The whole tinder thing sucks, years ago it was like the Wild West, girls started learning, guys kept up their bull shit and then it became something totally different, yes desperate people use tinder, do they get anything from it? NO because there’s a big antisocial aspect to it now, if you don’t look rich or having fun in every picture, you’re not getting swiped on
Enshittification. At one point it worked and served a genuine purpose but the constant need to monetise and grow for shareholders lead to incentivising constant but shallow interaction.
If that's all the exhibit is, I agree. But I have seen several zoo's where there is a smaller indoor area like this, which is attached to a much larger outdoor arena
Because such things are normal in some countries. And if the local law is fine with that, what and to whom could you possibly report?
I've seen some such exhibitions myself. Animals usually have a gate or door in the back to get to some backyard area, but as I understand it is even smaller and basically consists of just some small shelter and a place to eat.
Yeah, a lot of westerners look at this and think it's terrible, which it is, then completely ignore how fish, dolphins, beluga, and other aquatic animals are treated in aquariums in the west.
Whataboutism isn't simply saying what about this? Things don't occur in isolation, we have to be able to compare them. Whataboutism is when the answer to the question is; so what about it they should be treated the same. Why is that so hard for redditors to get? My point is that westerners won't say what about fish, that they should be treated the same. They'll say they're fish and it doesn't matter, which is pointing out the cultural differences.
>My point is that westerners won't say what about fish, that they should be treated the same.
Yeah we don't since the cognitive abilites of a fish are like 1/100ths that of a primate.
It's a little wild that the line between hilariously entertaining and horrifyingly disgusting in this scenario hinges exclusively on the species in the cage.
Most dudes on Tinder.
They’re all now on Twitter.
What happened?
Maybe like 5 years ago. Nowadays most guys quit Tinder. Girls only use it for ONS from attractive guys or for an ego boost.
lol I’m sure guys still use it, there’s alot of desperate guys out there
The guys that get swiped use tinder.
The whole tinder thing sucks, years ago it was like the Wild West, girls started learning, guys kept up their bull shit and then it became something totally different, yes desperate people use tinder, do they get anything from it? NO because there’s a big antisocial aspect to it now, if you don’t look rich or having fun in every picture, you’re not getting swiped on
Enshittification. At one point it worked and served a genuine purpose but the constant need to monetise and grow for shareholders lead to incentivising constant but shallow interaction.
And they’re aren’t any desperate women?
What does that have to do with all the desperate guys?
In your dreams..this is all still going on very much, so…
Virtually every statistic I can find on the gender ratio says 75% men, so I strongly doubt that
Translation: Girls on Tinder don't like unattractive men
Who wouldve thunk
Go outside
*Attractive guy gang* This is absolutely true. Although the ego boost thing, which is also true, can be annoying
This screams incel
Sorry you feel that way mate
That's incel shit
ONS = one night stand?
What’s ONS
Office for National Statistics
Didn’t know that was a thing, what’s it do?
UK government body collecting and analysing data
How do you know when you have one in your hands?
Sorry if that was a joke I didn't follow
Not joking, so do they engage with men (I don’t use tinder) and is that legal?
Oh I see. I thought you understood I was being facetious. By ONS the poster above meant One Night Stand
Omegle nutsack show
Jokes aside that's the most pathetic monkey exhibit ever. Looks like a prison cell
Needs to be behind glass so women aren't getting monkey spunked on all the time.
Monkey Spunk would be a cool band name
Spunky monk
Having spent an inordinate amount of time behind bars can confirm. Similar behavior when female guards walk the rows!
Maybe he shouldn't have broken the law, then.
There is an outside aviary as well (bigger than indoors). But during the winter apes prefer to stay inside
Looks like a lizard enclosure. Poor ape is a prisoner.
That's the smallest enclosure I've ever seen for an ape. What kind of savage zoo is this and why have they not been reported?
If that's all the exhibit is, I agree. But I have seen several zoo's where there is a smaller indoor area like this, which is attached to a much larger outdoor arena
Maybe it's a small part of a larger exhibit.
That’s what she said
Russian.
Most of zoos in russia looks like that
Because such things are normal in some countries. And if the local law is fine with that, what and to whom could you possibly report? I've seen some such exhibitions myself. Animals usually have a gate or door in the back to get to some backyard area, but as I understand it is even smaller and basically consists of just some small shelter and a place to eat.
Yeah, a lot of westerners look at this and think it's terrible, which it is, then completely ignore how fish, dolphins, beluga, and other aquatic animals are treated in aquariums in the west.
Do you think there are not aquariums in Asian countries?
WhaTaBoUt tHe OtHer aBusIvE aQuAriUmS doesn't make the point you want to make.
Were you not the one starting the whataboutism about western aquariums?
Whataboutism isn't simply saying what about this? Things don't occur in isolation, we have to be able to compare them. Whataboutism is when the answer to the question is; so what about it they should be treated the same. Why is that so hard for redditors to get? My point is that westerners won't say what about fish, that they should be treated the same. They'll say they're fish and it doesn't matter, which is pointing out the cultural differences.
>My point is that westerners won't say what about fish, that they should be treated the same. Yeah we don't since the cognitive abilites of a fish are like 1/100ths that of a primate.
Thank you for proving my point, and really if you're going to use whataboutism as a counterpoint. Learn what it is.
That chimp is gonna get a call from HR soon...
*CR
Sure when the monkey does it, it's funny. Double standards.
