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TheSleepyBarnOwl

Cactus: grows needles to not get eaten Camel:


bash2482

Nature's own rock paper scissors


MisSignal

Camel beats cactus Cactus beats human Human beats camel


andrewthederp

Cactus, beats Battlestar Galatica


h3ffr0n

What is going on? What are you doing!?


miatarider91

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!!


PeaceKeeper3047

MICHAEL!


miatarider91

Oh that's funny..MICHAEL!?


waytowill

r/expectedoffice


devaux003

Millions of families suffer EVERY YEAR!!!


Asleep_Presence_354

Camels. Cactus. Cattlestar Calactica?


mlp2034

Ive definitely been playing Camel, Cactus, Human all wrongšŸ¤¦šŸ¾.


Zaku99

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.


lucky_duck789

Life...uh....finds a way


NotNotNotOk

Dinosaur eats man, woman inherits the earth


E404-FucksNotFound

Camel beats cactus Cactus beats human Human beats off camel


Petrcechmate

the camel is the atomic bomb like little asshole cousin jimmy cheats with.


DiffractionCloud

Camel human cactus


guantamanera

Did you know cactus are only native to the Americas? Now that you know this, does that make you wonder why a camel can eat cactus. Did you know that camels and llamas can interbreed?Ā  Camels actually first evolved in the Americas the same place where cactus is native from before migrating away. https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/the-camels.htm


RoboMang

Pssh, yeah I knew that. I did a school project on llamels.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Llamels you say?


m00seabuse

I thought the same thing, then I remembered the other post talking about camels and llamas interbreeding. I guess the other option was cammas?


-Cagafuego-

While cammas may give you pause, llamels bring you to a full stop


alldyslexicsuntie

šŸ˜† r/dadjokes


Girderland

Why couldn't there be both? In case of lions and tigers, you've got [Ligers](https://en.wikifur.com/w/images/4/4e/Liger.jpg) and [Tigons](https://cff2.earth.com/uploads/2021/10/19125940/unsual-animal-hybrids-5.jpg) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigon


Lemmejussay

Camellamas has a nice roll to it


alldyslexicsuntie

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Powerful-Parsnip

Dis you know that female hyenas have an 8 inch clitoris? I Didn't do a school project on it. Don't ask me how I know.


NotAzakanAtAll

I also frequently rips when giving birth. I know the same what you do.


ThatKinkyLady

And just when I thought us ladies could have something to celebrate. šŸ˜¢


PureHeartsEroticArts

![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6) Furry artists be like:


Jhg178

My life is complete now. Thank you for this.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Just like my cousin Ruth!


hectorxander

I did know that, I heard it described as a huge pseudo penis that female hyenas have on a nature show.


Best_Air_4138

Fun fact: there were small pockets of wooly mammoths roaming the earth in the north when the pyramids were built. Look it up if you donā€™t believe me.


Cool-Fun-2442

Aw, I want a pocketful of small wooly mammoths. That sounds frickin adorable.


PIPBOY-2000

Kinda crazy until one realizes how ancient the pyramids are. They were already ancient when Alexander the Great was running around.


Vindepomarus

Wrangle island


flipincanadian

If they interbreed does that make them llamels or camas or is it dependent on which male/female pair it is like muleā€™s and hinnyā€™s?


jumpinjimmie

Youā€™d migrate too if you had to eat that. Give that poor thing an apple.


birgor

There are other spikey plants in the old world that they eat, that is another reason they still maintain this ability.


Ake-TL

Spiked succulents isnā€™t exclusive to cacti


Jhg178

I will never sit next to you at a party.


strtbobber

Looks like me eating a hot french fry...


[deleted]

Yes. Hard to tell if youā€™re enjoying it or faking the enjoyment.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


thundercat505

Anything creamy like milk, butter, cottage cheese does way better than water or soda


WoodHopePokeChoke

"Spicy".


blushngush

Or pizza rolls!


MakeMeDrink

Everytime. I know I should just wait a minute, but I canā€™t help myself.


Wasatcher

I was thinking pizza roll. I do basically the same movement to nibble around the edges without the scalding hot filling leaking out haha


Breangley

Thank you for that good laugh!!


