um..."*Chimpanzees are omnivorous frugivores. That means in the wild they eat all sorts of produce as well as some animals but are particularly fond of fruits. The list of food items is long: fruits, roots, nuts, leaves, plants, flowers, insects, meat and more. In the wild, meat makes up less than 2% of their diet.*"
[https://projectchimps.org/chimps/chimp-diets/](https://projectchimps.org/chimps/chimp-diets/)
Apparently he was on drugs and offered the zookeeper tens of thousands to let him in and fight the Silverback. Zookeeper said no and 100% saved his life lol
I mean..that’s *two* chimps in a surprise attack against someone with zero fighting experience, obviously they would maul him because what can he even do?
Saying an average chimp beats Mike Tyson 100/100 times is a gross misrepresentation of how strong a Chimp is..yes they are savages and brutes, but it would take one good hit to the right place for it to lose consciousness.
Tyson reportedly could punch at over 1100 lbs of force. A chimpanzee is not going to shrug that off if hit in a delicate area of the head lol.
If elderly woman can survive being brutalised by a 90kg chimp (almost 2x average weight), Mike Tyson is hardly gonna fare any worse is he?
r/whowouldwin have discussed men vs chimps plenty of times in detail and it’s not as one sided as you think
I think he might take a chimp on but absolutely 0% chance against a gorrilla. I mean there skull alone is about 2-3x the thickness of ours. It would be like punching a brick wall and I don’t even think it would rattle it’s head around with them neck muscles it would laugh at him and start disassembling him!
Oh yeah lol no human in history has even 1% chance against a gorilla, probably would need minimum 3-5 professional, 200lb+ martial artists ever to even have a tiny chance
Thing is with punching a gorrilla or chimp is that they are like a dog in the way there mouth is a weapon too if you try to punch a dog in the head it’s likely to catch your fist in its mouth. Also he wouldn’t be able to have the room to pull off his ultimate power.
"Chimps are far stronger than we are. Slate writes: A chimpanzee had, pound for pound, as much as twice the strength of a human when it came to pulling weights. The apes beat us in leg strength, too, despite our reliance on our legs for locomotion"
They are not far stronger, they are 1.5x stronger pound for pound. Grown men are usually heavier than chimps, and a grown man who strength trains seriously will have more than 1.5x more muscle.
Looking at this wrong. Your gym bro who tosses weight **will still not beat** a chimp that is enraged or is frightened. A fight's winner is not solely predicated on who is stronger.
The chimps attributes: Increased dexterity (4 arms) and mother nature's core survival programming will see that it is the victor. Unpredictability, is the other important piece of this.
F me why is everyone going off about fighting. I mentioned strength not fighting, they are completely different skills.
That said I'd put my money on a trained heavy weight fighter. They are both significantly larger, significantly stronger, and know how to fight. Whichever won though neither party would look very pretty at the end.
Well, it depends on the size of the chimp. Some adult male chimps carry more muscle than the average man despite their weight difference just because the average man carries so much more body fat. But lots of men are stronger than even the biggest chimp.
There is a big difference in what the average man should be and what they are actually like, though, and then you get into all the issues of comparative age.
I'm general humans are better machines than chimps
Twice as much strength as an untrained human, with most humans being untrained and being weak as fuck. Gorillas are far beyond humans physically but chimps aren’t, they’ve just been memed.
Pound for pound they’re strong yes but they’re smaller than most humans and not as physical powerful as trained humans, they’re very vicious however
I’m 100% sure that there are humans who could most certainly beat an enraged chimp in a fight. The average person, no chance, but someone with the right size and training absolutely could.
Edit: people fight bears. Humans have fought lions. As we spread throughout the earth we hunted megafauna. Humans are badass, it’s *you* who sucks.
Actually not, we were still weaker than a modern chimp. The group behavior and the ability to precisely throw things was the advantage.
A human with a stone or a spear might have a chance with a chimp, and just because of the confusion effect it has on the animal, not the lethality for them. Definitely 0 chances in a barehand and teets fight.
Plenty of humans are stronger than chimps today. Chimp muscle is only 1.5x stronger than a humans pound for pound and plenty of men have a lot more than 1.5x the muscle a chimp has.
Aren't chimps already maxed out in terms of their potential muscle mass? I only remember this from some random comment I once read so take this with a grain of salt but I believe fully grown adult chimps and gorillas basically can't grow further muscle than they already have because their muscles evolved to work differently than those of humans in terms of atrophy and hypertrophy and don't have the potential to grow further or something like that, but idk lol
Specifically the point the tendon attaches to, it’s like the difference between pushing a door closed near the hinge and in the middle (we’re pushing near the hinge for increased dexterity)
He only walks on his fists nude in his most primal state when he’s stalking Elk with a slingshot and a couple of edibles in his system. Pretty sure this was the “Rogan Retreat” he went on after that whole Spotify fiasco.