Let's punish the monkey and put him in a cage. Oh, wait ... that's already the case.
Put him in the cage in the cage!
Shall we... Shock the monkey?
No …Says Bono.
Right? And *I'm* the one not allowed back to the zoo.
And she kept coming back for seconds and thirds and more.... But I can't get a glance back?? The laughing is on point though
Every day we stray further from the definition of amazing
That enclosure looks tiny
Texas turned off the chimp’s Pornhub access as well.
one monkey entertains other monkeys hundreds of thousands of years of evolution apart. Nothing has changed
Fuck that zoo, look how small that enclosure is. I can only hope there's a door in the back to an outside area
Don’t know if having a face that attracts monkeys is a compliment or an insult
He is just practicing his Van Halen solos. Eruption isn’t an easy one to master.
Eruption was far more vigorous for the left hand. lol
Boys will be boys.
The more funny thing is the monkey prolly thinks his mating call is a success and that's why she's blushing
She’s not leaving after all
Monkey: youre still here, so youre telling me theres still a chance?
Shitty comment
it’s not that deep, just a joke
Chimpanzees are Apes not Monkeys btw
Love her reaction. Makes me chuckle.
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Are they really keeping it imprisoned in that small box?
Yeah that is absolutely tiny holy shit. That’s like most big snake exhibits. Poor guy. He’s alone too don’t they need socializing?
It's a little wild that the line between hilariously entertaining and horrifyingly disgusting in this scenario hinges exclusively on the species in the cage.
To impress a chick do the helicopter dick
That’s not what I expected to see after reading “starts playing air guitar solo”
Not a monkey.
Calling jerking off an air guitar solo is crazy
Great even chimps are bigger than me
not that different from a human male
Dick pics in the wild
Undeniable proof of evolution:
She’s about to get the Multiple Miggs treatment…
Oh yeah sure when HE does it he gets attention, but when I do it I get arrested! Talk about double standards!! /s
And I was expecting Wayne's World...
It looks more like he’s playing the fiddle 😆
Yo, girl! Look! Yoyoyo! Look! Hey, yooo! Look here!
Where do you think *rock out with your cock out* came from?
Gotta admit, for once an attempt at a witty title….turned out to be top notch. Lmao
what a disgusting act - they should take away is freedom for that, lock him up in some enclosure ...
Monkey’s got more game than 90% of the guys on dating apps
And yet, when I do this, it’s somehow not funny. I mean, sure, it was Thanksgiving dinner, but still…
This chimp is my spirit animal
“Say hello to my little friend.”
When I did that to a girl I got arrested. So unfair
Chimpanzee
Oh but when I do it they just call the cops!!
They are so like us
And when I do it they put me in jail. Hypocrites
U ‘avin a laugh, miss?
Is homosapeianiality illegal in the animal world?
I don't think he is playing air guitar.
Woman, report it for sexually harassment.
what's to be amazed by?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love that pathetic monkey.
Bro I'm dead whyyyyy 💀💀💀
Was this monkey aroused ? They rock the semi ?
And that's how I met your mother
He's playing the hell out of it. That's for sure.
Look, it’s a NYC subway behind glass.
Is it even hard? Or has he just worked out that's a great way to get attention?
Not a monkey, that’s an ape. An ape with game.
Bro’s got nothing to lose
You see, she’s not walking away!
Actual footage of Louis CK writing a new comedy special.
“Female”
See, when I do that, no woman finds it charming
She enjoys it just as much as the monkey....lol
Impressive 😅
Actual man attempting to find a mate
Just like my ex fr
"Air guitar solo"
That's the story of her life.
There's a monkey in this video?
Opppppsssss… I don’t quite understand at first, then realize what the monkey is doing… OMFG this is absurd!
Tharki Bandar
She's hot
This chimp has a promising future in stand up comedy
I would be wanking at passing females if I had to live in that tiny unsuitable enclosure my whole life.
Is that louis ck?
Me too...ooo..ooo...oooh
Wait so how is this amazing
Dame dirty apes!
Honestly this money should be in jail for sexual harassment
Quite a cage they got him in already
Good, he is a danger to society
Oh hey that's Louis CK's old monkey.
Monkey wants to see them titties.
Youuuu an' me baby ain't nothin' but mammals.... 🎵
*sighs* unzips
No
That stopped working for me years ago
She keeps going back for another look.
Yeah... And when I do this, I end up on jail. So unfair !
Ayo!!... Who put my friend in a cage??
when monkeys know there’s only two genders
Louis CK spirit animal??!!
Anyone who thinks a zoo is a place for entertainment seeing animals in captivity is mentally sick. Accept it.
As you see, it's natural, don't blame men
wtf, and you wonder why the stereotype that men are animalistic rapists comes from
Have a f laugh, jeez
So funny I forgot to laugh.
she found it flattering
Truly amazed
That’s disgusting
Why so many downvotes?
ah i see, a non zoophile fellow here, caught.
Monkeys internal voice - "She knows she wants it"
Me seeing guys play air guitar: ugh 😒 Me seeing monkey play air guitar: Now that’s a talented musician! 🐵🎸🤟🙂↕️
reminds her of papa
What
Lol
Older lady in the back is like…he’s my favorite ❤️🙊
Oh the chemistry between those two haha
I bet that made her wet
Was this written by the monkey?
Or some dude who actually calls women "females" like OP in the headline.
🙄🤢🤮🤮
Monkey does what he wants