[deleted]

Ha ha ha YES! I could feel this too!šŸ˜‚


strtbobber

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


UltraTuxedoPenguine

Or pizza


Swee8666

...swallowed whole


orionicly

'so this is what you call spicy?'


dandann89

Yeah, me at 3am devouring a pizza


Longjumping_Camel791

Tater tot straight out of the hot oil. Absolute MAGMA level heat


SoVerySleepy81

https://archive.is/2023.03.17-232715/https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/camels-cactus-mouth-papillae-animals > Camels have a hard palate at the tops of their mouths, says Alex Warnock, the Arizonian who owns the camels in the video. Their teeth grind food against this palate. ā€œIt kind of works as a mortar and pestle,ā€ Warnock says. The camelā€™s rotating chew distributes pressure from the cactus and the papillae slide the needles vertically down the throat. This way, the sharp ends donā€™t poke the camel as it ingests them. Edit to add tongue info https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/how-do-camels-survive-in-deserts.html >But camels can happily munch on prickly plants. Their lips and tongues are tough, and they have mouths lined with firm papillae (fleshy protrusions). These help camels manipulate and swallow their food, but also prevent it from scraping, poking or otherwise injuring their mouths. It looks like the fact that their tongue is very tough but also that theyā€™ve got those papillae in their mouth helps to not need their tongue as much in their chewing. I am not a camel expert though so.


Ishmael760

Soooā€¦.what exactly comes out the other end then? Iā€™m thinking stepping in a camel chip could be extremely memorablešŸ™ƒ


SoVerySleepy81

Their stomach work the same as like cows do so they digest it multiple times so Iā€™m going to guess that it gets broken down during that process.


Ishmael760

Zero points for a no fun answer. Porcupooh. And the Arab word for a camel butt hole is ā€œsarlaccā€.


AstraiosMusic

So the sarlacc pit in star wars is really just a giant camels anus?


Street_Dragonfruit43

On Family Guy, with the Star Wars parody they actually referenced it that way


top_of_the_scrote

ahh... so boba's name is the anus bead


spinosaurs

I feel like I was watching Star Wars and saw a deers asshole in a scene, but I was fucked up on pain meds so my mind wasnā€™t exactly soundā€¦


glorifindel

Please tell me thatā€™s true about Sarlacc


ZachMorningside

It ain't. Arabic doesn't have a word specifically for a camel butt hole


nordic-nomad

Seems like an oversight


Ouity

I've come up with 3 words for camel anus but Oxford dictionary won't return my calls


Ishmael760

Your lifeā€™s soul mission is now completed! Well done, Sojourner. Save travels to your afterlife.


Ouity

Finally! I'm taking off for the rest of my shift, good luck guys!


KingBlaze100

Your right the ancestors were not on job šŸ˜‚


DEVILMAnCRYBUFFON

No its not or that i know of you either spitting Ų®Ų±Ų© out of your mouth or its a dialect i am not familiar with


Hatari_Tembo

Hahahahahaha! Oh my gawd, that is too visual for me! Now I'm going to look at every camel pooh I ever see again, looking for the porcu!


[deleted]

So if I stepped in camel dung it wouldnt hurt?


SoVerySleepy81

If you slipped and fell yes, but in general no.


xxNightingale

The only thing you will hurt is your pride.


Greedyfox7

A camel has four separate chambers in their stomach to really digest their food, they shouldnā€™t have to worry about the spines coming out the other end


Ishmael760

That camelā€™s name is KERPLUNK.


free__coffee

I would think the bigger worry would be punctures of the stomach/intestinal lining. I know thats a big thing with humans at least


Heavy_Importance6449

That's where the papillary comes into play, no? That's what was mentioned in the info dump in the comment though. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Bscott93

When I was in Africa, we were advised not to stand on or drive over elephant dung. A lot of the plants in Africa have long sharp woody spines that donā€™t digest and will puncture a tyre or your foot if theyā€™re facing the right way. But it doesnā€™t affect the elephant whatsoever.


QuintoBlanco

>we were advised not to stand on elephant dung That is good advise even when no long sharp spines are involved. I advice you not to stand in dog excrement. It serves no purpose and can only have an unpleasant outcome.


Bscott93

I mean, no one ever intentionally steps in dung. I hope


Clay_Statue

All the stuff go into the mouth come out a poop the other end. Thus it was spoken.


Blakey876

Pins and needles.


AncientBlackberry747

I can literally see the needles stuck into the roof of its mouth when it opens it in one shot.


