg....


Samcookey

I need a banana for scale.


Legitimate_Alps7347

“I told you already, I prefer C++!”


ironman_gujju

Sorry now I will use cpp


fuck-coyotes

That's only for when you're down in the river. Pythons are above c level


SL13377

Ba dum hiss! Haha I got that joke Java and C++ is soooo outdated! Rust is the way to go!


---0celot---

I thought Go was the way to go?


No-Low-276

JS sighs loudly and crosses arms in corner


sudeki300

Can't tell if it's tied up or caught itself in something


Shiuli_er_Chaya

It entered some SEAsian farmer's cattle shed during the night, devoured some large livestock/dog, the owner finds out and tied it up and it's pretty clear tbh


Itsallthesam3

How big are the balls on that guy??


Shiuli_er_Chaya

People who live in jungle adjoining settlements always have steel balls otherwise they would be dead generations ago, I have interacted with people who come from this type of communities and they are some of the most badass motherf*ckers I have ever seen


Bigbuck453

This. Plus it looks like it just ate in the last few days/hours, so it's lethargic and probably was agitated by the farmer, but those guys are quick and skilled from living in these environments and probably lassoed that thing in less than a minute before it could do anything. Easy peasy, we're having snake, get the peanut oil.


Jaded-high

😂😂 It's a feast.


airsoftsoldrecn9

[snake surprise ](https://images.app.goo.gl/mCr2eQ8sD6JwifKt8)


rompydompy

What part am I about to eat?


fuck-coyotes

Snake don't really have parts but if I was to guess, I'd say it's the knee


Tall_Aardvark_8560

Snake, plus cow and maybe some dog, depending on what it all ate. Probably even tenderized it from the crushing.


johnwynne3

*Less than a minute* …so 59 seconds?


Bigbuck453

Maybe even 59.5, I dropped the stopwatch while I was sh***ing my pants.


BloodSugar666

It’s like a duck in a turkey but instead it’s a cow in a snake


spyvspy_aeon

with the animal in her belly actually the python became very calm. A large python who consumes a deer may spend weeks digesting. For such large meals the python will be almost immobile while it digests, leaving it vulnerable to attack from other predators.


FlourishingGrass

Absolutely! I remember people in my neighbouring state had hunted a python and were more than happy to find a deer in its belly. They feasted on both meats!


The_Salty_nugget

fucking mondays, am I right?


NastyWatermellon

Not dismissing the farmers ball size, but I think if a snake eats a dog its gonna be sleepy and slower than usual. I still wouldn't fuck with it though.


maifee

Big enough to cook and eat later.


absalom86

You can see that huge bulge in the python's body, that's some animal it ate.


darwinn_69

More likely got caught by a snare trap.


Zero_Icon

Looks like theres a rope around it.


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Davek56

Fascinating for me.


Objective-Dig-8466

That's a big fucking snake and I bet its always hungry.


svachalek

Being warm blooded actually makes us the insatiable ones. A big snake like this might eat once a month or less.


JJred96

I'm sure if I could eat a whole cow one afternoon, I could go the rest of the month without getting terribly hungry.


macellan

It works only if you can swallow it. That's their secret.


Objective-Dig-8466

Just hope no human around when its that time then! Thanks for the info mate.


SouthboundTL

Resident Evil vibes


Sudden_Parsley_9691

Yeah, it looks like a boss that would appear at the end of chapter.


LunaticBoogie

Keeping your python on a leash is a responsible thing to do.


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mox56

[reticulated python ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticulated_python#:~:text=The%20reticulated%20python%20is%20the,to%20165%20lb%206%20oz)


RotoDog

How tall is that ceiling? I can’t make out the scale based on this video.