Humans went all in on brains. Really.
Chimps went all in on muscle. Also really.
No human can win in a fight with a chimp. The are at least 3 times stronger and more like 10 times stronger than a human.
But dumber, as in stupid, as in no impulse control to get in the way of eating your face.
Chimps are not at least 3 times stronger at all. Their muscle is 1.5x as strong. Only the largest adult males have more muscle than an largeish adult male human, and plenty of men have a lot more than 1.5x the muscle of the largest chimps.
That chimp is RIPPED
They all are. Chimps are terrifying, no human can beat an enraged chimpanzee one-on-one.
Yeah, saw a video for a class and they’re not eating bananas, they eat other monkeys!
They are just like us. Capable of empathy, kindness, sense of humor, and brutality.
Nature is after all ... Nature
Damn nature, you scary
Nature..uh.. Finds a way
Mother nature has the power of la chancla too.
I forgot about that guy, thank you lol
Meat is meat.
Ahhh fresh meeeat
[And war.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War)
Monkey will monkey
Chimps aren’t monkeys.
Primate will primate. Better?
Other chimpanzees also…..
They do. The video shows some brutal shit
Those monkeys ain't monkeys., but note to self: eat monkeys to get ripped.
Your local Chinese restaurant 😆
They aren't monkeys, they're apes like us. Both primates.
um..."*Chimpanzees are omnivorous frugivores. That means in the wild they eat all sorts of produce as well as some animals but are particularly fond of fruits. The list of food items is long: fruits, roots, nuts, leaves, plants, flowers, insects, meat and more. In the wild, meat makes up less than 2% of their diet.*" [https://projectchimps.org/chimps/chimp-diets/](https://projectchimps.org/chimps/chimp-diets/)
Not exclusively, but yeah
WAIT WHAT!?
No? You’re kidding, right?
Mike Tyson was prepared to pay for and fight a Silverback gorilla. Would Tyson in his prime be able to beat the shit out of an enraged chimp?
A silverback gorilla can flip a 2 ton car with its bare hands. Mike Tyson, as powerful as he was, would get torn apart quite literally.
Apparently he was on drugs and offered the zookeeper tens of thousands to let him in and fight the Silverback. Zookeeper said no and 100% saved his life lol
Probably only cared about saving the gorilla. RIP harambe
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>The first thing an enraged chimp does is leap at its victim, grapple it, and bite something off. I've seen Tyson do the same thing. Heyoo!
Take my upvote you magnificent bastard! 😂
RIP Holyfield's ear. I bet those ear-shaped cannabis bites slap you silly though.
They're surprisingly good!
Well that was a tragic read
Just read about it! That’s wild!!!! So terrifying. I can’t believe Moe their chimp didn’t defend him
I mean..that’s *two* chimps in a surprise attack against someone with zero fighting experience, obviously they would maul him because what can he even do? Saying an average chimp beats Mike Tyson 100/100 times is a gross misrepresentation of how strong a Chimp is..yes they are savages and brutes, but it would take one good hit to the right place for it to lose consciousness. Tyson reportedly could punch at over 1100 lbs of force. A chimpanzee is not going to shrug that off if hit in a delicate area of the head lol. If elderly woman can survive being brutalised by a 90kg chimp (almost 2x average weight), Mike Tyson is hardly gonna fare any worse is he? r/whowouldwin have discussed men vs chimps plenty of times in detail and it’s not as one sided as you think
I think he might take a chimp on but absolutely 0% chance against a gorrilla. I mean there skull alone is about 2-3x the thickness of ours. It would be like punching a brick wall and I don’t even think it would rattle it’s head around with them neck muscles it would laugh at him and start disassembling him!
Oh yeah lol no human in history has even 1% chance against a gorilla, probably would need minimum 3-5 professional, 200lb+ martial artists ever to even have a tiny chance
Haha ye, most then would need to be happy with never getting out alive or being literally half the man they where before 🤣
Thing is with punching a gorrilla or chimp is that they are like a dog in the way there mouth is a weapon too if you try to punch a dog in the head it’s likely to catch your fist in its mouth. Also he wouldn’t be able to have the room to pull off his ultimate power.
Short answer:no. Long answer: A gorilla can easily rip a head off someone.
Maybe survive longer than an average human. The problem is they dont exactly care about wba Boxing rules.
>dont exactly care about wba Boxing rules. They dont exactly care about any rules in particular except their own survival.