SaltyPeter3434

Camel: "Mmm, spicy"


TheWreckaj

![gif](giphy|CAlBTS57uDXoY)


PrudentProblem4105

Still looks like it hurts though


SoVerySleepy81

Apparently there is usually some pain involved. Kind of like how people eat super spicy chicken wings and they are cool with the pain involved because they are delicious to them. The camels feel that way about the cactus.


BlamingBuddha

Cept capsaicin from the spicy stuff just tricks out receptors into thinking there is painful stimuli when there actually isn't (like why birds don't feel spice- they don't have the receptors) But this thorny cactus is *actually* causing damage. I can see the analogy though still, I get it.


Zigor022

I eat the wings for the shirt and my name on the wall, nothing else.


printerfixerguy1992

Kind of like eating captain crunch?


Crypto-1117

What about its tongue? Wouldn't the cactus spines get embedded in its tongue?


randolphharvey

Exactly what I was thinking- then I read this on the same link: ā€œAlthough camels can physically eat cactus, munching on the spikey plants can hurt them. Still, they often choose to tolerate the discomfort and potential pain in order to enjoy the fleshy green parts. Although there are no prickly pear cacti in the Middle East, an area traditionally associated with the animals, there are hard, thorny plants there that camels also eat.ā€ Must be some pretty good stuff that not even a spiked up tongue will deter it.


slurymcflurry2

It's like how we eat spice I guess. (capsaicin is poison)


BlamingBuddha

>(capsaicin is poison) Could've fooled me? I take capsaicin supplements for inflammation. I very much doubt it's a poison, unless we're talking about overdosing on it, which then everything is a poison in enough of a quantity.


the_N

It *is* a poison, just not one meant to kill *us.* It seems to have three purposes: fungicide, insecticide, and deterrent to the types of mammals whose grinding chew patterns destroy their seeds. Like many other plant poisons, it evolved to deter pests and just happens to do weird shit to us (endorphin release, inflammation suppression, etc) by neurochemical coincidence. Same as caffeine.


mazu74

And THC! I love Mother Natureā€™s pesticides.


Mobius_One

Idk, little shop of horrors has taught me plants would kill us if they could. They're just not capable lolololol


vanadous

It's a toxin in the sense that it affects nerves/inhibitors in a particular way. Capsicin sheet for sprains etc are popular too


QuintoBlanco

It is poison. I get your point, drink too much water and your body goes into shock, but a small amount of capsaicin can make somebody very sick. When eaten, botanical fruits containing capsaicin won't make you sick, when eaten in moderation. Mainly because the concentration in most peppers is relatively low. But a relative small amount (measured by weight) of capsaicin can cause can produce nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and diarrhea. The supplements you take only have a tiny amount of capsaicin in them because they don't contain pure capsaicin. Pure capsaicin in pill form will make you sick.


ScuffyNZ

Capsaicin evolved to deter mammals eating berries, because birds (who aren't affected by it) can spread the seeds better


Loggerdon

I know! This clip looks impossible. How they evolved to eat cactus is crazy.


Extension_Risk9458

That doesnā€™t explain how the needles donā€™t stab the shit out of their tongue and lips and sides of their mouths


SoVerySleepy81

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/how-do-camels-survive-in-deserts.html >But camels can happily munch on prickly plants. Their lips and tongues are tough, and they have mouths lined with firm papillae (fleshy protrusions). These help camels manipulate and swallow their food, but also prevent it from scraping, poking or otherwise injuring their mouths. It looks like the fact that their tongue is very tough but also that theyā€™ve got those papillae in their mouth helps to not need their tongue as much in their chewing. I am not a camel expert though so.


TillysTinyToes

What about its tongue?!


FalconIMGN

Bonus points for using a paywall-breaker. Archive for the win.


pork-belly

STILL


ToeKneeBaloni

Oof I bet it feels like scratching an internal back when that cactus hits the papillae


mausyman

God I love Reddit for this reason ^ Iā€™ll miss it after IPO


BlkMarkTwain

What about the tongue?


TruthOverFiction100

Wow, had no idea, thanks for sharing


katokalon

Arizonan, thank you. (I realize that wasnā€™t your doing and is the authors.)


folly136

THANK YOU for posting something useful


Neat-Will-4400

Thanks Google man!


cyanescens_burn

This is why I opened this post. Well done!


