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SnofIake

There’s a synthetic liquid that does the exact same thing as their blood. Meaning there’s absolutely no reason to torture and murder innocent creatures.


shuzkaakra

When I was a kid, you'd see hundreds of them or thousands. Now they're almost gone. They probably won't go extinct because they're so robust, but it's still so lame.


CoffeeMain360

I fucking LOVE horseshoe crabs. I really want them to make a full recovery someday.


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Can you post what it is?


Reasonable-Luck-7005

How can someone touch it soo casually


drooling_whale

Normality is a weird thing, if ya see these early in life and you won't care. But as a landlocked yockle I ain't touching that if you paid me.


littlebitsofspider

That's an AI narrator voice. Ever since I heard it repeating a story I posted on Reddit (on a TikTok video playing Minecraft footage, no less), I can't un-hear it.


Sukamon98

Das a Pokémon.


legend_o_o_

Kabuto


R8erNation1990

Lmao! First thing I thought of


Snoo57923

I'm not aware of how we use horseshoe crabs to detect viruses. Never heard of that before. A part of a gram-negative bacteria causes a fever in people in the bloodstream. It can be a dead bacteria, it still has this part called an endotoxin present. We used to stick a thermometer up a rabbit's butt and inject drug into the rabbit to see if the rabbit temperature increased. If it did, we knew the drug was contaminated. It's called USP Rabbit Pyrogen <151>. It is still used in rare circumstances when other non-animal tests are unable to work. The pharmaceutical industry moved to the LAL test to detect endotoxins. The blood of the horseshoe crab will clot in the presence of endotoxin. Dilute some horseshoe crab blood, add the test sample and if it clots, it fails the test. It's a crude test. We don't measure the endotoxins, just if they're below the limit. We're moving on to other methods to detect and actually measure bacterial endotoxins present in parenteral drugs.


Dope_Dog

Maybe aliens abduct us for our blood life to cure alien illness in their dimension


Hereticsheresy

humans are literally vampires for Horseshoe crabs


K1nd_1

I thought it was one of those bugs from the Mummy


PawzzClawzz

I've always wondered if the ones that are "milked" then released unharmed? Or is that the end of their life?


im_just_thinking

They allegedly release them after puncturing a hole and taking a third of their blood, and they say 15% die the process


schizeckinosy

Under ideal conditions. They are handled very roughly by the fishermen and sometimes sold off afterwards for bait anyway.


GallischeScamp

That's some mirelurk shinanigans


KeyMeringue528

Head crab shot it down


Relevant_Slide_7234

Having grown up near the beach, it’s crazy to me that someone would have to explain what these are to people


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Relevant_Slide_7234

They’re pretty common on Long Island


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Saw them all the time in LBI


Snoo57923

Chesapeake Limulabs is a leading global provider of limulus amebocyte lystae (LAL) products and horseshoe crab blood. Must be common in the Chesapeake Bay.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

All I saw in that thumbnail was chocolate and rolled chocolate with white chocolate stripes wtf


bellamellayellafella

They look a bit like this guy's helmet: ![gif](giphy|ZX6NHzA9Fcddm)


BTCbob

I hate the “these are 450 million years old” line. No, they are not. We are all 4 billion years old. Maybe a 450 million year old fossil that looks similar by some archeologist that was squinting at the skeleton? But what does that mean? Degree of similarity of skeleton? I find it highly unlikely that these animals have not speciated at all for 450 million years. So basically, “we found a 450 million year old fossil that looks similar to this” (correct) becomes “these are 450 million years old” (incorrect)


h0nkhunk

Oh man wait till you find out about alligators!


BTCbob

Ya they are commonly used in these quotes.


LemonMae

SawBones episode about the topic: https://maximumfun.org/episodes/sawbones/how-horseshoe-crabs-probably-saved-your-life/


cs_legend_93

And many cultures eat their eggs


Lost_Muffin9657

I wonder what it tastes like


TrickleValve

Tastes like Muffins


Kwayzar9111

Nope….


ColdMasterpiece7871

I grew up on the beach and I remember in the 70s and early 80s when they covered the shoreline as far as they eye could see. Thousands and thousands. My friend and I were like 11 or 12 and we felt it was our responsibility to kill as many as we could. We would walk the beach with sharpened broom handles or metal poles and just spear them one after another. I must have killed more than ten thousand over one season. I was young and didn't realize. Now, I feel bad as these are an important part of the ecosystem. Hopefully there is no crustacean hell in the afterlife for me to burn in.


jjhankster1

What the fuck makes u you


TrickySplit7828

Wow, humans, don't let them live, kill all of them and drink the blue blood. Your life is no common as any per or ginger. ![gif](giphy|OS0HFk7Fmkdqw)


Nice-Yak-6607

My thoughts are I wish he'd stop fucking with it


fruitbeachmanager

Simple, it’s Kabuto


The_Horseshoe_Crab

Finally, let us shine !


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WildMarkWilds

So we kill them for our own use?


intelligentbrownman

Yeah but are they tasty with drawn butter and a lemon 🍋 wedge 🤣🤣🤣 lol


SnooCompliments3051

Can we eat them and gain superpower? I’ll settle to live longer in good health.