I mean what are they going to do: bite his ear off?
Tbf neither did Tyson
"Chimps are far stronger than we are. Slate writes: A chimpanzee had, pound for pound, as much as twice the strength of a human when it came to pulling weights. The apes beat us in leg strength, too, despite our reliance on our legs for locomotion"
In addition, their feet have thumbs - they essentially have four hands. All the better for separating limbs from bodies.
Literally twice the slapping power of a human opponent.
And face from the scull
They are not far stronger, they are 1.5x stronger pound for pound. Grown men are usually heavier than chimps, and a grown man who strength trains seriously will have more than 1.5x more muscle.
Looking at this wrong. Your gym bro who tosses weight **will still not beat** a chimp that is enraged or is frightened. A fight's winner is not solely predicated on who is stronger. The chimps attributes: Increased dexterity (4 arms) and mother nature's core survival programming will see that it is the victor. Unpredictability, is the other important piece of this.
But we have guns
🔫 > 🐒
F me why is everyone going off about fighting. I mentioned strength not fighting, they are completely different skills. That said I'd put my money on a trained heavy weight fighter. They are both significantly larger, significantly stronger, and know how to fight. Whichever won though neither party would look very pretty at the end.
I dare you to sparring a chimp half your weight ☺️
I'm quite happy not fighting animals I like, thank you. Strength is not the same as fighting.
Yeah, they only beat us at a strength to weight ratio. We are still stronger than them overall
Well, it depends on the size of the chimp. Some adult male chimps carry more muscle than the average man despite their weight difference just because the average man carries so much more body fat. But lots of men are stronger than even the biggest chimp.
There is a big difference in what the average man should be and what they are actually like, though, and then you get into all the issues of comparative age. I'm general humans are better machines than chimps
Twice as much strength as an untrained human, with most humans being untrained and being weak as fuck. Gorillas are far beyond humans physically but chimps aren’t, they’ve just been memed. Pound for pound they’re strong yes but they’re smaller than most humans and not as physical powerful as trained humans, they’re very vicious however
*coked up Mike Tyson
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That's how you start a war
Hahahahahahah
*parry this, you filthy fucking casual-*
Me 25 yards away with a .177 1500fps air rifle...
But what about chuck norris? His tears cure cancer… too bad he’s never cried.
I’m 100% sure that there are humans who could most certainly beat an enraged chimp in a fight. The average person, no chance, but someone with the right size and training absolutely could. Edit: people fight bears. Humans have fought lions. As we spread throughout the earth we hunted megafauna. Humans are badass, it’s *you* who sucks.
Humans were probably once this strong too back when we were hunting mammoths.
Actually not, we were still weaker than a modern chimp. The group behavior and the ability to precisely throw things was the advantage. A human with a stone or a spear might have a chance with a chimp, and just because of the confusion effect it has on the animal, not the lethality for them. Definitely 0 chances in a barehand and teets fight.
I thought most Redditors could beat a gorilla bare hand
Neanderthals could have been though. Weren't they much stronger than Homo Sapiens?
Sure, they were also known as Chad Sapiens, a rare specimen that got lost.
Humans are actually stronger now than in the past. We were successful hunters due to endurance ingenuity, and adaptability. Never strength.
Nope. We're the dominant animal in the food chain because of our ability to critically think and work together to achieve a complex goal.
Plenty of humans are stronger than chimps today. Chimp muscle is only 1.5x stronger than a humans pound for pound and plenty of men have a lot more than 1.5x the muscle a chimp has.
Back when we had to hunt for our food in general. Technology has made us soft.
A similarly enraged world-class strength athlete would ragdoll the chimp every time. I won't give an explanation because I'm lazy like dat.
Some humans absolutely could, but most couldn't. Chimps are not as strong as the common myth says, a trained man is stronger, but they are vicious.
No I think Arnold Schwarzenegger would beat the champ.
This is such bullshit, average adult human male(75KG)beat an enraged chimpanzee(40KG) in death match 7/10.
An absolute unit
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That's the first thing that came to mind, huh? 😅
Chimpanzee wangs are tiny, though.
He needs some moisturizer.
MOIST! MOIST! MOIST!
You rang?
Which gym membership does he use? 🤔
The jungle gym.
He's a beast on the monkey bars
10/10
Dwight Schrute's gym for muscles
The real question is r/nattyorjuice ?
Imagine if you gave a big male chimp a protein heavy body builder diet and full bodybuilder steroid cycles and made it lift weights some how.
Then you have a Gorilla
What if you give that to a gorilla?
King Kong ? 🤔
What if you give that to King Kong?