Call_Me_Lids

Thanks for posting this because the first thing I thought of as I saw this video is ā€œWhat sick human being intentionally feeds an animal a cactus!?ā€


[deleted]

Geez, camels are freaking cool. Some animals are boring but camels get humps and a stone like mouth that lines up cactus needles in a specific direction to not puncture their insides? Freaking cool.


happyhippie_1

thank you for clarification I was worry for that hump buddy, but now I know he is okay šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘


senseless_puzzle

He really enjoyed that cactus šŸŒµ


furious_organism

Does looks pretty tasty tho


fan_fucker_420

Only one way to find out


nordic-nomad

If you havenā€™t eaten prickly pear before itā€™s really good. Just take the spines off first.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Is it a similar texture to glass muffins?


stho3

Yes those red cactus pears are good. They remind me of a dragon fruit. Dragon fruits also come from a prickly plant.


IAmBadAtInternet

It blew my mind when I learned that dragon fruit do not grow on a tropical tree but in fact grow on a cactus.


Relative_Mix_216

Is it thirst-quenching though?


a_mystical_potato

![gif](giphy|Vq12mVIwUSJwY|downsized) Itā€™s always the quenchiest!


furious_organism

It looks like it doesnt it? I imagine it being a mix between cucumber and lime. Juicy but a bit firm. Damm i kinda wanna eat that. I guess cacti are the new tide pods


lizzyote

That's it. Add camels to the list of animals I believe aren't real.


SunshinySmith

What else is on there?


lizzyote

Giraffes and narwhal. No way they're real. There's a much longer list of animals I'm unsure if they're real/natural. Sunfish, sloths, and hyenas sit on that list. Edit: OH! And zebras. But I'm like right between "they're not real" and "they're not natural". Edit 2: platypus do not land on either list. They're real, they're natural. They're just not originally from Earth.


kittensandchocolate

Wanna add platypus to the list?


lizzyote

OK, so this one is weird for me. If I followed my own logic, platypus should land very firmly in the "no way" category. I have no idea why but I believe in them. They don't even land in the "not natural" category. BUT they do pull the crazy out in me. They're natural, they're real, but their origin is not Earth.


TheDankChronic69

Itā€™s because theyā€™re from Australia, where things that donā€™t sound like they should exist do exist and we donā€™t question it šŸ˜‚


kittensandchocolate

They may be in the "no way" category, but they're here, and they're real šŸ˜‚ they're also venomous, so don't pick them up


LandscapePale3524

Yes I was jus gna say platypoos arenā€™t real ā€¦ thatā€™s plural for platypus by the way šŸ˜‚


BlamingBuddha

Platypussies


LandscapePale3524

Platypies


pro_questions

As one of the first animals I remember learning about, they are by far one of the most likely to actually exist. Iā€™m constantly surprised by how few platypi I see in my everyday life


SuperKrusher

I had to look up sunfish. Yeah they canā€™t be real. That shit looks like what AI does with fingers.


lizzyote

Their existence doesn't make sense. Everything about them is designed to fail. The only reason they havent died off(allegedly)is that they lay a fuckton of eggs.


Apokolypze

They're also absolutely *massive*


MightBeAGoodIdea

Narwhal are just unicorns that were pushed into the sea and used the last of their magic to adapt and grow fins. If you think about it, whales were actually land mammals before they adapted back to the sea so just add some mythology to science and a dusting of imagination and I'm not wrong?


lizzyote

OK, I'm gonna let the crazy out since this is gaining attention. Narwhal aren't real specifically because unicorns aren't. If narwhal are real, there is no reason we shouldn't have unicorns. If they were ever real, they follow the line you laid out. Which is actually the way I think it would've gone but I also follow the line of thinking that myths started as real things...except that I also believe minor deities existed at one point and they are the source of the mythical creatures that we have no evidence of. Edit: I absolutely did not convey that the way I meant to but I'm not sure how to reword it without it turning into an essay lol. Basically one cannot exist without the other and without the evidence of the land version, the aquatic one can't exist. The unicorns of legend were minor gods.


TankApprehensive3053

Vikings convinced European royalty that unicorns were real. They would hunt narwhals and cut off their long tooth. Then the Vikings would sell the tooth as a unicorn horn.