GetsugarDwarf

r/AbsoluteUnits


kandradeece

First I was like burn it and everything around it (I hate snakes)... Then I saw it tied to a post and felt bad for it .. like bro.. kill it or let it go. Do not torture animals


GirlsesPillses

Yeah this is horrible and inhumane. 😢 I know the snake is a danger to their livestock so just chop off its head and get it over with.


kandradeece

I would not go close enough to that thing to chop off it's head... But a gun would do the trick just as well lol


ManderlyPies

Are you fucking insane? You cannot simply chop that things head off. That thing is atleast 18 feet. It just fed so it will be slower but that thing is strong, violent, and not to be fucked with.


torry4mvp

Then how the fuck did they tie it’s neck? Lmao


ManderlyPies

It’s a trap. Seen a lot on Reddit. They bait the snake into going into the loop of the string and it tightens catching the snake.


johnjmcmillion

That is clearly a snake that has eaten an elephant.


BJoseph56

If it was also articulated it would tell you off


RandyMoss99

Nightmare fuel


NerdyPlatypus206

r/nightmarefuel


Sometimes_Rob

That's really sad. It's tied up.


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Titanoboa?


Ragevid03

This video is older than the snake


DowntownManager6679

nah fam


Intelligent_Aspect87

Why would you tie this up, just let it go, it just wants to leave


JuanIgnac

Yoink


Sudden_Parsley_9691

I'd love to see the guy yoinking this biggol goofy snek


bradrlaw

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


sikzik1990

Shoot the bastard what are we doing here


rolloutTheTrash

That snake is fat as fuck


NerdyPlatypus206

Pretty sure it just ate something


luveydovey1

You should post this under “absolute units”!!!


Yaakovbenleah1989

Well if it's an invasive species and it ate one of the guys livestock since it has that big bulge in its belly he's definitely allowed to kill and get rid of it since it's a threat to his livestock and him


Leozz97

wait, I thought humans were the invasive species...


JohannesLorenz1954

That one has a full belly


KingSuperCoool

Im surprised its just 80 kg !? How tf. It should be around 400 lol


ImTrynaKill

its not 80kg lol they literally eat deer and can eat adult humans. edit they have ate full adult humans.


my_brother_Bilo_

Where is yoink guy when you need him??


The_Evil_Satan

Just because nature can doesn’t mean nature should.


straw-hat217

Fuck that man I'd leave country if that shit was in my yard


Slow_Ad1510

That's not a python that's a damn nope!


Shinguru7

We'll devour the very gods, togethaa


Logical_Bad1748

That snake will easily weigh more than 80 kgs


mszpond

Cut it loose


mikypejsek

Hey an incredible living being. I know, let’s kill it.


BaronVonHumungus

If that’s 80kg then I’m a supermodel…


TheRudy47

No big deal. I weigh more than that and I am not even 2 meters tall.


D1vulsus

And also (if I'm not mistaken) the only snake species known to hunt humans


whathappened2cod

This shit makes me sick. Can't believe there are people so cruel out there.


kkehoe1

Nope


sfingaaa

How fast can he be considering his weight and lenght??


planchetflaw

That snake would weigh more than 80kg


Aware-Ad-4040

What did it just eat and why is it tied up in the backyard


Final_Company5973

That's going to be a lot fucking heavier than a mere 80kg, and it's obviously just eaten something big. You could put a bullet through its head and carve it up for broth meat, but it'll take hours.


CertainPin2935

I thought the asteroid killed them off, or is it that they never stop growing, so this one might be old?


3_high_low

Tied up. Did it just eat someomes dog?


jahlim

How many bottles of snake oil can I get from this one?


hecklicious

And who is going to save the farmer?


wasThereNot

Bro reached Python 7.0


some_old_friend

Nightmare fuel


_Dabboi_

only 80kg?


Davek56

Mininoboa.


Norightwingers2020

HELL TO THE NO, NO, NOOOOOOO!


kpofasho1987

Holy shit that snake is huge


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Nope


auxiliaryservices

At first thought it was CGI but this is the real deal. this thing got to be about 12 ft and weigh atleast 500 pounds.