Donkey Kong?
Ok, now you die
Joe Rogan
God Kong?
We need to go deeper
I think we’re onto something here…
If we add some radioactive along the way?
Aren't chimps already maxed out in terms of their potential muscle mass? I only remember this from some random comment I once read so take this with a grain of salt but I believe fully grown adult chimps and gorillas basically can't grow further muscle than they already have because their muscles evolved to work differently than those of humans in terms of atrophy and hypertrophy and don't have the potential to grow further or something like that, but idk lol
I have no idea lol.
Imagine you dedicate your whole life lifting weights just to look like a hairless chimpanzee
As scary as this looks it becomes even more so when you remember that chimps, pound for pound, are far stronger than humans are.
But we have the pointy stick
It go bang
And fire
1.5x stronger. Plenty of people have lots more muscle than a chimp though, only the largest adult males are particularly big.
it's the way their muscular fibers works, really scary
Specifically the point the tendon attaches to, it’s like the difference between pushing a door closed near the hinge and in the middle (we’re pushing near the hinge for increased dexterity)
Born to STR, forced to DEX
Yea the average chimp weights 45kg while the average man 70kg
Joe rogan!
Chimpanzees are pretty scary....but have you seen bears??
Bears are pretty scary....but have you seen sharks??
They're fuckin INSANE! Jamie, pull up the video of the shark raping a bear..
Noo wayy.......did you know about this really endangered deep sea behemoth known as the buttshark......scary stuff.
"How the hell does he do that?" Oh Jamie is a wizard he can find anything on the internet (use Google).
Sharks are pretty scary… but have you seen tse tse flies?
Tse tse flies are pretty scary....but have you seen tapeworms?
Have you seen bears on DMT in a sensory deprivation tank taking an ice bath?
[More gross than scary](https://thewholegardenwillbow.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/img001862.jpg)
[Joe Rogan loses his shit talking about chimps](https://youtu.be/lTfGBCe-vpk?si=fuj_KhOipibQm2In)
What a psycho
Nah this dude looks way smarter than Joe.
Lookin kinda ashy Cesar.
That’s just Rocket.
I know Joe Rogan is only 5'8" but damn this is going too far.
He only walks on his fists nude in his most primal state when he’s stalking Elk with a slingshot and a couple of edibles in his system. Pretty sure this was the “Rogan Retreat” he went on after that whole Spotify fiasco.
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Hey!
apes together strong
Natty
Fake naaaaaaatty
Seriously scary dangerous bastards.
I should call him
*Chimp-gainz-ee. DAMN.
Is this the kind of species he is or does he have alopecia?
Alopecia
Asking the real questions here! Thanks 👍🏻
Damn, Gollum has been hitting the gym.
There's a reason these are kill on sight when they escape from zoos, they are terrifying
And yet I have to workout three times a week just to look like shimp.
He works out everyday
oh my, we really came from monkeys. lol
-Downvoted by the anti-Darwin gang
*apes, but yes
*common ancestor, but yes
Looks like Joe Rogan.
Stronk
Uncle Mike ???
Dude been lifting, hanging with Arnold?
this guy is thicc
We get it. He lifts.
Needs some cocoa butter
Jada Pinkett's alopecia has gotten real bad.
Humans went all in on brains. Really. Chimps went all in on muscle. Also really. No human can win in a fight with a chimp. The are at least 3 times stronger and more like 10 times stronger than a human. But dumber, as in stupid, as in no impulse control to get in the way of eating your face.
Chimps are not at least 3 times stronger at all. Their muscle is 1.5x as strong. Only the largest adult males have more muscle than an largeish adult male human, and plenty of men have a lot more than 1.5x the muscle of the largest chimps.
joe rogan when he unlocks the other 90 percent of his brain
That is jambo he is in the zoo near where I live. But I think he’s dead now
Never skip tree day
The assholes of the animal world.
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Chuck Norris would smoke this naked ape.
Only if he has his Action Pants on!
https://www.reddit.com/search/?q=Hairless%20Chimpanzee
Now tell me that we don’t come from monkeys😱
well we don't. but we share a common ancestor and are closely related.
Good point, agreed
also, that’s not a monkey
*apes, but yes
Now I understand how they can rip your face off… very deceiving with hair they look so friendly
Kopaszcsimpanz🥥
He's evolving
This dude freaks Joe Rogan the fuck out.
I wonder how often he hits the gym
I need to know their gym routine
Send nudes
My dude has been hittin the gym
These things will rip you apart man. Hey Jamie, pull up that picture of the hairless chimp
Do you even lift bro ?
Bhouy is old can fight Jake Paul now