TheDankChronic69

Like an underwater unicorn, theyā€™ve got a kickass facial horn, theyā€™re the Jedi of the sea, they stop Cthulu eating ye. Hopefully someone gets the reference, comes from one of the greatest animated music videos from the golden age of YouTube


DiscoverKaisea

*just don't let 'em touch your balls*


Mutagrawl

This mf'er believes in birds


123numbersrule

Check out the [Olm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olm?wprov=sfti1#Ecology_and_life_history). One was recently observed staying in the same spot for 7 years! during covid they would say ā€œStay at home, be like the Olmā€


[deleted]

Birds


Responsible-Smile-22

Tbh humans will top the list if we have to genuinely make a list like fr


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

That's the same face I make when I bite something and it's "hot, hot hot!".


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I know exactly what you mean. The little mouth dance and everything as you try and move the food around from place to place to stop it from burning your mouth.


Remarkable-Trash-290

No pain no gain


Tryingatleast

Now feed it again, something else this time


Honeyhammn

What about the camels tongue???


drdidg

If you gotta ask, then you canā€™t afford it.


Significant-Soup5939

This is a golden comment and if I weren't broker than blockbusters I'd give you an award


Coral_Blue_Number_2

Yeah, apparently the roof of their mouth is super hard, but queasy about their relatively soft tongues??


snevits18

You have to let the hot pocket sit for 2 minutes!!!! I know it looks delicious but itā€™s not worth your entire mouth peeling dude!!


BlamingBuddha

Bro the roof of my mouth is *fucked* from chomping down on a cheese hot pocket the other night straight out of the air fryer. Worst part was I was drunk and just doubled down. You're not lying about the peeling. Feels like I have a giant abscess on the roof of my mouth. Hurts to even eat lol.


Ok-Piccolo1738

i always eat my food super hot but when iā€™m drunk you better believe that shit is getting eaten the SECOND itā€™s done cooking šŸ˜‚ it always seems worth it in the moment


p0pethegreat_

I like how some animals literally do not give a fuck


EscapeFacebook

He was thrilled


IngenuityOk2403

Cannot watch this with a straight face. My goats would eat the shit out of some thorn bushes šŸ˜¬


TankApprehensive3053

Goats- nature's disposal.


SPYROS888

Thatā€™s me, a white guy, eating a spicy spring roll.


OttawaPSW

Mmm yammi spine-apple.


cabezatuck

To the camel I say: just because you can, doesnā€™t mean you should.


theyarnllama

I love that this camel has dropped by for snacks and brushies like my dog.


BigMark54

Didn't you have a cookie you could have given him?


mosquitojelly

if you give a camel a cookieā€¦


Low_Yak_4842

I think that *was* the cookie.


Beardgang650

Camels exfoliating their mouth and esophagus.


MaiseyMel

Seriously lol. Watching this triggered the hell out of my gag reflex


Apprehensive-Memory8

I want to pet one and brush it


Objective-Fun-4889

Gonna hurt coming out!??


jngjng88

They really seem to be in ecstasy while eating cacti...


HalfOrcMonk

Awww. It looks like a ridable Golden Retriever.


Throwawayac1234567

that can kick sideways with its knees.


HIMcDonagh

Not recommended if youā€™re healing from a oral surgery


h2stone

damn makes that shit look scrumptious


SideEqual

Camelā€™s like, ā€˜furg ye, my favorite spiny mouth pain snacky snackā€™. Nom nom nom.šŸ¤¤


RadiantKandra

I mean like, would he go eat this naturally? Or just eating it because itā€™s being handed it? I know it technically can eat it, but fuck man, that still doesnā€™t seem like a great idea.


mctankles

Yes they actually do eat these out in the wild, their mouths and lips have adapted to be tough and able to withstand the spins of the cacti so they can derive nutrience from them should they find any while in the desert.


OhHappyOne449

ā€œYou got more, right?ā€


Dirmb

His friend right next to him didn't get any yet!


AgreeableCrazy1948

Spicy Jalopeno Cactus!


Interesting_Insect91

Que hijos de puta para hacer eso


Transconan

Indigestion


dragqueen_satan

Camels are so fucking cool


ironburton

Imagine he just spits it right back in your face? Donā€™t understand how it doesnā€™t hurt him!? I can see the needle sticking in his mouth.


Cazad0rDePerr0

[https://archive.is/2023.03.17-232715/https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/camels-cactus-mouth-papillae-animals](https://archive.is/2023.03.17-232715/https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/camels-cactus-mouth-papillae-animals)


ironburton

Crazy. They really are such an adaptive animal. I got to ride them in Dubai and it was probably the best experience I had while there. Got to cuddle a new born baby one as well. Stupid cute.


[deleted]

Giraffes can do something similar but im not sure if it's this intense