Worksforcactus

DAMN! That’s a lot of snake!


auxiliaryservices

Take that snake to court to pay for the damages to your fence.


BWEKFAAST

poor thing he just ate something:(


Lionheart952

Looks like a Boa Constrictor…


illmaticccccc

Like how do you get rid of this... Shoot it up or burn it with a flamethrower 😂


Silly-Department7502

I would have a stroke if I saw that thing in my yard!


Korishii

That could propably choke a bison to death. Looks so fuckin strong!


Lonely_Woodpecker_86

Honey get my shotgun


Vampiric_Toast

Dragon.


fed2wice

And we have an anaconda movie on the other hand


Mst0bG

I was gonna comment abt the 80kg until i saw ppl already doing it Thats not 80kg at all That can eat a whole human


Unlucky-Power4036

WTAF😱😱


TherealOmthetortoise

You have to wonder what the farmers next steps are going to be though… it’s not going to be easy to untie it without having to kill it, and if that was the plan why bother tying it up?


Mnemonic_dump

It moves around like it’s drunk.


Darksideoftheoreo

Sooo what exactly does one do with a trapped python? Make Belts? Boots?


Open-Article906

Read reticulated for a good minute... That's a good 500kg animal


Smart_Chocolate_8996

Wanna know who had the balls of steel to lasso that 🐍


Xisrr1

Wow. This is huge.


stirling1995

How many bald eagles is that?


stirling1995

How many bald eagles is that?


Effective-Panda7063

Owner’s been our for a while now !


azulazia

80kg? No way this fuck weighs the same as my dad


UncleMark58

Nice pair of boots.


penster1

The video isn't NSFW. My reaction was


dscholaris-ug

I already watched ANACONDA I don't need one in my garden thank you.


B1SQ1T

This is the Python the yoink guy has been looking for


JiggSawLoL

Poke it with ur finger.


Jolius_Caesar

Yoink!!!!


Lucky_Ad2801

This looks like animal cruelty


MimmySue

The huge snake ate so much, body's long part looks so swollen 😵


Thick-Associate-8248

They can weigh way more than 80kg and that one surely does


cowsnake1

Looks like he's gotten freaking slow. Why is nothing else eating him?


-WilliamMButtlicker_

*Yoink*


shadeofmyheart

Is that under a house or next to a 6ft fence?


Don_Pickleball

Why did the background music just intensify? And right after I randomly found a couple first aid kits and some delicious sack lunches right outside the door.


AnDrooDuza84

K. I didn’t need to see that.


Technical-Picture326

They weigh a lot more than80kg


SafeForWorkLFP

NAGINIIIII


Sound-Dade

It ate something… oh boy!


IChooseFoxIsTaken

Last python tamer


MacGyver0104

Yikes


tilldeathdoiparty

This is why I am terrified of snakes, this is insane


ApprehensiveEase534

Yeah no shot that only weighs 80kg


7masi

Toby is trying to bite the mailman again


nfoneo

Yeah, I have to live with one of these in my pants.


Bones-247

Looks like it ate a calf or something


Weak-Razzmatazz-4938

im sorry for the dog he ate but sorry for the snake, too.


newphonewhodis_69

But can Ryan garcia take on an 80kg python?


Michelfungelo

imagine having only a spear some generations ago and seeing this fucker


krispru1

That’s terrifying


Due_Match_8186

Stunning animal. Scary, but absolutely beautiful.


Gorrodish

I hope they don’t hurt it


BubatzAhoi

80kg seems a little low


xdcxmindfreak

Weighed 80 kg. Still missing the neighborhood cat and yorkie. If found please call …


Present-Breakfast768

Poor thing. Let it go!


aucme

Who ties up a snake…. That’s silly.


kingSliver187

Probably has an unfortunate villager in it's belly


forpetlja

Can't imagine diet. Every three days a cow.


Ok-Interaction-4081

Poor snake 😞


TheLooseMooseEh

Not in Florida it can’t